End Credits
Executive Producer:
George Lucas
Executive Creative Consultant:
Tony M.
Written By:
Tony M.
Produced & Directed
By
Joss Whedon
Starring
Chris Hemsworth
as
Thundarr The Barbarian
Ellen Wong
as
Princess Ariel
"The Great Khali" Dalip Singh Rana
as
Ookla The Mok
and
Al Leong
as
Sabian The Wizard
Teaser Trailer
Location: A laboratory in an unknown location.
* Close up of a bloody human brain, still in the skull. There are a couple of computer circuits with tiny flashing red and yellow lights wired to the brain matter. A pair of mechanical arms set a metal skullcap over top of the exposed brain. The skullcap is riveted into place by another set of mechanical arms. The skullcap has a pair of steel spikes protruding from the brow, curving upwards so as to appear as metal horns. Camera pans down to a robot arm. Other mechanical arms are soldering circuits and wires into a robot arm. Red and yellow lights inside the arm begin flashing. The mechanical arms close up the metal casing, covering the lights and wires, then bolt it into place. The robotic hand rises as the arm bends at the elbow. The hand closes into a fist, opens up, then repeats a couple more times. A groundling walks up to the table. Quicker than the groundling can react, the robot arm reaches out and grabs the groundling by the throat. The groundling grabs at the robot hand with its hands and tries to pull the fingers apart, to no avail. The arm straightens out and the groundling is lifted into the air. Close up of the groundling's feet, dangling several inches off the floor, its tail whipping back and forth. Wide shot of Zogarr sitting on the operating table. His entire torso is covered in metal plating, and his right arm is replaced with a robotic replacement. He glares at the groundling he is holding aloft with just one arm.*
Zogarr: Impressive.
* Zogarr squeezes the groundling's throat. Blood pours out of the groundling's nose and mouth, and there's a loud 'crunching' sound as bones are crashed in the robot hand's grip. The groundling's arms go limp. Close up of its feet and tail dangling above the floor. The toes curl and the tail goes limp. He throws the groundling across the lab, and it slams hard into the wall, crumbling into a bloody heap on the floor. Zogarr looks at his new robotic hand. He closes his hand into a fist. He's surprised as four 3" blades pop out of the knuckles. The fist rotates in a 360 degree clockwise spin. Then the fist reverses direction and spins 360 degrees counterclockwise. The blades retract back into the knuckles and Zogarr opens his robotic hand again.*
Zogarr: Most impressive.
Gemini: I'm glad you approve.
* Zogarr gets up off of his operating table. He looks cautiously around the room.*
Zogarr: Who said that?
Gemini: I did.
Zogarr: Who are you?
Gemini: (Stepping out of the shadows) I'm the one who saved your life.
* Gemini is wearing purple with a bright orange trim. His arms are covered in metal armour, and he's wearing heavy metal shoulder pads. The back of his head is covered with a steel plate. His face is hairless, but fairly normal looking.*
Zogarr: Why? What's in it for you?
Gemini: You're a powerful and skilled warrior. I have need of powerful and skilled warriors.
Zogarr: What exactly did you do to me?
Gemini: Your arm was lost and your lungs were beyond repair. They had to be replaced. So I not only replaced them . . . I improved them.
Zogarr: And what is the price of these . . . improvements.
Gemini: Simple. When the Wizard, Gemini calls for you . . . (Gemini's head does a 180 degree turn, the steel plate covering the back of his head slides over revealing his "angry face". His face is wrinkled. His eyes glow a malignant red, surrounded by black sunbursts.) . . . You come.
* Fade To Black*
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