Who knew
Holiday fic (Valentines Day)
WARNING! There is Yaoi and personalities of the characters are basically thrown away at points. If Yaoi (Boy on Boy romance) and OOC-ness Does not appeal to you, please do not read this.
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: WE WILL BE DOING A SPIN OFF SERIES OF WHO KNEW, FEATURING THE CHARARCTERS THAT WERE NOT PRESENT AND THE MAIN CHARACTERS OF THIS. ALSO LOOK OUT FOR THE SIDE FICS THAT WILL BE POSTED HOPEFULLY WEEKLY! Couples:
Kai X Tyson, Ray X Max, Bryan X Michael, Mariah X Spencer, Kenny X Emily, Tala X Microwave, Mariah X Reflection
Mentioned:
Kevin X Daichi, Hilary X Salima
Genre: Romance, Humor, Parody, Friendship
SIDE NOTES: We have started the planning for the spinoff of Who knew. It is another crack fic that has Tyson, Kai, Ray and Max as well as Ozuma and Kane as the main couple. Look out for it! I know it's not even close to February, but we figured that it was the closest to the date that who knew ended.
We unfortunately do not own any of the characters from beyblade, however please do not touch the titles of our stories. Thank you!
Crystal and Roxie are not responsible for any damages of the brains or plummeting of IQ from reading this story. (c)
CHAPTER 5 REVIEWS & our responses:
Nazrita:I actually read the first chapter 5 and I wanted to review but it kept on saying "page not found" and I was like wtf?
As much as I loved the other version, this one was way better. I'm glad you made the changes. But even if you didn't, it would have still been perfect.
Max really is too adorable, even though Rei said he's not a good painter XD
Finally Kai and Tyson got together! Took them long enough. Finally everyone is together :)
Loved this chapter. Can't wait for the side fics :)
Crystal: Don't look at me! I wasn't there when that happened XD
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID! It was about time we got them together (: Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoy the side fics!
Roxie: Haha… Sorry about that ^_^; I was so paranoid. I hated the ending so much and couldn't stand having Max and Ray apart. I rewrote it 4 times each… meaning the ending AND Max and Ray's scene. I'm so glad you liked it though :)
UH HOW COULD RAY?! How DARE he say Max isn't a good painter :(
*Sigh* It took a lot of effort, but finally we got them together. But I'm more excited to write some of the side fics about them :3
Anyway thank you SO much for all of your support. I hope this fic is as satisfying!
Lightmare: If I could only say 2 words they'd be:'AWWWWW!' and 'WTF!'. Ok that's 4 words but whatever! Ray clearly lost his marbles, Kane?, Ozuma?, Fork testing?, T.V/China wall eating? Your nuts! But thats ok because you almost made me cry. The end sounded so final, like the world was ending. Thank the heavens you guys put everyone back together again, I think I would have died of a broken heart otherwise. Oh god! Its OVER!, NOOOOOO! Now how am I to get my crack fic fix! Love you guys, and your messed up minds. XP
Crystal: I guess we are nuts? Sorry we made you cry… and don't worry, the world hasn't ended… yet. Don't forget to read these side fics… like this one… yeah…
Thanks for the support! We love you tooo. Moo.
Roxie: YAY We made you have a 'wtf' moment! That's exactly what we were aiming for XD Marbles? What marbles? I had a little fun with Ozuma and Kane. Because of that scene, we're writing an entire Crack fic about the two of them, as well as Tyson, Kai, Ray and Max after the events of who knew. Our main thing was to totally destroy the minds of the viewers though and to make us look insane XD
We may have lost our marbles, but we gained some nuts. YAY! I'm sorry that the world is ending :( (lol jk) But I didn't mean to make you cry… Oh wait… that's what it was supposed to do XD I'm glad you enjoyed it though! TRUST ME. It's not over yet. The next fics are like a story in it's self… perhaps if you don't have prior ENGAGEMENTS, you will be able to set a DATE to read this story? Was that hint enough? Don't forget, we'll still be writing crack fics ^_^ Thanks so much for all of your support! I hope you enjoy 3
Maxiebear: My name is in the marbles story! Yay! I distinctly remember this because that's rughly when you brought the chapter down. 'Page not found.' it said. I was very confused to say the least. But its ok because 1. Its happened before and 2. because you put it back new and inproved in record time. And I dare say I love it! Max is silly, Tyson's adorable, Michael is wicked, and its about time they all got there happy ending, It was way over due. I'm sad its over but there is always those side fics you mentioned! ;)
Crystal: Hehe oops. I had NOTHING to do with the chapter coming down. It was ALL HER! *points to Roxie* YAY HAPPY ENDINGS! I'm glad you liked it (: I'm sad too… but it's not over :P Yeah! Always those side fics… OHHH LIKE THIS ONE! YAY!
Thank you for commenting!
Roxie: I've called Max my Maxie bear for the longest time XD I was so scared to put it in the story because I was scared you'd get mad :( Anyway, I'm sorry I had to bring it down. I didn't sleep until 4am because I was thinking about a proper ending and tried to write it. Luckily, Crystal came over and helped me finish it properly ^_^ (I actually wrote the entire ending on my own the first time) Anyway, I'm so glad you liked the 'ending'
YAY SIDE FICS! *Dances*
Anyway, thank you so much for all of your reviews! I hope you enjoy.
Lightmare
Ahem! Ether you two have the worst writers block in the history of the world or you have gone hiatus on me! *sniff* Your killing me! Whatever happened to updateing weekly? Its been over a month! Who died? Are you two fighting? *starts crying in a corner* Please update, I'm wasting away here. :(
Crystal: We haven't gone on a hiatus! I promise! Just school… and lack of communication. Sorry here it is!
Roxie: I know this may sound joking, but I am proud to say that it was indeed the writers block. We got together so many times and I just COULD NOT WRITE D: It was SO hard. I got bored so easily and so uninspired. So Now I'm back and ready for action ;) Sorry about the delay!
Maxiebear
Oh great masters of the world I bow down to you. I have brought peace offerings of cookies, rainbow cats, gold silk robes, the mad haters hat, and a purple swan. Oh great goddesses please spare us all and not withhold the side fics and spinoff series any longer. What have thy done to invoke such torment? Oh great divine ones please relent in this torture, and we will never anger you again. *Holds out peace offerings while bowing* Pretty please with a cherry on top? X(
Crystal: Peace offerings have been accepted and here is your reward. Please sign below to receive.
Roxie: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Here ya go! *Eats one of the rainbow cats and pets the cookies*
It was almost valentine's day and Kai was pacing Tyson's room attempting to pull together the words to ask Tyson out.
"Will you be… my valen….tino?" Kai hummed to himself. "No! that's not right." Kai growled slightly biting his thumb in frustration. "Will you be… my… my… Valen….valen…. villain…. Violin… vile…. Village… villager… illager…. Ill…. Mill… will…. Will… death…Beth…. Breath… meth… Drugs… hugs… cuddles… kittens… CAT!"
"Meow" Ray said walking in on the rambling teenager.
"Hey kitty." Kai smirked, trying to cover up his motives.
"Trying to ask Tyson out?"
"Well… yeah I guess."
"Well the first step is to stop asking his room and find the real Tyson. I think your date will be slightly more successful if you happen to actually ask him out."
"And what about Max? Have you asked him yet?"
"Naww… A real man gets asked out. I'm not asking him. He better ask me."
"You're a real jerk, Ray."
"Meow…" Ray snarled and walked out. Kai sighed slightly looking back out the window. Kai scoffed while exiting Tyson's room to look for his little blue haired angel. Kai walked through the hallways, closing his eyes and crossing his arms to look cool.
"VEWWW" A sweet voice called from in front of him. Just then, Max zipped by and toppled Kai over while riding his magical blue lawnmower up and down the hall. "WEE! I'm A DINOSAUR."
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Kai growled. "MAX! That's my magical lawnmower." Kai arose from the ground and began to chase the blonde teen to regain his beautiful Manual lawn mower.
"HA HA HA HA!" Max screamed while turning a corner sharply. It was then that Max walked casually out from the turn, this time without his lawnmower. "Kai-chan?" Max whined. "I want to ask Ray-Ray out. But I don't know how."
Kai smirked seeing the opportunity to get back at the long haired teen. "You see, Max." He grinned, eyeing the gullible teen. "Real men get ASKED out. They don't do the asking."
"Really?!" Max gasped, placing his hands over his mouth.
"And see that pond over there?"
"Uh huh!"
"It's MAGICAL water. It'll give you magic powers if you drink from it.
"OOOOH!" Max cried, jumping over to the partially frozen pond and began to gulp down it's dirty waters. Kai grinned to himself. Now, he would ask his love out. Kai has the perfect plan, the ideal date where everything was to be perfect. A romantic dinner, a trip to Tyson's favorite place in the world and then… the most magic moment of all… or so Kai hoped. He wouldn't want Tyson to reject him… right?
"Kai-Chan?" Max groaned. "I don't feel so good. My tummy is having a thunderstorm."
"It's the magic powers taking over!" Kai exclaimed, happiness falsified.
"YAY! Maxie has mermaid powers!"
"Sure…" Kai looked over, as the teen rushed away soon to bring back a glass, and dipping it in the pond to save some of the 'Magic' for later. Kai no longer cared. He entered the dojo to see his crazy housemates holding an auction. Michael was selling off Wolborg while Tala, Bryan, Mariah and Emily bid on it.
"I have one stick of gum, one stick of gum. Do I hear two? Two sticks of gum?" Michael called out.
"Right here!" Mariah called out.
"Yeah, screw you Mariah. Three, right here." Emily bid. Tala joined back in:
"Four!"
"NINE!" Bryan shouted.
"too pricey for my taste. Good job buddy." And so, Tala was out of the auction and Bryan bought Wolborg.
"Guys?" Kai approached Michael carefully. "What's going on?"
"And we're starting the bidding for this lovely ash haired teen. Do I hear a bid? One bid? Anyone?"
"All the lint in my pocket!" Bryan shouts.
"I BID KEVIN!" Pointing to the washroom, Mariah bids on Kai.
"I BID MY MICROWAVE BOYFRIEND!" Tala shouts. And that was how Tala bought Kai. Michael tried to re-auction off the microwave, but Tala ended up buying his boyfriend back with Kai, therefore beginning the cycle again.
"This is crazy." Kai complained and walked off. There, he bumped into his boyfriend. "Ty!"
"Hey Kai!" he grinned, as if expecting Kai to speak to him. "What's going on?"
"er…" Kai hesitated trying to ask Tyson out for the next day. "Look Ty… It's like this…"
"No… don't say it. I understand, you accept it. You don't have to break my heart you heartless heart stealer!" And with that Tyson comically ran away as if part of a badly written romance.
"What'd I do?" Kai asked confused.
Ray awaited Max in Grandpa's former room, waiting for him to come and ask him out. Ray knew Max was planning a huge monologue, he could sense it! And so, Ray dressed in his best dress and sat on the bed awaiting his boy. Soon, the door creaked open and there was his little blonde boyfriend.
"Hey Maxie!"
"My tummy feels funny. Like mommy on her don't talk to me days."
"Maxie, you're looking awfully green."
"I'm turning into a witch."
"What?"
"I drank magic pond water and mystical toilet water that Kai prescribed to me."
"Maxie? What happened."
"Let's go on a vacation to the yellow brick road." And with that, Maxie passed out.
"DAMMIT!" Ray yelled. He was SO sure Max was going to ask him out tonight. Ray would just have to be cuter in the morning.
"TYSON!" Kai called out, catching sight of his lover. "My love, why are you avoiding me."
"How dare you play me like this? I always try to keep you happy, why did you have to reject me like you did?"
"Reject you?!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" And so, Tyson ran off, leaving Kai in tears of frustration and sadness to see Tyson push him away as he did.
"My beautiful…" Tala said, caressing his microwave. "When shall our wedding be?"
"beep." The microwave replied.
"BABY! You're such a flatterer."
"Beep."
"Please! What if someone hears? And… sees me blush like this?"
"Beep."
"Oh Microwave…"
"BEEEEP." A lower voice calls out. Spencer exits the oven with his coloured onion and teases Tala before receiving back into the oven.
Kai paced Tyson's room, sobbing hard from his heartbreak. Why was he doing this? Did Kai say something wrong? Being the egotist that he was, Kai headed to the mirror to watch himself cry. There was a random piece of paper taped to the mirror titled in bright red letters: "TO KAI MY LOVE." Kai ignored it. It probably had no relevance to him. He was too busy trying to figure out why Tyson was mad at him to care about some stupid important looking paper. He lifted it up to watch himself sob for a bit and then walked away, pacing the room hoping for answers. It was then that the door swung open.
"Tyson?" Kai cried, wiping away his tears, but failing epically.
"Kai… I'm sorry I lashed out… It was a stupid fantasy that you would have accepted my love, but… I'm ready to hear what you have to say."
"What? Ty-honey, I don't know what you're talking about. I wanted to ask you to be my valentine tomorrow, but you ran away! I'm so confused, why don't you want me to go out with you Ty?"
"K-Kai?!" Tyson sniffed tears lining his eyes. "B-but didn't you get my note?"
"Note?" Kai pondered.
"It's on the mirror! I asked you to be my valentine." Oops.
"Ty… I'm…." Kai tried to find the proper words. "I… will be your valentine… My love." And so, Kai leaned in and pressed his lips against his lovers and the two of them could hardly wait for their date the next day…
It was the middle of the night, and Ray couldn't take it. WHY WASN'T MAX ASKING HIM OUT?! It didn't make sense. Perhaps Max didn't know how to? What if Max didn't even like him? What if Max didn't believe in St. Valentine?! Ray had an emotion freak out for a moment before shaking the boy who slept next to him roughly.
"Maxie! MAXIE WAKE UPP!" Max groaned.
"What is it sweetie?" Max rubbed his eyes.
"Will you go out with me?!"
"Maybe in the morning." Max yawned. "Bye bye, I'm going on my dreaming vacation now. I'll bring you back a unicorn." And the teen slowly drifted off to sleep. Ray smiled, placing an arm around his boyfriends waist and snuggling close until morning.
The next day came and went as planned as Kai prepared his date carefully and thoughtfully. He prepared everything so perfectly and carefully that Kai could see it play out in his mind.
"Are you ready to go?" Tyson entered the room, blushing slightly as his clothes reflected refinement and maturity. Kai flushed immediately at the beauty of his boyfriend.
"Y…yeah! Let's go." The entire way to the restaurant was incredibly frightening for both the boys. Kai held his boy's hand as they walked into the warm restaurant. It was incredibly formal and Kai was afraid that something would go wrong. All it took was a single delay and his whole plan would be torn to shreds. The two boys sat at their window seat of the table as they picked up their menus awkwardly to hide their blushes. Kai head swarmed with fear and anticipation, raking his head for possibilities for a conversation.
"So… Max stole my lawnmower the other day."
"I see…"
"Tala's engaged."
"I know."
"And I'm engaged…."
"Kai…
"In this conversation I mean! Not… engaged to be married."
"Kai I-"
"I'm sorry ,that came out wrong!"
"Kai I feel really sick."
"Why? What's wrong?"
"I haven't felt myself since Max gave me some fresh spring water."
"Water?! That may have been the pond water I forced him to drink!"
"WHAT?!" Tyson immediately stood up and rushed to the closest washroom. Unfortunately, it was one of those washrooms with one room for families. He tried opening the door and ended up rattling it, holding his hand on his stomach.
"I'm in here!" A familiar voice called.
"Kevin?!" Tyson exclaimed. And so, Tyson threw up all over the floor and Kai and Tyson were forced to go home. Kai was devastated. His date was ruined! Or was it? This was his opportunity to swoop in as hero and nurse his love back to health. It was the perfect plan.. or was it?
Max and Ray took a more romantic and private date. Both of them strolled along the beach.
"It hasn't changed, a bit… has it Maxie?"
"Not at all…"
"It's been a long journey."
"yeah… The friends, the enemies… the battles we face… OW! RAY!"
"Sorry. I was just testing to see if you're ready." Ray teased, pulled the fork away from Max's arm.
"Ready for what?" Ray reached into his pocket and got down on his knee.
"Max?" Ray paused dramatically holding plane tickets in his hand. "Will you go on a REAL vacation with me?"
Tyson sat up in bed as Kai fed him the homemade soup.
"I'm sorry Kai, our night is ruined because of me…"
"No… Ty, just being with you… is special…" Kai's eyes began to fill with tears.
"Kai! What's wrong?"
"m-m-m-m-my promise was that this would be the best date ever!" Kai cried, stuttering like a three year old. "I ruined the whole night for you. If it weren't for me tricking Max…." He paused. "…I'm sorry my love… you were better off at home…"
"Kai… Just the fact that you're here, by my side is enough…"
"Tyson… I…" The two of them shared a tender and gentle kiss. Perhaps it was time that Kai manned up. He slowly reached into his jacket pocket…
"Are you saying we go on a honeymoon?!"
"No, Max! We're…. uh… married…. Not…. Us…."
"ARE YOU SAYING YOU LOVE SOMEONE ELSE?!"
"NO! no… we'll get married soon, I promise!"
"But… but… but…. But…."
"Please, stop making that pouty face…" Ray grinned. "You're making my heart throb a little too fast..."
Kai dug around in his coat pocket to get his hands on a velvet object that he held on to for a long time. It was time. Kai knew it was now or never, he-
"HEY GUYS!" Tala screamed, busting through the door and interrupting the kiss. "I THINK MY MICROWAVE IS A GIRL!"
'wtf' Kai thought to himself as the moment was totally ruined. Tala left the room instantly as Tyson and Kai snickered slightly. The two brushed close once again, snuggling up together. Tyson closed his eyes softly as Kai whispered a quick 'I love you' to his little blue haired demon and closed his eyes as well.
"NEVER MIND, FALSE ALARM!" Tala cried again, interrupting the second moment between the boys.
Ray paced outside unable to sleep since he had an overdose of coffee before he went to bed. It was then that another human was outside with him.
"Kai?"
"Ray?"
"What are you doing out here."
"Couldn't sleep, you?"
"Same…"
"So what do you want?" Ray then noticed a little box clutched in Kai's hands.
"For you to go through with it." Ray snickered. "Seriously, I thought you were going to do it tonight?"
"IF all went well… But… just as I was going to ask him, Tala burst in."
"So you're not going to do it then?"
"I don't know…" Kai said, flipping open the box to reveal the diamond engagement right. "…I can wait…"
"But can he?"
Hey everyone! I'm sorry for the lack of posts. It's been hard with school and a bunch of stuff has been going down. I also had writers block. We've been working the logistics of the spin off featuring Kane and Ozuma, and have decided it will have Ty, Kai, Ray and Max in it. Anyway this was written quickly so it's not that great. We're waiting for the GOOD sidefics to come along. We chose valentine's day since it was the closest to where we ended the main story. Yes, the ending was meant to annoy you. Anyway, Ciao! Please leave a review if you think I failed :3 or if I didn't.