Trip to Hawaii
After helping Cyborg fix himself, even though everyone knows he doesn't deserve the help, the Titans left the hotel to find someplace to eat. After a while of walking around, they finally found a restaurant called Brown's Beach House (actual restaurant located somewhere in Honolulu). It was one of those open-air restaurants that was just a short walk to the beach. Beast Boy was glad to have heightened senses, because the smell of the sea was so relaxing and enlightening that he felt like he had died and gone to heaven. The other Titans had noticed it too. "I've got to hand it to Hawaii," said Robin. "This place sure knows how to keep tourists here for a while."
A young woman, who the Titans assumed was their waitress, came over to the table and handed them some menus. "Can we start you off with some drinks?" she asked. "I'll have the banana mango smoothie," said Robin. "I'll have the pineapple iced tea," said Cyborg. "I shall have mustard," said Starfire. The waitress just looked at her like she was crazy. "Don't ask," said Robin. "Do you have mustard," asked Starfire. The waitress nodded her head. "Then may I please have some?" she asked. The waitress just marked down Star's drink order, though she was still weirded out by it. Then she turned to Beast Boy and Raven, who couldn't decide on a drink. "Come on guys, what's taking so long?" asked Robin. "They don't have any herbal tea," said Raven. "Or soymilk," said Beast Boy. Then they both said, "I'll just have strawberry punch." Unfortunately for them, that little moment caused them to blush, which caused Cyborg to say, "Get a room." Beast Boy just turned into a gorilla, picked up Cyborg, and threw him so far out into the ocean that it would take him an hour to swim back.
"Thank you," said Raven. "Don't mention it," said Beast Boy. "I'll be right back with your drinks," said the waitress. Once she left, Beast Boy looked at his menu and saw that most of the menu items had some fish in it. "Hey Rob, you know how you just said that Hawaii knows how to keep tourists here for a while?" asked Beast Boy. "Yeah, why?" asked Robin. "I think I just found something that would make them lose tourists, or me at least," he replied. Beast Boy started feeling drops on his back. He turned around to see an angry Cyborg. "Um, hey Cy," he said nervously. "Because of you, you little grass-stain, I had to try and outswim a 25 ft. SHARK!" "That would explain how you got back to shore so fast," said Beast Boy. Cyborg picked him up and held him above his head. While Beast Boy was screaming for Cyborg to put him down, Cyborg walked over to the beach to toss Beast Boy in. Just then, Beast Boy had an idea. Before Cyborg could do anything, Beast Boy turned into a T-rex. Because the large dinosaur was too heavy, Cyborg found a new meaning to the phrase "six feet under".
Beast Boy changed back, walked back to his seat, and sat down. "Anyway, as I was saying, I'm telling you guys, half of this stuff has fish in it. I've been most of these fish," said Beast Boy. "Beast Boy, if it bothers you so much, just get the poi (1)," said Raven. "The what?" asked Beast Boy. Raven pointed to where poi was labeled. "Sweet! Thanks Raven," said Beast Boy. The woman came back with their drinks, along with a pencil and a notepad. "Are we ready to order?" she asked. "Yes," said Robin. "I'll have the Lomi salmon." "I shall have the fish loco moco," said Starfire. "I'll have the mahi-mahi," said Raven. "Can't you guys pick something other than fish? You're making me feel like I'm on the menu," said Beast Boy. "Sorry Beast Boy, but we can't help it if you don't like this stuff," said Robin. "Fine. I'll have the poi with the macadamia nut," said Beast Boy. The waitress took down their orders and looked around.
"Wasn't there another one?" she asked. Just then Cyborg popped his head out from under the sand. "I'll have anything that has meat in it," he said. The waitress screamed and ran away. "What did I say?" said Cyborg.
In case anyone is wondering what poi is, look it up on I would put the description in myself, but my fingers are killing me. Pleez review.
PS- Agent of the Divine One, I plan to use your wreath idea you gave to me for my luau scene. It will take some time before I get there, but I promise you I will add it. Thank you for the suggestion. And to everyone else who reads this, thank you for helping me get 38 reviews. I don't know if that's a lot for this many chapters so far or not, but I greatly appreciate it either way. I'm very proud of how my first story is making all of you laugh so much. Thanx.
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