1Gintoki Sakata. A clueless man with a philosophy that makes as much sense as it doesn't. Did that statement make sense? Did you also realize that Gin reads the magazine that he is published in? That explains his dream to achieve Bankai (BLEACH)...

Second chapter everyone...

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Lesson 2: People with sunglasses are usually assassins. So what do you call a regular person with sunglasses calling his or her rival with sunglasses an assassin to make them infamous? A hypocrite.

Sa-chan wonders what the lessons name is about. "Is this about Matsudaira-san?"

No, it isn't. It just brings up an important point in the story.

Sa-chan decided to directly ask the people behind (or up in front of) the scenes, Shinpachi and Kagura!

"Soooo... what is it you want to know? About Gin-san?" Said Shin with a glazed look in his eyes.

"... You know, I just realized I don't know what I want to know about him." Said Sa-chan.

Kagura laughed. "What an idiot!"

"Look, anything positive about Gin-san will be fine, just please tell me!"

"Okay Sa-chan, just let us think back." Said Shin.

"We'll remember every good thing about Gin-chan!"

So Shin and Kagura stood there, in the Yorozuya, and thought.

About three hours later.

"He does stuff for people. If he's paid."

"... That's it?"

Shin sighed and said "Well if we're talking about good deeds that don't have anything to do with his hypocrisy, than that's the best we can come up with. Honestly."

"Yeah! Gin-chan is so hypocritical, you could say he does the opposite of everything he says!"

Shin just stared at her. "You could say you have a mind that makes bad analogies. And a mouth that translates them into something worse."

Okay. This is where something screwy happens.

Kagura walks up to him. Shinpachi flinches, expecting to get hit. Then she pecks him on the cheek. For a minute there, all time has stopped... and then it started again when she punched his face out the window.

"Heh. Idiot, just freezing for a second because of affection! Who does that anymore? Nowadays, people respond to things like that, or get beaten mercilessly!"

Sa-chan gave her a blank look. "Kagura-chan, you're the opposite of what I am."

"? What's that?"

"... Never mind."

Sa-chan leapt out the window... and landed on Shin's stomach.

"OWCH! Please calmly GET THE HELL OFFA ME!"

As Sa-chan is speaking, please imaging Shinpachi screaming random gibberish in the background.

"So, he's a hypocrite who helps people for money? I've got an idea, but I'll need help..."

"Yeah. I need help too. I need you to help me by getting THE HELL OFF OF ME! NOW!"

"Oh, I'm sorry Shin. You just sorta blend in with the background there."

"... I'm one of the main characters."

Sa-chan leapt the hell off of Shin. "Shinpachi, can you dress up as a hot nurse and I dress up as a suave doctor and go give Gin-san a checkup? Of love?"

Shinpachi assessed his mind before saying "Gin-san is a hypocrite, not a hypochondriac(person who is abnormally anxious about their health.)"

"Oh. A hypocaust(ancient Roman heating system)?"

"What are you, deaf too?!"

So, for nine hours, Shinpachi went through the mechanics of the words "Hypocrite" and "Hypocrisy".

"And THAT'S where babies come from."

Sa-chan was silenced in awe. I'm in awe too. Where did this come from in the next nine hours?

"I always thought it was the other way around, the woman's into the man's.."

"For the author's sake, don't do anything that will give this story an M rating. I mean, why do you think most of the conversation was censored out by 'nine hours later'?"

Actually, I was just lazy.

Shin ignored me and said "Anyway, first I told you what a Hypocrite is, then you asked the difference between loving someone and making love, then you asked what making love is, then you asked if that's really where babies come from, and then I explained all the mechanics and shit, and I still can't believe that you thought that the man conceived the baby."

"Well, I never went to school and that's why. I only learned about a little of this when my friend told me that in a dark alley, she was ra..."

"T rating. T!"

Well, Sa-chan had already by this time came up with a plan. A plan to pay for the Yorozuya services!

Shin gave her another blank stare. "All this idiocy just to request our services when you don't need it? Fine. We won't tell Gin-san."

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Damn. Still too short of a chapter. I need to sneak more time in.

How was this chapter? Leave reviews and tell me how I did. If I ask too much, I'm sorry, but along with one other story I have at the time, I'm not getting many reviews...

Next chapter, I will make it longer. I promise! I'm no hypocrite! Sometimes...