Constance was standing over the body of a deceased female in autopsy, her hands waying through the woman's intestines.

Tony peered over her shoulder..."This reminds me, the Z's making spaghetti for dinner."

"Yum! I love Mom's spaghetti."...Constance happily said, she turned her head..."What brings you down to my neck of the woods, Dad?"

"Nothing, just visiting...who's intestines are you tossing like a salad?"

"A lieutentant's, Dr. Mallard asked me to look through her intestines for blockages, she died from impacted bowels."

"Yikes!"

"Yikes, indeed, Anthony, she ate worse than you."...Tony turned, seeing Ducky walking towards them..."Constance, could you take these samples up to Abigail for me."...Ducky held out a couple specimen vials.

"Of course, Doctor."...Constance said with a smile. She pulled off her gloves, tossing them in the waste bin, she stepped to Ducky, taking the vials from him.

"Thank you, my dear."...Ducky smiled.

Tony and Ducky watched as Constance stepped onto the elevator, Ducky turned back to the woman on the table.

"How is she doing?"...Tony asked, still looking at the elevator.

"She's dead."

"Huh?"...Tony looked at Ducky, who was looking down at the woman..."No, Constance."

Ducky chuckled..."Oh, she's fine, Tony...she's going to be a great medical examiner."

Tony smiled..."You think so?"

"Yeah, she has something inside her, that a lot of people don't."

"Heh. DiNozzo blood?"

"She actually cares."

Tony moved over, patting Ducky on the back..."Thanks, Duck."

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Abby stood typing on her keyboard in her forensics lab, gothic electronica music blared from the speakers. Suddenly the music stopped, she pulled away, looking towards her office. Tony walked towards her, holding out a Caf-Pow..."Hey, why'd you turn off my music?"

"That was music? I thought two bats were having sonar sex with each other."

"What?"

"Heh. I dunno, it sounded good in my head."

Abby grinned, taking the Caf-Pow..."Thanks, you going to the premiere tonight?"

"Premiere? Oh, for Deep Six, right?"...Tony shrugged.

"What, you're not going?!"...Abby sat down her Caf-Pow..."You have to go, you're in it."

"No, just Agent Tommy."

"You are Agent Tommy!"...Abby cheered.

"They got the guy from Supernatural to play me, that Jared guy."

"Yeah, so?"

"Everyone knows Jensen Ackles is the hot one, plus, is that guy even Italian?!"

"Oh, come on, Tony, it's a really great cast!"

"I must admit, Russell Crowe as Gibbs? I dunno, but they've both been known to throw phones at people. Heh."

Abby laughed..."Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ziva."

"Oooh, yeah."...Tony grinned..."She's hot...French-Canadian, but hot."

Abby lifted her arm, punching Tony in the arm, making Tony squeal..."You're married with children, Anthony DiNozzo!"

Tony rubbed on his arm..."Yeah, like Al Bundy, except I scored 5 touchdowns in one game. Heh."

Abby rolled her eyes..."Look who they got to play me, I don't even know who she is, it starts with a P."

"Oh, what was her name, Pauley something...Parrot, maybe?"...Tony imitated a parrot, squawking..."Abby want a cracker?"

Abby laughed.

"Yeah and Special Agent MacGregor being played by Leonardo DiCaprio...oh, puh-leaze!"

"He wrote it, Tony, McGee's call."

Tony snarled..."He should've been played by that Screech guy from Saved by the Bell."

Abby scoffed..."Now that's just mean, Tony!"

"Heh. I kid, because I love, Abs."...Tony smirked, backing away, heading for the door.

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Tony sat down at his desk..."Keating!"

Keating quickly stood from his chair..."Boss?"

"How many times do I have to tell you, do NOT put post 'em notes on my monitor!"...Tony groaned, looking at six notes attached to his screen.

"Sorry, Boss, you'd lose them if I, I mean, won't do it again, Boss."

Tony gestured for Keating to sit down.

"Oh, Boss, the director wanted to see you."

Tony looked up at the balcony, he stood, making his way towards the stairs..."Keating, go home, have fun, learn to drive."...He moved up the stairs and through the Director's secretary's office, opening the door.

"Go right in, I guess."...Cynthia waved her hand, not caring.

"Uh, Agent Duh-note-zo."

"Director Fornell...tell me again why you took this job?"

"Gibbs tricked me."

"Heh."

"How are things coming on the Spangler case?"

"He's dead, I killed him, remember?"

"Oh."...Fornell searched through files on his desk..."The Kenneth case?"

"Working on it."

"How's the team coming along?"

"I'm doing the best I can with three probies, now that McGee 'retired' to become a multi-millionaire."...Tony groaned.

"You're the agent in charge, I think you can handle it."

"Well, one's a geek who doesn't know he's a geek, one's a lawyer and I HATE lawyers and other one needs a hazmat suit just to blow her nose."

"If you're so unhappy, why don't you just quit?"

Tony smirked..."Someone has to teach them how to catch the dirtbags."

"Get the hell out of here."

"Man, Gibbs did trick you, didn't he? Heh."

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Tony walked through a doorway, making his way over to a crib, he reached down, lifting a baby..."Aww, how is my little Istalian princess?"...Tony smiled, kissing her multiple times on the forehead..."Hmm, such a good, good girl, yes you are."...Tony turned, Ziva was standing next to him..."Jeez, Z."

Ziva chuckled..."Sorry."...She laid her hand on top of her daughter's head..."How is my little lamb?"...She smiled.

The baby gurgled, Tony opened his mouth, breathing in, letting out a sharp gasp..."Tali's a good girl, yes she is!"

"Does she need changed?"

Tony lifted the baby, turning her slightly, breathing in, he smiled..."Nope. God, babies smell good."...He smiled.

"Is she hungry?"

Tony looked at Ziva..."Do you want to hold her or something?"

Ziva just smiled.

Tony turned, kissing her on the forehead one last time before carefully handing Tali to Ziva..."Bye, bye, baby."...He waved to her as he pulled his hands away.

Ziva moved to the rocking chair and sat down, she exposed her left breast and started to breast feed Tali.

"Daddy!"....Tony, Jr. ran into the nursery, jumping into his father's arms.

"What's up, buddy?"

"Mommy made cookies!"...Jr. grinned, taking a huge bite of a chocolate chip cookie that he clutched in his right hand.

"Can I have a bite?"...Tony smiled.

Jr. looked at his cookie, then at his father, then back to his cookie.

"Heh. Don't worry about it."...Tony sat his son down, he quickly moved over to his mom, he offered the cookie to her..."Hey!"

"Aww, no, thank you, sweetie."...Ziva smiled at him, caressing his cheek.

"No, for Tali."...Jr. spoke up..."Cookies with her milk."

"Heh."...Tony grinned, looking at Ziva, who was squinting back at him... "What can I say? Cookies and milk, Gibbs and coffee, Tony and Ziva, great combinations."