My Vampire Guardian

Chapter 2: One Late Vampire

A/N: The cover I drew myself its not the best out there but I'm more of a writer anyways and I was inspired *shrugs* this is in normal PV because being inside Naruto's head was driving me crazy. This is short because I was rewriting the last chapter, feel free to reread it as its much improved, I think and some things have changed around a bit. The next chapter shall be out in a week – I hope – and longer than this. Review and tell me if I got their characters right or not I think Sakura was a little off… and Sasuke was being sex crazed but… whatever

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and do not make a profit from this work of fiction.

Warnings: Shounen ai, cursing

Sasuke stared down at the blond human. Naruto wasn't anything like he had thought he would be. He was blond – more like yellow really – and tan with startling blue eyes and a toned body. Sasuke had expected a small defenseless creature not the beautiful morsel he was laying his eyes on at the moment. He looked almost too good to be true…

"What the hell are you staring at like that you… duck – butt!"

Sasuke stared at the finger the blond thrust at him in disbelief and resignation it just had to be his luck to end up with an idiot and obviously not one with much taste or manners.

Beside him the pink haired girl screeched, "Naruto! Don't talk to my vampire that way!"

Sasuke watched with irritation as the blond flinched, really they had given him and idiot and a spineless fool? He almost hopped back into the portal and allowed Itachi have him, let him suffer the idiocy.

But then of course the blond pouted, "Sakura!" He whined with those delicious lips, "It's his fault he's staring at me!"

The girl he now found out was named Sakura – how adequate that it matched her hair, Sasuke nearly snorted – crossed her arms and glared daggers and the poor idiot, "There's no law against looking Naruto."

Naruto pouted some more, "But he looks like he wants to eat me Saku!"

Oh how right you are you delicious…

Sakura scowled in obvious dislike of the nickname, "Don't call me that Naruto! Besides he can't hurt you we're in the protective barrier, remember?"

Naruto folded his arms with a huff, "It's still creepy."

Sasuke, as much as he loved watching their little debate – enter sarcasm – decided that enough was enough and interrupted them, "I do not have much time right now I must be getting on my way I'm… holding up traffic."

Sakura blushed till her cheeks were the color of her hair, "Oh of course how silly of me!"

She lifted her hand toward Sasuke in a very lady like fashion. Sasuke stared at her till she started fidgeting.

"Hey are you gonna get it over with or not teme, there are still people waiting to take their ceremonies remember!?"

Sasuke snorted, "Oh yes forgive my impertinence master."

Before anyone could so much as comment Sasuke pounced, he landed in front of Naruto elegantly and snatched his hand. He turned it so it was palm up – and after brushing off dirt – gave it a soft kiss. He looked up into Naruto's wide eye and slack jaw expression and smirked.

"Whenever you need of my assistance call upon me, my name is Sasuke Uchiha, Prince of the vampires."

With that Sasuke released Naruto's hand, lifted his hand above his head and with a snap of his fingers he was gone. No smoke. No poof. No nothing, just gone.

It was understandable how very mortified Sakura felt and how red Naruto was turning. Sasuke smirked, mission accomplished.

Before Sakura could take in a breath to scream grumbling was heard from the still open portal. A hand reached out and a body fell over. Sakura gasped and hopped away. A man – who proved to be a goblin by his green horns – sat up and rubbed his shoulders, a overly excited. The goblin was wearing rather startling tight green clothes and had his hair cut in a bowl cut, though Naruto couldn't drag his eyes away from the look on his face, he looked nearly evil with such a startling smile on his face.

The goblin looked at Sakura and his smile widened to inhuman size, the Cheshire cat had nothing on this. He quickly leaped up and snatched Sakura's hand.

"Ah such a youthful beauty!" The goblin cried loudly, "Forgive me for being late I was… held back…"

Sakura opened her mouth but the goblin beat her to it, "I'm Gai, call on me any time! I shall protect you with my life!"

With a rather enthusiastic kiss to Sakura's palm Gai melted into the ground and was gone.

Naruto couldn't help feeling amused at the look on Sakura's face. His laughter deflated quickly when she shot him a death glare.

She was going to kill him.

Naruto ran.