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Vampire Guardian

A/N: I've been having problems with my internet sorry for keeping you waiting! Oh as for the Lee thing I meant for Gai to be the Goblin but I confused myself, hehehe I changed it so there the error has been fixed, tell me if you notice more I can't catch everything.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and do not make profit from this work of fiction.

Warnings: Shounen ai, cursing

Chapter 3: Immaturity

"NARUTO!"

Sakura was a screamer it was something I had hoped to learn in a more… well less hateful situation. I heard her behind me and detoured thru the village until I came full circle and paused before the forest that leads to my house. I hesitated to take a breath.

"NARUTO WHERE ARE YOU!?"

I made it into the forest path in record time.

I may not be the fastest in the village but at that moment not even Chogi while in one of his hunger cravings could get me. Sakura had fire in her eyes she wanted blood and mine was looking rather good I think. It wasn't my fault though! It's not like I do the douche bag to make a dramatic entrance!

Stop blaming others for your incompetence.

I looking up sharply at the sarcastic voice and yelped when I crashed into a tree. I whimpered as I peeled myself off the rough bark, I probably had a mark on my head now.

Idiot.

I stiffened, looking around I shouted, "Who said that get your ass out in the open and say it to my face!"

I said that and no I don't feel like it.

I crossed my arms, "Who are you?"

Your brain, I left because it was obvious you weren't using me anyway, apparently you still aren't.

I bristled, heat shot to my face, "Shut up asshole."

Stop telling me what to do I'm you.

"I don't believe you for a second! Who the hell are you really and where are you!?"

Stop taking out loud you're drawing an audience.

I caught a villager staring at me when I caught her eye she grabbed her basket and walked – ran – quickly away, I blushed.

I whispered under my breath, "It's your entire fault anyway you keep insulting me."

It's not my fault your too immature to stay silent and act mature.

"Who's immature!? You started it!"

I'm you so technically you started it.

"Whatever, I'm not talking to you anymore! I have to get home so shut up!"

With a puff – and inhuman restraint to not screaming my head off at the smug snort – I march forward. Mom is waiting for me I have to hurry, at the thought of my mother I can't help but smile. Even though he's a pervert and an immature asshole he technically still is a vampire. Yes I did deduct that the asshole voice was not my brain (my brain is too awesome to sound like that) but the vampire, Sasu – something.

Sa – suke. And it took you long enough.

Shut up I said I wasn't talking to you anymore and Sasuke huh? I grin, isn't it Sas – uke.

You're one to talk, is there anything non-feminine about you?

I growl, as if! Haven't you seen these manly muscles and this manly rectangular body and this manly coc…

You have barely any muscles, you have more curves than that screaming pink haired girl and no I have not seem it nor do I ever want to.

I stop and snort disbelievingly, "As if you know you want this…"

"Naru!"

"Nar!"

"Na!"

I freeze instinctively at the three high-pitched voices; unfortunately my momentary freeze made me easy prey. The first plowed into me but it took the other two to topple me over. I grimaced when my headed impacted with the ground, ouch.

I saw three excited children staring at me, two girls and a boy. The triplets were five, Nazimae, the eldest my three minutes, had her blond hair styled in two pigtails and was dressed in her signature color which was red. Yuri had her blond hair loose and cut off just before her shoulders and was dressed in pink and the youngest Hikaru had his red hair – the only one in four - hair styled much like mine, he idolized me I think and got attached to my old clothes so he was usually always in orange this was good because we couldn't afford to buy any new clothes for him since we still had to buy clothes for the girls.

Hikaru was the youngest and stood out from the rest of us besides the red hair he also had silver eyes that mom said came from her mother. He was on the small side, having nearly died at birth from complications and sharing the space with two other siblings because of his small size he was mocked by the other kids and was very shy. I had a soft spot for him, well I had a soft spot for all of them but he was so fragile it was hard not to baby him

"We got you Naru!" Nazimae shouted happily pointing her finger between my eyes and inch from my skin in a dramatic manner.

I bit down a grin and schooled my face into a frightened expression. I raised my hands to my sides and pleaded theoretically, "Oh no what are you planning to doing to me?"

"We're gonna cook you for our dinner!" Yuri joined in excitedly.

"Oh no, please someone save me from these beasts!"

There was a quick blur of blank running before my eyes and suddenly the weight on my chest was gone. There standing in front of me was Sasuke, Nazimae and Yuri hanging from their collars by one of his fingers (each) on one hand and Hikaru on the other looking confused and terrified.

I laid there for a second, staring at him before it clicked.

Jumping up I lean into after snatching the children, "What the fuck Sasuke you can't just snatch away my kids! Get your own!"

He stared, unimpressed, "You cried for help I assisted."

I clench my teeth ready to snarl something nasty at him again when I hear, "Naruto? Who's this?"

A/N: Well short again, sorry about that I'm trying to work on lengthening the chapters this was just about getting the two to interact. Soon though we'll get more into the actual plot so no worries! I'll try to update next week but I'm busy with school starting up but hopefully! Leave me your thoughts, okay?