I have to make it known now that majority of the fights here will be against my OCs, the members of The Faggots and AP Flums, rather than against the Decepticon. This is due to the reason my knowledge of Transformers being rather limited. Please understand this.

Chapter 3
The Planet of Cybertron! The Return of the King!


"Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl…" Yoshi mumbled over and over as he walked through the portal filled with swirling background like a zombie. Even his eyes became swirls!

After a few more seconds of walking through the seemingly endless portal of swirling background, different scenery finally became visible on the other end. The Smashers and Optimus Prime, still in his truck form, made it to the other end and stepped out into a room that resembled a lab. "We have arrived at the castle basement at last," OP said, and then he changed into his true form again.

"So this is Cybertron?" Diddy asked.

ROB walked up in front of everybody and turned his head around the place to get a better look. "It's been a while since I've seen this place. It was the place I last saw before I went to Tooneria," ROB said. "What a feeling it is to be back in my own castle!"

"I am glad that you felt nostalgic upon returning, my lord," OP said to him. "Come, let us meet with everyone in the castle and report to them the good news, as well as letting the citizens now that the long lost king has at last returned."

"I can't wait to see how it is like outside," Peach commented.

"It must be a great sight to behold! Too bad nobody brought a camera…" Diddy said.

"We can borrow one from them," Bowser said.

"I wonder what people here eat," Yoshi wondered.

They all headed for a staircase before them and went up to the upper floor. The Smashers expected to see a beautiful and grand corridor since they are in a royal castle after all, but when they stepped up into the main castle corridor, they were all shocked at what they saw instead. In fact, OP was equally shocked at what he was looking at. The entire place was in ruins! There were holes on the walls and dust and debris lying all around the place. It looked like the place had just been assaulted and left in ruins by an army. "What happened here…?" ROB asked. "Have the Decepticons done this?"

"I don't know…" OP told him. "It was not like this before I left… Surely something must have happened while I was gone…"

"Is there anyone here still alive?" Peach asked in concern.

"There better not be any ghosts…" Luigi cried. "But then, robots don't have spirits, do they?"

They made their way through the wrecked castle and walked out of the main door, and behind the door they laid their eyes upon the wrecked garden. There were burned spots on the ground as well as craters made on the yard. Monuments and statues of random characters were also destroyed and in pieces lying on the grass.

"What happened here exactly…?" OP wondered.

Lucario looked around the place and then closed his eyes. Putting one arm up in air, he began to scan the place for any presence of life, and then he opened his eyes and said, "I sense aura in the eastern direction."

"That is the secret hideout where we all hide whenever there is disaster," OP said. "Everyone must've gone to hide there. Let us go fast!"

"Yes, let us," ROB said, and thus OP led the way across the ruined yard. They came up to a statue that wasn't as badly ruined as the others save for some few scratches. OP felt around the statue and pressed a hidden button on its body. This caused the area around the statue to slide open, revealing a hidden passage that led into the ground. "Whoa, you've got a hidden hideout here…" Bowser commented. And thus they all went down the staircase and the ground covered itself after they all went inside.

It was dark at first when the ground closed up, but then light instantly poured into the place, allowing them to see their surroundings. OP led the path once again and took them down a spiraling staircase until they touched the bottom and saw a large metal door before them. OP went up to the door and knocked on it, and there was a voice that said, "Password please."

"Transformers," OP replied.

"Password accepted," said the voice again, and the door slid open, allowing everyone to go inside. Inside, the Smashers saw several robots sitting around table and the floor, talking to each other. When the crew came in, the robots all turned their attention to them.

"Optimus Prime is back!" they said.

OP stepped forward and raised his hand and said, "Fellow Autobots! It is good to see you all safe and sound! I was worried when I returned and saw the castle in ruins. I take that there was an attack while I was gone?"

One of the robots nodded and replied, "Yes, the Decepticons gave a surprise attack by launching over missiles. Luckily, everyone was outside patrolling when this happened, so nobody was harmed. We hid into this place instantly when we saw the attack. Without your command, we do not dare fight back against the enemies."

"I see… Such a tragedy it is for this to happen…" OP said sadly. "However, I am here to report to you good news. My mission to the faraway planet has been a success. I now present to you the great king of Cybertron that had disappeared one and a half year ago—King ROB!" He walked aside and revealed ROB standing behind him.

"Blessings, my servants," ROB said politely.

The robots all got up from their seat with surprise and some of them slowly came forward, but then they all eventually fell to their knees and bowed their head down to the floor. "Your majesty the king!" they said all simultaneously. "It is an honor for you to return! Welcome back, o king!"

"They sure respect him very much," DK commented.

"For a short guy like him, all his servants are all taller than him," Bowser said, referring to ROB's height compared to the other robots.

"I am sorry for being gone and leaving you all in a devastated state," ROB said in a sad voice to all his servants. "I am not a good king…"

One of the robots lifted his head and said, "Please do not say that, my lord! You are one of the greatest king in the history of Cybertron! No other king has been greater than you! You have guide and taught us well that even without your presence, we never forgot about you and have been able to hold up to ourselves."

"Yes, Optimus Prime led us while you were gone, and he led us well too," another robot added. "It was thanks to him that we are able to hold on even without you, but it is you who is the most important. Only through your guidance and ruling can we bring peace back to Cybertron!"

ROB lifted his head to them and said, "I am glad that none of you forgotten me." He turned to OP and said, "I thank you for substitution in this place while I am gone."

"Please do not thank me for anything, my lord," OP said to him. "It is my duty to watch over them while you were gone, but I feel that I am not up to the task. Only you can rule over us perfectly."

"Aye… It is about time I find a successor… I have been on the throne for eighty years and it is time I retire."

"What?! You're more than eighty years old already?!" Bowser gasped in shock. "Funny how you're not rusted and all!"

"He's da king! Don't-a day that-a to him!" Mario scolded Bowser.

"I don't need you to lecture me!"

"It is all right, Mario," ROB told him. "I always saw you people as equal to me. After all, my life at your planet has made me realize the life of a commoner and perhaps made me humble a bit." He turned to the robots and said to them, "Everyone, I now present to you the warriors from another planet. These people took me under their wings while I was lost there and I have formed a bond with them. I have seen how they've fought and the life they live, therefore I can guarantee you that these people are capable warriors who will help us end the war against the Decepticons. Let us give the Smashers a warm welcome!"

The Smashers walked forward and introduced themselves to the robots, who clapped their hands and welcomed them happily, for they truly believe that these are the people that will lead them to liberation.

"It is great to have you back, your majesty," OP said to ROB. "We should share the good news with the citizens as well as letting the Decepticons that their days are numbered."

-

Daily life was going on normally within the city. Family of robots walked around the place doing their usual casual stuff; however, there was also fear of the Decepticons attacking anytime soon.

As the citizens did what they were doing, a shadow loomed over the streets of the city and they all lifted their eyes to the sky where a large blimp could be seen hovering over the place. The blimp carried a large monitor underneath it, and Optimus Prime could be seen being broadcasted on it. "Citizens of Cybertron!" he said loudly. "I have good news to proclaim! King ROB, who went missing about a year ago, has at long last returned!"

News of this surprised everyone, and when ROB himself showed up on the monitor, the people filled the air with cheers and roars of happiness knowing that their king is at long last back.

"Citizens of Cybertron," ROB said. "I apologize to you all for my long absence, but my absence did not go to waste, for while I spend my life on another planet, I have found capable warriors who are willing to help us end the war against the Decepticons. These brave warriors are known as the Smashers, and I have spent my time with them while I was on their planet. I can assure you that they are one of the strongest warriors I've ever met!" Then the Smashers were being broadcasted on the monitor, each of them either waving their hands or making a pose to look cool.

"Long live the king!" shouted the citizens. "Long live the king! Hooray for the king! Hooray!"

-

Meanwhile, far out in the city outskirts stood the large futuristic fortress that is the main headquarters of the Decepticons.

Residing on the top floor of the fortress was a group of people gathered together in a circle talking over some stuffs. One of them was none other than the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron. "So it seems that the king has returned," Megatron said. "And he's even brought warriors from another planet with him. And I was thinking that the old tin can was gone for good and it allowed me to take over this planet without trouble. But that would not make any difference so long as I have support from you people, am I right, Master Fag?"

One of the people sitting in front of him was a man with a very round body. In fact, his body was so round that his neck was barely visible. He wore a business suit and sported a bowl-shaped haircut and wore eyeglasses over seemingly closed eyes. The most noticeable feature about him was his really big mouth that reached all the way to the ears and the lips were very fat and pouty. Hidden behind the lip was a row of white, shiny, and perfectly square set of teeth. "Mueheheheheh! You have faith in us, Megatron!" said the person—Lord Woo Fagfort. "However, it appears that the warriors that were brought back turned out to the Smashers." You would be surprised to hear his voice as well as he spoke with a high-pitched voice like that of an eight-year old boy.

"They come from the same planet as you, I presume? What can you tell me about them?"

"They are very well known in my planet and they have done several big feats. I'd dare say that you may very well have trouble against them."

Megatron stood up and stomped the floor saying, "Are you saying that I'm going to lose a bunch of losers from a distant planet?! You are looking down on me too much! I am the most powerful being in this planet and there is no way I could lose to the likes to them!"

"Relax, you do not have to get so worked up on this," Master Fag told him. "There is a reason you called us over here, right? You will have support from us and we will without doubt bring victory to you in this war. You should definitely not look down on AP Flums, the organization I once was part of before I created my own."

Megatron sat back down and said, "While I accept the fact that you and your servants are very capable, but their attitude and way of getting along really bugs me. I wouldn't be surprised if things end up flawed at the end because of the way their act."

Hearing this, a man with black spiky hairdo and casual clothing shot up from his seat and, pointing his hand at Megatron, shouted at the top of his voice, "WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME, YOU F---ING PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!??!?!"

Megatron was offended by this and replied angrily, "What did you call me again?!"

Master Fag once again tried to calm him. "Don't get so worked up over him. You know Greg has serious issue with anger management. It is so serious that even his own people mock him for it."

"I WILL NO TOLERATE ANY F---ING ASSHOLES FOR MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!" Greg screamed loudly like a madman. "ANYONE WHO HAS ANYTHING AGAINST ME MUST DIE A F---ING PAINFUL DEATH!!!"

"Can you shut the f--- up?!" shouted a plain businessman with glasses—Sabretooth. "I have enough of your mindless screaming already!"

Greg turned to him and screamed, "YOU ASS!!! DO YOU HAVE A F---ING DEATH WISH!??!!"

"Death wish?! You're the one who has a death wish! I can't believe such a barbarian like you exist! People like you make me sick to no end! I will be more than happy to see you all die in a bloody manner!"

"Excuse me?! You're the one who should be going to f---ing hell!" shouted a lobster in a glass tank—Lobster. It was a very ordinary lobster with no special features whatsoever and was even the size of one.

Sabretooth turned to him and shouted, "I especially cannot stand you! What are you anyway?! You're a lobster and yet you are here talking like you some goddamned godfather! You should be boiled and eaten!"

"If you anything with that, go and blame that crack whore gypsy mother of yours for giving birth to you and hitting your head on the floor when you were born!" Lobster shouted back. "Better yet, tell her to grow a pair of balls so that you can suck on it until it bleeds!"

"You're making no sense! Why don't you go blame your pitiful excuse for a mother for giving birth to you instead!? Your existence in this world is a f---ing nonsense!"

"I'M ANGRY!!!! EVERYONE SHOULD F---ING DIE AND GO TO HELL ALREADY!!!!" Greg screamed loudly while jumping up and down like crazy.

Then a man wearing a construction hardhat and a having a large, round, cartoony nose suddenly jumped up from his seat, punched the air, and shouted, "DEATH TO ALL!!!!!"

"You go die first, Zik!" Sabretooth shouted at the man.

The four of them shouted and screamed at each other while Megatron watched with an annoyed face. "That's what I don't like about them! Such barbarians!" he growled with a displeased face.

"Haha! They're a rowdy bunch, aren't they?" MF said. "But you'd have to give it to Greg. You surely saw the power he possesses, don't you."

"I agree… His powers are truly devastating. Your planet sure has lots of interesting people, heheheh!"

"Of course, if you cannot rely on them, I am always here to lend you my support instead, along with my subordinates, the Elemental Brothers."

Megatron turned to him and said, "Now then, how about we come up with a plan to take down the ones that had been bugging us for so long?"

-

That night, the Smashers were taking a rest in one of the room in the hideout area. Because this is a planet of robots, they do not eat the same kind of food the people from Tooneria eats. Luckily though, they had bought their own food beforehand and so they ate it as dinner. "And I was looking forward to delicious cuisines in this place," Yoshi grumbled while gulping down his cup noodles.

"You can't-a really expect them to eat-a normal food in a planet of robots," Mario told him.

"Hopefully we don't have to stay here for too long," Peach said. "Otherwise we'll run out of our own food."

"ROB says that we will go to the bad guys tomorrow morning and give them a socking of their lifetime," Bowser said. "I can't wait to teach those baddies a lesson!"

-

The next morning…

Ruins

Devastation

Injured and dead people

That was the scene saw by ROB and his army when they arrived at the city. Buildings were all torn down and injured and dead robots were sprawled out all over the place, some still in one piece but some in pieces. "What happened here…?" DK asked.

"I can't believe it…" Optimus Prime said. "Did the Decepticons do this?" As the rescue squad was helping out the injured ones, OP quickly ran up to one of the robots and asked, "What happened here?"

"The group of people that the Decepticons summoned from another planet attacked yesterday night," the robot replied. "It was way too sudden and we had no time to defend ourselves or contact you. I dare day that this casualty is the greater than any invasion in the past…"

"This is horrible…" Peach said with a look of horror.

"Those bad guys sure don't show mercy…" Yoshi said.

OP went up to ROB, who was looking down at the ground, and asked him, "Your majesty, the Decepticons must not be forgiven for such an action! They have gone too far! We must put an end to them already!"

ROB remained silent for a while, but then he said, "Attacking our castle is one thing, but going after the citizens and the city is another… A kingdom is not only compromised of the royal family, but also the citizens that are being ruled over by the royal family. What point is there in a kingdom if there are no citizens? I have always looked after the people as my children and bearers of hope for the future, and yet those fools dare trample on the seeds of the future…" His head shot up and his eyes glowed with red light to imply the rage that was going within him. "Tell me, Optimus Prime? Can a father sit still knowing that his children are being bullied? Those Decepticons have gone too far for their own good! This time they are really asking for it!"

TO BE CONTINUED

Another thing to take note: I do not plan for this story to be extra long either. It may have at most around ten chapters only, and you can see that the intense parts are already beginning. I promise you that there will be lots of action starting next chapter, so look forward to it!

Trivia:
1. Greg, Lobster, Sabretooth, and Zik are all named after actual members of the One Piece forum, AP Forums. There are many vicious and barbaric beasts in that forum, but I picked out four that I found to be the most terrible.