Pointless Random Rambling: Honestly speaking, I'm not very satisfied about The Subspace Emissary: Remixed's ending, but it's too late to do anything already…
Chapter 5
The Final War Begins! Autobots vs. Decepticons!
The condition of the king was a shock to the Autobots and they have lost their will to fight after seeing their king down and out. They all sat around in the secret hideout with down faces and wondered what to do without a king to guide them.
Bowser slammed the table hard with his fist and growled angrily, "Damn! Those bastards really have gone too far! If only we got to fight a little longer back there, I would've destroyed them all!"
"Why did we come back again?" DK asked while munching on a banana.
"I wouldn't think it a good idea to continue fighting without someone strong to guide us," Luigi said. "Retreating was a good idea if you ask me."
"Well, let's-a just hope that-a ROB will recover soon," Mario said.
Then they could hear a loud voice shouting to them from the outside. "Everyone! There's something up in the sky! Come and see quickly!"
The Autobots were all startled by this sudden shouting and heeding to the call, they all got up and rushed for the staircase leading to the surface and the Smashers followed them also. They all made it to the outside and looked around for the thing that was being reported. One of the robots looked into the air and pointed out, "Look! There is something approaching! What is it?"
As the thing in the air got closer, it became clear on what it was. It was none other than the Decepticon's fortress flying up in the air using massive burners underneath it!
"That's the Decepticon's fortress!"
"What is it doing in the air?!"
"I didn't know their fortress can fly!"
"It's coming right towards us!"
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Within the tallest part of the building, Megatron watched everyone's reaction down there from the window. "Haha! I bet you're all surprised by this!" he said to no one in particular. He turned to his henchmen who were piloting the flying fortress and commanded them, "Land here!"
"Yes sir!"
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The burners underneath the fortress grew smaller and the fortress started to descend because of this. It landed on top of the gate and castle walls and crushed the whole thing underneath it. The fortress had landed in front of the royal castle. The Autobots all backed off in fear as they had never seen or expected such thing. "What the…? This is too exaggerating…" Luigi cried in fear.
"Wow! Look at that!" Diddy exclaimed. "Imagine our mansion doing the same thing!"
"Ha! So they came up to me when I was planning to go after them myself!" Bowser said delightfully. "This should save the trouble of walking!"
Optimus Prime came out to the front and said, "The Decepticons! What are they planning by doing this?!"
Megatron's voice was then broadcasted loudly to everyone. "Listen up, you Autobots! It is time you give up the throne to me! Your king is now in no condition to do anything, and you are all helpless before my power! This time I will show you the power of us Decepticons! Resistance is futile! You will all be annihilated!"
However, OP replied loudly and angrily, "We will never surrender ourselves to you! Even if the king is down, we will not give you the throne so long as I stand here! I will fight in place of the king and guide this planet to liberation from your hands!" He turned around to face his followers and said, "Fellow Autobots! We must not let the Decepticons do as they please any longer! We are all warriors and guardians of this planet and we must defend it to the end! For the sake of the planet and our king, who is in grave condition, we must put an end to their atrocities once and for all! Do you agree with me?"
His words of encouragement struck the Autobots deeply, and they all raised their hands yelling, "We will fight alongside you! We fight for the planet and for the king!"
"That is the spirit, Autobots!" OP said before turning to face the fortress again. "Now is the time to end this once and for all! Go for it with everything you've got!"
"You people are planning to come against me no matter what, right?" Megatron's voice said. "Fine, we will show you the true terror if you insist on fighting us!" No sooner after he said this, the gates of the fortress flung open and Decepticon robots came pouring out in large amounts, each with weapons in their hands and yelling loud war cries.
"Fight, everyone!" OP said to his followers while pointing at the incoming enemy. "Do not let them lay a hand on the castle! Push them all back! Attack!" Under his command, the Autobots all charged straight at their enemies along with the Smashers.
"All right! Time for round two!" Bowser said with enthusiasm.
The fighting forces of both sides clashed into each other and the fight was on!
CRASH SMASH POW BANG BOOM KAPOW!!!!
"Take this!!!" Bowser threw a fist into the body of a robot so hard and knocked it backwards. DK caught the robot when it flew into his arms and then flung him across the air where he crash landed on some other robots.
A robot tried to hit Diddy with a rod, but the monkey jumped around with speed to avoid every single hit. When the robot thrust it forward again, Diddy landed onto the top of it and then bounced up into the air before firing peanuts from his gun at the robot, but it didn't do any good. "Haha! What's that supposed to be?" the robot asked, laughing.
Diddy landed and tossed an orange at him, but the robot also caught it. Quick as a flash, Diddy fired peanuts at the orange again, causing it to explode in the robot's hand and blasting him out of sense.
BANG!
"Charge!" Peach shouted as she rode on top of Yoshi who ran across the battlefield headbutting anyone standing his way. Peach also held up a golf club to the side and knocked down anyone next to her.
"Take this!" A robot slammed down his Sword on Mario who moved aside and jumped up to take a swing to the robot's face. Angrily, the robot tried to hit him with the sword again, but Mario fell back down before he got hit and then jumped up to give the robot an uppercut to the chin.
POW!
"Why you?!" the robot growled angrily. He tried to hit Mario again but the plumber ran underneath him and got behind him before charging up fire in his hand and then delivering a fire punch into his back. When the fist touched the back of the robot, a burst of fire was released and it sent the robot propelling forward. "AYEEEE!!!"
Luigi, who had been running around doing nothing the whole time, saw the robot being sent at him and thus jumped away to avoid getting hit. "Phew…" he said. Then another robot appeared before him and smiled wickedly before pointing and firing a gun at him. "EEKS!!" Luigi shrieked and jumped out of the way in time.
"Not the fighting type, are you?" the robot said while continuing to fire at him, but Luigi kept on jumping around to avoid getting shot. "Haha! Cowards like you are fun to make tease on!"
Luigi hopped back to a safe distance and said, "Where's the fun in that!?"
"I like to see them run around and wet their pants! Haha!"
"You're so cruel! Do not underestimate me! I can be strong when I have too!" Luigi said, doing a karate stance.
"Hahaha! Just look at you! You don't look strong at all!" the robot fired at Luigi again, who once again avoided by jumping away.
"I'll show you!" Luigi shouted. "Hiya!" And he ran at the robot and charged his hand with electricity to release a thunder punch into his body. The punch looked weak, but amazingly, it struck the robot powerfully and caused him to propel backwards.
"YAAAAA!!!"
CRASH!!!
"Whoa… I actually did it…" Luigi said.
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"Ha!" Luigi gave a flying to his enemy and knocked him down before spinning around to give a sudden palm thrust into the face of another robot.
"Take this!" a robot shouted, firing his gun at Lucario. The Pokemon did a back flip into the air and fired an aura sphere immediately upon landing and blasted the robot in the body. "Yeow!"
Suddenly, Lucario could sense something approaching. "A different aura…" he said.
Then the gate of the fortress flung open the second time and this time a large machine built in the likeliness of a lobster came walking out. Within the cockpit that is situated at the head, one could see a lobster inside piloting it. "What is that?!" one of the Autobots asked.
"You bunch of f---tards do not know when to give up, do you?" Lobster said angrily. "You piece of good for nothing trashes! I'm going to make sure you get f---ed up real good! Die and burn in hell already, all of you!"
Two Autobots immediately ran up to the mech to attack it, but the pincers of the mech opened up and extended forward to catch them. Both the robots were lifted into the air and they struggled to break free.
"Here I come!" Bowser shouted, charging for the head of the mech. The mech threw both the robots at him to try and hit him, but Bowser leaped up into the air to avoid it and then fell in the direction of the cockpit and threw a punch, but the pincers came up in front of it to block the hit. Bowser fell back in front of the mech and then jumped back again to avoid getting caught by the pincers when they tried to get him. "Ha! Can't catch me!"
"F--- off and die, jerk!" Lobster yelled angrily. The pincers rose into the air and then slammed down hit Bowser, but once again the turtle jumped out of the way and then breathed fire at it from the side. The mech, however, was fireproof and was safe from the attack. It emerged from the stream of fire much to Bowser's surprise and one of the pincers launched at him and caught him.
"What the?!" Bowser fought to struggle off from the pincer which was trying to crush him into two pieces.
"You're dead!" Lobster said. Suddenly, DK came ramming into the side of the mech really hard and caused the pincer to let go of Bowser. The moment he landed, Bowser threw himself forward and punched into the head of the mech and pushed the whole thing backwards. The cockpit glass was very durable however, so it did not break.
"That is what you get for trying to kill me!" Bowser said.
"You bunch of s---heads! I'm going to make you feel like you were never born from your weed-smoking crack whore mother!" Lobster growled. Then the lobster mech started to change form. The mech stood upright using newly formed legs and the pincers became longer. It had transformed into a humanoid lobster mech if I were to put it in the simplest way. "You're dead meat now!" The mech started smashing the ground rapidly with its pincers and tried to smash Bowser and DK.
"Whoa! Watch it with that thing!" DK cried. Both the gorilla and the turtle got away from the rampaging mech as it chased after them while hammering all the way. The robots all got out of the lobster mech's way to avoid getting caught in it.
While running, Bowser whipped out a bottle full of petroleum and lit up the string on the cap and threw it backwards, but the bottle was smashed down by the pincer before it hit the cockpit. However, the explosion that was created when the bottle struck the ground caused the mech to flinch and back off. "Now's the chance!" Bowser shouted. Both he and DK spun around and leaped forward to punch the mech simultaneously in the body, knocking it onto its back.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!
"Argh! How dare you assholes do this f---ing thing to me?! Don't you realize how long it took me to build this?!" Lobster shouted angrily while struggling on the controls to get the mech back up.
"I can understand considering your size," Bowser commented.
"You got a problem with me looks?! Go look in a mirror yourself first, turtle s---head!"
"What did you call me?!"
The mech managed to get back onto its feet again and then it instantly swiped its pincer across itself to hit Bowser and DK, but they dodged it with ease. When DK landed, a shadow loomed over him and he turned around in time to see a Decepticon robot bringing down an axe on him. DK quickly jumped out of the way in the nick of time when the axe came cleaving into the ground, and then he jumped at the robot and socked it hard in the face. After that, he picked up the axe and charged straight at the lobster mech.
"Hiya!" He leaped at the mech and swung down the axe, but the pincer caught the axe and halted the attack.
"You think you can take me down with a piece of s--- like that?" Lobster asked before flinging both DK and the axe away.
VROOOM!!!
"Uh?" Lobster turned the direction where the engine sound was coming from and saw OP in his truck form driving straight at him. The mech raised its pincers to halt the incoming truck. When OP crashed into the mech, he pushed the mech across the ground without slowing down at all. "Ack!"
After keeping this up for a while, OP changed back into his robot form before quickly grabbing the mech by both its arms and flinging it high into the air. He then whipped out a large gun and open fired at the mech while it was still in air, blasting holes in its body.
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!
"Gaaaaaah!!! It's ruined!!!" Lobster screamed like crazy. "And it's all your f---ing fault!!!"
The lobster mech fell back down and exploded in a blast upon crashing.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
"Dang, you took my spotlight…" Bowser grumbled.
The fight between good and evil raged on, and while this went on, something was happening to the fortress. The roof of the lower front portion of the fortress opened up and a large cannon slowly rose out from it and took aim at the royal castle. OP saw this and shouted to everyone, "Everyone! Look!"
"It's time that you lot know what true fear is!" Megatron's voice said loudly. "This is the Photon Destroyer Cannon! It can create a powerful explosion that totally annihilates anything standing in the way!"
"Don't tell me he's trying to destroy our castle!?" one of the Autobots gasped.
"The downside to this however, is that is takes a really long time to charge. About fifteen minutes to do so."
"Fifteen minutes! We'll have to try and stop the cannon before it's too late!" OP said after hearing this.
"How do we do it?" one of the robots asked him.
"The only way to stop it is to destroy the cannon's controls, and that means we must get inside the fortress first!"
"Let-a me do eet!" Mario said.
OP turned to him and said, "Can I trust you on this then? You are the warriors chosen by the king, so I believe that you are able to do it!"
"You can rely on me! I'll stop da cannon from firing!" Mario told him, and after saying this, he rushed straight for the opened gates of the castle and went inside.
"Hurry up! It's all up to you, Mario!" OP shouted to him.
Bowser came up to him and said, "Are you saying that Mario is going inside and nag all the fun himself? I won't let him take all my spotlight!"
"I think it is best that we all go in and give Mario our support," Lucario said to the other Smashers.
"Good idea," Peach said. "He can't do everything by himself."
"Let's us go then!" Yoshi said, and so they all ran towards the direction of the fortress.
"It's all up to you, Smashers!" OP said to them, and then he shifted his eyes to the cannon. "You must stop the cannon before the symbol of our planet gets destroyed!"
TO BE CONTINUED
The real action will began starting the next chapter. I will try to make the upcoming fights as exciting as possible.