Chapter 7
Wind and Lightning! The Duel against the Elemental Bros.!


On one of the fortress balconies, DK and Diddy found themselves face to face with one of the Elemental Bros. after they have defeated Zik, a member of the AP Flums. Lifting up both hands in front of him, Craplord charged up electricity and showed off some fancy electrical works within his hand saying, "Let us begin, shall we?"

"How do you do that?" Diddy asked curiously.

"Good question! There are microchips installed in my suit that allow me to generate electricity. Simple as that and nothing too deep or mysterious!"

"Cool!"

"It will be very cool to fry you with too! Behold the power of lightning!" Craplord raised his finger into the air and gathered electric at the tip before firing a beam at them. "Crap!"

"Watch out!" DK yelled, and both the Kongs jumped out of the way. DK immediately ran at the villain after landing from his jump and threw forth a punch, but Craplord easily avoided it by moving aside and then he simply touched DK in the side of his body and the ape was zapped. "Yeow!"

"Haha!" Craplord then pulled back his fist to deliver an electrically charged punch at him and sent him flying.

CRASH!

"Hey you!" Diddy ran to Craplord and tossed himself at him with one leg sticking forward to kick him, but Craplord fired a beam at him and zapped him. "Yeow!"

DK got back up and angrily threw another punch at Craplord who quickly moved away to avoid it, but DK turned after him and continued swinging his fists to hit the villain. While avoiding the barrage of fists, Craplord lifted his finger and charged up a beam to zap DK with it. "Crap!" The ape was shocked and fell back, but he retained his footing and angrily launched himself forward much to Craplord's surprise and rammed him in the stomach hard using his head.

POW!

"Oof!"

DK then pulled back his fist to deliver another punch into him and he was sent flying backwards and tumbling onto the floor. Craplord groaned in pain and stood back up saying, "You're not as bad as they say, Smasher. Looks like you will put up a decent fight after all! It's going to be more fun frying you afterwards!" He charged up electricity in between palms and then launched a medium-sized thunderbolt at him. "Piece of Crap!"

DK ducked underneath the attack and then ran forward to the villain, but what he didn't know was that when the thunderbolt hit the wall behind him, the thunderbolt split into pieces and spread out everywhere, some of which flying into DK from behind and shocking him. "Yeow!"

"Crap!" Craplord used this opportunity to zap DK with a finger beam.

"Ahhhh!!"

"You meanie! Take this!" Diddy shouted as he fired his gun at Craplord. The villain turned to him and fired mini electric bullets at each of the incoming peanuts and fried them.

"Ha! What is that supposed to be?" he taunted.

Diddy then ran towards the villain while firing his gun and the villain fired a beam at him also. Diddy leaped into the air just before he was shot and while in air, he fired more peanuts at him. Craplord also avoided the peanuts with ease and launched several beams at him, but Diddy pulled off an amazing air dodge—Matrix style—to avoid getting shot. As he flew above Craplord, he threw down an orange bomb. Craplord quickly jumped back to avoid the bomb just before it hit him and it exploded when it touched the floor. "Good thing I saw you use that while you and your friends raided the fortress back then," he thought. Suddenly, Diddy fell onto his face and the monkey latched onto him tightly. "Hey!"

"Take this! Hiya! Cha! Ra!" Diddy yelled while scratching him in the face rapidly as well as pummeling him, strangling him, and shaking his head back and forth.

"Get off me!"

While Diddy continued torturing Craplord, DK got back up and winded up a fist for a few seconds before throwing a punch into Craplord to smash him away, and Diddy jumped away the last second before the fist came in contact.

SMASH!

Craplord came to a stop from sliding across the floor and stood back up and said angrily, "Argh! I'm angry now! I'll just blast you down right now and real good!" He once again charged up electricity in between his palms before firing a thunderbolt at them. "Piece of Crap!"

Quick as flash, DK reached his hand to the floor and pulled up the cover of the secret door and used it as a shield to block the attack. The thunderbolt broke into pieces upon hitting the surface of the cover, but none of the pieces hit him. "Try and hit me now!" DK said as he ran forward with the cover held up in front of him like a shield.

"You think a crappy floor panel like that can block my attacks? Think twice!" Craplord said. "Crap!" He launched a beam at the cover but DK quickly hurled the cover forward and when it hit the beam in midair, it neutralized the beam and bounced into the air as a result. "What the?!" DK was able to get close to Craplord and grab him by the face before hurling him backwards and straight at Diddy, who landed a flying kick into him.

KICK!

Craplord fell back with a footprint on his face and mumbled, "So you used the metal to absorb the electric beam… Smart thinking… for a monkey…"

"You laugh at monkeys, monkeys laugh at you!" Diddy said to him, giving him a kick to the face again.

"Ow! Why you piece of crap!" Craplord said angrily. He stood back up and launched a bolt from his hand at Diddy, but the monkey evaded the attack and fired a peanut into his face. "Yeow!"

DK ran up to him from behind and tried to hit him with a kick, but Craplord got away in time and began charging up electricity all over his body and angrily said, "This settles it! I'm going to fry you all with my ultimate attack!" As electricity continued to surge throughout his body, he slowly floated up into the air, much to the Kongs surprise.

"He's flying!" Diddy exclaimed.

Craplord raised both hands into the air and gathered a large amount of electricity at the palms, and after charging it up for about four seconds, he shouted, "Huge Piece of Crap!!!!" And he brought down his hand really fast and launched a massive thunderbolt onto the surface of the balcony, engulfing both the Kongs within it.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!

The powerful thunderbolt created a massive explosion that swallowed everything in smoke. When the smoke cleared, there was nobody at all on the balcony except for Craplord, who slowly landed onto the floor. "Heheh! Not even your bones are left after getting fried by the power of lightning!" he said. "This is what you get for crossing the path of The Faggots!"

Suddenly, the floor underneath him opened and Diddy came shooting out from it and caught him in the face. "Surprise!" he yelled.

"What?! The secret trapdoor?!" Craplord gasped, and he was mauled once again by the monkey in the same manner.

DK came out from the trapdoor too and punched the villain in the stomach really hard and crashed him into the wall, leaving behind a crater on it.

CRAAAAAAASH!!!!!

"Gugh… Ow…" Craplord groaned. He looked in horror as DK stomped towards him like a rabid beast and raised his hand to cry, "Wait! No! I give up!"

"I can't hear you!" DK yelled angrily. He grabbed Craplord by his arms and began swinging him in circles various times, and the poor villain also banged his legs against the wall over and over due to being too near to it.

"OW! YEOW! OW! OW! YEOW! YEOW!!!"

After spinning in full circles for several rounds, DK let go of his hand and Craplord was tossed straight through the wall, crashing through it as well as more walls behind it.

CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!

DK fell onto his butt because he was dizzy from the spin. Diddy ran up to the wall and looked through the various holes created on the wall and he could see the villain knocked out beyond words on the other end. "That's gotta hurt…" he said. "But he got what he deserved anyway! Great job, Donkey!"

"Phew… I could have a great big banana after all this…" DK said, wiping his forehead.

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Meanwhile on the other balcony, there was also something else going on. Bowser and Peach stood face to face with the last of the Elemental Bros. "Your name sounds offensive…" Peach commented.

"I couldn't agree less…" Bowser agreed with a nod.

"Save the appreciation for later," Suckhard said as wind began to form around him. "I will blow you to your bones with the power of wind!"

"Nobody is appreciating you…" Peach said to him.

Suckhard got into fighting stance and pointed one arm at them and said, "This is the power of wind that is stored within Wind Dials, special shells found only in countries in the sky! The power of these winds is no ordinary wind! They are strong enough to blow down even brick walls!"

"Oh yeah? Show me then!" Bowser said.

"You will regret every saying that!" Craplord said to him with a smirk. "Suck Ball!" And then a spherical wind was shot at Bowser. When it hit him in the body, Bowser was blown backwards and crashed into the door behind him, knocking it down in the process.

"Whoa!"

"What?! The wind is that strong!?" Peach said in shock.

"Now you know that the power is the wind is not ordinary!" Suckhard said. "Do you still think you can defeat me?"

Bowser stepped into the balcony again and said, "So what if the power of wind is amazing and all? They are no match for my flames! Burn!" He took a deep breath and breathed out a large stream of fire in his direction.

"Suck!" Suckhard released a powerful gale from a shell-like device on his palm and the fire was 'shattered' and spread in every direction. "Suck Ball!" Suckhard followed up by shooting another wind ball at Bowser and flew him backwards again.

"Gah!"

Suckhard turned to Peach next and also shot a wind ball at her. She quickly ran away in time but Suckhard kept on firing wind balls at her. "Ya! Don't come after me!" she cried while running the best she could, though wearing a skirt proved to be troublesome when running around. She eventually tripped on her own skirt and was caught by a wind ball and blown into the wall. "Ah!"

"Don't you dare hurt Peach! Leave her out of this!" Bowser shouted angrily, running towards Suckhard.

Suckhard turned to him and released a powerful burst of wind, but Bowser mustered all his strength to his leg and fought against the wind. "A mere wind like this will not blow me down! I am a wall of metal that cannot be blown away!"

"A strong determination, but even the strongest wind can blow down a steel wall!" Suckhard said. "Suck a Lot!" And then a powerful sonic boom of sorts came out from the dial on his hand and Bowser was blown back from it.

BANG!

"Yaaaaa!!!" Bowser cried, but he got back up again and angrily breathed fire. Suckhard once again blew away the fire with his wind, but Bowser charged up to him right after the fire disappeared and swung his claws, and he barely hit Suckhard with it. Suckhard quickly released a burst of wind from his hand and blasted him away.

"Hiya!" Peach came running up to Suckhard and swung her golf club at him, but he easily caught the club with his hand and using the other hand, he attacked Peach with the sonic boom and blew her back.

BANG!

"YAAAAAA!!!"

Bowser got up and angrily shouted, "I told you not to drag her into this! I'll get you for this, you woman beater! Turtle Boulder!" He leaped up high into the air and withdrew into his shell before launching himself down at Suckhard, but the villain jumped out of the way. However, Bowser started rolling around like a wheel after he hit the floor and went after the villain.

"What?!" Suckhard gasped. He jumped out of the way again to avoid getting hit by the rolling spiked shell, but Bowser u-turned for another attempt and this time managed to hit Suckhard.

BANG!

"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" Suckhard crashed back onto the floor in pain and got up and said, "You really got me that time… But I will not fall to this! Suck!" He shot out a powerful burst of wind from his hand at the incoming shell, but the shell was moving too fast to be blown back. "What?!"

BANG!!!

Suckhard was once again knocked away by the attack and he crashed back down. Bowser also stopped rolling and returned to his normal form and said, "Ha! Who's the one laughing in the end now?"

Suckhard painfully got back up and said, "Why you?! Don't get too cocky! I am going to be the one winning in the end! Suck…" Before he could unleash an attack however, Peach whacked him in the back of the head with her golf club.

WHACK!

"Yeow!" Suckhard turned around to see his attacker and Peach continued to attack him nonstop with the club, hitting him in various parts of the body. "Yeow! Ow! OW!!!"

"Take this! Take that! Take this and take!" Peach shouted angrily while going crazy with the club. "And then this!" She spun around and rammed him with her butt and blasted him backwards with a burst of glittering pink hearts.

Suckhard flew right into the hands of Bowser who lifted him and socked him in the belly and sent him crashing across the place.

CRASH!

"Haha! You still think you can win after all this?" Bowser laughed.

"If you make me angry, I can get scary too!" Peach, which the club placed against her shoulder, said to Suckhard.

Suckhard got up despite all the blows and said angrily, "I told you not to get cocky! I will do as I say and blow you down to bones! Behold my strongest attack that nobody had ever lived to tell the tale!" He stomped the floor and got into sump position before stretching out both arms to the side. Large amount of wind came out from the dials on his palm and spun around him like a tornado. The wind eventually became stronger and stronger that he floated into the air, and then the wind also started to mold itself into some shape. "Suck Donkey Balls!" Under Suckhard's words, the tornado had molded itself into the shape of horse made of wind.

"What's that?!" Peach gasped.

"You think an attack with a silly name like that can hurt us? Don't make me laugh!" Bowser commented.

"There are no survivors after witness Suck Donkey Balls!" Suckhard said angrily from within the body of the wind horse. "You two will be no different! Die! Neigh!" And then the wind horse stampede forward wildly.

"Did he just neigh like a horse himself?" Peach asked.

"I'm gonna show this jerk how to come up with better names for attacks!" Bowser said angrily. He got out a bottle filled with petrol from nowhere and flung it at the incoming enemy. "Koopa Fire Burst!" And he breathed out fire at the bottle to cause it to explode and releasing a powerful stream of fire forward.

The fire engulfed the horse and basically changed it from having a body of wind into a body of fire, and Suckhard was burned up within the fire also. "Yeow! It burns!!!" he cried.

Braving the heat, Bowser ran right into the air and punched Suckhard in the face really hard and sent him flying out. This caused the fire horse to 'explode' and specks of fire floated down everywhere. "Whoa!" Peach cried while avoiding the falling fire so as not to get her hair caught on fire.

Suckhard got up and rubbed his face and watched in horror as Bowser walked up to him. The turtle lifted him up by his collar and suddenly gave him a powerful headbutt into his forehead.

CRACK!

"Augh!"

"You said you're going to be the one winning, aren't you?" Bowser asked him. "Well, show me then! Show me that you can win! I don't even think you make a baby cry now!" He slammed the villain the floor hard and then stomped him in the back over and over, and the villain cried in sheer pain from it.

"GAH!!! AH!!! Have mercy!!!"

Bowser lifted him up by the neck and then said to him, "Sorry, but showing mercy was never part of my doing in the first place. I always make sure that whoever I fighting learn his lesson in the most painful method!" He gripped his hand around Suckhard's neck hard and started to strangle him, and then he walked up to the side of the balcony and held the villain in air. "There is one last thing I want to tell you before you die! And that is… Change your name!" And then he smashed down his other fist on top of the Suckhard's head, shooting him straight down the bottom.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!

After watching his enemy crash down gruesomely to the ground below, Bowser dusted his hands and walked back to Peach, who said, "You're so harsh…"

"Those kinds of people deserve this anyway," Bowser said.

TO BE CONTINUED