The Vance family rode inside their silver SUV..."Get your things together, we're almost home, kids."...Leon Vance said, turning a corner, heading for home.
"Who's that, honey?"...Mrs. Vance pointed out the windshield, seeing Tony leaning against his parked car. It was blocking the entrance to the Vance's driveway.
The car comes to a full stop..."Stay in the car."...Vance said, taking off his seat belt, getting out of the vehicle..."Agent DiNozzo?"
Tony looked up, he smiled at Mrs. Vance and she smiled back, making Leon look at her..."Tell them to go inside."
"Excuse me?"...Vance asked.
"We need to have a little chat, Director of Homeland Security, Leon Vance."
Vance moved back, opening his door..."Go on inside with your mother, kids."
"Is everything alright, Leon?"
"Yeah."...Leon smiled..."Go on."
Leon Vance's wife and kids get out of the car and head inside. Vance moved back over to Tony..."How dare you come to my house! I could have your badge for this!"
"Why did you hack NCIS?"
Vance cocked his head..."What are you talking about?"
"Heh."...Tony quickly grabbed Leon's coat, turning and slamming him against the side of car..."Do you not know, not to FUCK WITH ME?!
"Okay, okay, okay...yeah, yeah...yes, you were hacked, but not by us!"
"He's telling the truth, DiNozzo."...Gibbs spoke up.
Tony turned his head, seeing Gibbs standing next to his truck..."What the hell are you doing here, Boss?"
"McGee further traced the hack, it was coming off of those..."...Gibbs made hand gestures trying to think of the words.
"WiFi hotspot."...Leon said..."A coffee house in Arlington, we didn't hack you."
Tony continued to stare at Leon, his nostrils flairing like a raging bull.
Vance looked at Gibbs..."Gibbs, your man looks like he wants to inflict a lot of pain."
"I wonder why, Leon."
Vance looked back at Tony..."Is hitting me going to make you feel better, huh? Fine, then do it!"
Tony quickly punched Leon in the face, knocking him cold.
"DiNozzo."...Gibbs groaned.
"What? He said hit him, Gibbs."
Gibbs shook his head..."Feel better now?"
"Heh. Yeah, yeah, I do, boss."...Tony replied with a goofy grin.
"Get out of here, I'll take care of this...go home, star fresh tomorrow."
"I'll probably be fired tomorrow, Gibbs."...Tony shrugged..."Oh well."...He stepped over Leon's body, getting into his car and drives off.
Gibbs squatted down next to the unconscious Vance..."You deserved that, you bastard."
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Tony grabbed two pizza boxes from the passenger side seat before stepping out of his car. He walked into the house through the garage..."I brought pizza."...He sat the pizza down on the kitchen table, it was eerily quiet..."Hello?"...He called out.
"Yes."...Ziva answered.
"Hey, where are you? Where are the kids?"
"They're staying with Abby and McGee."
"Constance, too?"
"Yes."
"Okay."...Tony stepped into the living room..."What's with the lights? Are you hungry?"
"Sit in the chair."
"What?"...Tony asked, looking down at one of the kitchen table chairs, the room was dimmly lit..."Why?"
"Because I asked you to."
Tony sat down in the chair..."Okay, I'm in the chair...can I get up now?"
"No."
"Ziva, I'm hungry..."...Tony started to get up, Ziva placed her foot in his chest, pushing him back. His eyes moved to her foot and slowly started to travel upwards, he smiled up at her as he placed his hand on her calf and slowly caressed up her leg..."Are you wearing my gear?"
"Uh huh."...Ziva smiled back at him, turning the NCIS cap she was wearing around so the bill was facing back, she slowly slid her foot down his chest, along his firm stomach, she pressed her bare heel against his crotch ..."Stay."
Tony lifted his head after watching her foot slide down his body..."Wh-what?"
Ziva placed her hands on his shoulder, she leaned down, kissing him softly on the lips..."Stay."...She pushed away, moving into the darkened hallway, disappearing from sight.
"Where are you going?"...Tony reached out for her.
Ziva chuckled as music started.
Tony listened for a minute, then recognized the music..."'You can leave your hat on?' Someone has been watching 9 1/2 Weeks. Heh."
Tony was hit in the chest with something as Ziva chuckled again. He looked down, seeing his NCIS jacket. A light down the long hallway lit up, Ziva's silhouette appears in the doorway, she pressed her back against the wall and slid down it, she dropped to her knees and slowly started crawling towards Tony.
Tony's eyes were glued to her ever move, from the swing of her hips to the dip in her head as she made her way over to him.
She placed her hands on his knees, burying her face into his crotch. Tony gritted his teeth as he raised her head, she flung her hat across the room.
"Uhh, weren't you suppose to leave that on?"...Tony's glimpsed towards the hat, Ziva quickly straddled him, wearing only a bra and panties, his head turned back in record time..."Hi..."...Tony grinned.
She smiled and quickly turned around, rubbing her butt against his crotch, she laid her back against his chest, her head resting on his shoulder. He lifted his hand up, trying to touch her, but she slapped his hands away. She turned her head, giving him a peck on the cheek..."Patience."
"Heh."...Tony again tried to touch her, but yet again she slapped his hands away, she stood up, taking a long stride away from him, she reached behind her, unclapsing her bra, letting it fall to the ground where she stood.
Ziva stopped at the doorway, she bent down slowly, easing her panties down her hips until they fell around her ankles..."Oooh."...Tony expressed. She lifted her left foot out of her panties, followed by her right, she took another step and stopped..."What are you doing? Leaving me a trail to paradise?"...Tony grinned.
Ziva turned her head, she grinned..."You will bag and tag me, yes?"...Ziva disappeared through a door.
"Heh."...Tony jumped up from the chair, quickly collecting Ziva's bra and panties, before disappearing through the door.
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Tony sat against the headboard, Ziva was straddling him, teasing him with a piece of pizza..."Me hungry."...Ziva shook her head, giving in, sliding the pizza into his mouth, before taking a bite herself.
Tony sighed as he chewed..."Are you feeding me pizza...naked?"...He closed his eyes..."This is heaven."
Ziva bucked her hips, grinding on him. She let out a chuckle..."I have not killed you...yet."
Tony opened his eyes, letting out a small laugh..."If your weapon of choice is your..."
Ziva chuckled..."Mm-hmm."
Tony leaned forward, kissing her..."Then kill me...slowly."...He smirked, kissing her again.
Ziva turned her head, grabbing another piece of pizza from the box. Tony wrapped his hand around her wrist..."Thank you."
"For what, Tony? The sex?"...Ziva chuckled.
"Heh. Yeah."...Tony cupped her cheeks, kissing her..."And for taking all my worries away."
Ziva kissed him softly on the lips..."Ani ohevet otcha."...Tony lifted her, laying her on her back, kissing her..."You do not want anymore pizza?"...Ziva asked between the kisses.
Tony raised his head away from hers..."No, I'm hungry for something else."...He grinned and started kissing her again.