Chapter 8
The Power to Drain! Mario Bros. vs. Master Fag!
Somewhere within the interior of the Decepticon fortress, Lucario and Yoshi, who were teamed together, were running through the grand hallway. "There's nobody here at all," Yoshi commented. "I think they all went out to fight already."
"Do not lower your guard, father," Lucario told him. "I can sense the aura of someone around here. Even if it is weak, I can be sure it is an enemy."
Yoshi sniffed the air and said, "You're right! I do smell someone! He's seems to be quite near too."
BANG!
"Whoa!" Both Lucario and Yoshi jumped out of the way of a speeding bullet and took a good view at the person before them, Sabretooth.
"You good for nothing f---ing retards!" he said angrily with a gun in his hand. "You think you can get away with this by destroying the Photon Destroyer Cannon? I will not let you foul s---ty beings get away with this!"
"He is the one releasing the aura!" Lucario pointed out.
"Yep, he smells the same as the scent I sniffed up," Yoshi said.
"Your looks alone anger me!" Sabretooth said as he took steps closer to the two. "The fact that unexplainable and bizarre beings like you exist in the world makes me f---ing mad! The world is supposed to be realistic and devoid of odd creations and people with f---ing superpowers! Fiction is overrated! Realism is what makes the world go around and there is no room for fairy tale f---tards like you! Why don't just die already?!" He lifted his gun at them and pulled the trigger to fire bullets.
"Watch out!" Lucario shouted. Both he and Yoshi leaped out of the bullets way with ease and then Lucario dashed straight for Sabretooth with his arm pulled back.
"Whatever the hell you are, disappear from my sight right now!" Sabretooth shouted angrily. He fired straight at Lucario's face, but the Pokemon moved his head to the side with a swift speed and the bullet missed, and then he trust forward the arm that was pulled back.
"Force Palm!"
A burst of aura was released from his hand and into the face of Sabretooth, both burning him and sending him soaring backwards. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" And the man tumbled onto the floor, no longer conscious and his glasses were in pieces.
Lucario approached and looked at the fallen body of Sabretooth for a few seconds and then said, "He is out of commission. I fear that the length of this battle will arouse complaints among readers however…"
"WAH!!"
"Uh?" Lucario spun around to see Yoshi as he was the one who screamed just now. However, the green dinosaur was nowhere in sight, but there was a hole on the wall and it was never there in the first place. "Father?" Lucario ran to the newly made hole and looked through it and said, "The aura is heading this way!"
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"How far are we going to keep running, Mario?" Luigi asked while puffing heavily from running to keep up with Mario.
"I don't-a know my way around-a theez place too…" Mario said. "But I'm sure we only have to keep-a moving up as Megatron must-a be up there! Hey, there eez a door there!"
They ran up to the door and went behind it and found themselves within a large and circular grand-looking room. "This place looks perfect for a ballroom dance," Luigi commented.
Mario saw someone standing on the far end of the room and said, "There eez someone there!"
The person clapped his hand and then stepped forward saying, "Congratulations on making your way this far! You Smashers really are as they say after all!"
"Who are you?" Mario asked him.
"It is my privilege to offer my name to famous people like you! I am none other than the godfather of The Faggots, Lord Woo Fagfort!" the man said. "But you may just refer to me as Master Fag!"
"So you are Master Fag!" Luigi asked.
"It seems that you know who I am after all!" Master Fag said with delight. "Hohoho! I didn't know I'm famous among you also! I heard that you have accomplished several feats, right? The most current one is the fall of Gamfax within your hands!"
"Are you not-a a memba of Gamfax?" Mario asked him.
"You have said well! I was indeed a user on the message boards of Gamfax, but I quit that place a long ago! I must say; you made me glad for putting an end to that monster of a website!"
"What do you mean?" Luigi asked. "You don't like Gamfax too?"
"Like? There is no such word in the dictionary when it comes to talking about Gamfax! A splendid man like me is not fit to be in a slum like that place! That is why I quit my membership there a long time ago and joined AP Flums, who is more respectable than Gamfax!"
"But I was told AP Flums is just as worse…"
"That may be true in most cases, but AP Flums contain one thing that Gamfax lacked, and that is knowledge!" MF explained to him. "You see, the people at Gamfax are like the biggest retards in the word! They are not stupid in the sense of Fools; the stupidity of that site is beyond words, so much that even Fools find it disturbing! AP Flums, as wicked as it may be, has knowledge and knows what they are doing! But alas, I decided that I was too great of a man to reside among someone's organization, therefore I put my membership on suspend and then created my organization which you all call as The Faggots! However, I still have close ties with AP Flums, which is why they are lending my support on this operation!"
"Eet duz not-a matter what-a you are doing!" Mario said. "The fact that-a you are lending your hand to da Decepticons in taking over theez planet is not-a right!"
"Yeah! Why are you helping the robots in this anyway?" Luigi asked. "What does this planet have to do with you?"
"Have you not heard?" MF asked him. "Megatron also wanted to take over the entire universe as well as your planet! Of course; it is the dream of any evil organization to become the greatest ruler of the world! With his power at my disposal, I can easily rule the whole of Tooneria and crown myself king!"
"You're nothing more than a greedy bad-a guy!" Mario said with a hint of anger after hearing this.
"So clichéd…" Luigi commented.
"We had a good long chat, haven't we?" MF said, holding up both palms in a sumo position. "Words are always good to exchange with each other, but there are some things that can only be solved using force! I have heard a lot of your feats, Smashers! Show me that you truly live up to your own little organization!"
Mario got into fighting stance to get ready for the fight but Luigi ran behind him instead. "You're asking for eet!" Mario said.
"Yeah! Mario will beat you up real good!" Luigi said.
"Hohoho! We will see about that!" MF said. As he continued to hold up his hands, some sort of white energy started to come around his palms. "Life Orb!" And then the energy balls were launched in the direction of the Mario Bros., but Mario jumped away with Luigi grabbing his pants from behind to avoid it.
"What-a eez that?!" Mario asked.
"How good of you to avoid that!" MF said. "It is not pain that you receive if you get hit by it, but you will be drained of your life force!"
"Wait-a minute! That-a sounds familiar to what-a ROB faced! Did-a you drain away his life force?"
"Of course I did! It was all part of Megatron's plan to get rid of the annoying pest so that things can be sorted out with ease!"
"How can you do such a horrible thing?!" Luigi said angrily. "And speaking of which, what's with that power anyway?"
"You have asked a good question, and therefore I shall answer you!" MF replied. He stood in a kung-fu position of bending his legs and pointing one palm in their direction. "This is the power I got from the Mizo Mizo Fruit! It is the power to drain away everything!"
Note: Mizo is Japanese for 'Drain'. There are many variations for this word, but I chose this shortest variation.
"Devil Fruit?" Mario said curiously.
"Just by placing my hands on things, I can drain away its energy until it becomes useless! I can also drain away the life of people and render them as good as dead bodies! Isn't this such a deadly power?"
"You're sick!" Luigi shouted.
"However, there is no need for me to touch my opponent as you can see from the attack just now. This power does not concern long range or short range! From whatever range, I can drain the life of people so long as my attacks touch them! It does not matter how far you run from me, for I can still get you so long as you are within my sight!"
"I will not-a let you take away life as you please!" Mario said angrily. "I will avenge for ROB by defeating you!"
"Come and defeat me if you can, Smasher!" MF taunted.
Mario pulled back his fist and fire encased around it before he ran forward to throw a fiery punch. "Fireball Punch!" MF thrust forward his palm and blocked the fist using it, and then the fire around the fist seemingly got absorbed into his hand, but Mario pulled back to safety in time before his life was drained too.
MF smirked and then started attacking him with a barrage of palm thrusts and Mario avoided them by moving side to side as well as ducking. He avoided another thrust by jumping into the air and then he landed a kick into MF's face and bounced back into the air before landing on his feet. "Ow! I must say!" MF said, rubbing his face. "You got me that time, but that is not enough to defeat me!" He pulled back his fist and covered it with energy before running at Mario. "Master Punch!"
Mario quickly rolled out of the way to avoid the punch and then tried to hit him with leg sweep. Despite being round and fat, MF managed to jump far back to avoid the kick in time and then he attacked by shooting energy balls from his palms at Mario. Mario avoided the energy balls and ran to the villain at the same time and then he jumped into the air and threw fireballs at him, but the villain used his palm to absorb the fireballs. Mario then realized he was falling towards the grasp of the villain to get his life drained, but before that happened, Luigi suddenly came leaping at MF and gave him a kick a to the face.
KICK!
"Ow!" MF crashed sideways but got back up again with a shoeprint on his cheek.
"If my brother is fighting for his life here, I have no reason to stay around and do nothing!" Luigi said in a kung-fu position. "I will show you that I am no coward!"
"Thanks for da help, Luigi," Mario said to him. "But don't-a push yourself."
"How nice is it to see brothers supporting each other, but such brotherhood will be nothing after I drain you down to bones!" MF said. "Thousand Life Palms!" He started smacking the air rapidly with his hand and shot forth several energies in the form of hands.
Both the brothers leaped to the side to avoid the attack and then ran towards the villain together. Mario pulled back his fist on fire while Luigi's hand got covered in electricity as he attempted to jab the villain with all five fingers. MF brought up both his hands and managed to block the attack, draining away their respective elements from their hand before grapping their hands tightly. "I've got you now!" he said.
"Oh no!" Mario gasped. Both the brothers then saw their life force slowing coming out from their hands in the form of energy strands and into MF's arm.
"Let me go!" Luigi shouted, and then he pulled a karate chop onto MF's arm and knocked him off from the attack.
"Yeow! That hurts!" MH cried and he held his arm in pain from the chop. He was immediately socked underneath the chin by both the brothers and bounced back onto the floor.
BONK!
"Don't-a think you can take us outta so easily!" Mario said.
MF sat back up and said with a smile, "Heheheh! You Smashers truly are skilled! This will be a lot more fun than I think! Honestly speaking, I have never been made to fight this rough and long before! You hold the honor for being the first people ever to give me a challenge! I'm going to make sure I get the most out of this and keep it in my memories for a long time!"
"You're crazy!" Luigi said.
MF placed out both his hands and then his palms glowed brightly before firing a thich column of beam from both hands. "Life-Leeching Beam!"
"Whoa!" Mario and Luigi ducked underneath one of the beam and allowed it to go over them, and then they crawled to the side fast.
"You're not getting away that easily!" MF said. He moved his hand in their direction and carried the beam along. The brothers once again ducked underneath it but then the other beam came sweeping towards them from below, and thus they jumped up to avoid it. The previous beam came swinging at them again and thus they quickly ducked down and ran as far as they could from both beams.
"This is like playing a hardcore version of jump rope!" Luigi cried. Suddenly, he somehow tripped on the floor and the beam was coming towards him. "Oh no! Ahhhh!!!"
"Luigi!" Mario quickly ran in front of his brother and pulled out a yellow cape just that blocked out the attack.
"Oho! What is that? My beam is being halted by a piece of blanket?" MF commented.
Holding up the beam in front of himself, Mario pushed towards MF and when he was near, he swung the cape at MF's hand and caused his aim to go to the side, and then he dashed forward and punched the villain in the stomach hard, making him halt the attack. "Oof!"
Mario then punched and kicked him in the body nonstop then grabbed him by his necktie before hurling him across the room with his strength. MF soared across the place and crashed into the wall painfully before falling down. Mario wiped his forehad and turned to Luigi saying, "Are you all right-a?"
"I'm all right…" Luigi said. "You're amazing, brother…"
MF crawled back up and turned to them to reveal a flattened and bleeding nose from the impact. "Ouchie! That was rough of you, Smasher," he said. "I must say this is starting to turn from enjoyable to frustrating. I have my limits when it comes to patient too, you know."
"We do not-a have all day to fight-a you too!" Mario said. "We must-a go and find-a Megatron and put-a an end to theez!"
"You will not be going anywhere so long as I stand before you!" MF said, getting in fighting pose again. "Megatron has no need to deal with little bugs like you! I will dispose of you all by myself! You are forcing me to use." MF placed one hand in front. "I normally don't like to use this because it makes things end too fast. But now I am thinking of disposing you guys as fast as possible and then dealing with your other friends!" A white vortex formed in his hand and started spinning. "White Hole!"
Mario felt himself being pulled forward, and as the force became stronger, be started to run backwards, but the force of the pull had become too strong to prevent escaping. "Mario!" Luigi gasped, and then he grabbed Mario's hand.
"Luigi!" Mario cried.
"It's no use!" MH said. "The White Hole will pull you right up to my hand where I will grab and drain your energy! Nobody has ever escaped this attack, and neither will you!"
The force eventually became to strong that Luigi lost his footing and was pulled forward along with Mario. Mario's back struck the palm of MF and the villain was about to drain his life force, but Luigi was tossed into the air from the sudden halt and he banged onto MF's head and he fell.
BANG!
"Doh…" MF dropped Mario and held his head in pain from the impact and Luigi also rubbed his head from the impact.
"Mamamia… The hat does nothing…" Luigi cried.
"Why you?!" MF said angrily. He tried to grab Luigi, but Mario pulled his brother out of the way and caught MF's hand and then bent it downwards to create cracking sound. "YEOW!"
Both the brothers quickly moved back to a safe distance and Mario held back his hand and started charging a fireball in his palm. "I'm going to end-a theez!" he said.
"Me too!" Luigi said. He also held back his hand and charged up an electric ball in his hand.
MF glared at them with a frustrated face and said, "Don't think you can get away with this! I'll pull you in with White Hole again!" He held up both hands and formed white holes in both hands and started to pull them in.
Both the brothers continued charging up their attack while trying to step on the floor firmly to avoid being pulled forward. "Hold-a on, Luigi!" Mario said. "It's not time yet-a!"
"I know!" Luigi said.
"You cannot hold up forever!" MF told them. "The pulling force will become stronger and you will be pulled in no matter what! Struggling is useless!"
The brothers tried their best to prevent being pulled forward while charging up their attack. However, the force had become to strong and they finally were taken off the floor and shot towards the villain at a fast speed. "Now!" Mario shouted.
Luigi pointed at MF and said, "Hey! Your fly is open!"
"What?!" MF said in shock and quickly reached his hands to his pant to close his fly, only to realize he's been had. "Hey! How dare you… Wha?!"
"Bros. Attack! Electro-Firebrand!" shouted both the brothers as they soared straight into MF with their charged up hands smashing into MF's body. The power of both the electric and the fire combined burned against MF's, and then it created an explosion.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" MF soared back from not only the explosion, but also from the impact of both attacks combined and crashed through the wall across the room and finally stopped when he hit another wall. He fell onto the floor with white eyes and pirate penguins flew around his head.
"Yes!" the brothers clapped their hands together and were delighted that they defeated Master Fag. "We did-a eet!"
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The whole scene had been witnessed by Megatron using a monitor and he slammed the side of the monitor angrily upon seeing. "What?! Master Fag is defeated by them?! And he assured me he won't lose no matter what! I should've known not to trust that Toonerian!"
"What do we do now?" some of the Decepticons in the room asked.
Suddenly, the door leading into the room opened and Greg came in with Yoshi dragged by the tail behind him. He tossed the beaten up dinosaur onto the floor before Megatron, who asked, "What's this?"
"One of those f---tards that invaded the fortress," Greg replied in a rough voice. "I think you'll want to have a better look at one of them for yourself."
"I see… Good work, Greg! You are without doubt the most reliable one!" Megatron looked at Yoshi and then stomped his tail to make him yelp in pain.
"Yeow!"
"Hey you, do you realized how much of a trouble you've been causing us?" Megatron asked him.
Yoshi looked up at him and said, "Who are you…?"
"I am the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron."
"So you're the guy who has been causing trouble to this planet! I finally found you! I'm going to get you!" Yoshi tried to get up, but Megatron was standing on his tail. The robot then kicked him across the room. "OW!"
"Ha! Look at you! So weak and useless! How can you be strong enough to take me out? This makes me wonder how powerful the others can be!" He turned to Greg and the others and said, "You do whatever you want with this weakling while I go deal with the other Toonerians myself!"
"We'll give him a piece of our mind all right, boss," the Decepticons replied.
As Megatron left the room, a wicked smile appeared on his face and he said, "I'm going to let them know that they should've stayed in their planet in the first place. Heheheh!"
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DK, Diddy, Bowser, and Peach all ran into the room where Mario and Luigi are and saw the brothers sitting down against the wall. "Mario! Luigi!" Peach exclaimed. "Are you guys all right?"
"You guys are all right-a too!" Mario said.
"We just had a rough fight, and boy! Are we tired!" Luigi said.
Bowser looked at the hole on the wall across the room and said, "Yeah, I can imagine what happened."
"Where are Yoshi and Lucario?" DK asked.
"Haven't seen them," Mario replied.
"I hope they're all right…" Peach said.
"I see that you guys have had a great time just now, didn't you?" said a voice. The Smashers all got up and looked around for the source of voice. They turned to a passage that was on one of the room and saw Megatron walking in. "You are the Smashers, I presume?"
"Who's that guy?" Diddy asked.
"I am none other than Megatron, and I believe I am your target."
"So you are Megatron!" Mario said.
"Whoa… This guy looks intimidating…" Luigi said in fear.
"You sure have caused me lots of trouble," Megatron said. "You've even beaten up Master Fag and his men, as well as some of the AP Flum members. Can it be that they are actually weak or is it you guys being as strong as they say."
"I'd say it's a combination of both!" Bower said. "Now that you are here, I am going to give you a beating of you lifetime!"
"Get ready for this!" DK said, raising his fist.
"Prepare to die!" Bowser shouted, and then both he and DK ran towards Megatron to get him.
"Coming against me like this is a foolish idea!" Megatron said. He pointed both his hands in their direction and suddenly a burst of electric came out.
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Bowser and DK screamed as they were blasted by high voltage electricity, and they fell onto the floor, charred and unconscious.
"Donkey!!!" Diddy shrieked.
"Oh my god!!!" Peach said in horror.
"Mamamia!!!" cried Luigi.
Megatron looked at the remaining Smashers with a wicked smile and said, "Now you know the difference in power between us both!"
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"Ow! Yeow! Stop that! Yoshi!" Yoshi cried as he was being kicked and punched around by the Decepticons.
"Hahaha!" The Decepticons only laughed at his pain and continued to torture him. They kicked him to the legs of Greg and when Yoshi looked up at him, Greg lifted him up by the neck and then yelled into his face.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" And then he flung the dinosaur across the place and into the wall while the robots laughed on.
"Ow… You guys will not get away with this…" Yoshi groaned painfully. "When the others come here, you guys are all dead meat…"
"What did you say? We don't have meat because we're robots!" said one of the Decepticons jokingly. "Hohoho! Robot joke!"
"Let's see your friends try to rescue you after there's a hole on your head!" another Decepticon said, pointing a gun at him. "Say good-bye, Toonerian!"
He pulled the trigger and shot beam Yoshi. He was expecting for the worst when suddenly the floor panel before him burst upwards and deflected the beam, and Lucario leaped out from underneath the torn floor.
"What?!"
Lucario landed in front of Yoshi and said, "Hands off my father!"
"Lucario… I knew you would come to rescue me…" Yoshi said weakly.
Lucario turned to Yoshi and said to him, "Father, are you all right? Do no worry; I will avenge for you!" He placed Yoshi next to the wall and then turned to the enemies and said, "You will pay four times for what you have done to father!"
"Who do you think you are? Do you think you can beat us all?" the Decepticons asked him.
Gren then shot up his eyes and glared at Lucario for a few seconds, and then he screamed out suddenly at the top of his voice, "YOU F---ING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
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In the secret hideout…
ROB opened his eyes…
TO BE CONTINUED
Things are starting to come a climax, it seems. I'm planning to make the next chapter epic and long if possible, so be on your guard!