I know this was supposed to be a one shot but blame my mind for imagining things.

Disclaimers: I do not own any one piece character what so ever.

Just another day at my place...

Elie: (in the kitchen making coffee)

Sabo: (enters the kitchen) Elie!

Elie: Sabo? (sits down holding a cup of coffee) What's up?

Sabo: Oh! me, I just got this urge to visit you

Elie: Hmmm (Thinks of something interesting) How's Ace?

Sabo: Why ask, Did something happened? (confused look)

Elie: (sips coffee) Well he suddenly went home last time without answering, so I'm kinda worried. How is he?

Sabo: Well he seems fine but I got a feeling he's hiding something. Did something happened between you?

Elie: Why you jealous? (Smiles teasingly)

Sabo: The hell men why would i get jealous!?

Elie: Well I just asked him a few question and a favor. Was he really acting that strange? (takes another sip at the coffee)

Sabo: Not strange it was creepy, Ace was acting like a girl, with all that blushing and fidgeting! (shudders)

Elie: (laughs hard) Hahahahaha!The hell was that i wish i could video tape that, Ace being fidgety, hell that would be one of a show!

Sabo: You know that's kinda cruel... But what was it that you asked of him that will make him act like that?

Elie: Oh! that i just asked him to fuck Luffy for me. (with a straight face)

Sabo: Huh? He usually do Luffy so why would he act fidgety now? (looking confused)

Elie: It's not really that, he just slipped out few secret he didn't really need to.

Sabo: What kind of secret?

Elie: Secrets like you and him fucking each other...

Sabo: (blushes)... you're sick...

Elie: Oh yeah he still hasn't answered my question.

Sabo: What question? (blushing curiously)

Elie: Wanna know? (Smirks)

Sabo: Duh! i wouldn't ask if i don't wanna know.

Elie: Oh yeah maybe you can answer it... between you and Ace, who was at the bottom?

just like the first one it was stupid and short.

well I don't think I'll be adding another one of this as this was suppose to be a one-shot , but, oh well.

give me some review so I'll know what you think of it