Pointless Random Rambling: 'Mario and Luigi 3' has a goddamn awesome final boss theme! No, I haven't played the game yet. I'm waiting for the English release. Speaking of which, 'Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2' also has a final boss theme that is totally full of win.

Chapter 10
The Fight to Settle Everything Once and For All! Battle of the Robot Kings!


Lucario coughed painfully and was barely able to get back up. He had taken such a beating from Greg that he could barely lift a finger anymore. When he opened his eyes, the first thing that he saw was the metallic floor as well as pieces of metal that fell off the wall when he crashed into it.

Meanwhile, Yoshi lied at the side and mumbled to himself, "I'm hungry…"

Lucario continued gazing at the floor and then something came up to his mind. Greg, on the other hand, was standing in front of him and raised one foot to ready to step on him. "F---ING DIE!!!"

Quick as a flash, Lucario dug his claws deep into the part of floor Greg was on and mustered all his strength to yank it up, making Greg fall backwards as a result. The Pokemon ripped the square piece of the floor up into the air and then sank his teeth into it and began wolfing down the floor as if it is a sandwich.

"Hey! That guy is eating the floor! How is that possible?!" the Decepticons gasped.

After finishing the floor as fast as he could, Lucario reached for the metal pieces lying around and swallowed them too. Yoshi saw this and thought, "Oh yeah, he can eat metal as if they are food."

"I TOLD YOU F---ING DIE!!!" Greg screamed. "DIE!!!" He ran forward and threw forward a fist to punch him, but to his surprise, Lucario caught his fist and then used his other free hand to sock Greg in the face to knock him back. "OW!!"

"Drain Punch!" Lucario then dashed forward thrust his hand at his stomach and blue energy started to come out of Greg's body and went down through Lucario's arm.

"RAAAAAAAA!!!! WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING?!?!" Greg screamed as he quickly pulled back from the attack.

"I feel replenished now!" Lucario said. Pulling one arm up into the air, he brought it back down onto the floor with a powerful force. "Earthquake!!!"

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!

The punch caused the large cracks to spread out across the floor and all the way up the walls and ceilings, and not to mention the whole place started to shake as if an earthquake really is happening. "What's happening?!" the Decepticons gasped with panic. "That guy punched the floor and this happened?!" Then pieces of the ceiling fell down on top on them. "Ow!"

"Whoa! This is crazy!" Yoshi cried while gripping onto the floor tightly as not to get tossed around by the shaking.

"WHAT THE F---?!" Greg screamed as he tried to remain still while watching the whole place shake. He turned his eyes to Lucario and saw the Pokemon's hand burning with large fiery aura as he charged forward to the villain. "YOU F---TARD!!! RAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Greg angrily tossed a fist forward, but Lucario caught the fist and then the aura around his hand burst forward and consumed Greg and blew him back. "AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

"Close Combat!!" Lucario shouted, and then he dashed right in front of Greg and started attacking him with a series of super fast punches, kicks, and claw swipes, hitting the villain in every part of the body incredibly hard.

POW SMASH WHACK KICK CRASH SMASH CLASH SLASH KICK POW BANG KAPOW SMASH CRASH BASH WHAM BOW BANG!!!!!!!!!!!

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

As the furious assault went on, aura exploded in every direction and it was without doubt an amazing sight to behold as you can see from Yoshi's jaw-dropping expression. Wait, you can't see anything because there are no pictures. "Yoshi…" he commented.

Lucario kept on attacking the villain and each hit become more brutal and harder than before. He smashed Greg up against the wall next to a window and continued to attack him, basically crushing him against the wall.

POW SMASH WHACK KICK CRASH SMASH CLASH SLASH KICK POW BANG KAPOW SMASH CRASH BASH WHAM BOW BANG!!!!!!!!!!!

Then with a loud shout, Lucario pulled back his fist as far as he could and unleashed it into the face of the villain with the strongest blow he probably ever pulled off. With this mighty final blow, Greg was smashed right through the wall, bringing along with him pieces of the wall as well as glass shards from nearby windows and pieces of the floor shaken up by the earthquake.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, the destruction was so massive that even the Autobots and Decepticons who were fighting out there could see an explosion coming from the highest part of the fortress. "What happened up there?!" some of them shouted.

"It must be the Smashers…" OP thought.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Greg plummeted all the way onto a balcony that was a couple of floors down and crashed onto it with a thud, and then the pile of debris all fell on top of him and totally buried him underneath. In fact, the weight of the debris was so heavy that the floor underneath him even gave way and Greg, along with all those junks, continued falling down to the lower floor.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!

The sound of crashing finally came to an end a few seconds later, and all Lucario could see from the busted wall was a large hole on the balcony. He turned around and saw that this room was also a mess due to the earthquake he created. Cracks and holes were all over the place and the Decepticons lying on one side of the room with starts circling their heads. Yoshi was still in his original position and was unfortunate enough to not be a victim of the earthquake. Panting heavily from all those extreme workouts, Lucario smiled weakly and then fell down on his chest and muttered quietly, "I did it…"

Yoshi got up and quickly ran up to him in concern and said, "You did great, son! I'm so proud of you! Please be all right so that we can have a good meal after all this is over!"

-

"Looks like things are going really rough up there…" Megatron commented after he felt the shaking.

"Hiya!" Mario leaped at Megatron and swung his fist at the Decepticon leader. Megatron simply smirked and raised his metallic hand and blocked the blow. Mario fell back and groaned in pain while clutching his fist and quickly jumped back to a safe position.

"Don't you think you have quite enough?" Megatron asked. He pointed his hand at him and a burst of electric was released. Mario acted fast and jumped out of the way as the beam struck the floor, and then he ran towards Megatron while shooting fireballs at him, but the robot easily eliminated them with a single swipe of his arm. "Ha! You're no match for me!"

Mario then charged up a fireball in his hand and ran forward to the robot to unleash a fiery palm thrust at him, but Megatron easily stopped him with his own hand by slamming it into Mario's face. He then gripped his fingers around the plumber and lifted him into the air. "You seriously think a mere human like you can take on the great robot Megatron that is me?" Megatron asked him. "I wonder what was going on in the mind of ROB when he thought you would be able to defeat me!"

"Do not-a underestimate uz!" Mario said angrily. "There are many more people among uz and they are some of da most-a powerful people you've ever met-a! Do not-a think you can get-a away with your evildoings!"

"Tell them to come over and challenge me then! I don't care what you people do, nobody is going to stop me from taking over this planet. Once I'm done with this one, I'm going to take over the rest of the universe as well! Your planet will not escape my grasp too!"

"Theez universe will never see peace with you as da king! A person like you eez never fit-a to be king!"

"What do you know?" Megatron shouted angrily into his face while tightening the squeeze somewhat. "The throne of this planet should've belonged to me in the first place!"

"What do you mean?"

"An outsider like you will never understand this! To put it simple, my clan had relations with the royalty of this planet several hundred years ago but for some reason, we never got to inherit the throne of this planet! That is why I'm going bring glory to my clan and crown myself king!"

"I can understand-a why you are never crowned king! A person like-a you eez never fit-a to be one!"

"Silence! Your words will be the death of you! You who are from another planet should've never set foot here and even interfere with us in the first place! I'm going to show you the consequences of coming into someone's territory!"

Mario cried in pain and tried to gasp for air as Megatron started to squeeze him harder. Suddenly, a beam of red light was fired at Megatron's arm and it caused him to drop Mario out of pain. "Gah! Who was that?!"

Mario panted heavily and then looked in the direction of where the beam came from and was surprised to see somebody familiar standing there. "You have all fought well, my friends," the person said as he entered the room. "But for now, take a rest. It is time I settle the score with my enemy."

"ROB!" Mario exclaimed. "You're back-a to perfect health!"

Sure enough, the robot king, ROB, came into the room, looking in perfect condition and also with a look of rage on his face. "This is as far as things go," ROB said. "Today, everything will end!"

Megatron looked at ROB not with a shocked face, but rather with a pleased face saying, "So you want to give up the throne at last, or do you plan to fight this pointless battle?"

"The battle will no longer prove pointless. As I said just now, today is the day that everything will end!" ROB replied with a tone of anger.

At the same time, the rest of the Smashers started to regain their sense and got up one by one. "Whoa… How long have I been out…?" Luigi asked. "I remember seeing light coming towards me and then…"

"Dang… I got careless…" Bowser groaned. He looked around and saw ROB in the room. "Hey! You're back!"

"ROB!" Peach exclaimed happily.

"You all run for your safety," ROB said to them. "You have done well, and now I will carry on where you left off."

"That guy shocked me down, so I'm going to teach him a lesson myself!" Bowser growled angrily, but Mario stopped him.

"No, we are not-a in perfect condition to fight," Mario told him. "We should conserve our energy for whatever may come up-a next."

Bowser hesitated for a bit, but then eventually agreed. "Fine then… If ROB somehow looses again, that Megatron guy is dead meat!"

After all the Smashers got up, they quickly moved out of the room and stood just outside the door to watch what was going to happen next. "Do your best!" Luigi shouted to ROB.

ROB got closer to Megatron and looked up at him. The different between their size is just like the difference between David and Goliath—one side being a short robot and the other side being a towering robot.

"It's been quite a while since we stood face to face like this, haven't we, king?" Megatron said to him.

"That term is not for the likes of you to use! If you had wanted the throne and the authority of this planet, this is not the right method to obtain it!"

"Things will never change if I keep on sitting still and do nothing, so there is nothing else I can do except through force! Had you gave it to me earlier, there would have been no casualties!"

"And that it is why you were never fit to obtain the throne! A person like you will only bring destruction and toil to the planet! I applaud you for going all the way this far just to achieve your selfish goals, but it is time I put an end to your doings!"

"Heheh! Are you flattering me or threatening me?"

Suddenly and without saying anything, a beam shot out from ROB's eyes and it pierced right through Megatron's left shoulder. "Gah! Why you?!" the robot cried angrily while holding one hand over his injured shoulder. "You're asking for it!" He pointed his hand at him and released a burst of electricity that ROB avoided by taking off into the air.

However, the beam bounced off the floor and then into the wall, and then from there, it bounced into the ceiling before shooting to ROB, hitting him from behind in the side of his arm. "Ugh!"

Megatron smirked that he fell for it and then pointed his hand at him and launched a bolt of electricity. ROB quickly boosted to the side to avoid the attack however. Then out from the sides of his wrists appeared sharp, curved blades and ROB flew at Megatron to take a swipe out of him. Megatron's right arm quickly rearranged itself and transformed into a flail and he swung it at ROB as he approached. ROB crossed his blades in front of him to block the attack and ended up getting pushed back by the impact of the flail. He charged forward again and swung his blades at Megatron who kept on swinging around his flail while taking some steps back as the robot king kept on pushing forward.

While swinging his flail around, Megatron brought up his other hand and charged it up with electricity and then brought it down on ROB to hit him, but the robot jumped back in time and the attack merely struck the floor. ROB quickly withdrew his blades and then produced a spinning disk in front of himself and spun it on a pole that came out from the front of his base for a few seconds before launching it at Megatron, who easily smacked away the spinning disk using his flail.

After landing onto the floor, missile packs came out from the side of ROB's base and grabbing hold of the trigger in their backs tightly, he launched a plethora of missiles at Megatron. The Decepticon leader attacked wildly with his flail in an attempt to clear the missiles, but he still got hit by a couple of them.

"Argh! You fool!" Megatron growled. He quickly leaped back into the air and his body started to reconstruct itself until he transformed into a large pistol. In his new transformation, Megatron pointed the turret at ROB and fired concentrated beams at him, and ROB quickly zoomed around the room to avoid getting shot while at the same time firing missiles, but most of them were shot down by Megatron's beams.

Some of the missiles still struck Megatron however, but at the same time, a beam was fired onto the floor in front of ROB and he was blown back into the air by the blast, only to be shot by another beam.

BANG!

The two robots were far from defeated; they continued to trade projectiles and sometimes charge head on against each other for a close ranged melee. This whole intense situation was being watched on by the Smashers just outside the room. "Wow! ROB is strong!" Diddy exclaimed.

"I've got to give it to that guy…" Bowser said in awe. "I have never seen him fighting like this before…"

The battle between the two robots raged on and the whole place was badly ruined thanks to their destructive powers. Even pieces of the ceiling above the Smashers fell down and nearly hit them, so they had to watch where they are standing too.

POW BANG CRASH KABOOM BANG WHAM ZAP BOOM BANG!!!!!

The intense scene eventually came to a stop when both the robots stopped for a break and faced each other with scratches and scars all over their body. "It's been a while since we had a fight like this," Megatron said. "Nothing ever changes, eh?"

"That was before, but now things shall change!" ROB said. "The conclusion of this fight is soon to become clear. You are forcing me to use this!" The robot's eyes began to glow in deep red and a slit appeared around his base which allowed four lightning rod-like devices to stick out. The burners underneath ROB activated and he slowly hovered into the air until he was higher than Megatron. ROB then started to speak in a loud and terrifying that seemed to echo throughout the place, "I will give you up to the count of three to bow down before me and beg for forgiveness!" As he said this, the lightning rods started to spin around his body and charge up red electricity.

Megatron didn't look intimidated by what he was doing or what he said at all. Instead, he simply laughed and said, "Ha! You want me to bow down before you? That will never happen no matter how many years passed! I, who will eventually become king, will never bow down to anyone!"

"Three!"

"Do not get cocky just because you are the current king of the planet! I am the only person able to hold up to you in a fight, therefore I have every right to become the next king! In fact, I am even stronger than you if I unleash my full power!"

"Two!"

"Once I become king, I will make everything in the entire universe mine! Nobody can stop me! I repeat: Nobody can stop me!"

"One!"

"I will destroy anyone who dares stand in my way!" Megatron shouted loudly and maniacally as his right arm transformed into the flail again. "I will prove it to you! I am superior to you!"

"This settles it!!!!" ROB shouted angrily. By this time, the rods were spinning at their top speed and electricity had been charged up to the point that one could hear sparkling sounds.

"YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE BOWING DOWN TO ME!!!!" Megatron yelled at the top of his voice. "BOW DOWN TO THE KING AT ONCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Then he jumped at ROB with his flail pulled back, ready to take a blow on him.

"MAGNETIC STORM!!!!" ROB shouted at the top of his voice. Megatron was about to hit ROB, but then the electricity around the rod suddenly 'exploded' and burst right into Megatron's face.

-

Outside, red light came out from every opening on the fortress, and then a few moments later, gigantic red thunderbolts shot out and spread throughout the whole place.

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED