Chapter 11
End of the War! The Fall of the Decepticons!
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!
Bright red thunderbolts spread out from the castle and filled the sky with red light, and it goes without saying all the Autobots and Decepticons fighting out there had their attentions grabbed by it. "What is that!?" they said in shock.
Optimus Prime, however, recognized this and said, "It's Magnetic Storm! The king's most powerful attack of legendary proportions! It will destroy anyone that he sees as an enemy! For that attack to be seen means…"
Suddenly, the thunderbolts poured down from the sky and onto all of the Decepticons, zapping them with powerful high voltage electricity.
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
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"Mamamia!!!" Mario cried as he crouched down and pressed down his hat over his head as not to get blinded by the bright light.
"It's so bright!!!" Luigi cried while hiding underneath something.
"Don't hide there!" Bowser shouted to Luigi, trying to pull him away from hiding his head underneath Peach's skirt, and she doesn't seem to mind this.
"What is that?!" DK screamed.
Eventually, the attack died down little by little. After the attack had fully ended, the whole place was, surprisingly enough, not ruined at all despite the size of the attack. The lightning rods retracted into ROB's base and he slowly floated onto the floor. He saw the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron, sitting against the wall on the far side of the room and the evil robot was covered from head to toe in burnt marks and there were sparks coming out from his joints. "It is too late to beg for anything now," ROB said to him. "I gave you the chance, and yet you threw it aside."
Slowly, Megatron's hand started to jerk and he gritted his teeth angrily and said, "I… will never… bow down… before you… I am the king… I am the… king…" He slowly stood back up and glared at ROB angrily and started to walk towards him little by little.
"Should I say that you are a stubborn fool or should I applaud you for your tolerance?" ROB asked. "You have totally lost yourself in your lust for power. Surrender yourself now!"
"I never… lose… I never lose to anyone…" Megatron said as he limped towards ROB. "I am… the king… I never… lose!" He slowly lifted up one hand and started to charge up electricity.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!
That was the sound of Bowser, DK, and Mario attacking the Decepticon leader simultaneously. Bowser withdrew and curled into his shell in order to ram him in the chest, DK threw a punch into his abdomen, and Mario delivered a fiery uppercut into his chin.
Pieces of metal and screws flew everywhere as Megatron took all three hits directly and he soared back into the air and crashed back down onto the floor with a loud thud.
THUD!
The Decepticon leader grunted one last time, and then finally fell over silently.
Bowser came back out form his shell and said, "Ha! Now I feel better!"
"We'll beat you down if you get back up again!" DK said.
ROB went up in front of the three and said to the fallen Megatron, "You will be held in the dungeon and face judgment once we have returned this country to normal state. Do not think of trying anything silly again!" Then he turned to the Smashers and said, "Thank you all for your support, my friends."
"You don't-a need to thanks us," Mario told him. "We did-a what-a we must-a do and plus, you did-a most of da fighting too!"
At this moment, Lucario and Yoshi came into this room and the dinosaur was carrying the Pokemon on his back. "Found you guys at last!" Yoshi said.
"Yoshi! Lucario! You guys look… well…" Luigi said, unsure of what to say any further.
"How is everything here? We had a rough time up there with this really crazy and awfully powerful guy," Yoshi told them. "But Lucario prevailed against him in the end! You should've seen how awesome that was!"
"And you should've seen what ROB did just now!" Diddy told him. "It was plain awesome! It totally rules!"
"Speaking of which, what happened when the sky turned red and lightning appeared earlier?"
"That's just what ROB used to destroy Megatron!"
"I'm glad this is all over at last!" Peach said delightfully.
"Indeed, Megatron has been defeated at last," ROB said. "Come, we must report to the others about the good news."
The Smashers all turned to the door and started to leave. As they were leaving however, someone suddenly jumped at them from behind with his fist pulled back. "Master Punch!!!" Master Fag shouted.
The Smashers turned around in shock to see the Faggot leader still up and about to attack them, but ROB spun his head around without turning body and his eyes flashed brightly in red light.
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEE!!!!!" MF was blown back by the burst of light and he crashed on top of Megatron and was knocked out for the second time. "Duh…"
ROB turned his head around again and continued to leave the place while the Smashers took a few seconds to glance at MF before leaving. "Since you are not of this planet, I will give you the freedom to either face judgment here or return to your planet and never step foot on Cybertron again!" ROB said loudly to MF, who may or may not have heard what he said.
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"The king is here!" the Autobots said in joy when they saw ROB and the Smashers coming out from the main door of the Decepticon fortress.
"Whoa, this place sure is a mess…" Luigi commented. Throughout the whole place one could see charred bodies of Decepticons lying around, some might be dead and some might still be conscious.
"Don't tell me the attack earlier even came all the way out here to fry these guys?" Bowser asked. "That really is one heck of an attack!"
OP ran up to king and bowed down in front of him and the other Autobots all followed suit too. "We are more than overjoyed to see you safe and sound, king," he said politely. "From the usage of Magnetic Storm earlier, I take that you prevailed against Megatron for real this time."
"It is as you say, Optimus Prime," ROB told him. "At long last, the Decepticons have been defeated. It was also thanks to these people that we are able to win the war."
"Heheh… We didn't do much…" Luigi said with an embarrassed expression.
The Autobots then all stood up and filled the air with cries of happiness and praise towards the Smashers. "Hurray for the Smashers! Long live the saviors of our planet! Long live King ROB and the chosen warriors!"
"F----------------------------------------------------------------------------------ING S--------------------------!!!!!"
Everyone was shocked by the sudden ear-piercing scream that came from the direction of the fortress and thus they all turned their eyes to it. "Who shouted just now?" DK asked.
Yoshi and Lucario recognized the sound however. "That voice…" Lucario said. "It can't be…"
"Oh my… It better not be what I'm thinking…" Yoshi cried.
Then a person covered in bloody bruises stomped out from the fortress and breathed heavily like a wild beast. Yoshi and Lucario were the most horrified to see this person as it was none other than Greg!
"Oh no! It really is him!"
"Who is he?" Peach asked. "He looks nearly dead…"
Greg took a deep breath and then screamed out at the top of his voice, "BLOODY F---ING S---!!!!!"
Upon screaming this phrase, fire suddenly burst out from his body in a blazing splendor and he screamed in agony while swinging his arms around the air like crazy. "What the heck?!" Diddy gasped.
"F--- YOU ALL!!!! F--- YOU ALL TO HELL!!! F--- YOU ALL PIECE OF S---!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Greg screamed as he slowly approached them with his body still burning. One could even see his skin starting to peel off and burn away underneath the fire.
"What is happening to him?!" Bowser said. "How did he light himself on fire?!"
"So he has combined both the power of the f-word and the s-word together…" ROB said. "Such a foolish idea…"
"What did you say?" Luigi asked him.
"It is a power that was used in your planet several hundred years ago, is it not? The Power of the F-word and the Power of S-word… It is said that one can only attempt to learn one power at a time and never learn the both of them together. It will result in the self-destruction of oneself."
"Hmmm… I do rememba that-a Masta Hand once talked about facing a Failure that-a mastered both da Power of F-word and S-word…"
"That must be Shat Focker. History writes that he is the only known person to master both powers together, but even so, he had his own limits and so he self-destructed a week afterwards, which is an amazing feat considering that normal people would instantly die upon trying to activate both powers."
"Can we talk about that later?!" Yoshi cried. "That guy is coming!"
"F--- YOU ALL!!!! F--- YOU ALL!!!" Greg screamed as his body continued to burn to the point one could even see his skeleton. "F--- YOU ALL TO HELL!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" And then with a loud scream, he charged forward with both his arms stretched forward.
The Smashers all got into defensive stance to take on him but suddenly OP appeared in front of everyone and then with his right arm pulled back, he delivered a devastating iron fist right into the incoming madman, sending him up into the air.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!
Greg flew up into the air and landed onto a balcony on the castle. He got up again however and then stood on the edge of the balcony and screamed at the top of his voice, "F---!!! F---!!! F---ING S---!!! S---!!!! F--- YOU ALL PIECE OF S---!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
The fire burned even stronger around his body and then suddenly…
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
"Whoa!!!!" Everyone quickly ducked down and shield their eyes from the massive explosion. When the smoke finally cleared, there was nobody standing on the balcony anymore, and it even a large chunk of it was blown off by the explosion.
"What the…?" Bowser commented.
"This is the result of the greed for power…" ROB replied. "This is what happens if you attempt to use the Power of the F-word and the S-word together…"
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Some time passed and the Smashers as well as some of the Autobots were now standing in the underground lab of the royal castle. The Smashers stood next to the Insta-Transporter and watched a caged car moving by itself into the portal. "This will send the members of The Faggots and AP Flums back to the place they originally came from," a robotic professor said. "And now let me adjust the coordinates in order to send the Smashers back to the vacation resort they came from."
While the professor worked on the coordination, ROB said to the Smashers, "You have been a big help all this time. I am very glad that I knew people like you. The planet is at long last saved thanks to your efforts."
"We're glad-a that-a we helped," Mario said with a smile. "So are you sure you are staying behind?"
"As a king, I must return everything in this planet back to normal first."
"So I take we're parting ways here," Bowser said. "It was fun while you stayed!"
"I'm sad…" Luigi cried with tears in his eyes. "It really makes me sad to see someone who had been living among us for a long time to leave… Roy is bad enough already and now you…"
"Do not worry; I believe that we will meet each other again someday," ROB told him.
"You're right-a," Mario said. "I'm sure we will meet-a each other again someday. Eetz a promise then!"
Peach walked up close to ROB crouched down to pat him on the head saying, "Please take good care of yourself then. I hope you will continue to rule this planet and return it to how it should be."
"Do not worry about this, Peach," ROB told her.
"Well guys… It's sad and all to have a friend among us leave, but what's even sadder is that there is no appropriate food for us to eat here," Yoshi said. "Let's go back to our planet quick and eat something."
"Okay then! We're leaving now," Mario said to ROB. "See ya! I'm sure we will meet-a again!"
"Good-bye!" Bowser said.
"I will never forget you!" Luigi cried with tears flowing down his eyes like waterfalls.
"Take care!" Peach said while waving her hand.
"It was an honor to know you," Lucario said, bowing down politely.
"It was nice knowing you! Take care!" Yoshi said.
"Come visit us again sometime!" DK said.
"I'll never forget how awesome it was here! Good luck to you!" Diddy said.
"I will never forget you people," ROB said. "We will meet again. I promise!"
OP turned to the other Autbots behind him and said, "Everybody! Salute and let us give our saviors a formal farewell!" He then turned around and stood up tall and saluted to the Smashers, and all the other Autobots did the same.
When the Smashers saw this, they smiled and saluted to them also. After saying their good-byes for the last time, the Smashers walked into the portal and disappeared.
"Good-bye… My family…" ROB said in a sad voice.
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A few days had passed since this incident and the Smashers were on the last day of their vacation. Mario and Luigi were packing their stuffs in their room while talking among themselves. "We sure had a fun time here," Luigi said while placing a green boxer short with mushroom pictures into his luggage. "But going back home will be nice too."
"Yeah, but somehow… I feel like-a something is missing…" Mario said in a voice that implied sadness.
Luigi looked up at him and said, "Yeah, I sort of understand what you said. I wonder how the others are going to react when they hear our story."
"EEEEEKS!!!"
Mario and Luigi shot up their heads upon hearing this ear-piercing scream. "That's Peach!" And thus they quickly rushed out from their room and out into the hallway, just in time to see Peach, wearing nothing asides from having a bathroom rub wrapped around her body, rushing out from her room. She was just taking a bath. Any comments?
"What happened?!" Bowser asked, rushing out from his room. "Woohoo! Nice clothes you got there!"
"The closet is glowing!" Peach cried, pointing to the closet in her room.
"What?" Mario and Bowser both went into her room and saw light pouring out from openings on the closet door. They slowly walked up to the closet and then pulled the doors open to see a blue swirly background within it.
"Wait a minute… This looks familiar…" Bowser said.
"As I have promised... We will meet again," said a robotic voice that seemed to come from the portal.
"Uh? Theez voice?" Mario said curiously. "Can it be?"
They all kept their eyes on the portal and saw the silhouette of someone familiar approaching. The silhouette came closer and closer and eventually revealed itself to be…
"I'm glad to see you again, comrades," ROB said.
There was silence among the Smashers for a while, but then they suddenly burst out in voices happiness, "ROB!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!"
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Optimus Prime, how sporting a royal cape and wearing a crown over his head, stood in front of the Insta-Transporter that was placed in front of the royal castle. Behind him was the entire army of the Autobots all standing very still like soldiers. "Former king," OP said. "We will never forget the time that you ruled Cybertron. Please enjoy your stay at Tooneria with your new family." He then saluted in the direction of the portal along with all the other robots. "I, the new king of Cybetron, will continue to rule this planet and bring it to glory!"
When he turned around, the robots all started to shouting, "Long live the king! Long live the king! Hurray!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED
For those who wished that Megatron would fight a little longer, here is my advice: Get over it.
GAME2002 EXTRA SHOW
Why does the firefighter wear blue suspenders?
Mario: Becuz da red-a ones are on wash. Reminds me of my first costume in my first-a game debut as Jumpman…
Luigi: To be like me… But what's the point…?
Peach: I was washing the red ones.
Bowser: Another Mario wannabe?
Wario: Bah! He should've worn purple ones! Everyone knows that purple is the hottest fashion!
Yoshi: I don't know, because I don't wear anything. I do wear boots, and the saddle… I'm having doubts about this saddle…
DK: Did you ask why the fuel lighter got suspended?
Diddy: Do you know what Cranky said when I asked him that question once? He said that back in his days, nobody cared why the firefighter wore blue suspenders. Someone told him that the firefighter was wearing blue suspenders and that was good enough.
Link: Because he doesn't have a cool tunic like mines!
Zelda: He has modesty! You don't want him to run around wearing nothing, right? Wait, is he wearing something underneath the suspender?
Young Link: Why do firefighters wear suspenders?
Toon Link: Remind me of the time when I pulled down that damned bully's suspenders in my class to humiliate him!
Ganondorf: Suspenders are for sissies! Armors are for real men!
Kirby: Do suspenders taste good?
Meta-Knight: Obviously it is the dressing code for all firefighters.
Dedede: The king does not need any concern of why he wears blue suspenders!
Fox: That's an old joke.
Falco: Because I handmade those suspenders myself and he's wearing it to pay respect to me!
Wolf: All the better for me to rip it off for him in public! Haha!
Captain Falcon: He's showing you his suspenders.
Samus: At least he can protect his skin with it.
Olimar: No blue Pikmins are harmed in the making of that suspender, I hope…
Ike: He's wears it for his friends.
Marth: It is a method of swordsmanship practice. You fight your opponent wearing those and try not to let your opponent cut your suspenders. Using this training style, you can learn how not to get hit in real fights.
Roy: How about this? Imagine a cute girl wearing suspenders. Now imagine her wearing nothing underneath the suspenders.
Ness: Because the uniforms are on wash.
Lucas: What Ness said…
Popo: Because he doesn't have a parka.
Nana: The weather is hot.
Pit: He wants to be like Mr. Mario, I think…
G&W: I remember when I once auditioned for a firefighter… I didn't wear suspenders. In fact, I didn't have to wear anything!
Dr. Mario: One must make sure the suspenders are not too tight or else you will suffocate yourself.
Pikachu: To keep his pants up?
Pichu: How much fun would it be if his pants fell down while he is putting out the fire?
Jigglypuff: No pink suspenders!
Mewtwo: That is an old joke that originally started with asking why he wore red suspenders, and now the new version is about blue suspenders. Nobody answers them properly now though.
Lucario: The aura is with him if he wears hem.
Red: Ha! Good one! I remember telling funny jokes like this to Green when we were younger, but that guy is too serious to laugh… I have never seen him laugh to begin with!
ROB: I have studied that it is a type of clothing on this planet.
Snake: That's not a good clothing to wear when putting out fire…
Sonic: He's a fan of blue, like me!
Parry: I made up my own version! Because he wants to hide his heart-patterned underpants! Hahaha!!
Master Hand: Ah! Good question! Because the white ones are on wash!
Crazy Hand: Because it is not true that an ant has two wings or a fly is a reptile if a bird has two tails. Rather, it is false that a dog has two wings or a fly is a reptile provided that a cat has three ears. It is true that whenever a hen gets bird flu, an insect can live in boiling water; but it is false both that a goose cannot bark and a dog does not have two wings. Factually, a hen gets bird flu or an ant has two head; yet a cat has three ears only if a bird has two tails. In addition, neither an insect can live in boiling water but an elephant cannot pull a log nor a goose can bark or an elephant can pull a log. Consequently, a fly is a reptile or a bird does not have two tails.