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Chapter 5

I don't know what sucks more Allen not being here, Crack...I mean Clare being here tonight or Daniel's appletini trying to take over the show? All I know is that nobody better piss me off tonight.

"Boss lady what's up?" Gwen asked as she walked in my office happily.

"Wanting to kill Daniel, Crack and appletini." I said as I laid down on the couch.

"Don't you mean Frankie?" Gwen asked me.

"Nah Frankie is Sarah's and he's off limits except for calling him bald." I said as it was Chris and Austin vs. Bobby and Michael.

"At least your nice to her." Gwen smiled

"Hey unlike most people here in General I like Sarah and the Extremetourage." I smiled as I saw a intern "Hey Intern!" I yelled for him to come and he did and I handed him a bag "Give this to Sarah Veerthorne for her match against Liliana." I said and he nodded his head and left.

"What did you give him to give to Sarah?" Gwen asked as Austin and Chris won and the two Enbrassed then celebrated in the ring with their titles before going to the back.

"Some new ring gear I thought she would like." I smiled as Steve was talking to the Stalker Harvey about Aces and Eights. I smirked when I saw that he had Cheyenne with him. Just admit that your together already you two! "Gwen the Knockouts 4 way is next I need you to referee the match since Earl is once again."

"I'll Referee the match tonight." Cheyenme said from the doorway "I don't want Earl to help Madison win the match."

"Go for it Chey Chey." I smiled happily "I gotta ask why you decided to referee the match tonight?"

"Because Madison and Earl make me sick." Cheyenne said "She's just using Earl to win her matches. Just because I'm with someone high up here doesn't mean I...Sorry getting myself carried away a bit" She said turning red. Ha! She is with Steve!

"It's cool Chey Chey." I smiled as ass came by.

"Come on Cheyanne I'm about to call out James and Kasey." Steve said.

"Is it ok if I stay back here I told Katie I would referee the Knockouts fatal 4 way tonight." Cheyenne smiled and Steve sighed in relief big time. Hint number two that they're dating.

"That would be a great idea." Steve smiled at her. Make sure you watch out for Aces and Eights alright? Make sure you come to me ASAP if they give you anything or about to attack you ok?" He asked and Cheyenne nodded her head and Steve hugged her and kissed her head and whispered something in her head and she smiled.

"You too." She smiled. Hint Number Three!

"Look can you two take your love fest somewhere else I got a show to run back here." I said sounding bored.

"We'll see you later then Katie." Steve said as he put his arm around Cheyanne and left.

"I swear they don't admit they're dating soon I will get Keof and follow them around until they tell us." I said as Steve was out in the ring and called out James and Kasey and they came out. Please don't be apart of Aces and Eights please don't be apart of Aces and Eights.

"Hey isn't that Brooke Warner in the audience?" Gwen asked as I looked and saw some blonde chick in the audience that looked like her.

"I seriously hope not." I said as I got my iPhone out and texted my sister Carrie.

"What is she doing here?" Gwen asked as the Knockouts match was about to start then Psycho by 12 Stones played and Cheyenne walked out.

"Sorry to intrupt but by orders of TNA Vice President Katie Borden Ear is to go to the back because I'm the referee for this match." Cheyenne smirked as Earl went to the back and Madison started freaking out "Shut up Madison!" She yelled as she rang the bell.

"My guess Brooke wants Sarah." I said as Carrie texted me back "Prefect." I smirked as I dialed the number Carrie gave me.

"Hello?" The person answered

"Chelsea hi its Katie TNA Vice President." I smiled. Since Carrie was currently a heel in WWE decided to call Chelsea Benoit.

"Katie hey." She said as she smiled "Why did you call?"

"Because your favorite person Brooke Warner is in attendance this evening." I said

"She is in so much trouble. Only Harmony and Serena have permission to be there." She Growled. "I'll try to take care if it if she does anything to Sarah tell her to call me ASAP."

"Will do later Lil Wolverine." I smiled as I hung up "Who won the match?"

"Eliza." Gwen said and I smiled. Eliza was Bully Ray's daughter and one of my good friends here. She deserves that title shot. I hope her and Ally tear down the house at Hardcore Justice.

"Hey Gwen want to crash a baby shower tonight?" I smirked as I found out that Daniels, Frankie and Appletini were throwing a baby shower for Crack.

"Sure I have nothing to do tonight." Gwen said as Liliana made her way to the ring and on the way there she hugged her sister Alicia. I swear Alicia better be there just to watch or her and I are gonna have some problems. I smiled as Sarah and Harmony came out. Sarah had on a Purple and Plaid Top like that chick AJ Lee would wear in the WWE. She also had on a short Purple and Plaid School Girls skirt and Black Combat Boots. When she was about to get in the ring Brooke attacked her from behind. I growled as I called for Securty and gladly they didn't suck this week. I smirked as they took Brooke away and the match started.

"I've been watching bits of the WWE and man Warner is Crazy in real life." Gwen said

"Hopefully Suspended as well." I said as Sarah was in control. "Knowing Chelsea Benoit she won't let Brooke get off easy." I said as I sent a text to Sarah's phone to call Chelsea.

"Hey that girl is the you of the WWE but of course your more evil." Gwen chuckled

"That is true since I was born evil." I smirked as Sarah won the match and Alicia looked like she was about to do something but remembered what happened to Brooke earlier so she stay put.

"Sweet Brooke pervented Alicia from doing something stupid." Gwen Smirked as we saw Harmony, Sarah, Garrett and Ella saying that they'll watch Harmony's back tonight. When Harmony told them thanks I noticed that she said that her and Sarah have something they gotta do I got Suspicious.

"Gwen you thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked as she nodded her head and I saw the Chrome domes, Crack and Appletini in the ring. "Let's go." I said as I got up and went and got some thing and my Bat and we walked to the ring. "You know what I love about Allen being in Australia?" I asked as I smiled.

"You get to do whatever the hell you want?" Gwen asked as I smiled.

"That's exactally it." I smiled as we were at Gorilla and Daniel gave Clare some diapers, Some Allen inspired stuff and a picture of Daniel, Frankie and the Appletini and replica tag title belts. I'm going to be sick! "Yo theme song guy play My Last Breath before I throw up my baby and I really don't wanna do that." I said as My Last Breath by Evanescence played and Gwen and I walked out and I asked Val for a Mic and she gave it to me.

"Gentlemen, Crack, Appletini I hope I'm not interrupting anything am I?" I asked as Gwen and I got in the ring.

"What do you want Borden?" Daniel asked as Gwen and I got in the ring.

"Well becides hearing rumors of Appletini there trying to take my job and starting a twitter account I heard that you were throwing a baby shower for Crack there." I said as I got the papers out and handed them to Clare. "I just wanted to give my present to her."

"I don't want it whatever it is." She said rudely as she gave me the papers.

"No no I insist." I smiled as I handed them tomaher and she opened them and froze.

"Clare what's wrong?" Daniel asked as he took the letter and read it and turned red and gave me an extreme death glare. "YOU MONSTER HOW DARE YOU!" He yelled at me.

"How Dare I? How Dare I?!" I asked as I yelled at him "This woman is the monster not me! You see Danny she drugged AJ and She's still doing those drugs!" I yelled

"What Proof do you have?!" Daniel yelled in my face and I froze. I forgot to get the proof. I sighed as Drivel by The Union Underground played and Sarah and Harmony came out.

"Oh Christopher." Harmony sang as she had a Mic. "You want proof you got it. Roll the footage Monkeys!" She yelled as the Bordentron as I like to call it (Hey better than Pandatron or Dixietron right?) played a clip from last night where Clare was talking to some guy and having a couple of Martini's. Damn I'm glad I got those papers straightened out! After the footage got done playing Sarah and Harmony were in the ring.

"Clare I'm so glad that your baby is coming to live with me and AJ after you have it." I said as I dropped my Mic and gripped my bat with both hands and swung itsat her. Thats when she ran off and Daniel tried hurting me but I gave him one good one. After that Harmony and Gwen started attacking him and I looked over and Sarah was staring at Frankie then all of a sudden she jumped in his arms and smiled at him and kissed him. I smiled as I ran out and ran to the back. Man I gotta a lot of explaining to do to Allen.

Me: Katie got custody of Clare's Unborn baby?! Crack head messed up big time. Read and Review Everyone :D :D