"Darrrn," I muttered. I just turned down the main street, going back the way I came, hoping to find myself a sanctuary. "Now they are going around thinking I love old Hags."

I decided to stop by the hospital, make a roundabout and start running on the roofs instead. I would leave a note on the hospital wall that would say:

To Naruto and Sakura:

My Stalkers

I DO NOT LOVE THE OLD CHAIR-HAG OF THE HAG COUNCIL.

Oh, and try to keep your footstep sound level to a minimum.

I passed the hospital, left the note and jumped on the roof. I hid there while I listened to my team's footsteps, man they where loud. And they were talking.

"I don't think Kakashi loves the Chair-Hag of the Hag council," Sakura's voice.

"But he was probably too embarrassed to tell us, because she hates ninjas," stupid Naruto.

"I don't think that's the case, Naruto."

"But you saw him, he got flowers for her and she was all happy."

"But he wasn't."

"Where is Kakashi anyways?"

"I thought you knew!"

Footsteps were getting closer. I braced myself.

"Look!"

"It looks like Kakashi's writing!"

"To Naruto and Sakura: My stalkers—"

Naruto snorted. "Stalkers???"

"I DO NOT LOVE THE OLD CHAIR-HAG OF THE HAG COUNCIL. Told you so. Oh, and try to keep your footstep sound to a minimum."

"FOOTSTEP SOUND???" Naruto bellowed. "When I get my hands on him, he is dead-meat—"

"Calm down Naruto," rustling, probably Sakura stopping Naruto from tearing down the hospital. "He has a point. He's probably around here somewhere. The ink is still wet."

So I have one properly taught student. But that was my cue. I went to the edge, facing the nearest building. One, two, three, JUMP! I flew through the air, and across the road and landed a few feet in from the roof I was standing on. Hope they didn't see me.

I took off, making tiny tmp-ing noises while I ran. Much quieter than them. I headed towards Shikamaru's house. Only one who would understand.

I saw the green roof and landed on it lightly. I jumped down to the balcony of Shikamaru's room. I looked in. Sleeping again.

I knocked.

He twitched.

I knocked again, but louder.

He turned.

I knocked as loud as I could and he rolled over, got off the bed and squinted at me.

"Kakashi? What are you doing here? Someone stalking you again?" Bright boy. His voice came muffled through the glass.

I nodded. "Let me in!"

He slid the well greased glass door and let me in. "Who is it this time?"

"Naruto and Sakura want to find out who I love."

"Nice."

"Can I stay here?"

"Sure."

"Thanks."

"Shuddap. I'm sleeping."

Oh, well. I took out my book and started to read.

One hour later…

One hour later, Shikamaru started snoring. I had gotten lost in my book and someone was knocking. I made my way down and opened the door. An old man with pink hair sticking out from under his hat was standing next to a blonde woman.

"Hello young man, we are here to give you an interview about a love show and what you think about it," Sakura pushed her way into the house.