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KisuSakurai
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- Inkaide (Sister) for reviewing. I like reviews.
- Other reviewers!
"Hello young man, we are here to give you an interview about a love show and what you think about it," Sakura pushed her way into the house.
"Hey!" I shouted as they came in.
They made there way to the living room, oblivious to the fact that I knew who they were. Sakura patted the couch beside her to signal that I should come and sit. I had a plan, though simple, and I was going to execute it as soon as the time was right. I played along and went to sit.
"Have you seen the dating show? The one with the old dude doing it? Of course you have. Everyone has. Well, we want to know if you like it. Of course you do. We are going to give you some questions that you will answer after you watch this episode of it." Naruto spoke quickly, not waiting for me to answer.
Sakura started rummaging through her bag. She found a tape put it into the TV and pressed play. The TV made this awful noise, and obliviously it shocked Naruto and Sakura. Not going as planned.
"If you will excuse me, I will take your leave and use the facilities while you try to fix the tape," I said it formally, but they were too busy trying to figure out which way the tape goes in to notice me talking. I made my escape, jumping back onto the roofs and continuing to run around the Leaf Village. I made my way to the Hokage's tower [-thingy] and atop that I took out a piece of paper and started making myself a list:
People who will save me from my stalkers
Ino
Chouji
Neji
Tenten
Lee
Kiba
Hinata
Shino
Iruka
Anko
Asuma
Gaara
Haku
I hate Ino because of the pity in her eyes when I bought the flowers, so she's out. I started crossing out the people who wouldn't help me.
"Neji is to obsessed with himself, Lee looks too much like Gai," I mumbled. "Hinata's gonna support Naruto. Oh, and Haku's dead." I frowned. My list looked wasn't very big.
I started with Chouji and headed to the convience store on the way. Never know when you need some chips to help convince him. I reached it, jumped down and went inside. I took out my wallet. Just enough for a bag of chips.
"Ketchup, dill, pizza, sour cream and onion, all dressed, hamburger, cheddar, salt and vinegar," The clerk told me when I asked him what types of chips they had.
"Uhhh…pizza." I think he likes those. Wait, PIZZA???
I paid him grabbed the bag and dashed out and charged to Chouji's.
I knocked on his balcony. No response. Eating. Duh. I opened the bag of chips. Chouji's head snapped up and he slowly turned his head to face me. Whoa.
I waved the bag. "Girl trouble."
"Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
"Can I stay?"
"Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
I took that as a yes, sat down and went over my list again.
Chouji was still eating and it had been five hours. I decided to go for a walk. I walked downstairs and opened the door.
"Ahhhhhhh…fresh air…" And then, sooner than you can say Kakashi, I was blindfolded, gagged, and tied up.
"Glumph, glumph!"