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This is one more chappie of ~Lost without Love in the Leaf Village~! By the way, this is the last chappie of this series. I wanna change the name to ~Yaoi! Dating Disasters~ because you know, he can't be lost without love forever. The new series is the same just with a different name. Maybe from a different person's perspective, though. Anyways Tanks for reading! I like reviews! Review if member please!

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KisuSakurai

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"Glumpf, glumpf!"

I woke up. I was in a dark room, or on the street at night. My captors had bound me tightly, and had used some sort of tag so I couldn't use my replacement justu. Shoulda gone to Gaara first.

I could hear them not too far off, discussing different plots to make me speak.

"Abuse?"

"Rape?"

"Naruto!"

"Bribery?"

"Guesswork?"

"Uhhh…"

"Harassment?"

"Rape?"

"Assault?"

"Rape?"

"Uhhh…"

"Rape?"

"Get the Chair Hag to sit on him?"

"Rape?"

"NARUTO! Enough with the raping!"

"Uhhh…"

"I know! Let's hire Gaara!"

"To rape?"

Great. Harassment by Gaara. Lovely.

They started moving me, dragging me across the floor like I was heavy.

"Why you…" I said, but it came out as, "Mmmmhn moh…"

They put me in some sort of ve-hicle [cart-ish thing], and we set out for the Sand Village.

A few hours later…

A few hours later, I started to hear voices. One low, one medium, one annoying (Naruto) and two girls.

"Whaddya want?" Kankuro.

"We need Kakashi to tell us who he loves." Naruto.

"Why us?" Temari asked.

"Gaara can do whatever takes to get it out of him." Cruel, cruel Sakura.

Gaara snorted.

"Please?" What kind of a man says please? Not that I should talk.

"What do we get in return?" I can image Kankuro eyeing them. Him and his makeup.

"Uhh..."

"You can help us match him with his love?"

"Oooooooo I wanna do that!" Temari cried. "Can we do that, please, can we, please, huh, can we?" Whatta winer.

Gaara snorted again.

"Take him inside to the IR." Kankuro.

"IR?" Naruto.

"'Intimidating Room.' We do alot of this stuff."

"We can't watch, but it's worth it." Temari informed them. "Only Gaara is allowed in the IR."

It took all of them to move me, Gaara stood to the side, but they managed. I'm not that heavy. Oh, if Mother could see me now.

We arrived at what must've been the doorway of the IR, and Gaara rolled me in. He took off the blindfold and the gag. The room was very large. Along the walls were white pillars that came up to arc over our heads. The tiled floor was cold and marble. Gaara stood a few feet away, with his back to me. As I looked past him, I saw a TV in the shadows and a very big mirror. In the mirror sat a wide-eyed me, and a sullen-faced Gaara.

After a few minutes, he faced me.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMOOOOO!" He cackled at me. "WhO Do YoU LoVe KaKaShI???"

Woah.

"Umm... What're you gonna do to me if I don't tell?"

"SuMtHiNg VeRy EvIl!!!"

You know, he is very intimidating when he TaLkS LiKe ThIs.

"Like what?"

"HaRaSs YoU TiLl yOu TeLl!!!"

Hard to get an answer outta this kid.

"How will you do that?"

"I dO NoT kNoW YeT, KaKaShI!"

"I'll give you a minute to think."

Dumb kid. It had been an hour and Gaara had assumed the Thinker position when I told him I would wait.

As I watched, his eye twitched and he slowly got up and grinned at me.

"I have a plan." He said it normally for once. "I will tell you about that time I saw Neji in a bikini in a really high voice mixed with the Intimidating Voice."

Dang. [I lost the game! - Inside joke.]

"I have a better plan. Why don't I just tell you?"

"I like that."

"I love..."