Wendy: - Look, Eric, you have to understand. The Smurfberries were our school government's only option.

*Look, Eric, you have to understand. The fight were our school government's only option.

Cartman: Yes, and that makes- whoa whoa what?

Wendy: - What was I supposed to do? The school was running out of power. We tried relocating the Smurfs at first, but they wouldn't budge! So we decided to get somebody on the inside. A member of the school who could act like one of the Smurfs and learn their secrets. But of course you know that, don't you?

*What was I supposed to do? The school was running out of show fight. We tried relocating the studends at first, but they wouldn't budge! So we decided to get somebody on the inside. A member of the school who could act like one of the guys and learn their delight. But of course you know that, don't you?

Cartman: What? What do you mean I know that?

Wendy: - I'm just asking a question. We all knew you were sent in to live with the Smurfs, but did you know they would be wiped out?

*I'm just asking a question. We all knew you were forced in to stay with the studends, but did you know they would be wiped out?

Cartman: No! You wiped them all out!

Wendy: - Nobody expected you to fall in love with Smurfette. You went to learn from them, but instead you became one of them, right? Fought against your own kind when you knew we'd stop at nothing! Do you know that one Smurfberry can power the school for two months? One Smurfberry!

*Nobody expected you to fall in love with me. You went to stop their enthusiasm, but instead you became one of them, right? Fought against your own kind when you knew we'd stop at nothing! Do you know that one word could give you a chance for two months? One word!

Cartman: Wait, hold on, can we take a break?

Wendy: -No, it's okay! It's all out in the open now. I wouldn't have had to kill the Smurfs if they would have simply moved on. But you gave them the will to stay, and I guess... you can't be blamed for that.

*No, it's okay! It's all out in the open now. I wouldn't have had to beat up you if they would have simply moved on. But you gave them the will to stay, and I guess... you can't be blamed for that.

Stan: What?!

Wendy: And that is why... I'm stepping down. You were right all along, Cartman. And I am hereby making you the student body president