"Let our powers combine!" Applejack shouted as she summoned forth a necklace around her neck. "HONESTY!"

"LOYALTY!" Rainbow Dash cried out as she swooped in.

"Kindness," Fluttershy whispered from the background.

Generosity!" Rarity proclaimed proudly as her necklace appeared.

"Laughter!" Pinkie shouted out as the necklaces began beaming light into a central point between them all.

"BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP!" A purple unicorn intoned as her eyes glowed with the powers unleashed inside her.

Meanwhile, all her friends shouted "GOOOOO MAGIC!" Discord meanwhile looked at the group of super powered, uniformed mares and wondered...had he wandered into the wrong universe?

"Excuse me, Mr. Writer?" Pinkie Pie asked as she looked directly through the screen at the words appearing on a blank expanse of white. "I think you have the wrong script."

Huh? I thought we agreed no breaking the fourth wall Pinkie...

"But you said you wanted to do a power rangers spoof, not a Captain Planet one," Pinkie explained, for there to be a ruffling of notes filling the air.

Ahem, yes, well it's just a warm up exercise, a bit rusty you know?

"Pinkie, battle, focus!" Twilight shouted as Pinkie was apparently talking to this imaginary being called 'The Writer' Princess Celestia had picked these six individually to stand against the very power of evil itself and one of them just ignored danger left and right.

"Oh Twilight, the writers would never hurt one of us! They're our fans!" Pinkie sang out as she sprang over in her latex outfit.

"Oh really? Let's test that theory!" Shouted Discord as the unholy mix of pony and dragon hurled himself at the group. They couldn't be killed but by Celestia they would...bleed? No blood! What craziness was this? And those huge explosions were very strange, since only chocolate milk was supposed to explode like that.

"Ugggh!" Grunted Applejack as the draconeque's claws tore into her. A string of tiny explosions erupted from her suit, yet oddly never scratched her.

"Quick! We have to summon our hugely unrealistic and kid friendly weapons!" Pinkie cried out in a bout of genre savvy. The others shrugged at the pink ranger's antics and followed her advice. Somehow holding their weapons in their hooves, in defiance of biology and gravity.

"Aww what's this? You think daggers with no tips are going to be a threat to me? A sword with no edge... and is that an ax with a rubberized head? wow seriously cheap budget for you guys," Discord mocked as he gawked openly at the absurdity of the events before his eyes. He was the embodiment of chaos, and this was a bit beyond what he'd consider credible.

Then it got worse as they all snapped together to form a gun, "Friendship Beam Canon, Power up!"

"You joking? Seriously your joking right?" The scaled hybrid chuckled as he saw a huge ball of energy form in the center. Alright the Elements of Harmony had been reduced to a rainbow gun. Taking over Equestria and filling it with chaos would be easier than he thought.

Until pure friendship hit him in the face and returned him to stone.