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Auther's note: ...now how exactly did Mozzie and his wheelchair get up to Neal's apartment?
Burke's Seven
"Okay, hold it, hold it –"
"Lift your side higher – higher, Caffrey!"
"I am, just – watch the banister, watch it! Ow. Ow!"
"Aaaaah!"
"Not helping, Moz, NOT helping!"
"You were about to drop me!"
"No one is dropping you, Mozzie, now careful, careful, Jones, just a little bit..."
"I've got it – got it, Peter … Caffrey can you...?"
"This thing is amputating my fingers here!"
"You are doing this all wrong! You must –"
"Mozzie – quiet! Neal, more to the right. The right! And now Jones, with me on one – two –"
"Push, PUSH!"
"Now, and –"
"Almost there, almost..."
"Well, finally! Now? What are you waiting for, Neal? Injured man here, you could at least open the door for me."
"Moz –! Ach... Right, Mozzie, right, I coming..."
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"Peter? Did we just haul an electric wheelchair up all those stairs to Caffrey's rooms with the little guy still in it?"
"I know, Jones. I know."