"Why me?" Asked Jaune aloud as he sat down on a bench to catch his breath.
All that day he's been chased by people and all because he found Weiss's diary on the ground.
Not only has he been chased he's been pushed out window, blown up, trampled, and frozen.
9 hours prior.
'What's this?' Thought Jaune picking up a whiteish blue book.
"Last night I had a rather vivid dream about Ruby and Jaune." Said the book as Jaune read it.
'Wait, this isn't a book, it's a diary' Thought Jaune as he felt a chill go down his spine.
Turning around to see Weiss pulling her weapon out.
Jaune doing what almost everyone else would of done at that moment, he ran.
Running for his life still holding the diary.
"Hide me." Said Jaune running into Yang.
"Got ya." Said Yang shoving him into the janitor's closest.
"Where is he?" Screamed Weiss in rage.
"Where is who?" Asked Yang smiling.
"Where is Jaune Arc?" Asked Weiss getting more angry by the second.
"He went down the hall." Said Yang pointing in a direction causing Weiss to run off.
"Thank you. I don't know what she would of done to me if she caught me." Said Jaune letting out a breath of relief.
"So, how did you manage to piss off the Ice queen this time?" Asked Yang.
"I don't know all I did was pick this up." Said Jaune.
"Jaune, give me that book." Said Yang her normal angelic smile turning in to something devilish.
Jaune figured out why she wanted the book in less then a heart beat and of course he ran again.
"Ruby, if you help me capture Jaune I'll bake you a batch of cookies." Said Yang calling her sister on her scroll.
"Rodger that sis." Said Ruby though the scroll.
Jaune running turned his head behind him to see the all of team RWBY though Ruby was having difficulty using her semibalence due to the amount of students flooding the halls.
'Why is Blake chasing me?' Screamed Jaune in his head.
"Why me?" He exclaimed as he turned the corner meeting Ozpin and Miss Goodwich.
"Hide me." Said Jaune without a thought.
"Very well." Said Ozpin as he pushed Jaune out a open window like it was his day job.
"Headmaster!" Said Glynda as team Rwby ran past them.
"This was the fastest and easiest way for him to escape his pursuers." Said Ozpin walking as if nothing happened.
'Did he just push me out a window?' Thought Jaune getting up and running off.
As if some deity up above had it out for Jaune, the information about the book he had was spread across Beacon like wildfire among the students.
"Their he is!" Exclaimed a student pointing at the student.
"Suuuuuuch misfortune." Said Jaune running from the group of students.
After a few moments the number of students that were chasing him mutipled and Team Rwby joined back in as well.
"Be careful with these crate's their full of highly unstable dust that could explode at the slightest jump." Said Professor Peach from the around the corner.
Jaune just had a Horror Text moment, when your about to send a 'Private' text to someone and you realize your accidentally typed it to your mother, but your thumb has too much momentum for you to stop it, so all you can do is watch in horror.
But replace his thumb with his entire body and the phone with highly explosive and unstable crate of dust, all he could do was watch in horror as he ran in to the crate.
The explosion sent Jaune flying over the heads of the students chasing him only to land in front of Dr. Ooblecks classroom.
Due to the fact that is was a weekend Dr. Oobleck was running in and out of his classroom gathering research material trampling Jaune several time's before realizing he's been stepping on the poor soul.
"I'm dreadfully sorry my dear boy, I didn't see you there." Said Dr. Oobleck pulling Jaune to his feet.
"Hide me!" Exclaimed Jaune still holding on to that forsaken book.
Oobleck see's the large group of students rushing towards them before saying "Ah youth."
Grabbing Jaune, Oobleck runs off leaving the students the students chasing in his dust.
The effect of having Oobleck carry him was the same as riding with Yang on her motorcycle, just 10 times worse.
Needless to say Jaune went to the nearest trash can and threw up as Oobleck ditch Jaune.
'I need to hide.' Thought Jaune as he entered the best considered place to hide in the school, Professor Ports class room.
Sadly for Jaune someone was already in their and they were waiting for him, the instant Jaune entered he was froze into a pillar of ice.
"I figured you would try to come here." Said Weiss grabbing the book and leaving.
Yo, Cyril Darkhunter here, hoped you enjoyed reading.
Any one catch the reference I put in there?
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