Clary, unfortunately, ran right into Mayrse. "Clarissa!" Mayrse exclaimed. "Awww, you're not Jace!" Clary whined, slurring her y. Clarissa, what happened?" Mayrse asked. "Awww, its just a little vodka." Clary said, and stumbled down the hall, giggling. "ISABELLE!" Mayrse screamed. She followed Clary down the hall. When Clary walked into Izzy's room she can't say she was surprised to see Tessa and Izzy just as drunk.

Tessa pointed up at the ceiling. "Y-y-you see that white up there," she nudged Izzy. Izzy giggled and pointed up there too. "That, is the color of liquor from London. It's more god-awful than Thames, but it can get you good!" Tessa said. All three girls exploded into giggles. Mayrse just sighed and decided to go lie down in her room, and wait till their sober to punish them.

"OH THE SKY WILL BE BLUE! AND YOU GUYS WILL BE THERE TOO!" Alec and Simon screeched. Jace was about ready to kill both of them. They were singing every song from frozen. Jace pulled out his seraph blade and stood in front of the boys. "Next one of you who sings from frozen, I will personally kill." He said. Both boys shut -up. "Better." Jace sighed and rubbed his temples. "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!" Simon and Alec screeched at the same time.

Jace frowned, and said something that rhymed with 'ducking glass vole.' Alec started to fall over. Jace grabbed him, and dragged Simon along behind them. They were almost to the institute when Jace got a text from Clary.

(Clary italics, Jace bold)

Come to the institute cutey! ;)

R u drunk?

yes

Y?

Bc ur mom has a big booze collection

do u want anything?

Yes

what?

bunches of booze pick up all u see, for me Izzy and Tessy

OK only bc Alec and bloodsucker r drunk 2

really?

ya

ily ttyl bby 3

mmm k ily 2

"Hey guys, lets go to that booze store." Jace suggested. "What are you up to Herondale?" Simon asked suspiciously. "Getting booze for the girls." Alec said. Jace turned to look at him, he was scrolling through Jace's texts with Clary. "ALEC!" Jace yelled and snatched the phone from Alec. The man behind the counter looked at the teenage boys suspiciously. "Ya'll 21?" The man asked. "No," Alec giggled. He was rewarded with a slap on the head from Jace. "Double the price for under 21." The man said, and looked back down at his phone.

Jace walked up and down the shelves, grabbing whatever he could. The man looked up. "You kids sure planning on getting drunk." The man said. Simon laughed, "my girlfriend, my best friend, and Alec's girlfriend, all got drunk on Mayrse's supply. They cleared an entire cabinet full." The man looked up. He slowly shook his head.

Jace had his arms filled to the tips with vodka, whiskey, wine, and beer. The guy looked at Jace and sighed. "I remember when I could drink like that." The guy sounded wistful. "You know what. I'll give you a discount. No, its on the house." The guy said and packaged all the liquor. "You kids have fun," he winked and sent them out of the store.

I WANT TO SAY THX TO THE LIIKE 5 PEOPLE WHO FAITHFULLY READ THIS. PLEASE REVIEW, I WANT SOME, I HAVEN'T HAD ANY.

REMEMBER:

KILL THE DUCKS, IN HERONDALE WE TRUST~ ELLE