More mindless nonsense.
Death should not have taken thee
Roy sighed as he sat at his throne. He watched as Micheal rushed up to him.
"Roy!" He was stressed and tired.
"Babe... I'm the king." He was glaring back at him.
"You're lucky I love you, king Koma. But they took the princess and won't give her back." The fox scratched his chin.
"So, send the hero." The lynx deadpanned.
"There isn't one." The fox sighed and rubbed his temples.
"Got it! You be the hero!" Micheal fell over, he was no hero. He lead the way to the armory to give him some equipment.
"Just go inside and get a sword or somethin'." Roy lazily brushed him off. The lynx attempted to open the door, but found it to be locked.
"I can't get in." Roy sighed, he pushed the lynx aside and attempted to jimmy the lock. After five hours, he managed to break down the door.
"Now get your shit ready."
One failed battle later
"Dammit! How could you die!" The fox king yelled at the lynx for getting a game over. Micheal had a bandaged on his cheek, but everything else seemed normal, despite dying at the hands of the enemy.
"I'm no hero, but I think I should add. Wanting a hero played right, you should just play it yourself!" The fox rubbed his head.
"Eh what the hell, might as well. Our ratings will sky rocket after this."
"...Wait, what the...?" Micheal realized that Roy was slightly aware of the story they were in.
Another failed attempt later
"Fuck it, the princess is dead to us." Roy complained. Micheal sighed as he stood by his side and just watched the castle stay exactly the same. No consequences whatsoever for failing to save the princess.
A very Dark Kat Christmas
The whole group smiled as they exchanged gifts and laughed by the Christmas tree. Even the villains were having fun with the SWAT Kats and our four high schoolers. But when it came to Dark Kat's presents, everything went downhill.
"This one is for the fox." Roy ravaged through the wrapping.
"Oh boy, I got a... A TOY TRUCK!?" Memories of the never ending nightmare returned, including having to get hit by the very truck this toy was modeled after.
"Oh c'mon, I know you like trucks." The fox was nearly crying. Baldo was given a butterknife, Razor got a coupon, Chance got a pair of bee boxers, and Micheal got some bandages. "One present left, and it's Cody's." Said tabby sweat dropped.
"No no, it's ok. It's the thought that counts." He refused his gift.
(Later that day)
MikeBlazeSinian and Komamura's son were idly chatting.
"So, did you give Cody his own chapter arc in the story?"
"Yeah." Koma answered.
"Did you remember to put who it was from?" Mike added. A minute gone by with complete silence.
"SHIT!"
Enchanted Ring
The deputy mayor sighed as she stared off into the distance. The fox noticed her and asked what was wrong.
"So what's up your ass today?"
"Well, ever since I got this breast reduction, men have been avoiding me for weeks." She whined.
"Well, ya gotta remember that most men think about big boobs nonstop."
"Yeah, but it sucks to know they were only nice to me because of some chest fat."
"Then get the 'Big-boobs-when-your-in-the-mood ring'. It's enchanted to make them bigger whenever you feel like having them." Roy watched as Callie stared at him.
"They seriously have those?"
"Yup." The deputy mayor pulled out her phone.
"Fuck it, I'm ordering two."
"Why two?"
"One for each boob." The fox rolled his eyes.
Three to four business days later...
Callie was sitting in her bathtub, a peeping tom kat in clear view by her window. She put the ring on. Her breasts majorly increasing in size.
"Big boobs."
"I love you!" The creeper yelled from the window. Callie removed the ring. They began to shrink back to normal size.
"Small boobs."
"I don't love you..." The same process repeated for five minutes, until...
"Ultra-humongous-ginormous boobs!" Her breasts expanded to fill up the whole tub. The peeping tom kat's head exploding from the amount of blood rushing to it at once.
"This thing is awesome!"
Bacon wrapped hotdogs
"Maybe he'll go away if I ignore him..." Chance muttered to himself when he saw Roy holding a hotdog with a way too happy face.
"Chance, you gotta try these bacon wrapped hotdogs!" The tabby growled, having the hotdog repeatedly poking his cheek.
"Roy... stop it, I said STOP IT!" From his outburst, the entire Salvage Yard blew up. The two were covered in ashes, the bacon wrapped hotdog still in one piece and untouched by any damage. Cody emerged from the rubble and stared at the two.
"What are we going to do when Jake gets home?"
Levels means nothing
"Go, Scizor!" Jake sent out his level 90 Scizor. The fox sighed.
"Go, Hope." Roy sent out his level 57 Togekiss. The fox had the first move, he ended up using Air Slash. Only a small amount of health went down for Scizor.
"Hah, now use-"
The foe's Scizor flinched!
"Never mind, next turn for sure!" Jake's Pokémon being very slow, still had to succumb to yet another Air Slash, bringing upon another flinch. The exact next turn went out with, you guessed it, Air Slash and Scizor flinching. Bringing his health down to the halfway marker. The cinnamon tom was grinding his teeth. That was the third time in a row.
"There's no way you can be that luck-"
The foe's Scizor flinched!
"Motherfucker!" He cursed at the very unlikely coincidences. He sighed as he saw the all too familiar words appear again. The whole battle ended by the hands of Air Slash. "I'm done." Jake, frustrated left as soon as his Scizor fainted. (This actually happened to me yesterday, I love my Togekiss!)
Insane Mario Song
Cody was bored one day and began looking at random videos. He found one of an old Super Mario World video labeled 'Insane Mario Song, Dorkly Video'. Feeling bored enough to watch it, the tabby clicked the video and began watching. He began watching in utter amazement,
"Holy shit this is amazing." Curious to what he was watching, Roy and Baldo peered over his shoulder. All the sound effects of Mario going through the custom level was becoming a complete medley of a various songs.
"That must've taken forever to time correctly." The human gasped. After the video was done, which was eleven minutes long, the three were speechless.
"Bowser must be so pissed right now." The fox broke the silence.
"What do you mean?" The tabby looked at him.
"Think of it this way, Mario not only obliterated his whole Koopa Troop, but he made a fucking musical out of it." Silence followed after his comment. "Mario is truly a monster, he killed like ten innocent baby Yoshi in there." With that said, the fox left, leaving them to wonder about it. (Seriously, watch that video, it's that amazing!)
That's all for today. I guess Leon's happy now.