When Callie discovered Yaoi

One day the Deputy Mayor visited Felina in her home. Though her friend had to leave before she arrived and didn't tell her. So Miss Briggs was just wandering through Felina's home trying to look for her. Eventually she was in the Lieutenant's room.

"Felina, are you here?" She eyed the desk with a laptop on it, seeing that it was still on. "Guess she left it on before she left." Taking a seat at the chair in front of it, Callie stared at what Felina was looking at.

"Is that... T-Bone and Razor? W-What are they doing? What happened to their pants!? What is this!?" She gasped and began breathing heavily. "FERAL, WHAT'S HE DOING THERE?! THREESOME! OHMIGAH!" Her breaths became more short and more periodic. "WAI IS T-BONE DRINKING MILK OFF OF RAZOR!?

She began to freak out eventually floating up in the air while making a death defying scream that oddly sounded just like a fax machine. Eventually going through the walls and floor.

Felina walked in with Baldo and a random friend while each held random objects in their hands.

"Look at all the cool stuff I got!" Felina smiled.

"And at really low prices!" Baldo added. Though they stopped smiling when they heard strange 'KYAAAAS' in the distance. Callie phased through the wall and was screaming her head off while still floating through the room. A scream that will haunt everyone in their sleeps. Eventually Felina punched Callie and brought her back to reality.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?"

"You sicken me..."


Spell training

Roy sat at his throne as usual, admiring how quiet it was. Until of course Micheal ran in with more news.

"King, I found a way we can save the princess!"

"Wait, she's still alive? You think they would've killed her after a month." The fox added while the lynx sweat dropped.

"Well, yeah she is. But we can learn magic and burst through their gates and save the princess." The fox waved his scepter, casting a fireball.

"Already have an enchanted scepter, I don't need to learn magic, but you can, babe." Roy smiled as he looked at his love.

"Oh, I'm ahead of you, let me show you what I can do. Holit!" A white orb was sent hurtling towards the wall and exploded on contact, the lynx continued to send them and eventually destroyed the entire wall.

"That was awesome, but you kept spamming the same spell."

"Well, it was the only one I could afford and learn." The fox sighed.

"Well the only thing you're doing with the spell is spelling out stupid... All you're doing is sending out your white balls to go out and explode." Upon hearing his analysis of his attack, the lynx began to blush. "But I oddly like it..." Again, Micheal felt his cheeks get flushed with blood.

"W-Well, I don't know what to say."

"Come here." Roy ordered, the lynx didn't hesitate to follow the command and made his way to his lover. The fox cupped his cheek and smiled.

"You're going to have to rebuild that wall." Micheal felt his pulse return to normal as he deadpanned. Then an impulsive thought popped in his mind, he leaned in and whispered in his ears.

"Or you can have someone else fix it while we put on a show." The seduction in his voice caused the fox's head to be knocked back by the full force of a massive nosebleed. "Gotcha!"


Yuukei Yesterday (Yesterday Evening)

The lynx sighed as he walked towards the school in the morning, headphones on and blasting music as seemed to glare daggers at everyone. 'If these people don't like seeing me look so grumpy, they don't have to stare.'

"Hey, Good morning!" A voice shouted, even with his music, the voice was still clear to him. Looking over to the sound of the voice, he saw the fox with a smile trying to greet him. Roy stretched side to side, his seemed a bit messy, but it was his usual style to have it like that. Though Micheal never would've admit it, he actually liked seeing him so cheerful and such. 'If he just looked me in the eyes, maybe we'd fall in love-No wait, I'm not into that stuff.'

"Hey Micheal, does this drawing look good?" The fox shoved his sketchbook in front of the lynx to show a detailed picture of himself dousing off in class.

"Uh-It looks nice." Every moment they would speak, Micheal would start scowling and even stutter with his words. After class the lynx would bang his head against the wall asking himself why the hell he was going crazy with these feelings.

Even so he felt he knew the reason why and called himself a fool. The next day he thought of a plan to get Roy's attention. By playing hard to get! He put on his headphones and waited for him to say something. Though eventually Micheal rose from his desk and felt his whole world turn upside down after realizing his mistake. Roy stared in a bit of shock, but amusement. The lynx's headphones weren't even plugged in. Micheal locked eyes with Roy and felt the blood and embarrassment show on his face. 'dammit I can't say anything! Not even how much I hate that face he has!'

The next day

This time the lynx was ready, he was going to say it to Roy no matter how much it would kill him inside. He watched as the fox was about to take a seat.

"Wait I need to tell you something." Micheal stopped him from sitting. Roy smiled at him.

"You look like you're having a good day." The lynx blushed and glared a bit.

"Do you just not comprehend my hate or should I just count all the reasons?"

"Sorry, you just look incredibly happy today." The lynx began to pinch on his cheeks.

"I hate this type of cheeky kind of person!" He sighed mentally, knowing he failed another day.

The very next day

This time the lynx was certain he would do it today. This time during P.E. while they were running on the track. The fox was way ahead, but Micheal was using every bit of energy he had to reach him. Though by the time he made it to him, he collapsed on the ground from exhaustion.

"Fuck it, I'm gonna die alone..." He gasped as he fell unconscious.


Ok that last one was yet another Kagerou Project song... Honestly, when I heard Yuukei Yesterday and watched that video. It screamed the way those two first acted together. Dammit Kagerou! Why do you make such great songs!