AHAHAHA! I'M BACK GUYS!

Chapter 2 up and raring to go!

Warning: It's still going to be language. I really should stop swearing so much...

Disclaimer: Naruto is currently being kept captive in my basement, but I still don't own Naruto. Damn.

Here we go!

Jade P.O.V

Oh good god my head! This sucks, it feels like I got punched in the face at Muay Thai training again. I rubbed at my face and tried to sit up, instantly pain washed over my body...maybe not..

As I lay there I realised I felt really cold and–was I wet!? Okay who the fuck poured water all over me? It was funny when I fell asleep at Meagan's sleepover, but this is bullshit. I'm freezing! I'm gonna come down with the flu!

I sneezed and groaned as pain wracked my body, I felt drained of energy, which was strange because I'm normally a stamina freak and I don't remember doing anything...strenuous... What was I doing before? I remember it was a Wednesday, I had school and at school-I BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF MONIQUE! I WAS SUSPENDED! OH MY GOD MUM'S GONNA KILL ME!

Breathe Jade it'll be ok, just remember what happened after that. You were suspended then? Oh yeah, Lily came to my house to watch the newest episode of Naruto and then we watched the episode after the Chunnin exams...HOLY MOTHER OF RAMEN! The blue, swirling portal of doom! Lily and I was sucked into that son of a duck and sent...where?

Slowly I cracked my eyes open, then instantly shut them again as I felt drops of liquid plough into them. Trying again, squinting this time, I saw a grey sky above me. That explains the drops and the feeling of wet, it was raining pretty heavily out here. Wait. Why am I outside!?

Pushing past the pain I sat up and slumped slightly as a weight settled onto my back. What the fuck was that? Twisting around I saw a curtain of wet, black stuff clinging to me. I screamed and grabbed at the substance, I pulled it and yelped as I felt a sharp pain against my scalp. Rubbing my head I pulled the substance around to my front. It was wet, but felt surprisingly soft. It was straight-edged, it had almost locks coming of in sharp points and the points were tinged with red.

I studied the substance closely and gave a softer tug, again a pull was felt at my scalp. Scalp... scalp... WAS THIS MY HAIR! I shrieked and jumped up, only to stumble at the added weight and exhaustion on my body. Red slip into my eyes as I flopped on the ground, I bit back a scream. Blood? No it was too soft and it stopped just at the tops of my eyes. Touching it, it felt the same as the black stuff that was my hair, did I have a red fringe? I mean before I had a right flicking fringe, but that was brown.

Deciding to freak out about this later I studied my surroundings. Tall trees surrounding me and the clearing of grass I was in. Rain poured down and looked like it had done so for a while. Gazing around the clearing I noticed a white and purple...thing lying on the ground next to me.

Noticing a rise and fall of the thing I decided that it was alive and in my best interest to poke it. It was soft, squishy and making strange moaning noises. Poking it again a pale arm flopped out onto me, resulting in me slapping it as hard as I could.

"Son of a-"

"Lily!" I squealed and threw myself onto the now awake girl. She struggled slightly then groaned, "damn my head. It feels like someone played footy with it and my body feels so, uggghhhh."

I shook my head at her stupid way of summing up how she felt, "retard," snickered. She finally decided to move and pushed me off her back where I was laying. As she pushed herself into a sitting position I realised something.

"Lily..."

"Mmmm?"

"Why exactly do you have white hair and a purple fringe? I mean your hair is longer and your fringe is now purple." Lily had an opposite flicking fringe to mine, meaning it flicked to her left.

Lily scoffed at my comment, "white and purple hair, nice try dumbass. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it works!"

"yeah, fuck you to," I grumbled, " don't believe than actually look up." She instantly turned her head to the sky, "you're fucking hilarious," I deadpanned. "Look at me I mean," she finally turned to me and I took great satisfaction at seeing her eyes widen in shock. Her eyes THAT WERE RED! (Looking back I reckon my face was just as stupid as hers.)

"Jade your eyes are purple and all creepy glowy,"

"Well your eyes are red so there!"

We sat there for a moment trying to comprehend what was said to each other.

"MY EYES ARE WHAT NOW!?"

We winced at the dual scream that we emitted then. "Your eyes are red, your hair is white and looks wavier than normal. The lock ends are purple just like your fringe. Your hair now also reaches the middle of your back," I hope that explained what she looked like since we don't have a mirror handy. Lily merely blinked and replied steadily, "your eyes are purple, your hair is black with red locks that are sharp. Your hair also reaches your ass." I frowned at this, "don't diss the hair, just 'cos your jealous don't take it out on my fabulous looks!" I flicked my hair and winked flirtatiously at her.

Laughing she winked back and we both began to laugh harder. I think at that point our minds were trying to take in this impossible information and laughing was a way to cope. Honestly I was hoping that it was all just a dream.

Slowly our laughter died down and we were left in silence and the steady rain. I turned my face up to the dark and depressing sky. "The sky is crying," I mumbled and closed my eyes.

"That's what I said."

Starting at the unfamiliar voice I whirled to face the person who had spoken. Noting Lily was also looking at the now apparent man I studied him. The first thing I noted that he was in all black, maybe he was goth or something.

"Are you a goth sir?" He spluttered at my perfectly innocent comment. "Not on your life kid," he stood with an unlit cigarette in his mouth and a nonchalant expression on his face. Trying to be cool eh? I looked closer at the somewhat familiar man. He wore the dark clothes and for some strange reason a cloth around his waist. He had dark hair and complexion, that bugged me, a lot. His face looked so familiar, if only my brain wasn't so screwed up I could actually think straight.

"where are we?" Asked Lily beside me, that was a good question. Obviously she can actually think right now, damn her ability to throw off pain.

The man frowned at this, "isn't it obvious?" Lily glared at him, "not in the mood dude!" He looked slightly offended at this, why would he? We always call guys we don't know dude at my school, it's better that saying 'OI! YOU!'

The man frowned again,

"Were in Konoha, the village hidden the leaves."

Instantly Lily and I burst out laughing, I pounded her leg as I tried to control myself, but seriously Konoha? "Pull the other leg, that one's broken," I chortled.

"So we're really in Konoha," begun Lily, " then who are you? The Hokage?"

We burst out laughing again but we were interrupted by the man again.

"No. I'm his son. Asuma Sarutobi, Jounin of Konoha shinobi corps."

We instantly stopped laughing and stared at the man. The cigarette, the dark hair and skin. The cloth with the sign for 'Fire' on it.

"Oh shit," was all I could say before I fainted.

And that's a wrap!

We haven't got into the proper story yet, but we know now that the girls are in Konoha, *le gasp*.

But seriously I'm pumped for writing about what happens next! Holidays are soon and I'll have all the time to write yay!

The reason for why Lily and Jade's appearances have changed will be explained later in hopefully a way you can understand 'cos seriously pale blond hair will definitely stick out unless you're one of the Yamanaka clan.

So til next time,

Ja ne!