The Kingdom's town
It was an average day at the castle, the king stared at the still gaping hole in the wall made by his lover. He counted down and predicted the lynx to come in any second claiming to know things to save the princess. '3...2...1...'
"Roy!" The fox clapped as he timed his countdown correctly. Micheal sweat dropped, not knowing why he just clapped loudly. "We can discover the enemies' weaknesses by talking to the peasants!"
"... Explain to me how peasants know the weakness to dragons, goblins, and army soldiers?" They stared in awkward silence at RPG logic.
"Just follow me..."
One hour later
Roy stood in the center of the castle town with his lover beside him, he stared at the random civilians and wondered about their lives.
"So I just walk up to any random guy and talk to them?" Micheal nodded, the fox walked up to a woman and asked her a small question.
"If you hit Cyclops in the eye, it'll be a super effective hit."
"Wow, I just asked how was your day..." The lynx walked by and said hello to a little boy.
"I like shorts, they comfy and easy to wear!" Micheal sweat dropped.
"Peasants say the weirdest shit..." The fox whispered to the lynx.
"And the merchants only sell gear and potions, not anything close to regular clothing or food."
Marking territory
Chance was just enjoying a nice nap on the couch when all of a sudden he was pushed off by Roy.
"This is my bed."
"I was sleeping on it!"
"Well, it's my bed." The fox snapped back. The older tabby thought for a while.
"Go ahead, sleep on the couch that me and Baldo made out on." Roy chuckled and stared at him with a straight face.
"Me and Micheal had sex on it..." Chance blinked. "And right where you were resting your head is where I cu-"
"You're grounded for a month."
Lasers
It was another night that Roy was sitting on the couch with Cody only to have the power go out yet again.
"Motherfucker..." The fox whispered as the tabby quickly pulled out the infamous glow stick from his boxers. A repeat of the first blackout continued, only the fox pulled out a laser pointer. He painted it around randomly only to find that the young tabby found it a bit dull actually having Roy entertained rather than annoyed.
"It's no fun when you join in..."
"That's why I did the 'Can't beat 'em, join 'em." The fox continued his own rave.
"Ugh, this boring now... Screw this shit!" The tabby threw his glow stick and watched the laser pointer disappear.
"There we go, now it's quiet." The fox sighed in relief, this being his plan the whole time.
Short... I know. But I can't think of anything! Anyways, love, ask away.