It's been 3 months since Panchito confessed his feelings for Donald and Jose'.
They were more than friends but less than lovers because they're still trying to make the relationship work. It was a typical Friday night where the three caballeros would watch an all NCIS marathon. Ari about to shoot Gibbs in the head when….Click! The TV went out.
Panchito rushed over to the screen and placed his hands on it shaking it violently.
"No! Why? Why now? Not when Ziva's about to come in and kill her own brother!" he yelled.
Donald just rolled his eyes and sighed. "It's just a TV, we can always get a new one."
Panchito turned to Donald and gasped like someone just punched him in the stomach.
"No no no no. Donald this is NCIS we're talking about! This is a crime solving, butt kicking, coffee drinking, Gibb slapping TV show. You just expect me to sit here and wait for it to come back on?"
"That's exactly what I expect you to do" Donald muttered.
Jose', who didn't really care about the TV because his beak was buried in the newspaper just kept on reading.
"Panchito…." Jose' said. "Let Donald go from the noogie"
Panchito looked up as he paused in torturing Donald. "How do you know?" Panchito asked surprisingly.
Jose' answered not meeting his eyes.
"I just do." He remarked.
"Well then if I can't pester Donald…." He said walking over to Jose as Donald fell onto the hardwood floor. "Then I'll just pester you."
Panchito grabbed the newspaper from Jose' as he played keep away with it.
"Panchito Pistolas you give that back right now." The parrot said calmly about to lose his cool.
Panchito smirked as he opened the paper and read a "daily news story".
"Breaking news. Cool, suave parrot from Brazil goes on a rampage for a black and white piece of paper"
"That's it!" Jose' screamed as he rushed after him. Panchito held the paper out like a matador does as he saw Jose' coming at him full charge. Quickly reacting he brought up the paper and Jose' ran past, hitting his face up against the wall.
"Ow! See this why I don't do stuff like this. Someone always gets hurt. "Jose' grumbled as he went into the kitchen to get some ice to soothe the pain.
"Sorry!" Panchito called after him.
Donald, who just enjoyed watching the scene walked up to Panchito. Staring at him from his hat to his feet. Basically checking him out.
"No you're not" Donald said trying not to laugh.
Panchito saw Jose' coming out of the kitchen and faked a yawn.
"Boy am I tired. Well Buenos dias." He said as he sprinted to his room and closing the door.
Yeah yeah. Good night" Jose' growled as he layed on the couch still pissed off for what Panchito had done.
"You ok?" Donald asked as he sat next to him applying some pressure to his bruised beak.
"Oh yeah. Sure if you call Panchito doing something crazy and me being stupid enough to go after him, then yeah I'm great" Jose' stated sarcastically.
Jose' sat up as he put the ice on the table.
"I'll just sleep it off. It should be gone by morning. Thanks anyway" Jose' said softly as he placed a good night kiss on the duck's pale cheek.
"Good night Donald."
"Good night Jose'"
Donald turned off the light as he went to his room and put on his Pj's and settled down for bed.
"Let's hope tomorrow will go better." Donald said to himself as he drifted off to sleep.
The next morning Donald felt something wet in his ear.
"What…huh?" The duck said still half asleep as he turned his head to see that Panchito had just given him a wet willie.
"Aw what the…Yuck!" Donald sat up quickly as he swatted Panchito's hand away and wiped his ear.
"Well how else was I going to get you up?" Panchito said innocently.
"You could've just tapped me lightly on the shoulder and I would've woken up." Donald grumbled.
Donald duck was not your average early bird. Actually he was never an early bird at all.
Panchito just sat there smiling.
"Everyone knows that's not true. You would've slept through a train robbery if it came by in here. Face it amigo I did you a favor."
"Oh yeah how so?"
"Well either it was a high pitched piercing yell or a wet willie." He confessed.
Donald pondered that for a moment as he shook the thought out of his head.
"Thanks." Donald responded.
"Now come on. Get up! I'm taking you and Jose' somewhere today and we don't want to be late!" Panchito cried as he ran out of the room.
"How does he sleep at night?" Donald muttered to himself as he slowly got dressed then slumped downstairs.
Jose' was already at the breakfast table. His hands rubbing his eyes as he yawned loudly and sipped his coffee.
"Good morning Donald" Jose' said groggily.
Donald was to tired to respond back so he just forced a smile in his direction.
Panchito was excited that he already made breakfast for them. Scrambled eggs with buttered toast and bacon.
After they finished breakfast Panchito led them to the car. Or more like pushed them to the car. Panchito hopped in the driver's seat as Donald and Jose' got in the back.
"Buckled up? Good let's go." Panchito yelled as he slammed his feet on the gas pedal. Cruising down 4-19 as fast as a rocket. Donald and Jose' screamed, holding onto each other for dear life.
"Donald! Tell Panchito to slow down!" Jose' yelled.
"Panchito slow down!" Donald tried to say but Panchito was to busy focusing on the road and changing the radio stations.
"What I can't understand you! Let me slow down." Panchito said as he eased up off the gas a little.
Donald and Jose's faces were plastered on the windows. Pain entered every muscle.
Jose' sighed heavily as he groaned. "I hate you."
Panchito grinned as he started to turn into their destination.
"I love you too!" Panchito said.
The men looked outside their windows as they saw a huge sign with Mickey on the right and Minnie on the left. That could only mean one thing. They were going to Disney.
Panchito stopped as a Disney tour bus went by to the Dolphin Hotel. Panchito smiled as he headed towards Epcot.
Once they found a parking spot that wasn't in the hot sun and taken by rude drivers they all piled out.
"Well we're here!" Panchito announced.
The three got their tickets as they headed towards the big Epcot ball.
"Wow that's a big golf ball" Jose' said.
They waited in line for an hour, stuck with crying babies, scolding mothers and pushing and shoving people.
"That's it! " Donald growled as he got out of line and went to get a soda.
"Donald wait!" The birds cried as they caught up with him.
Donald entered the cold, cool building and grabbed a paper cup from next to the fountain. They went their separate ways as they tried different sodas from around the world.
"I'm in love with Germany's" Panchito said.
Donald gave a retort. "If you're in love with it so much, why don't you marry it?"
Jose' and Donald cracked up as he was shocked.
"Ha ha very funny." Panchito remarked as he threw his cup away.
"I like Mexico's." Jose' gleamed refilling his cup each time.
Panchito stared at him with a puzzling look. "I hope you're not just saying that because I'm Mexican."
Jose' looked up at him somewhat shocked.
"No I'm not saying it just because you're Mexican. I just….like their soda."
After that strange experience they went to visit Norway and Canada, Paris and Africa and at the end they visited none other than Mexico.
"Here we are!" Panchito smiled as he stood in front of the building.
Donald's eyes went wide.
"Oh No! Not this ride. Anything but this one. I'd rather ride "It's a small world" a thousand times than this one."
"Take it from us Donal' if you didn't go sightseeing back in Mexico and just stayed when the concert began then none of this would've happened." Jose' teased.
Donald sighed in defeat for he knew that he didn't really have a choice. They got in line and sat in the boat as it started to move and start the Gran Fiesta Tour, and to make matters worse Panchito and Jose' started to say there lines as they remembered them.
"Excuse me have you seen a duck? Ay yi yi wrong duck bye bye!" Panchito said as Jose' shared the same expression as himself on the projectors.
"Dear god please make it stop." Donald prayed silently to himself.
They were coming to an end when they stopped, right in front of their concert.
"We're three caballeros. Three gay caballeros. They say we are birds of a feather. We're happy amigos….."
Donald was about to crack he leaned over to the person sitting next to him, meeting his eyes.
"Please kill me now!" Donald whispered.
The man just backed away and sighed, he too being annoyed with the song.
"Oh here's my favorite part!" Jose' shouted.
"Ohhhhhh! We have the stars to guide us….."
A star came down on Donald's head caused by Jose' who magically got a slingshot and wham! Donald got dizzy.
After 14 minutes of nonstop singing the boats FINALLY started to move.
"Thankyou." The duck said in hushed whispers.
"Well that was fun. "Panchito beamed. "But sadly it's time to go."
Donald and Panchito left the park as Panchito carried Jose' in his arms. The Brazilian
was tired after the fun entertainment of a long day.
"So….." Panchito whispered. "did you have fun Donald?"
"To be honest it was ok panch."
"Well I'm just glad I got to spend time with you guys. But the fun doesn't stop there. I just have one more thing to do with you guys." Panchito grinned a Cheshire cat grin.
"I know that look. What are you thinking about?"