Late as usual but ah well, new chapter, yay for me
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Warning: LANGUAGE ROAR!
Jasmine P.O.V.
Holy shit my head hurts.
No my entire body hurts.
At least I'm thinking.
What just happened?
I'm hungry.
Do I have school today?
I think I'm sick.
Hopefully mum won't make me go to school.
Wait I was expelled, oh.
Mum won't like that.
I feel like I'm being rocked back and forth.
This is really soothing.
What was I talking about? Uh thinking about?
Am I talking?
Oh look we're stopping.
This is nice.
I feel pretty chilled.
Am I on drugs?
Morphine is supposed to do this.
Drugs yay!
"Are you awake?" A deep voice interrupted my thoughts, it sounded muffled. Was he covering his mouth or something? Could he even breathe?
"Can you answer me?" I giggled slightly, "can I? Can I?" That wasn't normal for me, Jade doesn't giggle. Or am I Jasmine? I giggled again, "who am I?" I was shifted slightly, "to my information you're MoonDragon Jasmine. Twin sister to SunWolf Lily, and candidate for genin to Konohagakure," the voice spoke out again. Such a nice voice.
I was lowered to a hard, but slightly bendy surface. I flickered my eyes open, instantly a searing light burned into my eyes, "MOTHER-DUCKING SON OF A FEMALE DOG!" I slammed my eyes shut and moaned, my body ached, my brain was mashed, and my eyes were supernova balls of pain. "I advise you to not open your eyes yet," I groaned again, "thank you for that extremely late warning!" Okay so I was being sarcastic, but I'm a bitch when woken up, just ask Lily about the sleepover of April 2010. That was a nasty weekend, but we did have fun.
"I'm about to apply medical chakra to your eyes since there is a build up of your chakra there." A presence bent over me, Mr smooth voice, a hand was pressed to my face and warmth flooded through my face. I hummed, maybe getting injured isn't so bad if I get this nice feeling every time. The warmth disappeared and I couldn't help but whimper, but I like the warmth. "You're eyes are fine now," Mr smooth voice spoke as he rummaged for something. A cold object was placed to my lips, "drink," he ordered. Happily I obliged and drunk the sweet tasting water.
"JASMINE!" Lilys' voice screeched and I felt a warm body slam into me with a hug. "Lily," I groan and I get a tighter squeeze in answer. I struggled to sit up and Lily shifted back to help me.
I turned to where Mr smooth voice was, at least I think he was, the warmth there tasted almost like it was his. I couldn't really explain it, his presence felt smooth like his voice, but it was calming. It felt almost like chocolate, 'cos that stuff calms me down at I love smooth chocolate.
"Can I open my eyes now?" I heard a grunt in answer, I'll take that as a yes. I opened my eyes and felt them water at the sudden bright light, but they didn't feel like they were thrown into the sun. Blinking the tears away I focused my gaze on the worried looking girl in front of my face, I smiled at her and got one in answer. "Hey Lily," I began, "yeah?" I laughed, "chakra pulse bitch!" Gathering chakra into my hands I shoved the meagre amount straight into Lily and laughed again. She flinched back and dropped straight into a fetal position on the extremely wide tree branch we were on. I saw her bite back a scream as blue chakra flames began to appear on her stomach.
"JASMINE I FUCKING HATE YOU!" She screamed as she began to convulse, "WHEN THIS IS OVER I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" I simply laughed as she rocked back and forth in pain, the chakra covering her. She was handling herself well, she always did well with pain.
"JASMINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Asuma screamed from where he was jumping across tree branches. I shrugged, "might as well get it over and done with now, besides, we have a medic on hand!" I pointed to the ANBU standing nearby silently, his mask was awesome! It was white with navy pointed ears and swirling blue lines that led to a snout-like feature in the center. It kinda reminded me of Gaaras' Shukaku form. Anyways, I'm getting distracted.
I turned to team 10 who had managed to tree jump all the way here, how did Lily get up here?! I smiled reassuringly at them, "Lily needs her chakra and it only hurts for a moment." Asuma looked at me disbelievingly, "Jasmine you were screaming and convulsing, then you were screaming silently. You can't say you weren't in pain." I chuckled sheepishly, "actually I was hurting at the start, but when I was "screaming" silently, that was me laughing." Chouji coughed, "people don't scream silently when laughing." I chuckled again, "no really. When I'm tickled really hard I don't make a sound since I'm laughing so hard." "Really Jasmine?" Asked Shikamaru, "what about the convulsing?" I grinned, "even if I can't say stop, I can usually buck of my tormentor." I puffed up with pride, no one can pin me down for long, or make me say mercy!
"I don't believe you," said Ino, 'but~" she grinned wickedly and I felt my heart plummet. She advanced towards me, "I can run a test to check~" She jumped on me and pinned me down, she raised her fingers and wiggled them threateningly, "tickle time Jasmine~" I struggled but Inos' legs had my arms pinned and her butt was on my thighs, keeping me from bucking. "Tickle, tickle~" she jabbed her fingers under my armpits and began wiggling. I instantly started struggling harder and laughter bubbled up, "GODS INO STOP PLEASE! I SWEAR TO KAMI I'M GONNA BITE YOUR FUCKING HANDS!" She took one hand out to wave her finger in my face, "ah, ah, ah! None of that language!" She renewed her efforts and then began to tickle under my chin. By then I was choking out laughter and convulsing with silent ones, the choking noise died down until I made no sound. "Beg for mercy!" Ino called, "NE-VE-E-R!" I screamed, she tickled even harder and I squirmed underneath her weight, fatass. "Say you're my bitch!" She tickled behind the sensitive part of my neck, "I'M YOUR BITCH! I'M TOTALLY YOUR BITCH NOW LET ME GO!"
Thankfully Ino finally got off and I could actually breathe! "Gods you're such a fatass Ino," I groaned. A hand cuffed me behind the head, "you're my bitch for a day so you do whatever I say!" Ino had a wicked gleam in her eye, "you're a poet and you didn't even know it," I replied.
Unfortunately our lovely bonding session was interrupted by Lily.
"JASMINE YOU BITCH! HAHAHAHA! I'M GO-ONNA RIP YOU TO SHHHHREDS HAHAHA!"
I cracked up laughing, "SHUT UP LILY! YOU'RE DISRUPTING THE PEACE!" I got a shriek in answer, Lily hates being tickled as well. Team 10 was watching Lily convulse on the ground, but she was no longer coated in chakra. ANBU was kneeling nearby with flickering green chakra around his hands, and he was pressing down on Lilys' stomach. Medical ninjutsu is amazing!
Lily slowly sat up and slumped back down again, "fail," I snorted. A weak hand was raised and the middle finger aimed at me, I was seriously surprised she was conscious, but she did have a high pain threshold. The ANBU stood up and turned to us, "SunWolf-San will be fine as well as you MoonDragon-San. Your chakra coils have stabilized and are emitting a steady flow of chakra. You're core is also stabile, but you have as much chakra as a academy graduate." I nodded slightly unsurprised, ninja only trained in chakra for about two years before graduating. Even then, they don't do much of it from what I can gather from the manga. The children from clans are the only ones with any good amount of chakra, I probably have civilian-sized chakra. Here I was hoping for jinchurriki-sized chakra. Damn.
"I shall be going now," stated ANBU in his chocolate voice, and he disappeared with a flicker. Fucking awesome! I heard a groan and turned back to Lily, she was slowly sitting upright and was blinking against the sun filtering in from the trees. She had a more shaded spot than what I did! "That hurt like a mofo, why Jasmine? Whhhyyy?" Lily moaned and hit me softly, "weak," I snickered and got a punch in answer. That one actually hurt a little.
"As much as I love the little drama that played out," drawled Shikamaru, "I do want to get home at some point in time." It was getting darker, we woke up late morning and walked for a while, fought with Sasuke, met team 7, trained, set ourselves on fire with chakra and had a session of bonding. By now it was late afternoon, unfortunately I couldn't tell what time as I'm incompetent in telling the time by shadows. Only scouts can do that. And Bear Grill.
"Where are we going to stay?" Lily chipped in, "I'm so not staying the night at the hospital again!" I nodded, "amen sister!" Asuma looked deep in thought as the rest of team 10 waited for their senseis' verdict. Honestly I don't think there are many places we could stay unless.
A clan would take us in.
Someone in this team would take us in by the goodness of their heart. Or
We could find an apartment place like where Naruto lived.
Option C sounded the best. We were pretty much like orphans and Konoha often gave out payments to orphans. They also might not since Sarutobi was dead and he was almost definitely likely to give us it out of the good of his heart. Also the village was being rebuilt after the Sand and Sound invasion that had only just happened and funds were being used for renovations.
I can't believe we missed the chunin exams!
Asuma didn't seem to have an answer, "we're not getting split up," said Lily. He shrugged, "you might not have a choice." Lily glared at the ground and clenched her fists, I was mad as well. The village politics were so screwed up right now and so many orphans had been made that a pair of twins wouldn't matter. They wouldn't care about us, they would simply put us wherever it benefitted them. Worse, with Sarutobi gone the elders are in charge and their choices would be more severe.
"Anyway girls," began Asuma, "we need to get back into town and we can get something to eat. How does that sound?"
"BARBEQUE!" Roared Chouji and began tree hopping as fast as he could. Shikamaru sighed but followed him, Ino not too far behind. Asuma turned to jump but stopped suddenly, "you guys don't know how to tree jump do you?" We shrugged, "nope." Wait a minute..."Lily!" She turned to me with her eyebrow raised, "what?" I stared at her, "how did you get up here in the first place?" She blinked at me, but laughed, "I climbed of course!"
Lily P.O.V.
Sitting down on the plush couch I faced a drooling Chouji and a chatting Ino and Jasmine. Shikamaru slumped next to me and Asuma was on the end ordering a hell of a whole heap of BBQ pork. A grill sat in front of me and I studied it intently, I've seen it used heaps of times whenever team 10 was here in the show. You just fired it up and lined the meat on it, then you eat it when it was cooked, Seemed straightforward.
I watched closely as the meat was served and began to cook on the grill. I ignored the drooling Chouji and the chatting girls in favour to poke the cooking meat. I knew Jasmine liked BBQ pork, but I had never tried it before. Picking up a piece with my fingers I raised it towards my mouth. Just as the delicious smoky flavour brushed my tongue, the piece of meat was snatched and shoved into choujis' already bulging mouth.
I snarled and glared at the chubby boy across the table whose mouth was overflowing with the entire first batch of meat. I snarled again and slammed my foot into his solar plexis, Choujis' body did the natural reaction of gasping and opening the mouth to breathe properly. The meat went flying out of his mouth, majority of it had been eaten but there was around 6 pieces left. I grabbed the meat out of the air and crammed it into my mouth, chewing furiously. I swallowed the meat and decided I really liked BBQ pork.
3rd Person P.O.V.
Team 10 and the twins stood outside the barbeque place where they had just finished eating. Chouji and Lily were glaring at each other after fighting each other for the meat. The others were content to pick off meat while the other two were distracted by fighting. Ino already ran off because she had a shift at her family's florist shop. Shikamaru was saying his goodbye and dragging the fighting Chouji away from Lily, both had to get home before dark.
Then there were three.
"I really don't know where you guys could stay," said Asuma, "I would let you stay at my clans' compound, but only clan members can live there." Lily shrugged, "what can you do?" she held her arms out, "it's not like the answer will just fall from the sky!"
A yell was heard and Lily looked up in time for a bundle of brown and grey to fall on her. A large cloud of dust expanded around Lily and when it blew away, she was slumped to the ground with comical swirls as her eyes. Jasmine was too busy laughing to help Lily so Asuma pulled up the bundle that had fallen on her. A young man dressed in a brown tunic and long grey pants dusted himself off and bowed to Asuma, "thank you Sarutobi-sama!" Asuma chuckled nervously, "no need for you to call me that..." "ah, Makoto!" A young male with brown eyes and hair gazed through his bangs at the son of the late Hokage. Makoto was extremely shy and had no clue what to do around practical royalty.
"Makoto-san," began Asuma, "why were you falling through the sky and crushing one of my charges?" Makoto blushed and looked back to find a strangely dressed whitette lying on the ground with swirly eyes. He turned red at the fact that said girls' dark blue skirt was up round her hips. "Awww aren't you cute," squealed another voice, Makoto turned to find a blackette dressed the same smiling at him knowingly. "Look Asuma," Jasmine smirked, "he's blushing at Lily even though she has shorts on, awwww so naive!" Asuma sighed, "honestly red I don't know you're so mature with other genders, yet you're only twelve and act like you're nine." Jasmine blanched, "boys are icky, but I don't mind stating the obvious." She frowned at Asuma, "going back to nicknames, are we?" All she got was a shrug in answer.
"Son of a whale carcass, who hit me?!" Jasmine smirked again, "Lily's up!" Lily stood up and dusted herself, "now who's the dick who crushed me? I'm gonna castrate him!" Makoto shivered, scary girl. Lily swivelled to the new person standing with Asuma and began advancing on him menacingly. She was met to a palm in the face, "now, now Fang calm down," Asuma said with a cocky smile. "Screw you Asuma! My name is not FANG!" Jasmine rolled her eyes, "it's a cool nickname and at least you have one. Fang~" She was met with a killer glare.
"We're getting off track here girls," said Asuma. He turned to Makoto, "why did you fall off the roof Makoto-san?" Makto blushed again, "I was helping the repairs on the tea building next door and tried to jump onto the barbeque place roof because that's the only place you can get down. There are stairs there so I jumped to get to them and I, uh, I-"
"Failed absolutely." Put in Lily.
"I think he was going to use missed Fang," Asuma groaned, "but whatever." Makoto shifted nervously and peaked at the two look alike girls, "I can repay you somehow Fang-san." Lily growled, "stop with the stupid name! It's Lily!" Makoto squeaked, "yes Lily-san!" "Just roll with it Lily," drawled Jasmine, "go with the flow,, remember?"
"Uh Akai-san," Jasmine turned to him with a frown, "the name's Jasmine." She got a nod, "would you ah, like a place to stay or something? So I can repay you...I thought you might need a place since you are Saru-Asuma-sans' charge and the Sarutobi clan doesn't allow outsiders." He got a stare, "I FUCKING LOVE YOU WIMPY MAN!" Screamed Lily, "I would hug you, but I don't like human contact much." Makotos' face was steadily turning red, especially since Jasmine-san was hugging his face.
A clap interrupted them, "well that's nice and all," Asuma said, "but I'm going home and so are you guys!" He began strolling his way down the street, but not before calling out to the twins, "Fang and Red! I want you guys here tomorrow at nine! You can train with us until we find you guys proper senseis!" He disappeared around a corner and Makoto was left with two twelve year old girls, it was also dark out.
"Uh, this way please," Makoto scurried along the streets after checking the two girls were following him. "So Makoto," grinned Jasmine, "how are you able to get us a place?" Turning into the main street Makoto replied, "my auntie owns an apartment block and I live there with her. I do maintenance for anything that's broken for my job, but I've mainly been helping out the city repairs." They approached a building that looked vaguely familiar, "this is it!" Chirped Makoto, was it just Lily or did he seem not so...ball-less?
Makoto led the girls up three flights of stairs and to a door marked 24. "Here's your keys," Makoto handed the girls a key each from a large ring he had hanging off his belt. Unlocking the doors the girls were met with a relatively small apartment with a living room, kitchen, bathroom and bedroom. All were open and no doors except for the bathroom. Makoto bowed to them, "I'm sorry but there's only one bed, I'll bring up a futon tomorrow." He turned to leave, "Makoto wait!" Called Lily, "what can we do to pay off the rent!" Makoto smiled, "when you become ninjas you can pay rent!" With that he closed the door and walked down the steps.
Both Jasmine and Lily were gobsmacked, a random civilian they had only just met believed they could be ninjas! Maybe they could do this!
Both approached the bed that was tucked into an alcove in the corner. They looked at each other before darting towards the bed. Pulling and kicking they struggled towards the bed, Jasmine was kicked to the floor with a yelp and Lily launched herself onto the bed. She grinned down at Jasmine, "the bed's mine bitch!" Jasmine pouted and tugged at her, "we can share as usual? Plleeeaaaseee?" Lily sighed but rolled to the side, Jasmine squealed and curled up beside her. Lily turned to wrap herself around Jasmine and both girls quickly fell asleep in a bed with no blankets, in a whole new world.
"They're too fucking adorable."
"I'm glad you think that proctor-san."
"Awwww no need to get formally Asuma-kun!"
Asuma shook his head, "how Kurenai is friends with you I don't know." Anko grinned at him, "nai-chan loves me more than you, bleugh," she stuck her tongue out and pulled her eyelid down.
"Why wasn't I invited to this little party?" A bored voice came from behind where Asuma and Anko were sitting on the edge of an apartment building roof. "Scarecrow!" Cried Anko, "pull up some tiles and come watch two young girls as they sleep!" Kakashi eye-smiled at her, "don't mind if I do," he sat down next to the two and flipped a page in his orange book. Anko stared at the blackette and whitette sleeping on top of a bed through a window that was right next to them. "Look at them," crowed Anko, "the cuties are spooning! I am proud of the generation of ninjas this year!" She glared at Kakashi, "well not that brat you have scarecrow. That Uchiha needs the pole removed from his ass!" Kakashi looked at her briefly before smiling again, "at least I have students Anko-san." Anko glared at the jounin, "maybe I'll get some students!" "You need to be a jounin to get students, special jounin," Kakashi stated. Anko blustered for a moment before a broad grin crept across her face, "maybe I just need special circumstanced ninja!" She laughed wickedly and pointed towards the two sleeping girls, "prepare yourself gakis for your new sensei!" She laughed again as Asuma groaned and Kakashi continued to read his book under the crescent moon, while watching two girls sleep.
Jasmine and Lily shivered while they slept and curled themselves tighter, feeling a wave of fear wash over them.
HAHAHAHAHAHA DONE!
Yeah I've got my girls situated and ready to go! Anko is used fairly often for training OCs but I don't care 'cos I LOVE ANKO!
So the wave of chakra barely hurt the two girls, they were just ticklish. Now they have access to the pitiful amount of chakra they have yay!
The tickle moment between Jasmine and Ino is dedicated to Tamaramorgan91 for her interesting review and sno snuff.
Awesomely sweet as,
Bye!