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Disclaimer: Wish I could say yes, but how 'bout no. No Naruto for me

Warning: Language and Anko. Oh gods Anko

Lily P.O.V

Waking up to something draped over you and not letting you breathe sucks.

Trust me. I know.

The waking up with Jasmine lying all over me wasn't uncommon, (The girl had no clue about personal space!) but the crap taste in my mouth was new.

Since I couldn't move my arms to pull the crushing grip off, I had a job to do first.

Wake up Jasmine.

Okay so that didn't sound too bad, but you didn't see the aftermath of the sleepover of April 2010. Just ask Jasmine. It was horrible. The one thing I gained from that experience was perfecting the ability to wake up Jasmine. Or Jade as she was known then, that's kinda weird, she's not Jade anymore...It doesn't matter now! I need to get this fatty off me!

Jasmine was currently body hugging me rather tightly. She was curled up on my left and had her left arm and leg wrapped around me. Her head was somewhere near her neck indicated from the dampness that was around there. I really needed to stop Jasmines' drooling habit, it was disgusting.

Wriggling my left arm that was currently pressed against Jasmines' chest, I managed to get my hand onto her face. Bracing myself I took a deep breath, and shoved her nose up into her head. I waited for a while until she suddenly snorted, struggling to breathe.

As she flailed around to get her breath back, still asleep mind you, I hit a certain point near her left underarm. Jasmine is extremely ticklish under her arms, but I really didn't want her screaming on me. Hitting just above there made her wake up just a bit more.

Unfortunately not entirely awake. Dammit.

Her arm shot back and finally it was just her leg giving me a crush hug. Sitting up I grabbed her leg and twisted it until it became painful, she jerked it off me and at last...At last...I WAS FREE MWAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah life was good now. I got up and stretched, then wandered over to the joint kitchen just behind the wall that enclosed our "bedroom." I looked over the slightly dingy fridge and oven that resided here. I tested the kitchen sink to find that the water, although slow to respond, was clean and cold. I rummaged around the cupboards that were under the sink until I found what I was looking for.

I turned the tap back on and waited until my find was full. I carefully walked back to the bed where Jasmine was still sprawled out asleep. Gathering my wits I lifted the bucket over her head and poured the cold water over her. Ignoring the spluttering and coughing behind me, I set off to find some breakfast.

"I can't believe you did that!"

I smirked at my still dripping friend, "you really didn't think I wouldn't do that again after how effective it was three years ago?" Jasmine shivered in answer, "I told you to never bring up that night again!" I laughed, "what part are you so scared of? The part where Ella managed to find the stash of lollies you kept in your draw? Or was it when Jordy found your brothers underwear draw?" I laughed even harder, "or when your brother came downstairs and-"Jasmine screamed loudly, "shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!"

Laughing again I turned back to the pitiful breakfast of toast we had. Luckily Makoto had long-lasting food in the cupboards, even if there was nothing in the fridge. The toast was extremely dry as I chewed it slowly, it was the only thing we could have since I didn't know what the hell the other crap in there was.

After finishing our pitiful breakfast we tried our best to clean ourselves up. Meaning I splashed some cold water on my face and washed out my mouth. Meaning Jasmine tried and failed to get hair back up into the ponytail she had before. I was lucky since the plaits Ino had done were fine, and my hair was out anyway. Jasmines' tossing and turning had mangled the ponytail and pulled most of it out. She was not used to such long hair and could barely pull the heavy hair up.

Sighing I tugged the girl onto the floor in front of our cream, three-seater couch and sat down. I began untangling her locks and I heard her sigh I did so. Jasmine was such a cuddly toy when it comes to people playing with her hair. I relaxed as I ran my fingers through her hair, this was a normal thing for us. The only thing here either than the school uniforms we still wore that was familiar. I sighed again as Jasmine began to hum a favorite tune of hers softly, it was something that she had made up to relax her.

Jasmine may not have the best voice, but it was nice enough to keep me nice and relaxed...

Until our front door blew off.

Jasmine P.O.V.

Honestly I think I may have wet myself a little.

Jokes guys. I think...

Having your door blown off after waking up in a strange room is bound to make some people freak. I so did, but I was also a little pissed off! Until I saw the culprit.

A full grown woman with all the right curves stood in the doorway. A woman with a certain mesh fetish. A woman who wore an orange miniskirt and tan trench coat, with nothing else. A woman with amazing charms and a sexy personality. A woman called...

"The ultra sexy Mitarashi Anko is here!"

I could feel a blush come over me as I gazed at my kunoichi role model. She grinned as her spiky, purple hair ruffled in the wind that drifted in from outside. I could feel myself smiling at the Tokubetsu Jounin, gods was she awesome!

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING BLOWING DOWN MY FUCKING FRONT DOOR!"

I shied away from the feral Lily that was glaring at Anko, I swear there were flames surrounding her. She should get that checked out.

I saw a tick mark appear over Ankos' head, where the hell did that come from?! She growled and advanced towards Lily, "listen punk! I can, and I will, blow up the door of anyone's apartment!" Lily growled back and slammed her head against Ankos', "we just got here! What will we tell wimpy-kid?!" Anko pushed Lilys' head down harder, "I don't give a crap what you think!" Lily pushed even harder, "shut it bitch!" I swear sparks flew between the two fighting wome-woman and girl. Lily wishes she was a woman. I don't though. Who wants big, saggy things on ya front and you have to kiss boys, ewwwww.

Shaking my head of such thoughts I turned back to the cat-fight in front of me. Anko and Lily were slamming each others' heads down and fire surrounded them. Had they started a fire? No the flames were transparent and I had seen them more than once on Gai.

Coughing slightly I flinched as the two swung their enraged gazes towards me. I straightened slightly as Anko gave me a sly smirk before turning to Lily. She ruffled her hair chuckling, "you're not too bad gaki!" Lily swatted her hand away and pouted. Anko turned to me and leered, "you're not too bad looking gaki!" I grinned back, "not too bad yourself, the ever-sexy Anko!" I clicked my fingers and pointed my hands in a gun sign towards her, this was my awesome signature sign! (A/N: I actually do this all the time. It's just a compulsive thing to do whenever I talk to someone and I complement them. It's weird. I'm weird.)

I blushed again at the strange look Anko was giving me, I snapped out of it when Anko laughed again. "I knew I liked you gaki! Now introduce yourselves, I don't want some nobodies as my students!" Students?..."S-s-students?" Lily said incredulously, "we have our own teacher?" Anko slapped her back, "you betcha gaki, I'm a special jounin, a tokubetsu jounin! And I need special students, you guys are special cases, ergo..." Lily rolled her eyes, "ergo you get us. The special students," sarcasm was dripping out of that girl's mouth.

Anko clapped her hands suddenly, "lovely chat 'n all, but times-a-wasting so let's go!" With that she leapt out the living room window that was suspiciously open, "did you open that?" I asked Lily quietly, "nope. But really just don't think about it, it'll hurt your brain."

Closing and locking the door after shoving our school shoes on, we chased after the quickly disappearing, maniac, snake-summoning tokubetsu jounin that was apparently our new sensei.

Fuck...Yeah!

Fuck no. Where the hell were we?

Following a trained ninja seemed pretty good at the time, but I had forgotten that they could channel chakra to their limbs and I couldn't. Well I could if I was trained, but I have such a small amount of chakra. It is so small...

I was currently lost in the streets of Konoha which is ridiculously big! Oh and I also lost Lily along the way...This sucks.

I looked back and forth as I slowly made my way down the dirt roads. Everyone was busy with repairing the village that they wouldn't have time for a lost girl. I sighed dejectedly, what to do, what to do. I wandered the streets for another couple of minutes before getting fed up and going off the streets into a forest path. It was a nice, sunlit path that helped calm me down over the stress of being unable to find Anko. Being lost is stressful. I should have grey hairs from all the times I've been lost.

I blinked as I walked into a bright, field. Then quickly hid as I realized there were people there, and things were exploding~ I couldn't help but let out a small giggle, explosions are amazing~

"Who are you?" I couldn't but let out a small scream and slap away the speakers face. Breathing heavily I grabbed my chest, "dude do not scare me like that! Holy shit my heart is beating out of my chest!" I turned to face the speaker, and met the face of a disapproving Yuhi Kurenai. She scowled slightly, "no girl should have a foul mouth like that. Especially one as young as you!" I shrugged sheepishly, "blame my mums' road rage, hehehe." She looked positively stunned, that's right, ninjas don't have cars and only certain places have trains. Like in the Naruto movie, was that in the Land of Iron? I haven't seen that movie yet...

"What exactly are you doing here?" Asked an irritated Kurenai, I shrugged in answer. "I repeat, girl, what are you doing here?" I sweated slightly at the dark glow that surrounded her, "well Lily and I woke up, well she woke me up with a bucket of water but anyway, we had a terrible breakfast and then our door was blown up by a crazy kunoichi and I had to chase after her when she jumped out of our window...Do all ninjas do that? Anyway Lily and I chased her and I lost Lily and I also lost Anko! It's all Ankos' fault! And-"

"You know Anko?"

I blinked and looked up at the calmer Kurenai, "yeah she's meant to be my sensei." Kurenai looked at me incredulously, "Anko taking on students? But she's not qualified." I shrugged in response, "Lily and I are special cases." I got a giggle in response, "I feel sorry for this...Lily and you...I beg your pardon where are my manners?" She bowed slightly at me, "I'm Yuhi Kurenai, jounin of the leaf village and Ankos' best friend. You are?..." I bowed to her, "my name is TsukiDoragon Jasumin Kurenai-san. My sister is TaiyoOokami Yuri." Kurenai seemed to be a person who deserved nothing less than our "proper" names, "your name sounds very western Jasmine-san," questioned Kurenai. I flinched slightly, "please just call me Jasmine Kurenai-san." She smiled at me, a pretty smile mind you, "you can call me Kurenai-sensei than." I faked surprise, "you're a sensei? Cool!" I definitely didn't fake the adoration there, it's amazing that Kurenai-sensei could become a sensei so shortly after being promoted!

She smiled again and stepped to the side gesturing, "this is my team. Team eight!" A grinning Kiba was the first person I saw, "yahoo! Akamaru lookie here, a little, lost girl." Akamaru on top of his head yipped in agreement. I felt my anger spike, "I'm not a little girl!"I got a snicker in response, furious I drew myself to my real height. My mum always complained about how I slouched so much, doing this made me look smaller (it also helped me infiltrate the boys bathroom to help the year twelve muck-up day mwahahaha!)

I leaned slightly over Kiba, "see mutt I'm taller than you!" Kiba growled slightly, "girlie I ain't a mutt!" I laughed spitefully, "you could've fooled me, mutt." He snarled in my face and boy was I surprised when he jumped me. I yelped in surprise as I was tackled into the ground by a main character.

Not really knowing what to do I just followed what I would normally do, punch the teme.

I growled at him, but stopped as I realised I was copying him, "don't call me a mutt when you growl as well!" Yelled Kiba as he pinned me down by the arms. Realising I was in a compromising situation I yelled the first thing that came in my head, "HELP! HELP! RAPE! SOMEBODY GET THIS MALE SEX TOYER OFF ME!" Kiba flinched as his sensitive ears got hit by my loud voice, hahaha suck it!

"Male sex toyer?" He asked, I shrugged, "it was the first thing that came out of my head." I got a strange look in return, I've been getting those lately. He stood up and held his hand out, I grinned and took the helping hand to pull me up. "I'm Inuzuka Kiba," I was met with a canine filled grin. I gave one in return, "MoonDragon Jasmine, pleasure to meet you," I curtsied mockingly, luckily Kiba caught on. He bowed deeply, "the pleasure's all mine my lady," he looked up with the constant grin across his face.

"So you do have manners Kiba, I did not know," said a monotone voice from behind. "Why," continued Shino, "because you have never showed such skills before." Kiba punched him playfully, "Shino you weirdo! Not a cool way to introduce yourself to a lady man!" Shino looked at him before turning towards me with a slight tilt of his body, "Aburame Shino." I smiled hesitantly, "Mo-"

"I know you're name TsukiDoragon-san."

"Ah you don't need to be so formal Shino-san," I said nervously. So cold and formal. Shino just tilted his head and turned away, rude much. Ignoring bug boy I smiled broadly at the last team member. Hyuuga Hinata smiled back shyly, "Jasmine to you cutie," I stuck my hand out at her. She blushed deeply but looked at the hand with confusion, dammit they don't use handshakes here. I blushed in embarrassment, "you're meant to shake it like this!" I grabbed one of her hands and shook it firmly, wow she has soft hands.

Hinata squeaked at the sudden contact, but relaxed as I merely grabbed her hand. "Ano...H-hyuuga Hinata," she mumbled as she blushed again. I couldn't help but grab her in a hug, "aww aren't you a cutie~" I snuggled into her soft hair, "I wished I had a little sister like you!" "Oh thank Kami you said that! I thought you were a creepo lesbian!" Yelled Kiba and I looked at him disbelievingly, "don't jump to conclusions inu-teme!" Another snarl erupted from Kiba as he jumped at me again, "hime!"

Kurenai P.O.V.

I could only sigh as Kiba jumped the girl we had just met. Of course Kurenai knew who she was, Asuma had talked about the twins at their daily date of tea at the tea house. Not that it was a date or anything! Just a morning tea with a friend, alone. Not a date at all!

I sighed again as a dust cloud formed around the fighting duo and Hinata stood by nervously, not knowing what to do. This was going to be a long day...

Jasmine P.O.V.

I pulled at Kibas' now exposed hair after I pulled down his hood, but winced as he tugged at my cheek. Our other hands were busy in an arm lock and our legs were tangled trying to pin each other. I couldn't move at all and I knew he couldn't either. It was a tie. Dammit.

"Oh ho ho gaki! Gone for an hour and you've already got a boy pinned down and begging for mercy!" I couldn't turn to see Anko but I could laugh at her comments, "Anko-sensei it's a pleasure to finally, kinda, see you!" I could feel her chakra signature right behind me, cold like a serpents, but sweet. It tasted kinda like what I imagined dango would taste like.

I felt a hand clamp down on my shoulder and pull me out of Kiba and I's embrace? "come on gaki it's time to go!" I was met with a sadistic smile and dark aura, gulping slightly I felt myself shiver. "Where are we going?" I whimpered, if it was possible Ankos' smile got bigger, "to train your skinny ass into the ground!"

I heard Kurenai sigh as Anko began to drag me into the surrounding forest, I managed to wave sadly at the stunned team before we were swallowed by the trees. "Were going to have so much fun~" Sung Anko as she slung me over her shoulder and began tree hopping.

My danger senses are tingling.

Done and out!