Sup people who actually stick around to read this rubbish.

I'm SunMoon Kunoichi.

And this is the start of a flood of writing.

Yeah I was away on holidays and all that sno stuff, but here's a generous amount of chapters to make it up to you. Let us begin!

Warning: Language as usual and mention of Ankos' training methods *shudder*

Disclaimer: Watching Simpsons and I don't own that. Not watching Naruto, but I still don't own that.

3rd Person P.O.V.

"So what happened yesterday?"

Lily coughed, "um…..a lot of things?" She shifted nervously under the intense look of scrutiny she was getting, "it wasn't as bad as it sounds." Makoto stared at her disbelievingly, "you say she made her snakes constrict you and bite you when you weren't fast enough when you were doing sprints? And that's only the start!" He tapped his foot with his hand on his hip, even sitting on the ground he could do it! What the Hell?!

Lily mentally sighed, why did wimpy man have to be such a mothering type? She was not used to this at all! Sure Jasmine's mum was pretty much her mum, but she was one of the mothers who didn't baby her children and thankfully that included Lily.

"Wimpy man!" Exclaimed Lily, "it wasn't even that bad!" He scoffed in reply, "oh sure! It's not like I came in this morning to check on you guys, only to find you shivering because you're soaking wet! And Jasmine has bleed all over her pillow from that cut on her cheek! Kami damn it Lily! Jasmine and you have snake bites on your legs and arms, if that isn't bad, I don't know what is!"

Lily could only blink, "the snakes…weren't..poisonous?" She suggested sheepishly. "Anko-sensei said they would clear up by this afternoon, when we are continuing our training." Makoto glared at her, "I know I wanted you guys to be ninjas, but this is ridiculous! That is not training, it's torture!"

"You're telling me," mumbled Lily but shut up when Makoto glared at her again. "It is fine wimpy man," said Lily reassuringly, "we are fine." Makoto hummed indecisively, "I guess you're fine now…" Lily smirked at him, "of course we're fine wimpy man! We're kunoichi-in-training and we don't have time to be wimpy unlike you!" Makoto merely sighed, "why do you insist on calling me wimpy man?" Lily just smirked again, "it's because you are wimpy!" She softened slightly, "thanks though, Makoto."

Makoto's face heated up slightly, he could feel the blood rushing to his face. Keep it cool Makoto! He smiled at Lily, "it's okay." He then got on his knees and reached across to hug Lily. She instantly stiffened under the physical contact, but Makoto didn't notice as he tried to keep down his blush. He did notice though, when Lily began to hyperventilate and lean away from him. "Lily?" He asked hesitantly, she shook her head vigorously and wriggled out of his arms. She stumbled upright and grinned at him nervously, "I think I need to wake Jasmine up, excuse me." She then turned and disappeared around the corner, leaving a very puzzled Makoto behind.

"Makoto was here?" Asked Jasmine, "and I missed him? Oh man…" she pouted at Lily, "why didn't you wake me?" Lily choked on the orange juice Makoto had given them, "wake you up? Do you even know how hard that is?!" Jasmine chuckled, "it's funny when you struggle to wake me. You are usually so composed and shit!" The grin was wiped off her face when Lily glared at her, "I'm sorry!" Jasmine squeaked and bowed her head, "I'll just eat now." The two ate their breakfast in silence. That was, until…

"HAVE NO FEAR, INO IS HERE!" The front door slammed open and almost cracked the wall with the force from its opening. Jasmine squeaked and fell off her chair, choking slightly on the food she was trying to eat. "WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE KEEP SLAMMING MY DOOR?!" Roared Lily at the purple clad blond that sauntered her way into the twin's apartment. Ino grinned at them and posed, "who needs a sexy stylist?" She continued to grin even as Lily and Jasmine stared at her in silence. "What the hell are you doing here?" Lily demanded, "actually…how the hell did you get into our apartment?!"

Ino pouted, "aww you guys don't want to have fabulous makeovers?!" Lily glared at her, "no." Ino narrowed her eyes at her before turning to Jasmine, "are you sure you don't want beautiful, clean clothes?" Jasmine's ears twitched slightly, "warm clothes that aren't wet or muddy?" Jasmine's nose twitched. Ino grinned victoriously, "or even delicious food?!" Jasmine suddenly appeared in a great bear hug around Ino, "did I ever say I love you Ino?" Ino laughed haughtily, "no but you can worship me later!"

Lily growled, "I don't want to have you pawing all over me!" She turned her back on Ino, "there's nothing you can do to make me have you touching me!"

Ten minutes later

"How the fuck did I get here?" Lily stared confused around the rather swanky looking boutique she was in. Lily turned to Ino, "where am I?" Ino laughed again, "you're in heaven baby!" Lily bristled, "don't call me that you freak?!" Ino's happy look turned into a shadowed demon look, "what was that Lily-chan?" Her gaze had flames surrounding it, "you just volunteered yourself for first fitting!"

Lily let out a strangled scream as a surprisingly strong Ino dragged her into racks of clothing.

"This is going to be fun isn't it Lily?" Jasmine chirped as she looked up from the shinobi shoes she was looking at. "Lily?" She shifted hesitantly, "Ino?"

"GUYS!"

"Don't you look good!" Squealed Ino as she gushed over the sulking Lily, Ino smoothed down Lily's new clothes and nearly cried from how proud she was.

Of herself.

"I am just too good!" Bragged Ino, "I have definitely out done myself on your outfit!" She looked over the outfit she had picked out and nodded, "yes I am good." Lily groaned, "how many times have you said good in the last minute?!" She was unhappy that Ino had actually pawed all over her, but she's got to say, she looked pretty damn good. Ino had even let her chose the colours and the last choice of the clothing.

Lily's hair had been redone in its two plaits and her fringe was neatly sweeping to her left. She wore a single sleeved, red t-shirt and green cargo pants with pockets. Lots of pockets. The look was finished off with an ankle pair of the customary blue ninja sandals. It was a simple look, but it was really comfortable.

"I can't believe you're not letting me put actual sexy clothes on you!" Complained Ino, "but it is good enough to not make me embarrassed."

"Thanks," said Lily dryly, "I'm so happy that you're happy." Ino glared at her, "no need to be sarcastic and snappy with me!" Lily merely glared at her, "Ino…I am always sarcastic and snappy, ya just gotta deal with it!" Ino snorted at her, "real cute. I bet all the boys love it!" The duo glared at each other, almost snarling and hissing. Lily was first to relax, "respect for standing up to my glare. It's made people with more balls cry for their mummy!" She held her fist out to the surprised Ino, whose face then softened. "Respect to you to," she fist bumped Lily.

They smiled at each other for a moment until Ino brought up another topic. "So what about that scrap you call a bra?" Lily slapped her face in a face palm, "just….let me do this!" She ducked around some displays until she found some bandages, "I'll be back in a tick."

Shortly Lily came back out of the changing rooms, her chest was now bandaged and was easily seen because her top was another size bigger. Her hands were wrapped up to her elbow and she gripped her hands before pounding them together, "oh yeah!"

Ino blinked at her before pointing at Lily's top, "why the hell is it so…baggy?" Lily shrugged "I like big, comfie clothes and you don't need to sound so disgusted!" Shuddering Ino turned and walked away, "I'll just go grab Jasmine and get her made over!"

"Have fun with that!" Called out Lily as she began to snicker, "see you in an hour!"

"What about this top? Or this top? Oh cool shoes! Oh my kami look at these pants!" With a sigh Ino grabbed the hyperactive Jasmine, "even I'm not this retarded over shopping." Jasmine grinned at Ino, "nah I don't usually get to go clothes shopping so this is awesome!" Ino gasped, "no clothes shopping? Run free my poor, damned child!" Jasmine grinned at her before continuing her mad rush around the bountiful clothes.

"Are you sure you want to wear this Jasmine?" Asked a doubtful Lily as she stared at said girls' new clothing choice. Jasmine simply grinned, "I look sexy! Ino even agrees!" Ino nodded sagely, "she does look pretty damn sexy."

Jasmine spun around to show her new outfit, apparently it was sexy. Hers was definitely more elaborate than Lily's simple outfit, in fact, it was a bit over the top. Jasmine's hair was still in its high ponytail and her fringe flicked to her right. She wore armour mesh that went from her neck to her ankles and wrists. Over the top she wore a purple midriff shirt whose cuffs and bottom were lined with red. Her bottom half was clad with the black, spandex shorts kunoichi always seemed to wear, with a unique skirt over the top. A tan belt held the four-piece skirt up, each piece of the purple skirt was square and outlined in red again. They faced her front, back and both of her sides. To top of the look, Jasmine had a pair of knee-length, black ninja sandals strapped onto her feet.

"If we're done here can we go get food?" Asked a grumpy Lily, "you promised us that an hour ago!" A sheepish laugh came from Ino, "yeah I guess I promised!" She grabbed the twins hands before beginning to run out the door, "put it on daddy's tab!" She called out to the shop manager as she dashed past her, "see you soon Yamanaka-san!" The manager waved at the blond as she dragged an unwilling Lily and a surprised looking Jasmine to good knows where. "That girl," laughed the manager, "I hope those other two know what Ino-chan is getting them into."

"INO! ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS?!"

"OF COURSE RED IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE!"

"STOP YELLING YOU TWO! WE'RE. RIGHT. NEAR. EACH. OTHER!"

"Sorry Fang!" Ino bubbled with laughter as she balanced on the edge of the cliff the three were on. "Seriously though, you've been training with Anko-sensei for how long now?" Jasmine wobbled slightly next to her, "I'd say two weeks? I dunno, time doesn't really matter when you're being chased by snakes!" Ino laughed again, "exactly! This shouldn't even be hard for you guys! Besides I've done it before, heaps of times in fact." Lily chuckled dryly, "and that is so reassuring Ino," she gave a sly smirk at the blond to her left.

Ino grabbed Lily's hand in her right and Jasmine's in her left, "on three. One. Two. THREE!" The duo jumped off the top of the waterfall they were on in the Valley of End, screaming as they fell and splashed into the pool of water below.

"How many times have I told you…not to sneak off into the sacred monuments?!" Asuma groaned in frustration, Ino was bad herself, but after making friends with the twins, chaos definitely ensured.

Asuma did like the girls, he really did! But after training with that Anko for two weeks, their budding ninja skills were beginning to make them…..frustrating.

"You know what?" Asuma waved his hands, "I'm done…so totally done! Just….go." Jasmine and Ino high fived before racing out the barbeque restaurant Asuma had dragged them into. "Those two," moaned Asuma as he rubbed his temples, "I need a-"

"Drag?" Offered Lily as she held out a lighter and a cigarette. Asuma glanced up at her before chuckling, "I have got to know how you do that." He slid out of the booth and followed Lily outside the restaurant before walking over to one of the many benches dotting the restaurant district. He sat down and took the lighted cigarette from Lily, he took a deep drag before letting it curl out slowly. He sighed deeply, "that is amazing, but where did you-"

"Get the lighter and the cigarette from?" Smirked Lily as she leaned back against the bench, "I always have one ready…just in case. You don't need to know where from," she tapped her nose, "it's a secret." Asuma hummed at that, "of course it's a secret, you are a secret Fang." Lily let out a disgusted sigh, "why do you insist on calling me that name!" Asuma merely chuckled, "it's not just me, you let Ino call you that. Jasmine calls you that and so does Chouji." Lily frowned at him, "but Chouji is so sweet and innocence, I couldn't tell him off like that! Also Jasmine is my best friend, and Ino is-grudgingly-my friend also." She leaned her head back to stare at the sky, absently staring at the clouds. Something she had gotten into after spending some time with Shikamaru, one of the few people she could actually stand to be with for more than ten minutes.

The duo sat in silence for a while, that was, until a shadow loomed over them. "Hello my little Fang," purred a predatory, female voice as a hand caressed Lily's face. Lily shuddered slightly, "Sensei you know how much I hate people touching my face!" Anko grinned and licked her lips, "but it is so fun.." She picked up Lily and slung her over her shoulder, the girl lay there limply, already very used to this kind of treatment. "Have fun Fang," waved Asuma, "keep her safe Anko." Said women stared at him seriously, "I always keep my girls safe." She flickered away in a swirl of leaves that fell softly to the ground.

"Keep her safe Anko," muttered Asuma, "not just from others…but from herself."

"Are you sure about this Anko-sensei?" Muttered a doubtful Jasmine as she stared at the deep, blue lake that seemed to stretch on forever. "Where are we?" Asked an equally doubtful Lily as she looked around the plains that surrounded the side of the lake they were in. Anko ignored their questions in favour of pushing them towards the lake, "I know you've got enough chakra control for the tree walking exercise."

"Psshh wasn't that a fun event!" Snorted Jasmine as she let herself be pushed closer to the water. Lily let out a short laugh, "I remember you overloading your chakra so many times, you fucking exploded that tree!" Jasmine scowled at the sniggering Lily, "just because you got it straight away doesn't mean you can be a bitch." Lily stopped laughing, "yeah…sorry.."

"As cute as this is," said Anko, "swim my little fishies, swim!" She picked the two up and flung them far out into the water. Then she bit her thumb, blurring through hand signs Anko slammed her hand down into the water. "Have fun guys and look out for," Anko's face darkened, "the local wildlife." Jasmine bobbed next to Lily in the water, "I just know that something is going to go horribly, horribly, wrong."

A large sea snake burst out of the water, rising above the twins it towered over them menacingly and then hissed. Lily blinked, "I didn't know Anko-sensei could summon sea snakes…..or that her snakes could get so big." Jasmine stared up at the snake, "yeah…I guess we should do something." The snake hissed again before diving down at the girls, they screamed before swimming away frantically. "I fucking hate water!" Shrieked Lily as she forced chakra to her hands and scrabbled at the surface of the water. Her hands found purchase on the water and managed to get solid, she performed a handstand to dodge the lunging snake.

"HAHAHA NOT TOO BAD GAKI!" Called out a cackling Anko as she rested against a tree on the bank. Lily threw her a smirk before coming out of the handstand..only to fall through. "Not yet," muttered Lily as she bobbed around looking for Jasmine. "DON"T STOP FANG!" Anko yelled as yet another sea snake rose out of the lake to attack Lily. "Fucking hell," Lily cursed as she put her hands on the water and twisted away in a flip, she landed on her hands and began to walk on her hands.

"Hmmm not bad," mused Anko from the shore, "the hands are the easiest part of the human body to mould and control chakra in. She's obviously grasped that fact and has got enough control to do that much." She grinned at the sight of a screaming Jasmine, "that girl on the other hand…."

Jasmine was sprint swimming away, fairly well might I add, and was trying to outswim the sea snake that was chasing her. "WHAT DO YOU FEED THESE THINGS SENSEI?!" Screamed Jasmine as she backpedalled, just missing out on getting hit by a giant ass reptile.

Because every girl loves that happening to her.

Jasmine is an idiot, fun loving girl whose determination is something amazing, thought Anko as she observed the two girls struggle to learn the water walking exercise. Her chakra is more potent than her sister's I believe, maybe she has been doing chakra enlarging exercises….Anyway, she'll take a while longer to grasp this exercise compared to her sister. Speaking of Lily, that girl is one of the most antisocial girl I've met. She doesn't seem to like people much and I believe she has an almost phobia of water. She definitely freaked out when I locked both of them into that flooded chamber…

Anko smirked as she stared at her two pupils, she wouldn't admit it, but they had grown on her quite a bit.

I can't say I'm proud of them, they haven't been made into kunoichi yet. I can say though, I'm proud that I'm going to make the next kunoichi warriors…

Lily shivered and sneezed, "why am I always the one who is wet?" She let out a moan as another sneeze wracked her frame, "I'm so done."

"Cheer up Lil," chirped a slightly dripping Jasmine, "at least we're nearly here!" Another moan came from Lily, "I don't get why we have to go to Ino's! Wimpy man makes the best stew on Thursday nights and he promised me some!" Jasmine sniggered, "promised you some!" Her sniggering was silenced when Lily slammed a fist into her head, "shut up pervert!"

"How cute guys," drifted a familiar voice from above them. The twins looked to see Ino leaning out of her window above them, she waved at them and disappeared back inside to open the door. Jasmine skipped up the steps to the door, a door that opened. "Hello Ino~" sang Jasmine as she grinned into the doorway.

"Oh hello…" Said a man that definitely wasn't Ino. Lily slapped her face, "that idiot," she mumbled before walking up to the blond man in the doorway. "You must be Ino's dad," said Lily shortly as she stuck out her hand. She studied the scarred face of the man as he stared at her, "the name is TaiyoOokami Yuri." The man nodded, "I have heard of you and your twin, come in." He stepped outside and let the twins past, straight into Ino.

"I see you've met daddy," smiled Ino as she grabbed the girls wrists, "see you for dinner daddy!" She then began to drag Lily and Jasmine upstairs, not before Jasmine managed to wave goodbye, "see you Daddy Yamanaka!"

Ino whirled around corners of her house until she got to a door. She flung the door open dramatically before flinging Lily and Jasmine in, "here's my room!" The twins skidded along the wooden floors before hitting the bed, they groaned slightly before realising there was a pair of feet dangling in their face. They looked up to see the nervous face of one Haruno Sakura.

"Hi?" She offered weakly, there was an awkward silence until Jasmine broke it. "Hello there," she smiled, "we had a rather rough start didn't we?" Ino slid her arm around Lily and Jasmine, "yeah fore-Sakura and I are trying to be friends again. I realised after hanging out with you guys that I missed having girl friends-"

"There better be a gap there," deadpanned Lily.

"-And I decided we would work out our differences," continued Ino as she ignored Lily. Jasmine hummed sceptically, "I don't know if you guys could fix it just like that." Sakura glanced up at them, "Ino and I have been meeting up for the past week, just small chats and stuff." She seemed really uncertain and slightly shy as she looked up at the twins and Ino, "I would like to start over again. Please."

"That's all I need to hear," said Jasmine as she hugged the surprised Sakura. Ino laughed, "yeah she does that sometimes, it's so weird!" Jasmine chuckled nervously, the culture here didn't seem to have much affection built into it so Jasmine's touchy feelyness was a surprise to everyone.

"I'm MoonDragon Jasmine," said Jasmine with a smile, "and this is SunWolf Lily aka my sister!"

"Haruno Sakura, it's a pleasure to meet you," Sakura bowed slightly from Ino's bed she was sitting on. They were startled when Ino suddenly clapped her hands, "with that all done!" She grinned at them, "it's sleepover time!"

Yeah it was pretty bad.

I was really stuck at the start, so the time skip was added so I could start over in a new part. One of my reviewers said that the girls personality wasn't obvious enough so I had to change them a bit more.

Lily- Somewhat anti-social, sarcastic, snappy and a bit cold. Doesn't like people much, doesn't trust many people and has a fear of water (will go into this later). She loves Jasmine deeply, they're practically sisters. Asuma-sensei is someone who she does trust, alongside the rest of team ten. Ino is reluctantly her friend and often drags her around since Lily won't do anything because Jasmine likes Ino. She also likes spicy foods and using her martial arts to kick people's arses.

Jasmine- A bubbly girl that acts a bit stupid sometimes. She doesn't dislike much, but actually has a fond dislike for arrogant people (aka people like Sasuke). Loves chocolate, outdoors and Lily. Loves making friends with people, but only if she actually wants to. Can be surprisingly sarcastic and rude when wanted, but normally likes being somewhat nice to people.

Going to Ino's and meeting Sakura definitely wasn't planned. Really, I did not expect that at all…Ah well,

Ciao friends.