Okay so last chap was a bit sketch, but here's another chap that will FINALLY get into this story (hopefully).

Disclaimer: Haven't seen anything anime/manga in a week…what's happening to Naruto?!

Warning: I have no clue what's in store, but language

Lily P.O.V.

I wandered down the less travelled streets of Konoha, I had gotten pretty good at navigating this Jashin-damned maze. Who knew that you had to go around the block to get to the female side of the onsen? To be honest though, Jasmine dragged me there and then ditched me. That bitch.

I was dragged out of my thoughts when I heard familiar shouting. It was a male, so that ruled out Ino. It was loud as fuck though, but it didn't sound like that mutt Kiba that Jasmine liked to talk to.

I rounded the corner of a building to see that I was outside the I&T department. Anko had of course shown Jasmine and I where she worked. She had wanted to show us her actual work, but Jigsaw had dragged us out, much to my disappointment. This time though, Jigsaw was standing outside alongside his goons. His arms were crossed and he was glaring down at an orange-clad brat.

"Hey Jigsaw-sama," I waved at him as I walked over, "beating up small children now?" He sighed with annoyance, "I do not know this 'Jigsaw' you call me, but just shut your maggot mouth!" I snickered, "touchy, touchy Ibiki-sama. Have you taken your chill pills today?" Ibiki grumbled loudly before favouring to turn his glare back to where his previous attention was held. "You can't see him or the others, they are prisoners of war."

Naruto scowled up at Ibiki, "just let me see him! He needs to know he does have a friend 'tebayo!" Okay I was curious now, I sidled up next to Sakura and leant in nice and close…..

"Ne Sakura?"

She let out a girlish scream before whirling around, "damn it Lily!" Her fist collided with the top of my head and my face slammed into the ground, "son of a-"

"Don't you dare use that foul language around me!" Sakura lifted me up by the back of my shirt and I grinned wickedly at her, "whatcha gonna do Pinky?" She made a disgusted sound before letting me go, I slid down and grinned at her, riling her up was so easy.

"Why do you keep calling me that?" Sakura whined as she stomped her foot, precious isn't she? I dusted myself off, "you get riled up way too easily Sakura!" She growled at me, "I wish Jasmine was here rather than you, she's so much nicer!" I snorted before letting out a dry laugh, "everyone prefers Jasmine over me, isn't it obvious?" She shifted uneasily before smiling hesitantly at me, "uhh sorry. I didn't mean it like that." I waved her off, "at least you're getting better at saying sorry." I cut her off before she could say anything else, "what's got sunshine over there overheated?"

Naruto was still trying to get past Ibiki and his chunins, who apparently, dislike to be called goons. He was just getting pushed back like a leaf in the terrifying wind that is the head of I&T. I choked back a snigger before turning back to Sakura, "seriously though…what the hell is he trying to attempt?" Sakura frowned thoughtfully, "well he keeps on insisting that there is someone in there from the Chunin Exams that needs to know that he's his friend. I don't really know.."

"Why are you here then?" I questioned, "it doesn't seem like you are that excited or interested." She shrugged, "I was asking after Sasuke-kun and he just left me…I don't really know much about this part of town, only ninjas really come around here and I've only been a genin for six months. Normally you would be chunin before you would come to this district, there's only ninja industries here and stuff."

"What the hell do you mean?" I deadpanned, that wasn't enough information about this district. I knew that Konoha was actually quite divided, there wasn't a distinct one, but there was a division between ninja and civilians. There was the merchant district for civilians which somewhat blurred into the shops that provided for ninjas, I also knew there was a shared districts for buying foods at markets and housing districts as well.

"Well," began Sakura, oh crap it's lecture mode! "This part of Konoha is dedicated to ninjas who specialise in a certain profession. You know of the Interrogation and Torture department, this department is for those who specialise in-"

"Making people scream," I finished, "I know, I know." Sakura growled louder than before, "stop interrupting and listen!" She composed herself before going back into that insufferable lecture mode, 'there are many other departments in this district. One of the most prominent is the Strategic department, Konoha's greatest minds all work there to make sure in the time Konoha is under attack-or are in war-they have several strategic mauvers to help win the battle!"

I raised an eyebrow at her when she finished, "how do you know so much about this place, but can't even find your way around?" Sakura flushed deeply, "s-shut up!" I snickered, "got your knickers in a twist?" I dodged the customary fist that came my way before advancing towards the pouting Naruto and victoriously smirking Ibiki.

"What's going on Jigsaw-sama?" I asked innocently, "got a prisoner that won't talk or something?" I hear an exaggerated gasp behind me, "YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT HIT SASUKE-TEME! WOW THAT WAS AMAZING!" I winced at the volume, "geez brat, keep it down! I am literally two meters from you, you don't need to fucking yell."

"I'M NOT A BRAT!"

"Did I not just say, don't need to fucking yell?"

"Yeah well…"

"Just shut up…please." I kneaded my temples, Jashin this kid was so loud. I already knew Naruto was a loudmouth from the series, but wow, it really didn't compare to the real thing.

"I believe we weren't introduced properly last time," I shoved my hand out towards him, "I'm SunWolf Lily. Nothing more, nothing less. Call me anything else and it's a one-way ticket to arse-kicking-ville" I finished it off with a crowd killing glare that had little Naruto shaking in his ninja sandals.

Actually wait…that's not like Naruto.

Naruto actually shot me back a glare and shook a fist at me, "I'll show you an arse-kicking!" He let out a battle cry before throwing a rather sloppy fist at me, "take this!" I ducked around it with an incredulous expression, "why the hell are you punching me?!" He stumbled around and swept into a roundhouse kick that I dodged again, "no seriously..what the hell man?!"

Naruto jumped back, "you disrespected me, and I'll show you not to disrespect the future Hokage!" I looked at Sakura, "I say my usual greeting and he tries to punch me, what is this kid on?"

She shrugged helplessly, "possible brain damage when he was dropped as a baby? I don't really know, but he does this as soon as someone 'disrespects' him."

I thought back to the series, it was true. As soon as someone said something bad about his dream or him, he got real pissy and tried to punch whoever said it. I nodded at Sakura, "I could see that."

"Stop ignoring me!" Shouted Naruto as he charged at me. I grabbed his outstretched arm and flipped him over my shoulder, he landed on his back with a thump and I quickly flipped him over while I held his arm. I twisted it behind his back, "chicken wing noob!" He cried out in pain, "the hell dattebayo!"

"Dude, I was being me by insulting you, don't take offence so easily. Geez." I stepped away and turned back to Ibiki, "so what's going on?"

He shifted slightly, "we had three prisoners of war held for political purposes from the invasion of the Chunin Exams. You know the Chunin Exams right?" I nodded my head and motioned him to continue. "Yes well, gaki here," he pointed at the pouting Naruto, "wants to meet one of them. He says he's his friend."

"Wow I sensed a heavy amount of sarcasm there," I smirked.

"Why can't I see Gaara?!" Shouted Naruto.

Gaara?…..

Jasmine P.O.V.

"I feel like dancin', dancin'!" I bounced up and down as Kiba continued to piggyback me down to the training ground.

"Why am I carrying you again?" Kiba grumbled as he shifted me into a better position so I wouldn't slide off. I laughed at him, "now who was it that washed Akamaru when you guys used Gatsuuga and buried yourselves into the ground?"

"You said you wouldn't mention that again!"

"I lied."

"Thank Kami we're here anyway."

We entered Team Eight's training ground and I waved at Hinata as I slid off Kiba's back. "Hinata!" I hugged the shy girl, "how are you today?" She smiled meekly at me, "I am quite alright today Jasmine-san."

"How many times have I told you to call me Jasmine-chan?" I grinned at her as she tried to stutter out an apology, "it's alright Hinata, calm down!" I hugged her even tighter, "aren't you just the cutest?!"

"You tell us that every time you hang out with us," muttered Kiba. He then spoke louder, "why are you even training with us today?" I shrugged, "Anko-sensei gave Fang and I a day off, she said to do whatever the hell I want."

"And you're going to spend your day training?" Asked Kiba incredulously, "why in the name of Kami would you do that?"

"Because I get bored, I don't know anyone else either than your team and Ino's team, and I really just wanna try training with you guys," I listed off. I unlatched from Hinata and pounced at Kiba, "warm up spar!"

We began to wrestle on the ground, the usual. I managed to pin Kiba's legs down and we were now wrestling with our arms, "I'm gonna beat you this time mutt!" I laughed victoriously as I began to pin is right arm.

"Sick her Akamaru!"

I yelped as Akamaru tackled me off, "that's cheating you douche!" Akamaru's tiny teeth gripped onto my arm and he growled as I shook him vigorously. Kiba suddenly slammed into me, "your mine Hime!" His legs constricted my arms and he pushed my head back on the ground, "if you move," he flashed his long canines, "Akamaru will take a chunk out of your leg!"

I scoffed at him, "as if-" I glanced at Akamaru, "-no offence-Akamaru could take a chunk out of me! He loves me too much!" Kiba scoffed, "buddy here will do whatever I say!" Akamaru let out a yip and trotted off.

"What? Akamaru!" Kiba yelled after him, "c'mon bud, you're killing me!" He leapt off me and chased after the barking Akamaru, who suspiciously sounded like he was laughing.

"Bloody hell that was unexpected," I laughed as I stood up and dusted myself off, "at least I'm all warmed up now!" I did some stretches to get limber, "what are we going to do today Hinata?" I asked the Hyuuga as I paused in my stretches.

"Normally we do a well-rounded day of working on our tracking skills, teamwork and going over strategic theories."

"Gah!" I screamed, "don't scare me like that Shino!" I glared at the glassed boy who had mysteriously appeared behind me, "announce your presence man!"

"I need not," said Shino, "why? Because all good ninjas can sense chakra sources and should always be aware of their surroundings."

I rolled my eyes, I couldn't hold a single conversation with Shino, he was just too…..Creepy? Weird? Socially retarded? Anyhow, I just couldn't talk to that silently appearing assassin with awesome shades on.

Don't judge, his shades are awesome.

I gave an awkward smile at Shino before discreetly edging away, ever so discreetly. As I was backing away, I bumped into something. I turned around and looked up at the familiar face of Kurenai-sensei.

"Hello Kurenai-sensei!" I chirped before giving her a small hug. Kurenai-sensei was still a bit wary of me (I would be too), but she seemed to be the only person around here who didn't get surprised when I hugged them. Well Ino liked my hugs and Shikamaru didn't mind if I hugged him, too lazy to care but that's a win in my books to hug Shika.

"Hello to you to Jasmine-san," Kurenai-sensei smiled serenely at me. Did I ever tell you how amazing her smile is? Well it's all reassuring and kind, completely unlike my sensei's bloodthirsty smile. Holy shit is it scarily-insane.

I beamed at her, "so what are we doing today sensei?" She raised an elegant eyebrow at me, "are you part of my training now?" I nodded my head vigorously, I was so pumped up for this!

She looked thoughtful for a moment, "I guess we could have a lesson on genjutsu…I was going to do that at a later time, but I think it will be more benefitting if we learnt now. I know Anko won't have much to do with genjutsu, she only uses concealing genjutsus for espionage and assassinations. Something I hope she hasn't been doing with you?" Kurenai-sensei's piercing gaze went through me, I was suddenly compelled to tell her all about the training Anko-sensei had put us through. I couldn't though, Anko-sensei said we weren't to tell anyone of our training secrets.

I closed my eyes and tried to gather my thoughts, I now knew what memory she wanted. It was one of the more gruelling and painful days….

Flashback no jutsu

I panted lightly, I was so tired and sore, I just wanted this day to end! Lily and I had only been under Anko-sensei's tutelage for around…..

"C'mon maggots! You've been training under me for nine days now, what the fuck are you doing!?"

There you go. Nine days of pain and humiliation, at least there was some results.

Anko-sensei has been saying our body was weak and its reflexes were pitiful at best. I thought my body was pretty tough and had heaps good stamina, I thought that maybe this wasn't too bad of a training session.

I was wrong.

My body was a weak, little puppy who was lost and clueless as Kami-knows-what was thrown at it. Cuts and bruises was a best friend who never, ever left me! Sometimes though, Anko-sensei thought it might be fun to just…up the stakes a little. Ergo, she would have a day of super special training that was guaranteed to get results. And guaranteed for Lily and I to pass out at least once.

We've only had two of those sessions so far, there were horrible, scarring experiences that Lily and I have promised to never talk about. Ever again!

This time though, I was blindfolded again. What lifted my spirits though, Lily was stumbling in the dark alongside me. She still had those weights on her, and they were still that blindingly bright orange colour that Gai had given to her.

She couldn't buy new ones since we didn't have any money, we were surviving off what food Makoto bought us (and sometimes made), and dishes that Ino occasionally brought around.

Kami bless those two cuisine chefs. Well actually Ino's mum cooked it and Ino brought it over, but just don't say anything about it to Ino.

Yes well, Lily wouldn't go back and get me weights from Gai, she was too much of a pussy. (After I told her that, I had the worst headlock on me straight away.) So I went to look for Team Nine myself, but it seems that they've gone out of the village on a C-rank mission. I don't have a clue when they'll come back and no other team is close enough to actually know. It might have something to do with Gai and Lee's eccentricness-yes that is now a word-I reckon they were awesome!

I was snapped out of my thoughts when the first explosive note went off. This time though, they were underneath me. I leapt away as a tag hissed from underneath me, an explosion occurred from somewhere to my left, Lily must be over there. I tried to open my ears and senses for the all-too-familiar hiss of explosive notes charging up. Happy there was no sudden discharge of firepower, I took a step to where I thought Lily was. Instantly there was a hissing noise, "ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?!"

Then began a merry game of hopscotch around the training ground, I couldn't stay still for a second or I would be blown up by these Kami-damned explosive tags. I finally found a clear patch and paused to hold my breath, I leant against a tree and grabbed my heaving chest.

Feel the burn baby!

"OKAY GAKIS!" Yelled out Anko-sensei, "I SEE YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS LITTLE EXERCISE IS ALL ABOUT!"

"OF COURSE WE DON'T!" Screamed back an angry sounding Lily, "YOU HAVEN'T EXPLAINED THIS AT ALL! YOU JUST KIDNAPPED US IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT!"

An amused chuckle rung out across the training grounds, I could just imagine Anko-sensei licking her lips right now. Cue shudder…There we go. Anko-sensei's voice caught my attention again, "AS FUNNY AS THAT WAS, PAY ATTENTION TO HERE AND NOW! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE SOMEDAY!" Her voice suddenly dropped into a dangerous sounding whisper, "I am one of the main people in this village that makes bad, little piggies squeal."

"Alongside Jigsaw-sama," interrupted Lily, "he's just better." A cry of pain came from where Lily's voice had been coming from, she had probably just got a kunai to the face.

"Back on track after that rude interruption," grumbled Anko-sensei, "this is to help your stealth! I learnt stealth at a very early age so we need to hurry up and fix your pitiful excuses of walking. Stealth is a very important part of being a shinobi, but it's much more important to kunoichis. Kunoichis are usually chosen to do intermit assassinations, which means you're going to cuddle up to some dickwad, convince you want him out of his pants and…BAM! You can easily slice his throat or do something more entertaining, whatever. If you were a poison mistress though, you could easily slip something in his drink, gas the air, or even use your own orthodox way."

"I want to do that!" Yelled out Lily, "I want to be a poison mistress!" Anko-sensei chuckled again, "well good luck with that gaki, there's only one poison mistress in Konoha, and they say she's as cold as ice. You'd be lucky if she talked to you, let alone teach you her secrets."

"What's her name?" I asked curiously, "I've never heard of a poison mistress in Konoha." Anko-sensei snorted, "of course you wouldn't, she's good at her job like that. Her name though, is Ahiru, you'll never find her though so don't even try."

A sharp clap brought my attention back to Anko-sensei's voice, "back on track! All of these beautiful tags of mine are wired so that when you guys step on them heavily…KABOOM!" Her laughter echoed throughout the training ground, and I bet all through Konoha.

"Lily my dear gaki," purred Anko-sensei, "you seem to have rather heavy feet…Pick it up quickly or I'll be picking you up."

"What do you mean pick it up?!" Asked an annoyed Lily, but I could still hear some anxiousness in her voice.

Anko-sensei ignored her, "Red, you've only detonated about half of what you stepped on….not half-bad." Coming from Anko-sensei, half-bad was a pretty big compliment, but..

"What do you mean that was only half of the tags?!" I yelled out, I was getting a bit nervous now. If that was only half of the tags….I can't imagine what Lily is currently going through right now, I feel for her.

"I'm tying on a blindfold now," sung out Anko-sensei, ignoring my question now! "And I'm going to listen for any noise you brats make okay?" She didn't wait for our answer, "BEGIN!"

A kunai instantly whistled towards me and I twisted away from it. At least I now could hear the noise kunais made as they were thrown through the air, you get very familiar with it if they are constantly thrown at you.

That was the start of ten hours of constant dodging and trying to be as silent as possible. I think by the end we were pretty good, Anko-sensei actually seemed satisfied with our effort. I knew she was satisfied by the way the training grounds looked like after…

Flashback end

I looked up at Kurenai-sensei, I was going to tell the trustworthy Kurenai-sensei all about our training. She was nice and kind, she was also Anko-sensei's best friend. I'm sure sensei wouldn't mind, "well I-"

Wait. Wasn't Kurenai-sensei a genjutsu specialist?

We were about to do genjutsu right? Maybe she's casting a genjutsu on me?! No, Kurenai-sensei is so kind, she wouldn't do that to me….Stop it! What was the trick to get out of genjutsus?

Fluctuate your chakra and it will disrupt the flow of the foreign chakra that is being placed over you.

Lucky I don't have very good control yet.

I delved down to my already turbulent chakra and gave it a shove. It spiked and wobbled, I gave it another shove so that I could feel my chakra wash over me temporarily. A flash of different coloured blue caught my eye, I focused on a silvery blue wisp that seemed to be being thrashed around by my chakra. I watched as the thread dispersed under the pressure of the waves of my chakra. I came out of my chakra searching trance to see Kurenai-sensei looking at me strangely, "what?" I asked, did I do something wrong?

"You just broke out of my compulsion genjutsu," stated Kurenai-sensei, "quite well done for a newbie. Although you were a bit slower than what Kiba was the first time, you still did well. Though," she gave me a searching look, "I didn't see you use the proper way of dispersing genjutsus."

"There's another way to disperse genjutsus?" I said bewildered, "but I did as you were supposed to and fluctuated my chakra and stuff."

"You are meant to do that," agreed Kurenai-sensei, "but you are meant to do that with the tiger sign and saying 'kai.' It disperses the foreign chakra and rids it from your chakra system."

I thought over this for a moment, was that silvery blue wisp I saw Kurenai-sensei's chakra? It did look kind of like what my chakra looked like, although mine was like a little pool of water and it was a rather dark blue. That one was a delicate looking weaving of a shiny blue, why were they different?

"Well I did that," I said to Kurenai-sensei, "but I just went into a trance. I can kind of 'see' my chakra core then and I simply swirled it around and maybe it all rough and stuff. Though while I was there, I did see a silvery blue wisp, was that your chakra?" I looked up at Kurenai-sensei with a puzzled expression, I had no clue what exactly was going on.

"Uhh well," for the first time Kurenai-sensei looked a little flustered, "I am not aware of that method really. Genjutsu masters can simply fluctuate their chakra and get out of genjutsus that are weaker than what they are capable of. You just…you say you saw your chakra, and..my own?" I nodded at her, "of course. I see mine every time I have to access my chakra, I thought everyone did that."

"Definitely not Jasmine," said a bemused Kiba, "you simply access your chakra and that's it."

I shook my head, mine wasn't like that! "It's like a living person," I explained to Team Eight, "it can be rather hissy and unhelpful at times…but it can also be really nice, it always warms me up when I'm cold and occasionally it warns me when Anko-sensei is coming."

"Are you sure you're not just channelling your chakra to keep you warm and sensing other chakra sources?" Questioned Kurenai-sensei, "everyone does that. Well, not many are very adapt at being able to sense others chakra signature, but are you sure?..."

"Kurenai-sensei I haven't learnt how to do that, I am only just getting used to chakra. It helps me 'cos it has a somewhat conscious!" Why didn't they understand, chakra was alive like everything around us. My chakra seemed really nice and it has been helping me with my chakra sensing. It had drawn my attention to the fact that I could feel other chakra signatures, but I wasn't very good at it myself. That means it was down to my chakra to help me out when Anko-sensei was going to do a sneak attack on me.

Kurenai-sensei looked very indecisive for a moment, "Jasmine-san…." She hesitated again, "we don't have a current Hokage so I can not take this to anyone right now. Can you head back to your apartment and grab your sister, I will come by shortly with someone who can shed more light on this." She turned back to her team, "Hinata you're going to be in charge." She ignored the girls stuttering protests, "warm up spars. Five minute spans or first knockdown, continue to rotate for as long as I'm away. When you are not sparring, you are going to work on your meditation again."

Kiba's groan of disappointment was ignored as Kurenai-sensei ushered me away, "go find your sister now." She leapt into the trees and began to hop away, I made to follow her example after giving a goodbye wave to Team Eight.

3rd Person P.O.V.

Jasmine leapt through the open window of her and Lily's apartment, "I'm home Lily!" She looked around for her twin, "Lily!"

"No need to yell retard," drawled Lily as she shuffled out from the bathroom, "what the hell are you doing here? I thought you were training with Team Eight? Wait don't answer that I have something more important to tell you."

"You don't," said Jasmine, "you'll never guess what just and is about to happen." Lily scowled at her, "dude don't interrupt me!" Jasmine waved her off, "no just before at training, Kurenai-sensei put me under a genjutsu." Lily grunted in acknowledgement as the two gravitated to the couch, they sat side by side as Jasmine continued her story.

"Well she said she put me under a compulsion genjutsu and judging by what I was remembering, she wanted to see what horrors Anko-sensei puts us through." Lily nodded and motioned her to continue, "yeah well, I was going to tell her. Then I remembered how to break out of genjutsus, you fluctuate your chakra right?"

Lily nodded again, "where are you going with this?"

"Just wait," sighed Jasmine, "I did the trance thingy and found my chakra. I then shook it up and fluctuated it, but when I was there I saw a different coloured blue wisp. I believe it was Kurenai-sensei's chakra, but it dispersed from my chakra before I could study it more. When I came to, Kurenai-sensei told me that you were meant to use the tiger sign and say kai to disperse it."

"Well that was what was shown on the series dumbass," said Lily, "I guess you just forgot. Why is that such a big deal?"

"I was just getting to that," snapped Jasmine, "genjutsu masters can apparently get out of genjutsus with no handseals. I told Kurenai-sensei that I had simply gone and seen my chakra, then I had simply mixed it around a bit."

Lily shrugged, "what's the problem with that?"

"Apparently you're not meant to be able to 'see' your chakra," stated Jasmine. Lily frowned, "yes you are. I see mine all the time! I really like mine, it's like a sky blue and it is always nice to me. It's so docile and it always tastes really sweet when I use it, like strawberries or something."

"That's what I told them!" Exclaimed Jasmine, "mine's a dark blue so that means all chakra must be a slightly different colour. Which makes sense since everybody is unique and all that stuff, but mine tastes like honey and spices. It's really nice too."

The two looked thoughtful for a moment, "how strange…."

Jasmine snapped out of it, "Kurenai-sensei is coming over with someone who can 'help us out.'" She scoffed lightly, "I don't understand what is the problem?!"

The two sat in silence, both thinking about the 'problem' at hand. Suddenly there was a thudding noise from the kitchen, both of their heads snapped around and saw….Nothing.

"What the hell was that?" Complained Lily as the two relaxed, "holy shit what's that?!"

After turning back, there was a bunch of objects sitting on the old table that Makoto had rummaged from somewhere. "Our crap!" Exclaimed Lily as she grabbed her schoolbag, rummaging through it she found all her schoolbooks and extra school stuff in there.

"Where the hell did this come from?" Asked a dazed Jasmine as she picked up her backpack, "OH MY KAMI, LILY!" Jasmine snatched up the object underneath the bags, "my laptop!" She hugged the black appliance to her, "wow this is amazing!"

"Cool," said Lily, "but what's this?" She picked up a yellow note that fluttered from Jasmine's laptop. "Read it out," said Jasmine excitedly.

"Hey gakis, here's your crap. Hope you're happy. We've checked over all these things and they've been cleared to be non-dangerous, whoop-de-doo. Anyhow have fun and just know, we're watching you, always watching. Love from the-actually I can't tell you-Later!

P.S. Ahiru says….basically fuck off, you'll never know who she is."

The two girls stared dumbfounded at the note, completely dumbfounded. "What the fuck?" Stated Lily, "like seriously, what the fuck?" She scrunched up the note and threw it away, "at least we have our crap back."

"Yeah crap that has been checked over by what I'm pretty sure is ANBU judging by the name Duck," said Jasmine. "Let's just hope nothing has happened to our precious stuff! Well the schoolbooks can go screw themselves, but I like the other stuff."

"At least we covered our books uniquely and didn't put our names on them," sighed Lily as she fiddled with her bag, "is the laptop okay?"

Jasmine opened up the laptop and pressed start, "let's hope so."

The laptop suddenly shuddered and swirling blue began to spew from the console.

"Kami fucking dammit."

God that was a strange chap. I was trying to explain crap in here, but it is so god damn hard! I always found it strange that chakra sensing was never elaborated on, or the fact that people can 'just use chakra.'

No! No you can't. You are using an amazing energy that is completely unique to you, fuck it just being a blue flame-like, swirling thing. It's gonna be god damn unique and all that shazzam!

I bet you guys will be surprised by what happens with the laptop, I have been waiting so long for this and do not blame me if it goes off the Naruto track for a while. Just, it will be hard to explain so bear with me.

Wait for the next chap, it'll explain questions you have.

Maybe.

As an added thing, my lovely Firestripe49 asked me to put up a Japanese index for all the words I'll use in the story.

Gaki- It basically means brat in jap. Anko will use this the most during the story.

Kunoichi- Female ninja. This only applies to women and kunoichi are usually masters of disguise, seduction, etc.

Shinobi- The male ninja

Onsen- The baths that are usually public. There can be uni-sex or single sex. In Lily's case, she accidentally walked into the men's side of the onsen.

Yeah if there's anything else I need to add that you don't know. Ask me!