Jashin-damn everything about this stupid story, it is the most frustrating thing.

Question: Does anyone actually like this? I am not satisfied so I'm betting not many others are actually satisfied as well. *Sigh* I'll revise it in the future or some crap.

Disclaimer: Still don't own, blah, blah, blah

Warning: Things that are hard to explain, a disappointing chapter and language

3rd Person P.O.V.

"You have got to be kidding me," sighed Jasmine as the laptop in her hands spluttered and coughed up blue sparks.

"Piece of crap technology!" Lily picked up the computer, "I guess I'll just have to dispose of it in a completely safe way." Jasmine stared at her, "you mean like smashing it like you did to your radio when it wouldn't work?"

"Of course, just give me a moment."

"I would not do that if I were you!" A voice both girls had never heard before spoke….from the laptop?

"What the fuck?!" Lily dropped the laptop on the ground and backed away into Jasmine, "Jasmine your piece of shit laptop is possessed!" Jasmine just clung to Lily, "save me Lily! Sacrifice yourself for me!"

"Why the hell would I do that?"

"Because you love me and would anything for me."

"Now why do you think that?!"

"Um can we get back on track?"

"Gah the ghost spoke again!" Jasmine screamed as she leapt into Lily's arms, "kill it!" Lily dropped the girl, "ghosts can't be killed dumbass. They're already dead. God!"

A cough interrupted whatever Lily was going to say next, "would you guys just calm down, please!" The voice emanated from the laptop, only this time there was a moving image of a face to accompany it.

It was a girl around seventeen years old, she had a sweet complexion that went well with her honey coloured hair and azure eyes. It was only the girls head and shoulders that was shown in the monitor of the console and she smiled reassuringly at the girls, "it's a pleasure to finally meet you two in person. Lily, Jasmine."

"What are you and how in the name of Jashin do you know our names?" Lily glared warily at the…digital girl? How would you describe something like that? Digi girl? Software chick? It's like a freaking superhero name or something, he he he….Sorry I've gotten off track here…please continue.

"I am Clara and I am.." The girl, Clara, paused for a moment to gather her thoughts, "I guess I am somewhat your guardian. Since my activation I have been waiting to finally reunite with you guys."

"To reunite you're meant to know the person," frowned Jasmine, "I have no clue who you are! Just you're currently inside my laptop, which is now broken!" The blackette threw her hands up in the air before collapsing on the couch with her arms folded, "nothing makes sense anymore."

"Yep," agreed Lily, "that's what happens when you're living in a world where the rules of physics don't apply. Really, what is to be surprised about now, it's just another weird thing to add to our collect of weird things that has happened to us."

"Ah yes well I can explain some of those weird things," chirped Clara with a smile. "First thing's first, you guys were transported through space and time to another dimension, one you thought was fake, no?" She continued on without waiting for an answer, "this is because when you spilt your drink on me it caused my CPU to go-as they say-on the fritz. This instantly activated my defence system, and since I have been shut down and in slumber, it simply transported me and other objects in a five meter radius to be transported back home."

Both Jasmine and Lily blinked. Jasmine then hesitantly spoke up, "so you're originally from this world? You said you were transported back home."

Clara nodded, "Yes I once belonged to this world, but I can not remember much of my time here. My conscious was uploaded to this software somehow and I then was put to sleep, but as you used my interface to use the internet, I therefore have learnt everything that you have looked up. This also means, even if you have forgotten vital information, I will know it all."

"So that means," said Jasmine excitedly, "you're like our walking dictionary of everything ninja. I know we have looked up a fair few Naruto sites, but…can you really remember everything?"

Clara nodded firmly, "I know everything, and as your guardian, it is my job to partake this information to you two. This will help you significantly as a ninja since you guys are already so far behind."

"Yeah I've got a problem with that," Lily picked up the console and held it close to her face, "how come we don't have big chakra reserves or kekkai genkais or something?! You could at least help us out there, sure I'm glad about the chakra control, but I don't have enough chakra."

"You could just do chakra enlarging exercises like I've been doing," stated Jasmine as she smiled at Lily, "it would definitely help you. Then you can help me with my control….why didn't you do this earlier?"

"Because I didn't know you knew chakra enlarging exercises," ground out Lily, "why wouldn't you think I needed to know about those exercises?!" Jasmine shrugged sheepishly, "I just forgot…why didn't you teach me any chakra control exercises then?"

Lily slapped her forehead, "you know about the leaf sticking exercise do you not?!" Jasmine nodded, "and?..."

"Fucking hell Jasmine," Lily groaned, "that's a chakra control exercise! Next time you have a chance you're telling me how to expand my chakra and you're going to do the leaf sticking exercise. Capish?"

"Aye aye captain!" Jasmine yelled before turning back to the silent Clara, "can you help us there at all?" Clara gave Jasmine a reassuring smile, "I can show you some exercises you had looked up at some point. The reason you guys have such small chakra sources is because, frankly, you had no chakra before. You were chosen since you had potential-and you might actually survive-so we simply built a chakra core and the coils throughout your body. Since you didn't have chakra and you were at an older age, we could only add a fragile chakra system, therefore you could only have a little amount of chakra." She turned away muttering, "or you would've certainly died then…."

"Um what was that about dying?" Lily growled at the console, "we didn't sign up for this. Who was the 'we' that did this procedure on us? Why would you do this to us? What 'potential' did we have? JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"

"That is classified information," Clara said seriously, "now I must shut down. You have a visitor."

"Wha-" Jasmine was cut off by a banging at the door. "Holy shit how'd she know?" Gasped Jasmine as she made her way towards the front door. She then carefully opened it, "yes?"

Kurenai smiled at the girl, "hello Jasmine-san, I brought my friend here to look over you and Lily-san. Is that okay with you?"

Jasmine didn't answer because she was too busy staring at the masked face of Hatake Kakashi. "Yes," she managed to squeak out before moving aside to let the two jounin past.

"Thank you," Kakashi said as he passed Jasmine, "nice place you have here."

Jasmine nearly passed out from the single sentence he uttered. Sure she had met him before, but that was before the whole situation sunk I and Jasmine realised she and Lily weren't bat shit insane. ShemayhavealittlecrushonKakashi.

Maybe.

She didn't know what made her blush when she watched the one-eyed jounin in the series. He seemed so cool, honourable and the mask and covered eye just added to his mystique. Jasmine was definitely his fangirl. As much as lily was for Gaara.

Jasmine crept onto the couch next to Lily and buried herself into Lily's side. She then nudged Lily's arm so she could peek underneath her arm at the two adults standing in front of them.

"What are you going to do?" Came Jasmine's muffled question from behind Lily, "take Lily first if you're going to do any freaky tests."

"Thanks for the volunteer," Lily commented dryly as she tried to push Jasmine from under her arm. "Quit being a shy little girl," she hissed as she managed to successfully shove Jasmine out and keep her out.

Jasmine moaned before sitting upright. She didn't dare look up or else she might faint from a single look from Kakashi or something. She just didn't know, she had never felt like fainting from a character, just blushing and high blood levels from watching severe awesomeness unfold on the screen.

"So are we going to be strapped down?" Lily quirked an eyebrow as she leant forward, "torture devices? Needles? Are we going to have a doomsday device pointed at us and we only have five minutes to get out of the chair or we're dead?"

"Quite an imagination there," Kakashi leant towards Lily, "but I'm sorry. We don't have any of those kids of devices." Lily sighed dramatically, "oh man..I really wanted the torture, and the blood, and the horror! I guess we're going to just have some sort of truth serum or something right?"

"Not really Lily-san," laughed Kurenai, "Kakashi here will use his…special talent in order to see your flow of chakra and how it behaves."

"The fuck does that mean?" Lily deadpanned, "I don't want any crazy shit going on around here."

"Mn, you'll love this then." Kakashi slid up his headband to reveal his closed eye with a scar. There was a dramatic pause until Kakashi's eye flashed open and his sharingan whirled at the twins.

"That is so weird looking," Lily peered at the eye, "you could've just said he had a kekkai genkai and stopped being so theatrical. I mean, you had the dramatic pause before opening your eye and all that crap."

Jasmine managed to muffle the snort that threatened to come up by mashing her face against Lily's arm, "I think it's cool." Shoving her off, Lily picked up a pillow and smothered Jasmine's face, "ignore the retard out of this group. I'll just kill her off and I'll be the greatest twin!" She then began to laugh in a cliché, bad guy way, "die sister dear!"

"Is this unusual at all?" Kakashi leant towards Kurenai who then shook her head, "I have no clue. Lily-san never usually comes near my team, says she prefers to be with a team of a quieter level, like Asuma's team."

"That is quite ironic since Ino is on that team," Kakashi chuckled lightly, "and her sensei is the Snake lady of Konoha."

"Yes it is quite ironic," agreed Kurenai, "but we should stop this fight before it gets out of hand and off the topic."

Kakashi looked back to see Lily now fully pressing down on the pillow as Jasmine flailed around trying to hit her. "Say I'm the greatest twin!" Cackled Lily as she bore down on Jasmine harder. A muffled reply came from Jasmine, one that was indistinguishable. "I'm sorry I can't hear you," sang Lily, "you must speak up sister dear."

"I believe Jasmine-san has had quite enough now Lily-san," Kurenai placed a hand on Lily, "she may pass out."

Lily waved her off, "nah she can last another minute. We've timed it."

"Oh okay then," Kurenai blinked unsurely, "maybe you should let Jasmine-san up so we may finish what we are talking about." Lily nodded sullenly and rolled off Jasmine with the pillow.

"AIR!" Gasped Jasmine, "sweet ramen king how I missed you!" A punch in the arm drew her attention to Lily, "that was only a minute and a half, your worst time yet! Now sit up and focus on the important situation at hand!"

"Yes mother."

"Please ignore her and continue with the funky eye Kakashi."

Said man scratched his head nervously before complying, and beginning to stare at Lily with the sharingan. "I am just looking at your chakra coil and how it is functioning, could you please mould some chakra for me Lily."

"Feels like I'm being eye-raped," grumbled Lily before putting her hands into the tiger seal, she closed her eyes and delved down to find her chakra. Upon finding the brightly coloured blue, she grabbed some and moulded it as she was told.

"Perfect Lily," commented Kakashi, he continued to stare at the girl as she held the chakra. He blinked rapidly and relaxed, "I do not see anything out of ordinary either than the fact you have potential for great chakra control. Your small reserves are easy enough for you to manage and will do you well if you manage to master it." He eye smiled at her, "you are perfectly fine."

"Yay," said Lily sarcastically, "now check Jasmine here and be done with it." Her head snapped forward when Jasmine cuffed the back of it, "don't be mean Lily and play nicely with others."

"Okay mother."

The two stopped talking when Kakashi turned his gaze on Jasmine, "it's your turn now Jasmine." The girl instantly began to fidget under the jounins gaze, "it is alright Jasmine," continued Kakashi, "it won't hurt you."

"It'll just suck some of your soul out," Lily grinned wickedly as Jasmine scowled at her, "don't be an ass Lily."

Jasmine ignored her sisters comeback in favour of moulding her chakra, "is this enough K-kakashi-san?" The jounin nodded absently, "just hold it there for a while longer."

"And done." The copy nin slowly pulled his headband back over his eye, "what's the verdict doc? Is Jasmine gonna die?" Lily yelped when Jasmine poked her in the side, "I said don't be an ass Lily."

Kakashi laughed, "none of that Lily. She is fine as you are, but her reserves seem slightly larger and I believe sensitive. Jasmine I want you to focus on your chakra and spread it out in a chakra pulse, then tell me what you feel. Can you do that for me?"

"Uh y-yes." Jasmine moulded her chakra before carefully spreading it out in a small pulse that extended to the walls of the apartment. After holding it there for a moment, she relaxed and let it be drawn back into her. "At least it actually came back to me this time," Jasmine peeked up at Kakashi, "was…that okay?"

"Well you tell me," said Kakashi, "did you feel anything?" Jasmine looked thoughtful for a moment, "there was something…I could taste things that weren't in the room before. For example, I could taste something flowery, but fluid near you guys and Ino hasn't been here for at least two days. I could also taste…this one is harder, it's like a slightly peppery taste with…a dog? I'm not too sure about it, but it sensed like it was rather solid. Then there was a bubbly strawberry taste next to me, it seemed familiar."

Jasmine looked at Kakashi as he sniffed the air, "I don't smell any of those things either than the dog. That smell is on me from my nin-ken, the others aren't actually there."

"I said taste not smell," Jasmine sniffed at the air, "I can't smell them but if I do this.." She pulsed her chakra again, "I can taste and….I can somewhat sense…you guys. I can sort of 'see' where you guys are, it's like a hazy blue, but I have to close my eyes to see the blue."

"I believe you have a rather accelerated chakra sensing ability," Kurenai spoke up, "I know that many people can see chakra if they are built to be sensors, but…I have never heard of people being able to taste others chakra."

Lily hummed thoughtfully, "Jasmine pulse your chakra when I am moulding mine." The black-haired twin nodded as the two closed their eyes. Another chakra pulse went through the room as Lily moulded her chakra.

"I can taste the strawberries really strongly when you do that," said Jasmine excitedly, "I can see a blue where you are."

"I think what you are tasting is others chakra signature," Lily tapped her chin, "after we mould our chakra there is a left over signature. You are sensing our left over signature, but when we actively mould it, the signature is stronger and therefore you can sense it better."

"That seems about right," agreed Kakashi, "quite a shrewd mind you have there."

"I try," Lily shrugged smugly, "someone needs the brains out of us two." She winked at the scowling Jasmine, "don't feel too bad sister dear, I'll do all the thinking and you can do all the sacrificing in my plans."

"Don't actually do that Lily-san," frowned Kurenai, "but both Kakashi and I are leaving now. I hope you girls have a nice day."

"Bye Kurenai-sensei!" Jasmine opened the door for the woman and waved her off. She closed the door and sighed dejectedly, "aww I don't get to train with Kiba or Hinata today…"

"You may train with my team."

"What?!" Lily and Jasmine yelled at the copy nin that stood in their living room. "Why the hell would you do that?" Lily peered at him sceptically, "I thought senseis didn't give away their team secrets, hmm?"

Kakashi laughed her off, "I'm late anyway and I was planning on finishing off the touches on my teams' chakra control exercise. Then we are going to do a D-rank mission, it would be good practise for you two."

"I'm in"

Lily glared at her twin, "you can't just say I'm in!"

"I'm in."

"Shut up Jasmine!"

"I'm in."

"Fuck it. I'm in too."

Kakashi smiled and clapped his hands, "excellent. Off we go then." He scooped up the twins and disappeared from their apartment in a swirl of leaves. Never to be seen again.

Joking! Joking.

Or am I?

Blugh it is done.

Have fun with the boring explanation chapter that is meant to explain the crap that has been going on in here. I'm going to push on with the story now since all that mumbo jumbo has been finished with.

Looking forward to it (maybe).

Oh P.S. This will most certainly NOT be a KakashixJasmine story or any of that shit. I am simply going to make Jasmine have a bit of hero worship on him, Kami knows he needs it when his team doesn't pay him much attention.