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3rd Person P.O.V.

"Can you not remember the uber important thing you were going to tell me?!" Jasmine swung her legs back and forth over the building her and Lily were sitting on at the edge of Konoha. Lily sighed and shook her head, "it'll come to me shortly. I knew Jigsaw-sama was involved somehow and…yeah I got no clue."

Jasmine patted Lily's shoulder solemnly, "you'll remember it eventually Fang. For now, let's just take in the forest view and the fact we're completely alone at the edge of Konoha's civilisation."

"KEEP ON MOVING MAGGOTS!"

"Or not," Jasmine said dryly, "that definitely sounded like Ibiki-sama." She looked to Lily, "should we go check it out?" Putting a fist under her chin, Lily put on a dramatic thinking pose. "I'm thinking…I'm thinking….I'm thinking he's doing work and should not be disturbed." A wicked grin crossed her face, "so of course we should go haras-check it out."

The twins stood up and stared down at the steep drop off the building that hit a large slope into the street out of Konoha. Jasmine gestured towards Lily, "age before beauty big sis." Lily pushed Jasmine gently, "no it's you who is really older."

"I insist," Jasmine nudged Lily closer to the edge, "where's your bravado sister dear?"

"UP YOUR ASS BITCH!" Lily stepped back and kicked Jasmine in the ass, "you're first sucker!" She began to laugh haughtily as Jasmine slowly tipped over the edge. "If I'm going down," Lily stopped laughing as Jasmine grabbed her arm. Jasmine grinned at her sisters' horrified expression, "you're coming with me!"

Lily let out a short scream as Jasmine pulled her over the edge with her. The two slammed into each other and fell down onto the large, rocky slope below the building they were sitting on. In a tangle of limbs they rolled down the rugged slope, heading towards-unknowingly-an important affair.

"Do you really have to keep poking us like this?" Temari glanced back at the crazy, scarred man that had been fishing information out of them for the past five weeks. "Really? Is this all necessary?" She glanced at her brothers out of the corner of her eye, "you are simply to hand us over to the negotiation party from our village. There is no need for you to keep fucking poking me in the back with that kunai!"

Ibiki let out a harsh laugh, "I'm glad to see you haven't lost that spunk while you were in that cold, dark cell." He retracted the kunai back up into his sleeve and shoved the blond kunoichi forward, "just keep moving sand spawn."

"You have got to stop calling us that," muttered Kankuro as Ibiki shoved him to get him moving, "it is rather harsh to our village."

"Just shut up Kankuro." Said person bristled, "geez I am just commenting on that Temari! No need to be snappy, it's like you're already on your PMS…."

"What was that last part dear brother?" Temari asked with a sickeningly sweet voice, "let's hope it's not insulting to me." Kankuro wisely shut his mouth and stopped talking.

Silence fell over the group as they continued to walk towards where the negotiation between Konoha and Suna was going to happen. The three children of the now dead Kazekage had been captured and held as prisoners of war until Suna and Konoha reached an agreement. After several diplomatic meetings between the two war councils, Suna had finally agreed to be part of Konoha's alliance treaty again. They simple did not have enough manpower to survive without allies. As they were now, they had barely enough ninjas to continue to work missions. Therefore money was at an even lower level than ever before, even lower than before when the Wind Daimiyo wasn't giving majority of the Wind countries jobs to Suna.

Suna had agreed to be part of the alliance and to help Konoha when needed at any cost to them, and they got back more missions and the Kazekages' children. It seemed like a one-sided treaty in Suna's favour, but now Konoha could ask them to throw away their soldiers life for any war problem Konoha had. If there was a small invasion of Konoha, they could let their shinobi hold them off and then get Suna's shinobi to die for them. It was almost a complete control over Suna's forces when the time arrived. Suna was simply hoping that the new Hokage would be more lenient with this enforcement, letting Suna's new Kazekage to choose when and where to place his shinobi force to help, rather than Konoha just throwing them away like pawns.

"Halt." The group stopped at Ibiki's command, "I hear something." Everyone channelled chakra to their ears and listened for whatever Ibiki had heard. A caterwauling of sound was coming from the northern side of the track, to the groups left. The ninjas tensed and Ibiki drew out kunais in preparation of what was to come.

A blur of red, purple, black and white came flying down the large slope on their left, straight towards them. "Holy sh-" was all Kankuro could get out as the…thing came screeching into their path.

Sand exploded from the ground and rose up in giant spears, which then flung themselves at whatever had crossed into Gaara's path.

"I thought I had sealed his chakra," Ibiki idly remarked as he watched the spears solidify and fling themselves at whatever had come down from the slope. "Yes," Temari smirked, "but the demon inside of him runs on a completely different energy and that is what is the source of Gaara's ultimate defense."

"HOLY RAMEN KING WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" Jasmine back flipped away from a spear of sand that had aimed at her head, " DUDE. SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" She bent awkwardly away from another spear and barrel rolled through the air to dodge another. Lily grabbed Jasmine and flung her away from a spear that was aiming for her, "I don't know. BUT IT IS RATHER ANNOYING!"

"I can't love Anko-sensei enough for doing those flexibility sessions." Lily ducked back into a bridge and slid down into the splits, "I feel like we're dodging laser beams or something."

"De ne neeew, de, de, de ne neeew. Waw waw wa, waw waw wa." Jasmine sung out the Mission Impossible tune as she baseball slid under another spear, "I feel like Tom cruise right now or even the girls from St Trinian's!"

"Holy shit you're right!" Lily clung to a spear, "giddy up little doggy!"

"it's meant to be a horse dumbass," laughed Jasmine, "but I blame your strange father." Lily nodded as she flipped off the spear before it could hit the ground, "he's a strange man. But my father is the best!"

"Ok I think we're done here." The spears suddenly dropped and disintegrated at Ibiki's command. "What are you two snake brats doing here?"

Jasmine huffed as she dusted the sand off herself, "why do you call us that? I know Anko-sensei is the crazy Snake lady of Konoha." She growled lightly, "but I am not a snake brat Ibiki-sama."

"I have no idea why you show him so much respect," scoffed Lily. She ruffled her white hair for anymore sand, "the sama and all that shit." Jasmine flicked her ear, "you call him sama too dumbass! You just add Jigsaw in the front for the laughs."

"Meh," Lily straightened her clothes, "I respect the art he uses on people."

"You mean beating people into a pulp and asking them questions?" Both Jasmine and Lily snapped their heads towards the person that had spoke, both trying very hard not to squeal at the sight they saw.

Temari had a hand on her hip and her eyebrow cocked as she stared at them, she had been the one to ask the question. Jasmine sighed lightly in amazement, 'she's so cool~'

Kankuro was looking highly amused by the situation as he shoved his hands into his kittie jumpsuit.

The one that Lily nearly squealed at stared at the two with dead looking teal eyes. Gaara seemed to be studying the two before he spoke in a whispering sort of voice, "you managed to dodge my sand spears."

Jasmine cocked her head and grinned, "you get good reflexes when majority of your training involves highly dangerous objects thrown at you." Temari scoffed, "little girlies trying to play kunoichi. You're probably just some fangirls with a wimpy teacher that plays catch with a ball for training."

"You remember that purple-haired lady from the second part of the exams?" Lily asked dully. "Yeah she was quite freaky," Kankuro nodded his head, "definitely a psycho path."

"That's our teacher." Kankuro instantly paled under his face paint, "oh shit I feel bad for you."

"You better believe it." Lily turned to Ibiki, "so whatcha doin' Jigsaw-sama?" Ibiki smirked at the whitette, "that's real cute. You're not going to know what we're doing here. So why don't you and your annoying twin run off and play."

"Is this the peace treaty between Suna and Konoha Anko-sensei was bitching about?" Jasmine asked innocently, "because I don't know anything about that." She nudged Lily lightly to get her to nod, "don't have a clue Jigsaw-sama. Not a clue."

"They're too fucking adorable," Temari glared at Ibiki, "are we going to go back home or what?"

"What's the rush?" Grinned Jasmine, "didn't like Konoha too much? Oh it's the never ending expanse of fucking green, I know how annoying that can get. Or is it the fact there are no oceans of any kind around here at all?!"

"I'm quite happy about the last part," Lily mumbled. She then turned her gaze on Gaara, "so you guys are the Sabaku no siblings are you? Temari, Kankuro and Gaara. All finalists in the latest Chunin exams, in which your village coerced with the Oto village for an invasion against Konoha. But you didn't realise that your father was long dead and he had been replaced with the Konoha nuke-nin Orochimaru. Gaara was injured during his match and your plan went slightly..askew. You ran for the forest so that Gaara could recuperate and finish off with his transformation, there though, you all faced enemies. Kankuro was stopped by the genin Aburame Shino and was defeated along with his puppets. Temari faced off with genin Uchiha Sasuke and was tricked by him, letting him pass and head for Gaara. Gaara attacked Sasuke in his half-transformed state and knocked him back, only to have to battle the back up of genins Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto. Sakura was pinned against the tree and Gaara wagered her life in a battle between the two jinchurrikis. Naruto won after summoning the Toad Boss and defeating a released Ichibi, Shukaku." Lily finished off with a sage-like nod, "that is all the information I hold on you either than the fact your father was the late Kazekage."

"How the fuck did you know all of this?" Ibiki glared at her in mistrust, "you were not here for that event and some of that is classified information. Especially jinchurikis. How do you know of the brat? Don't lie or it will be a one-way ticket to my torture chamber."

"I knew he had a torture chamber," whispered Jasmine to herself, "I fucking knew it." The girl then straightened up and flashed a grin at Ibiki, "we simply helped Anko-sensei with her paperwork on the events that happened that day. Both Lily and I can be trusted with those facts since we don't have many people to tell it to. Our only contacts are with ninjas, who most know of the situation that happened then. The part about jinchurikis," Jasmine shrugged, "it is the worst kept secret in the village. You just join some dots and voila! You have found this village's jinchurriki."

"So you don't care about the fact that there is a ninja with a demon in his gut running around your village?" Temari narrowed her eyes at the twins, "or that someone who hold a demon is standing right in front of you?"

"No why?" Lily scuffed the ground with her sandal, "the demon isn't the container and vice-versa. I could infuriate him and he could kill me, it's no different from me annoying the crap out of any respectable ninja and them gutting me." Jasmine nodded, "what she said. I could harass Ibiki-sama here and he could just snap and kill me, but he won't do that." She smiled at the jounin, "will he?"

"I don't know brat.." Ibiki grinned as he played with a kunai, "it could be fun." Jasmine chuckled weakly and edged slightly back to the sand trio, "he wouldn't harm Anko-sensei's students. She would find that insulting to her and torture, then kill him for killing off her property."

"You're her property?" Asked Kankuro incredulously. Lily wrapped an arm around his shoulders and laughed, "we are her goddamn bitches!"

There was a slightly awkward silence after that remark. Jasmine leant in close to Lily and whispered, "awkward silence, gay baby is born."

Kankuro couldn't help it. First these unknown brat girls come flying out of nowhere and act that like it is completely normal to dodge giant sand spears, or that it is fine to insult this interrogation guy. Then they continue to act like this whole situation was a joke, even as they revealed information people wouldn't usually bring up. Like how Gaara was a demon container. And then go and wave that off like it was a completely normal, everyday situation. The girls were nuts. Especially so since their sensei seemed to be that snake lady that dressed like a hooker, but acted like she was going to eat you.

Kankuro had to laugh.

Jasmine and Lily blinked as loud and slightly hysterical laughter came from Kankuro. Temari was flustered by this act from her brother, "oi Kankuro! What the hell are you doing?! Stop laughing you idiot! There's nothing to laugh at damn it!"

"Pfft!" Jasmine snorted, "oh man his face!" She erupted in silent chuckles that had her whole body shaking. Lily grasped her shoulder as she too began laughing, loud and hard.

"Idiots," hissed Temari, "I'm surrounded by idiots!" Kankuro slapped a hand on her shoulder, "stop being so uptight Temari. These brats are alright, they are at least they're highly amusing." He let out a few more chuckles he composed himself, "what's your names little, snake brats?"

Lily snickered at Jasmine's offended expression, "I'm SunWolf Lily and this here is my twin MoonDragon Jasmine. We're kunoichi-in-training under Anko-sensei's guidance. It's a pleasure to meet you!"

"Why do you have different clan names?" Lily stiffened as Gaara spoke up again. She chuckled nervously and scratched her head, "well you see…We woke up nearly five weeks ago in the middle of a training ground in Konoha, but we have selected memory loss. I can remember…our parents' personalities, but not their names or what they look like. I can remember some stuff about myself, like I like spicy foods and kicking people's asses. I dislike large water sources and people in general, stuff like that."

"I can't remember much more than that as well," sad Jasmine sadly, "but we decided that we would become ninjas since we've had taijutsu training before, and we believe our clan wanted us to become ninjas since we had knowledge only someone becoming a ninja would have. The difference thing with our clan names, I don't know anything about it and neither does Lily. We just introduced ourselves like that and that was it."

Lily smiled throughout the whole thing, agreeing with Jasmine. 'It was my bad that I didn't say the same last name as Jasmine, now we have to say we can't remember why we have different names. Ugh this is so hard sometimes, I kind of just want to come out and say all of it. But really, two girls getting sucked through a fucked up appliance and the fact they're from another dimension or whatever, that is believable. Totally. I could imagine people's reactions when we tell them that their entire world is something that one man dreamed up. That would go down so well.'

"Yes well that was a lovely chat," drawled Ibiki, "but we really must go now. SO GET LOST SNAKE BRATS!" He shoved Lily and Jasmine aside as he began to drag the sand trio down the road to the negotiation.

As they walked away, Gaara's head turned slightly and a curious eye stared at the twins. Lily beamed at him and waved goodbye, 'it was an honour to meet you Kazekage-sama.' Jasmine tilted her head and smiled softly at Lily's giant one, 'maybe this world will do you good Lily. Kami knows it has been so long since I've seen you smile that big, I miss that little girl at the park…'

Again a short one, but it was a little comedy act between the sand trio and our twins. Oh and Ibiki-sama was there as well.

Kami bless that amazing man.

Do you know that he is in nearly every OC story in this archive, not matter what sort f story you have, Ibiki-sama is mentioned. He is a very underrated character, much in the sense Tenten is, but Tenten is unlucky enough to have her emotions and thoughts ignored. Even this fan fiction site ignores her. I don't know how mant stories I've read where her name has been spelt, 'TenTen.' Or, 'Ten Ten,' maybe, 'Ten-Ten.'

Really people?

Anyway I just had to get that out of my system. See you laters peeps. I am out!

Okay I have to quickly add this in.

I am not going to write anymore of this story until I sort my shit out. This story has fallen to shit right from the beginning, which means I'm going to have to re-write the beginning and a lot of mistakes I made before I add anything else to the story.

Sorry if you actually read this, but it will take around a month.

I'll be writing my other story 'Mimic' and beginning my new Fairy Tail story as well.

Thanks