Thank you my readers! I love you all! -chu!-
It's time to get this show rolling! For the next chapter, I have a HUGE surprise prepared!
No, not trying to get my Sakra Devanam to level 55 to use Swallow Trollsault, Hehe, but something for the story!
In the meantime, my BFF will be giving me a few ideas.
That's right, Ni-chan, you must help me!
Enjoy! (filler chapter i guess, :o)
"Eve, I need a way to get rid of these fangirls."
"The fangirls? Hmm..."
Add had rushed over to Eve during their lunch break the following day, begging Eve for ideas to get rid of the girls following him.
"How about you kill them?"
"No, the last time I did that, they respawned like little imps. Eughhhh..." Add felt shivers going down his spine.
"Well..." Eve put a finger to her chin and looked up in thought.
At that moment, Aisha intruded in on their conversation.
"How about you pretend to be his girlfriend?" Aisha gave them the idea.
"That's a great idea!" Add smirked. Eve glared at him.
"I refuse to go out with Add." Eve crossed her arms.
"Add..." Ara walked up to Add.
"Hmm?" Add turned his head towards her in curiousity.
"I'll be your girlfriend for a while, if you don't mind. You know, to get rid of the fangirls." Ara suggested.
Add thought about it for a moment, then said, "Sure."
"I'm feeling kind of reckless today." Raven announced out loud, getting out of his chair then sweeping Rena off of her feet. "Kyaaa!" She said, surprised at the sudden movement.
"How about we go play Super Smash Bros Brawl?" Raven asked.
"Raven, let me go..." Rena said quietly, embarassed.
"Nope." Raven said, walking out the door.
A few seconds later, Raven could be heard screaming like a girl.
"RENA-CHAN! EYA! DAME, RENA-CHAN! YAMENASAI!" Raven screamed like a schoolgirl.
"Well, sumi-masen, Raven-kun! You don't have to go in there carrying me like a koneko, you baka ichigo!" Rena's dark weeabo voice said.
All of a sudden, Aisha started twitching crazily.
"Fangirl warning! Fangirl warning! Fangirl-" Ara put a hand over her mouth.
"Ara, act fast!" Add almost yelled in her face. Ara saluted, then slung her arm over Add's.
For a millisecond, Eve felt jealousy. It disappeared so fast, Eve had to think about what that feeling was for a while.
Eve felt her hand glide up towards her chest without her intention. She clenched her shirt.
Add saw this; he felt guilty and was about to get off of Ara, until the fangirls stormed in.
"ADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" They all screamed, then stopped once they saw the sight in front of them.
The beautiful, gorgeous, stunning Ara, her hair in the Sakra Devanam style, her school uniform blending in nicely with her body figure, along with her slender, shiny legs, was holding Add's arm.
Most of the fangirls felt despair, grief, and sadness, while others fell down onto the ground, their knees being their only support.
All of them cried, and gradually; one by one, they all left.
"Fangirls are so fucking annoying." Add said, releasing Ara's arm off of him.
"CUSSING IS A NO GO!" Ara slapped him.
Aisha walked up to Add and joined in.
"Slap." Aisha slapped his other cheek.
"Slap." Ara continued slapping his left cheek.
"Slap."
"Slap."
"Slap."
"Slap."
"Slap."
"Slap."
"Sl-"
Eve grabbed a chair and threw it at Ara's face.
Eve retreated; but before she walked out the door, she threw a chair at the gaping Aisha.
Eve walked through the halls of Feita Academy in frustration with her hands balled up into fists. She felt like punching a window, even if it would damage her circuits.
She opened the bathroom door, then opened a stall and hid in it; away from the world.
Away from her annoying feelings.
Eve sometimes wished she never had emotions; that she could just get rid of them.
She stood up and prepared to open the stall, until she heard female voices.
Annoying female voices.
"Are you serious? Add is taken? By who?" One of the girls said.
"By that slut, Ara. Ara Haan." The other female replied.
"Oh, that bitch? She's so arrogant and selfish. Seriously, why does he like her?"
"Probably because he wouldn't like annoying bitches like you." Eve's head popped up from the top of the stall. She climbed the door and hopped down.
"What did you just say to me?" Eve took a good look at the first female. She was fat and had curly, brown-reddish hair.
"How often do you eat Elcdonalds?" Eve asked. The girl looked at her in astonishment.
"About 5 days a week..." She replied casually. "Hey, that's not the problem here!"
"You're right, it's not. Another thing Add wouldn't date you for. He doesn't have an interest in shamoos." Eve said.
The girl's face filled up with anger; her face was beet red.
"Get this stupid bitch!" The fat girl said. A girl with straight black hair emerged from behind her, then grabbed Eve by the collar of her shirt.
"You're weak." Eve said, grabbing her wrist then twisting it.
"AHHHHH!" The black-haired girl screamed in pain.
"You bitch..." The fat girl said, then grabbed Eve. Eve smirked, and prepared to grab her wrist too, but the shamoo was not fooled.
Eve's eyes widened as the fat female grabbed Eve, then threw her into the wall. Eve landed with a loud burst, then fell on the ground, panting and struggling to get on one knee.
"Ughhhh..." Eve moaned, then coughed out saliva as the fat female waddled over to her and kicked her in the stomach.
"St-stop..." Eve held out her arm towards the female, but she just grabbed Eve's arm and pulled on it.
"Heh, how's this?" The fatty asked. Eve yelled in pain.
"Ahh...Ahhhh..." Eve panted. The fat girl smirked.
A few seconds later, the screeching of shoes on the ground, while running, could be heard from afar. The person seemed to be running at top speeds, because in a few seconds, they appeared at the entrance to the girls' bathroom.
Standing there was Add, his hands linked to the walls, sweat trickling down his forehead, one eye open, and gasping for air.
"The hell are you doing to her?" Add asked, his voice in a tone darker than Eve had ever heard him speak with before.
Immediatly, the fat girl dropped Eve. Eve fell to the ground, her crash making a thump.
Add's face tensed up with anger. Reaching a hand in his pocket, he pulled out a small coin with the symbol of Elrois.
"You're going to pay..." He muttered, flipping the coin in the air.
"Add, DON'T!" Eve screamed.
Add's eyes widened as his mind was brought back to reality. The coin flew in the air, then fell to the bathroom floor.
Add rushed over to Eve, then scooped her up in his arms.
"Oh my god, Eve, what the hell happened?!" Add asked with fear.
"I heard these two idiots talking crap about Ara, so I gave them a lesson." Eve replied.
Add sighed. "Eve, you idiot, you scared me to death."
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
Add was surprised at her sudden apology. His cheeks turned a slight shade of light pink.
"Ah, no, it's okay..."
His eyes darted over to the fatty lying on the floor, and his gaze turned into a death glare.
"Get lost." Was all he said.
Eve walked up to her room to get ready for the night, and to go to sleep.
Sitting in her bed, dressed in her pajamas, reading her manga, was Add.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Eve asked, yelling.
"Eve!" Ophelia burst the door down, Oberon right behind her. "We heard you scream so-"
"Oh, I see. Take your time, Eve." Ophelia bowed then closed the door.
"DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND!"
"Eve, it's okay, you have me." Add said, lying down.
"Sit up." Eve said, pulling a bottle of milk out of nowhere, then placing her lips on the top. She tilted her head backwards, and let the liquid fall through her throat.
"Drinking milk won't make your breasts any bigger." Add said. Eve almost spilled out all her milk.
"I'm a robot, do you really expect me to not know that?" Eve replied.
"Eve, do you have the 6th volume for this manga?" Add asked, looking around.
"Hmm?" Eve turned her head back. "Hidan no Aria?"
"Great story." Add said.
"Add, I'm going to change, so turn around." Eve said.
"Into what?" Add asked.
"My second pair of pajamas. You're wearing my first. Why are you wearing them?"
"I felt like it." Add replied.
"I'm going to go to sleep, so go away now. You've had your fun." Eve said, taking off her top.
"What are you doing?" Add asked, his cheeks turning pink.
"I'm changing. Since you won't turn around, I have no choice but to do it in front of you.
Eve put her top in a laundry basket, then proceeded to take off her camisole...
"F-Fine, I'll look away!" Add stuttered, embarassed.
"Thank you." Eve said softly, swiftly dressing in her pajamas.
Eve got in her bed, then slept got into a position, right next to Add.
"Eve, what are you doing?!" Add yelled.
"Since you won't leave, I have no choice but to sleep right next to you.
"Yeah, but-" Add was cut off when Eve wouldn't answer him.
"Geez..." Add said, stroking Eve's hair. He blushed and looked away.
"You're getting more dominant by the moment. You really annoy me, you know that?"