Chapter 5: Now the Party Don't Start 'til I Walk In

"Mikasa! Get your lazy butt out of that bed!"

Mikasa opens a sliver of her eyelids, deciding that if she doesn't pay attention to the brunette in front of her now, she should be woken up by a bucket of ice water probably. Therefore, she fully opened her eyes and stared at the sight in front of her: Sasha, wearing a skimpy red and white polka dotted bikini, carrying a golden key.

"Guess what?"

"Chicken butt."

"Yum. But no, we're planning on having a pool party downstairs. Just all of us, no one else!" Sasha beams.

"Not to be Debby Downer, but isn't the pool already closed?"

"Psh. What do you think this key is for? One quick peekaboo for the security guard by Krista (damn that girl has legs, ooh gurl), and we got the keys! C'mon! Let's go!"

Mikasa lazily lifts her legs up, gets off the very comfortable bed, and walks towards her suitcase groggily. She looks for her favorite pair of swimwear sleepily but is suddenly awakened when she unexpectedly imagines a shirtless and wet Eren. She blushes hard; she knows it is taboo to think of her adopted brother that way, but hey, she can look at the menu; she just can't order.

Down at the pool gate, the seven boys were waiting for Sasha to arrive with the key. They were wearing their usual swimwear, except Bertholt, who was wearing a T-shirt, self-conscious about his body. Krista, Ymir, and Annie arrive later, the latter gaining a jaw drop from Armin. Sasha arrives next and finally, Mikasa. Mikasa walks towards the boys casually, knowing that Armin, Jean, and Marco were probably sweating from her incredible hotness, who could blame her? But what about Eren? She moved her calm and stoic eyes towards his face and fixated on his eyes. She can't help but notice that Eren is looking at something ravenously. She traces his line of vision and finds that he is staring right at Jean Kirschtein's ass. Before she could start convulsing with disgust, Sasha loudly remarks, "Let's get this pool party rollin'!"

Reiner had brought a large duffel bag with him; it wasn't long before he revealed the contents. Alcohol. Reiner had brought the finest and brought enough to actually start a bar, which he did. He walked towards a pool table, placed all the fine liquor on it, and started making cocktails for everyone. So there the group was, in the pool, after hours, with plenty of alcohol to go around. And while everyone would want to go swim immediately, they just actually finished eating; therefore, there needs to be some time allotted before swimming. With nothing to do, the group decided to play a classic game: Truth or Dare.

They all sat in a circle. The full moon shined brightly, illuminating everyone's faces; therefore, even if they did get tipsy, there was truly enough light for them to somewhat recognize each other. See, recognition is an important thing since Truth or Dare tends to deal with a lot of sexual activities. The circle, starting with Eren and going clockwise went: Annie, Sasha, Connie, Mikasa, Jean, Krista, Ymir, Marco, Bertholt, Reiner, and Armin. They all decided that they needed to loosen up, so they all took two shots of tequila before starting; they had also decided on a rule: If one does not answer the question accurately or does not want to answer the question or does not do the dare, then one has to strip a piece of clothing. This was pretty unfair to the boys since most of them were only wearing trunks and nothing underneath; but hey, what would be a better medium to show everyone their prized junks?

Since Marco is the financer of this trip, the group came to a consensus that he should be the one to start. "Ymir. Truth or Dare?"

"What else? Dare!"

"I dare you to walk up to the security guard who we got the keys from and twerk in front of him!"

"Easy!" she states as security guard they were talking about just happened to pass by the pool gate; he was probably convinced by Krista to keep watch and help them avoid the hotel manager. Ymir confidently walked up towards the large man. He had chest hair emerging through his security officer uniform like daisies in springtime. She abruptly and mechanically dropped low, pressed her butt against his legs, and then began to do rhythmic movements with her gluteus maximus. She then jumped on his back, as though he was giving her a piggy back ride, and started pounding on his bald head as if it was a drum. The group quickly realized that Ymir does not know what "twerking" means as her ethnic movements were far from what the master, Miley Cyrus, would do. Therefore, they quickly ran towards the poor man being harassed and quickly peeled her off.

"Wooooh! That was spicy!"

Anime sweat drops literally appeared on everyone's faces. They reached a silent agreement to not tell Ymir that what she was doing was not necessarily twerking.

It was Ymir's turn to ask, and so, she turned to Connie, "Connie! Truth or Dare?"

"Truth!"

"What size condoms do you wear?"

There was a sputtering noise; Connie, who was absolutely embarrassed, blushed immensely. Sasha, right next to him, was raising her hand as if she was back in grade school, wanting to answer Ymir's question. Connie decided that the question was far too personal and decided that he was NOT going to answer this. Therefore, he took off his trunks, exposing himself to everyone. Yep. Connie decided to not answer the question about his condom size, and so, he took off his trunks (with nothing underneath) to comply with the rules. It wasn't until a few minutes later when he realized his mistake.

Connie turns towards Reiner and asks, "Reiner. Truth or Dare?"

"Truth" There was a cough and a quiet "scaredy cat" that came from Jean's part of the circle. Not pointing fingers, but it was around Jean's part of the circle.

"Who takes it up in the butt?"

"Me. My turn. Eren, Truth or Dare?"

Everybody who knows Eren knows that he would choose dare and actually follow through. Therefore, if one really wanted a fun dare being accomplished, just pick Eren.

"Dar—"

"I dare you to make out with the person in this circle that you want to kiss the most. Not a short peck, a full on make out session. Let's make it… err… seven minutes," he finishes with a devilish smile.

Even Armin was dumbfounded; this was the smartest dare ever. It not only asks someone to do a sexual act, it also reveals who that person likes the most. After all, Truth or Dare is really just, "Who do you like or do something sexual."

Eren sweeps his gaze all over the room and stops at the sight of the person who he wants to kiss the most. He slowly stands from his cross-legged sitting position and slowly walks towards Mikasa's direction. Her eyes glimmer and her heart pounds as she notices that Eren was walking towards her. However, a thought starts to appear in her head. "Eren is my brother. My brother. Look, but don't touch. This will never happen! Never!" Once she completed the thought, she notices that Eren is right in front of her. But his face wasn't; his butt was in front of her.

She looks to her left and sees Eren hungrily making out with Jean. She screams out a loud, "What the hell?!" Her screech was so loud, it took everyone by surprise; unfortunately, Marco, who had started to stand up to take a picture, was the most alarmed. He was so startled by Mikasa's loud scream that he slipped on the tile and fell right into the pool. Reiner and Bertolt immediately took action and jumped into the pool to save him. However, when they resurfaced, Marco was unconscious and blood was seeping out of his head.

A/N: (: