Chapter 18 {Heads up this chapter has an episode reference {When Losers attack}} I own nothing!
Timmy went to Dark Laser.
Timmy: Dad!
Dark Laser: Yes Timmy?
Timmy: Jorgen took away my fairies and….. {begins to cry}
Dark Laser: There, there Timmy, it's okay. {Pats his back to comfort him}
Timmy: No dad it's not okay. He took one of the few things that made me happy. {He paused} {his sorrow turned into anger} I WANT REVENGE!
Dark Laser: {evil smiled} If its revenge you want. I'll be happy to help. {messes with Timmy's hair}
Timmy: In that case we may need help.
Meanwhile in fairy world…..
The fairy consul had Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof in Abracatraz for helping their new evil god child.
It made Fairy news. Foop just so happened to be watching the news.
On the news…
Random reporter: So do you think Timmy will be a threat to fairy world?
Jorgen: Of course not. Now if you'll excuse me I have to back work. {goes to the fairy pet shop}
Foop: Timmy lost his fairies and is a powerful evil boy, he wants revenge on Jorgen I know I do. {poofs to earth}
Meanwhile back to Earth…
Timmy: Mr. Crocker I need your help.
: Why should I help you?
Timmy: My fairies were taken from me and I want revenge on Jorgen, the head fairy to get them back. If you help take him down I'll let you take over fairy world.
Mr. Crocker: {in shock} YOU GOT A DEAL! {handshakes with Timmy}
Timmy: Excellent.
Foop appears.
Foop: Can I join the revenge party?
Timmy: Be my guest.
Foop: Yes!
Mr. Crocker: but before we plot our revenge let's go get something to eat.
Timmy: {annoyed} fine.
They went to eat at the cake and bacon they headed to 's house.
Dark Laser: So what's the plan?
Mr. Crocker: Sh! My mother is trying to sleep.
Foop: We need a name.
Dark Laser: Timmy and I want the flipsies. {Timmy annoyed}
Foop: Super lame moving on.
Mr. Crocker: The Crocker Jacks.
Foop: What does that even mean?
Mr. Crocker: {embarrassed} Sorry I panicked. {Timmy face palmed}
Foop: I've got it! The League Of Super Evil Revenge Seekers! Or LOSERS for short. {Timmy face palmed again}
Timmy: {thoughts} better than "the flipsies"
Mr. Crocker: Now that we have the name out the way, I'll dress up as the Tooth fairy and ask Jorgen to be at the car crusher. {Timmy smiled}
Meanwhile….
Jorgen: Only 2 minutes until the fairyclispe happens. {phone rings} Hello?
Meanwhile on the other line…
Mr. Crocker: {female voice} Hello Jorgen I want to meet on Earth.
Jorgen: Where?
Mr. Crocker: At the car crusher. {Timmy, Mr. Crocker, Foop, Dark Laser evil chuckle}
Jorgen: Wait, you are joking right?
Mr. Crocker: DO I SOUND LIKE I'M KIDDING! GET OVER HERE NOW!
Jorgen: Okay, Okay! {poofs to earth}
Foop: Good work, but why did you have to dress up for the phone call?
Timmy: Yeah, I feel scarred for life. {Dark Laser put his hand in front of Timmy's eyes to censor and frowned at Mr. Crocker}
Mr. Crocker: Put a sock in it. {they follow him to his van}
Later….
Mr. Crocker: OH JORGY YOOHOO! KISS ME!
Dark Laser: {censors Timmy's eyes} The Flipsies are very weirded out about this.
Foop: WE AREN'T CALLING OURSELVES THAT! {Timmy smirks}
Jorgen: Coming honey. {thoughts}{I think my wife let herself go}
He leaped right into the car crusher. {Mr. Crocker got out of the way}
Jorgen: What? {confused}
Timmy: Surprise Jorgen! Pull the switch dad!
Dark Laser: {confused} This isn't like my death ball. {Foop shoves him}
Foop: HERE! {uses his bottle to pull the switch}
They all evil laugh in unison.
Jorgen: I blast my way out! {ding!} {PLbth!} Oh no the fairyclispe! {stick his wand in the machine and the machine explodes}
Timmy: Retreat! { and Dark Laser follow Timmy back to the van}
Foop: Wait! {Starts running} Curse my tiny legs! {Timmy lifts Foop with his powers} Thanks.
Timmy: Your welcome.
Later….
Mr. Crocker: New plan how about we make Jorgen a poison sandwich?
{Crickets}
Dark Laser: How about we drop him in a black hole?
Timmy: All in favor? {everyone except {Mr. Crocker} raised their hands}
Mr. Crocker: Fine.
Later Jorgen got sucked into a tractor beam.
Jorgen: Uh can't we discuss this for 14 hours?
Timmy: {angry} No. Dunk him Foop. {he smiles}
Foop: I think we are going to be best friends Timmy. {evil smiles and pulls the lever}
Jorgen: {Thoughts}{I must stop them, but how? Wait Timmy!} {grabs him and goes down}
Timmy: {falls} AHHHH!
Dark Laser's fatherly instincts kicked in.
Dark Laser: TIMMY! SAVE HIM YOU IDIOTS! {Kicks Mr. Crocker and Foop off the "death ball" they scream and fall with Timmy} Oops! I should have tied a rope to them. {ties a rope to himself} HANG ON TIMMY DADDY'S COMING! {jumps out the "death ball"} {He falls} I probably should have tied myself to something.
Jorgen: LATER LOSERS! {hijacks the "death ball"}
They are all in the black hole now.
Timmy: So where do black holes take you?
{everyone paused to think of an answer, but couldn't}
Meanwhile…..
Jorgen went back to the pet shop.
Jorgen: I'm so glad the fairyclipse is over. {A dog interrupted him}
Dog: You're not worried that Timmy is gonna come to fairyworld?
Jorgen: Of course not Sparky, I'm too smart for him.
Sparky: ,but what if…? {Jorgen silences him}
Jorgen: Why do you care? You are just a loser dog who gets rejected by every owner you get. What makes you think you're so special?
Sparky: I can talk.
Jorgen: Whoopty doo here I'll fix that.
Sparky: {Gasp!}{Jorgen zapped him} Bark!, Bark!
Jorgen: Not so special now are you?
Sparky: {Growls!}
Jorgen: Oh shut up!, I'm going to close up shop now and I'll keep my eye for Timmy.
Sparky: {whimpers!} {the doors shut}
Meanwhile…
Foop: Guys I've got good news and bad news the bad news is Jorgen got away, but the good news is my magic is back we have a new member.
Timmy: {in shock} HP?!