Itachi anime – This chapter was made for some unknown reason.
Sasuke – It's about time I get my own chapter.
Naruto – I hear Sasuke gets married in this one, is that true?
Itachi anime – Yup!
Sakura – And somehow, Naruto became the Hokage, and got me to marry him?
Itachi anime – Yup!
Byakuya – Hn. What type of blind women would marry a man such as 'Sasuke'?
(OCC) Suki – I would!
(Real)Itachi – Do I get married as well?
Itachi anime – Uh…if you want?
(Real) Itachi – I would not mind having a wife. But she must be able to defend herself. I am not protecting anyone ANYMORE.
Sesshomaru – Hn. I too wish to be mated.
Itachi anime – You mean 'wed'?
Sesshomaru – Human, I do not understand the words you speak. What is 'wed'?
Itachi anime – You mean getting married?
(Hakuouki) Hijikata – This conversation is getting really annoying!
(Amnesia) Toma – Are there gonna be Yandres' in this thing? –He's a yandre-
Itachi – Well actually-
Kaien – STARTING THE SHOW NOW!
Warning : EXTREME STUIPTITY.
This story is in no way associated with any real time lines of any animes used, all options on animes, and anime characters. There is a vast verity of anime characters used, most character personalities may be screwed up. Lots of OC characters made by me and my sis. My imagination is psycho.
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Sasuke
I fell in love with a mini-skirt…
The entire Hidden Leaf Village decided to hold a celebration in the name of Naruto becoming the new Hokage. Everything was organized by Kakashi who still looked exactly the same as he had eight years ago. Seriously, nothing changed about him. He still had on that freggin Mask. Sasuke had come along to the party location (which happened to be at the local Night Club owned by Neji…who knew he had one of those?), and was currently sitting at the drinks bar table talking to Sebastian (Black Butler).
"You get where I'm coming from, right Sebastian?"
"I understand exactly, Young Master."
"After all that 'being evil' stuff, I wanna settle down, you know?" Sasuke signed, taking another sip of his apple juice, "Get married, have a kid or two, start a family and stuff, you get what I'm saying right?"
"I understand your concerns, Young Master," Sebastian was busy cleaning dishes (his favorite hobby next to torturing people half to death) "So tell me, what type of women are you into?"
"Hm…" Sasuke started to search the dance club and saw several things : Naruto and Sakura making out, Itachi (who was somehow alive) dancing on a table in nothing but a speedo, Kisame eating fish, the Shinsengumi (Hakouki) doing a break-down dance, Byakuya (Bleach) having a drinking contest with the 4th Hokage, Rock Lee in pokka dot – purple spandex, Gintoki (Gintama) drooling drunk in a corner, Kirito (SAO) hitting on his swords, Ichigo (Bleach) playing poker with his hallow…and the one thing that memorized him the most…a girl in a super-mini skirt.
…After a heated session of starring down the very visible stripped underwear of the oblivious young lady, Sasuke finally responded, "Supaa Mini Skirttooo…"