Epilogue
Neji looked up at Lee's expectant, antsy face over the rim of his book, a slightly curious frown on his elegant features.
"You were sent to me? Hiashi once again requires me, correct?" Lee winked, shaking madly from the effort to keep from giggling.
"Nope, nope, nope, Neji-san, Naruto-kun wants you in your bedroom right now. He says it's urgent."
Neji arched a delicate eyebrow in mild surprise, a bit disgruntled. Naruto had gone so far as to now blatantly ask others to fetch him to satisfy his carnal urges? It was a bit much, since their sexual life was supposed to be private. Neji's cheeks flushed lightly as he heard the news and the hidden meaning implied in the words. Apparently Lee had also picked up the not-so-subtle hints as well, earning the Hyuuga a ribful of elbow and a rather malicious snicker. Neji frowned right back and rose with as much dignity he had left out of the squashy chintz armchair in which he was currently reclining.
"Very well, I shall meet him there." Lee grinned toothily, the morning sun glinting off of his polished white teeth.
"Go get 'em, my lord." He bowed mockingly and sashayed out of the room, his snickers echoing off of the walls long after he was gone. Neji rubbed his temples and glided out after him, making straight for his room.
The Hyuuga entered his room and stopped, a bit surprised and a trifle confused. Naruto was nowhere to be seen; that was odd, for Lee did say the blond was waiting for him. A minute later, his head was jerked backward and he turned rather painfully to see Naruto's foxlike features behind him, a full-fledged grin smeared on his face that bore an underlying current of devilry. The grin rather unnerved Neji; that and the fact that Naruto held his tresses captive in one paw and a pair of shears in the other. The words came bursting out of his mouth in a hurried torrent.
"N-Naruto, don't you dare do what I think you're about to do." The blond's smile widened and he giggled maniacally, opening and closing the blades of the shears in a somewhat menacing way.
"I won't, Neji, I won't…..but only if you fulfill a few…oh….how to put this politely…" Naruto smirked deviously.
"Requests." Neji spluttered and squirmed for a good three minutes before he emitted a somewhat coherent reply.
"Re…quests…?" Naruto nodded.
"But I don't—" The blond tugged sharply on the wad of hair in his fist, jerking Neji's head back at a rather painful angle.
"Do it, or the hair is his-tory." Neji gulped and squeaked out a positive.
"That's good. Now, in your sixteen years of existence, Hyuuga Neji, never once have you experienced the life of a servant. I want you to experience it now."
Neji relaxed slightly. Naruto's tone was playful, completely contradicting the intended mood of his words. With a grin, the blond sashayed himself over to a large couch at the end of the room and reclined, putting up his feet on the small mahogany table opposite him. He pointed to a small tray at the other end of the room, containing a tumbler and a bottle of fine red wine.
"My drink please, servant." Neji scowled, but complied and brought the tray over to Naruto.
"Pour the wine, servant." The Hyuuga did so, his scowl deepening, though he was inwardly amused. Naruto smiled a feral, evil smile and took the poured drink, raising it to his mouth. Right before the ruby liquid touched his lips, his eyes glinted dangerously and he lowered the glass, fixing Neji with a penetrating stare.
"The rim of this cup is a mite too dry. Perhaps you could…moisten it?" Neji cocked his head to the side?
"And how do you expect me to do that?" Naruto shook his head slowly as if chiding a small, inexperienced child.
"Don't you mean, 'and how do you expect me to do that, master'?" The Hyuuga gritted his teeth, but nevertheless, made the necessary changes to his sentence. Naruto smiled silkily.
"Well, since there is no remotely moist cloth at the time, you must do it with your tongue." Neji twitched.
"Yes, master."
The last word was forced so hard, Naruto could have sworn it left a crater in the wall above his head. Neji took the wine glass and slowly ran his tongue over the rim, carefully licking every inch of the glass. Halfway through, he felt a tug on the lapels of his shirt, and suddenly he was nose to nose with the blond, their breaths mingling. Naruto smiled and sipped from the wet rim of the cup, slowly tilting some of the crimson liquid down Neji's throat when he was done.
"Taste good?" Neji nodded. Naruto leaned even closer, not quite touching the Hyuuga, but close enough so his chin rested on Neji's and his lips were millimeters away from contact with Neji's own.
"Don't you mean, 'yes master'?" He murmured breathily. Neji smiled seductively and whispered the aforementioned words, making sure to brush Naruto's lips with his own when doing so.
"That's good." Naruto smirked and slipped off the couch, disappearing briefly. Neji relaxed slightly. He rather enjoyed Naruto's ordeal. After all, it wasn't half ba—
Snip
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……………….Fearing the worst, Neji groped blindly behind the back of his head……………
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……………………………"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! MY HAAAAAIIIIIRRRRR!"
Naruto scowled playfully and held up a single strand of ebony.
"Relax, Neji, it was only one strand." Neji twitched sporadically.
"But-but….i-it was one strand of…of MY hair!" The blond grinned maliciously as a response, eyes scintillating with a bright, crazy intelligence.
"Yes, but it will be your whole head of hair, lest you don't wear this." He held up a skimpy waitress outfit that would've fit better on a hamster.
"WHAAAAAAATTTT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Owari
Just wanted to add a bit of humor before I say my goodbyes. So...Ja ne, all my devoted readers and reviewers. I shall appear again...someday in the future...(turns and rides off with Neji into the setting sun)...ow...my eyes...
Oh yes, I forgot...
Another special reviewer that I completely forgot:
RUKA-KUN! I'm SOOOO SORRY! Anyhow...I love you and thank you for reviewing!
Out,
Silver-eyed Hyuuga
P.S. I need a break...I have to study for this ginormous test ON THE THIRD DAY OF SCHOOL! Meaning I won't be posting the Alternate Endings anytime soon...but I promise I will post in at least three weeks if time allows me to. I have a very busy schedule...