"Alright, I've got questions, but number one is this: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?" River demanded looking at the Doctor. Everyone's eyes shifted to the Time Lady. She then turned to face River defiantly. "It's a fez. I wear a fez now." The woman said smoothly. "Fezs are cool." River looked to Amy with an amused look on his face. Amy grinned mischievously, before snatching the absurd hat off of the Doctor's head and throwing it an impressive distance away from the alien. River then pulled out his gun and shot it in mid-air. The Doctor watched helplessly as the pieces of her destroyed fez fell slowly to earth. "My fez..." She whined.