A/N: I lied. I am posting this tonight...Enjoy. Just please make my weekend and make sure you review both chapters :D
Beta'd by the excellent happyPancreas.
Dedicated to my fabulous sister Sensored :D Luv ya Teri-Bear!
SWBS Chat Interlude
Welcome to the SWBS Chat.
BuffyS has logged on.
BuffyS: Hello?
BuffyS: SWBS...SamWinchesterBuffySummers...awww Willow is so sweet.
BuffyS: Crap.
BuffyS: This blows.
BuffyS: He's not here.
BuffyS: Why am I even typing?
BuffyS has logged off.
WillowR has logged on.
WillowR: Testing.
WillowR: I AM QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
WillowR: Get the double treat, that the double sweet, oh it's hard to beat, when the meats meet...
WillowR: Now I am hungry.
SamW. has logged on.
WillowR has logged off.
SamW: Hello?
Xanman has logged on.
SamW has logged off.
Xanman: Hello?
SamW has logged back on.
Xanman: Hey Sam! (I am hollering at Buffy that you are here!) What do you think? Willow set this up. Pretty sweeeee-
Xanman has logged off.
Sam W: Xander?
BuffyS has logged on.
BuffyS: Sam?
SamW: Buffy?
BuffyS: The one and only.
SamW: Was that Xander that was just on?
BuffyS: Yep. Willow too. We only have the one computer here at the library, so we were taking turns until you got on. I told them to scat.
SamW: It was nice of Willow to do this. I like it. A lot faster than mail.
BuffyS: Willow is awesome with computers. She worked on this for a couple of days. Where are you?
SamW: Internet café. In Sioux Falls. I got your mail. Thank You. I got Xander, Willow and Giles' mail too. Tell them thank you.
BuffyS: Giles said he hopes you like the books.
SamW: Giles is there too? Hi Giles!
BuffyS: Yes. He didn't think that this would be interesting. He is reading over my shoulder right now. It's quite annoying actually.
SamW: Hi Giles.
BuffyS: He is gone now, I think I hurt his feelings. So now it is just the two of us.
Xanman has logged on.
Xanman: Hello again.
BuffyS: Xander! What are you doing? Where are you?
Xanman: We broke into the computer lab. *Snickers*
WillowR has logged on.
WillowR: Hello!
BuffyS: Well I stand corrected. The Scoobies are all here.
SamW: Hi guys.
Jedimindtrix25 has logged on.
Jedimindtrix25: Joe?
BuffyS: Who is Joe?
Jedimindtrix25: Who are you? Where is Joe?
SamW: Who is Joe?.
Xanman: Joe Who?
WillowR: No Joe here…
Jedimindtrix25 has logged off.
BuffyS: That was weird.
SamW: Totally.
Xanman: I liked the name. Wish I had thought of something that cool.
WillowR. has changed their name to Redhead.
Xanman: Oh my God! How did you do that? I want to do that!
Redhead: I'll never tell.
SamW has changed their name to DemonHunter
DemonHunter: That was so cool!
Xanman: Hey!
Redhead: haha
BuffyS has changed their name to VampyrSlayr.
VampyrSlayr: That is so cool. I love the name cha-
VampyrSlayr has changed their name to SecretID.
RedHead: ?
DemonHunter: ?
SecretID: Giles. He made me.
Redhead: Oh.
DemonHunter: Oh.
SecretID: Yep. He's a spoilsport.
SecretID had changed their name to VampyrSlayr
VampyrSlayr: HA! He's gone. I think he's bored now.
Xanman: Guys come on! How did you do that?
Redhead changed their name to Illnevertell .
Xanman has logged off.
VampyrSlayr: Funny Will.
DemonHunter: I think I have tears, I laughed so hard.
Illnevertell: I think I need to go talk to him. Back later.
Illnevertell has logged off.
VampyrSlayr: So. How are you?
DemonHunter: Good. You?
VampyrSlayr: Good.
DarthUgly has logged on.
DarthUgly: Cutie? Is that you?
VampyrSlayr: Do I know you?
DarthUgly: Do I know you?
DemonHunter: Umm…wrong room?
DarthUgly: OH LOL…funny. I saw the room name and I just thought…LMAO
VampyrSlayr: LOL?
DemonHunter: LMAO?
DarthUgly: *Sigh* Newbies.
DarthUgly has logged off.
VampyrSlayr: What is LOL?
Redhead has logged back on.
Xanman has logged back on.
VampyrSlayr: Welcome back Xander.
DemonHunter:Welcome back Xander.
Xanman has changed their name to Pinky.
Pinky: Sweet. Thanks guys.
Redhead has changed their name to TheBrain.
TheBrain: This is fun.
Pinky: So Brain, what are we going to do today?
TheBrain: Same thing we do every day, Pinky. Take over the World!
DemonHunter: HA.
VampyrSlayr: Hehe…I love that show.
DarthCutie has logged on.
Darthcutie: Ugly? You here?
VampyrSlayr: Umm. He was. I think. Then he left.
Pinky: Love the name!
Pinky has changed their name to SonofaSith.
SonofaSith: *snicker*
Darthcutie: LOL.
TheBrain: LOL?
VampyrSlayr: LOL?
DemonHunter: LOL?
SonofaSith: LOL?
DarthCutie: *sigh* Newbies.
DemonHunter: What's a Newbie?
Darthcutie has logged off.
VampyrSlayr: I think we are newbies.
XWinger has logged on.
Xwinger: Cutie? Ugly? Rebo? Anyone?
VampyrSlayr: No
DemonHunter: No
SonofaSith: No
XWinger: Love the name. SonofaSith…LOL
SonofaSith: Thank you. What's LOL?
VampyrSlayr: And LMAO?
DemonHunter: Don't say-
XWinger: *Sigh* Newbies.
VampyrSlayr: Wait
XWinger has logged off.
DemonHunter: *Sigh*
SonofaSith: That's weird. People coming in here like that.
Darthhottie has logged on.
Darthhottie: Max?
VampyrSlayr: Who?
DemonHunter: No Max here. Or Ugly. Or Cutie.
VampyrSlayr: Or JediMindTrix – some number. I forget.
SonofaSith: Ha! I am sensing a theme here.
DarthHottie: Oh. Sorry. Saw the chat room "SWBS" name and I just though…LOL. Funny.
VampyrSlayr: Wait!
Darthhottie: Yes?
VampyrSlayr: What is LOL? oh...also LOMA or LAMO...or something like that, what is it?
DemonHunter: She means LMAO
VampyrSlayr: Well, it you want to get techical...yeah LMAO - what is that?
DarthHottie: *Sigh* Newbies.
Darthhottie has logged off.
The Brain has changed her name to CouncillorTroy
SonofaSith: Willow no. That's just wrong. On so many levels.
CouncillorTroy: Huh?
HawtDarth has logged on.
HawtDarth: Did it start yet?
DemonHunter: ?
VampyrSlayr: ?
SonofaSith: ?
HawtDarth: LOL dude…that name kicks ass.
CouncillorTroy: ?
HawtDarth: *HISS* Wtf? Who let the Trekkie in?
CouncillorTroy: All these Darth-somebodies from Star Trek kept coming in here. So I thought I would join the fun.
HawtDarth: No, that is just wrong. On SO many levels.
SonofaSith: See! I was just saying that.
HawtDarth: MTBWY my friend.
SonofaSith: Huh?
HawtDarth: Isn't this the Star Wars Black Squadron Chat Room?
DemonHunter: Uh No.
VampyrSlayr: Nope.
CouncillorTroy: Star Wars? Oh Doh!
CouncillorTroy changes their name to DrCrusher.
SonofaSith: Willow!
DrCrusher: *snickers*
HawtDarth has logged off.
VampyrSlayr: Star Wars. Oh. Ha. I see. I wonder why they keep coming in here?
DeomonHunter: OH! Ha. Funny. Willow did you set the name of the room like that on purpose?
SonofaSith: Ha! That is funny.
DrCrusher: Um no. It's yours and Buffy's initials. SWBS. I can change it though.
DrCrusher has changed her name to SWBSMistress
SWBSMistress: I can change it for you if you want.
DemonHunter: Nah. It's OK.
SonofaSith: Ha! Kinky Will.
SWBSMistress has changed her name to KinkyWill.
MaxRebo has logged on.
KinkyWill: And after I tied him up, he asked me what the whip was for. I told him he would soon find out. Then he started to cry...I never laughed harder.
MaxRebo has logged off.
VampyrSlayr: Willow! That was too Funny!
KinkyWill: Yeah well. Those Star Wars people talk funny. I don't know what a lol or a lmao or a newbie is, but it can't be good.
SonofaSith: They like the Xanman just fine though. Haha!
MaxRebozgurl has logged on.
MaxRebozgurl: Max?
VampyrSlayr: Not here. He left.
SonofaSith: This is not the chat you are looking for.
DemonHunter: Move along. Move along.
Sonofasith: Dude! Lovin' the dialog.
DemonHunter: Got another one for ya.
DemonHunter: How we doing?
SonofaSith: Same as always.
DemonHunter: That Bad huh?
Sonofasith: I've got a bad feeling about this...
MaxRebozgurl: LOOK! That's no moon, that's a space station.
Sonofasith: May the Force Be With You.
DemonHunter: And also with you.
VampyrSlayr: I really have no idea what language you boys are speaking.
KinkyWill: same here.
SonofaSith: OH! OH!
DeomonHunter: ?
VampyrSlayr: ?
KinkyWill: ?
Sonofasith: MTFBWY. May the Force Be With You.
KinkyWill: Oh! Acronyms. Clever.
MaxRebozgurl: LOL
DemonHunter: Nobody ask.
MaxRebozgurl: ?
DemonHunter: I'm. Serious. Nobody. Ask.
MaxRebozGurl: ?
SonofaSith: What's LOL?
KinkyWill: Xander!
VampyrSlayr: Xander!
DemonHunter: *sigh*
MaxRebozgurl: Newbies.
MaxRebozgurl has logged off.
Vampyrslayr: I think I am getting tired of that.
KinkyWill: Let Off L...Life?
SonofaSith: I sense a mystery
VampyrSlayr: Alright Nancy Drew…
SonofaSith has changed their name to NancyDrew
NancyDrew: Lust of Life? Life or Lust? Look, Oliver, Look! ARGH...
KinkyWill has changed their name to SonofaSith
NancyDrew: Hey! Willow!
SonofaSith: Yes?
VampyrSlayr: Oh my god. I just snorted Sprite out of my nose. Willow that was perfect.
SonofaSith: Thank you.
NancyDrew: Change it back.
SonofaSith: Nope.
RedLdr12 has logged on.
RedLdr12: Hello?
SonofaSith: Hi.
RedLdr12: LOL. Clever.
DemonHunter: Seriously, no one ask this time. It's killing me.
SonofaSith: Thank you.
VampyrSlayr: She is very smart.
RedLdr12: She? OMFG…Sith is a Chick? That is rare. I thought all of the SW chicks were taken. Stats?
SonofaSith: I don't know what to say. ( I really don't!)
RedLdr12: C'mon. How old are you?
SonofaSith: Uh…I don't want to say.
RedLdr12: How old are you? 12? 13?
Demonhunter: How old are you, Ldr?
RedLdr12: 25
VampyrSlayr: You are sick!
RedLdr12: and twisted =:o
NancyDrew: Dude you are gross and you need to leave
RedLdr12: Nancy. How old are you?
NancyDrew: Not Interested years old…besides I am a guy
RedLdr12: that's just sick. Hey sith?
NancyDrew: Yes?
RedLdr12: Not you, dude. I mean the SW cutie…Sith
Sonofasith: I am not telling you how old I am.
RedLdr12: Please. Please
VampyrSlayr: this guy is annoying.
DemonHunter: Very. Wish there was some way we could kick him out.
SonofaSith: OH!
RedLdr12 has been Banned from the chat room
VampyrSlayr: Good One Will!
SonofaSith: Fear me for I am a web mistress and I will kick you in the ass!
NancyDrew: Go Will.
NancyDrew: I want my name back.
SonofaSith: OK Xander. One sec.
SonofaSith has changed their name to CyberGoddess.
CyberGoddess: There you go.
VampyrSlayr has changed their name to SonofaSith
NancyDrew: It said the name was taken.
NancyDrew: Buffy!
SonofaSith: *Snicker* Nancy!
DemonHunter: Sorry dude…but I am laughing out loud here. People are staring.
NancyDrew: Where are you?
DemonHunter: Internet Café in Sioux Falls.
CyberGoddess: I wonder how far away that is?
DemonHunter: I'm not sure.
SonofaSith: About 1700 miles.
DemonHunter: Buffy?
SonofaSith: Giles helped me look it up.
DemonHunter: Really?
SonofaSith: Yeah. I asked him. After you
SonofaSith: had to go.
DemonHunter: Really?
SonofaSith: Cross my heart.
NancyDrew has logged off.
CyberGoddess has logged off.
SonofaSith: Sam?
SonofaSith has changed their name to VampyrSlayr
DemonHunter: Yes?
VampyrSlayr: Oh. I thought you were gone. It was quiet for awhile.
DemonHunter: I didn't know what to say.
VampyrSlayr: Same here. I guess it's just us in here though.
DemonHunter: So.
VampyrSlayr: So.
DemonHunter: haha…I feel a little awkward.
VampyrSlayr: Me too.
DemonHunter: K. So change of subject then.
VampyrSlayr: So you got the mail?
DemonHunter: Yes! Bobby had everything piled up in the spare room I use when we stay here. I have never gotten anything like that before.
VampyrSlayr: Really? You liked it?
DemonHunter: Yes.
VampyrSlayr: So Giles sent books?
DemonHunter: Yes. They were about dream interpretation.
VampyrSlayer: You need to interpret your dreams? Good or bad?
DemonHunter: I'm not sure yet.
VampyrSlayr: Sounds serious. Want to talk about it?
DemonHunter: ""
VampyrSlayr: If you don't want to talk, it's OK.
DemonHunter: I do actually. I just don't know how to explain it without sounding like a freak.
VampyrSlayr: I'm Queen of Freaks. I wrote the book, starred in the movie and ... god I really suck at metaphors don't I? My point is I won't get judge-y on you.
DemonHunter: Well, I had a dream a few weeks ago, right after we left Sunnydale actually. It was -
VampyrSlayr: Freaky? Sorry. Joke. You were saying?
DemonHunter: I don't think it was even a dream. It was more like snapshots, like in a book, except the pages were flipping so fast it was the images were hard to sort out. I didn't remember it at first. But then, a few things happened and I remember thinking that some things seemed familiar. And then -and this is the freaky part - I knew something bad - something REALLY bad - was going to happen and THEN I stopped it.
VampyrSlayr: Holy Shit.
DemonHunter's: There is more. I think it's happened before. I think. But I am not sure. Yep. I'm a freak. I should probably stop typing now.
VampyrSlayr: Holy Crap.
DemonHunter: Yeah - I probably shouldn't have unloaded all of that on you.
VampyrSlayr: No you doofus! Holy Crap=I know exactly what you mean! I have dreams like that sometimes.
DrHoo has logged on
DrHoo: Hello?
VampyrSlayr has sent a whisper to DemonHunter: ha! I just found this. I think I can talk to you and other people won't know it. Can you do it too?
DrHoo: Helllloooo. I know some people are in here, I can see your names on the roster.
DemonHunter has sent a whisper to VampyrSlayr: Test...DrHoo's on first.
DrHoo: Helllloooo? C'mon guys...
VampyrSlayr has sent a whisper to DemonHunter:OK...this is truly one of Willow's best idea's ever!
DrHoo: *sigh*
DrHoo has logged off
DemonHunter: So you have dreams like that too?
VampyrSlayr: Yeah. It's a Slayer thing. They are prophetic. Had a few this year.
DemonHunter: Did it come true?
VampyrSlayr: Well...almost. We stopped the Harvest and the Master didn't rise, so nope.
DemonHunter: Master? The Vampire you wrote me about? I didn't know you dreamed about him.
VampyrSlayr: Yeah. Sometimes. They are not fun.
DemonHunter: So when you dream about him do you get ...
VampyrSlayr: ...scared?
DemonHunter: I was going to ask if you got Headaches. Do you, though? Get scared?
VampyrSlayr: ""
DemonHunter: Buffy?
VampyrSlayr: Yeah. I get scared. Kind of lame, right? All this Slayer strength and I get scared of a dream.
DemonHunter: Not lame. Human. You are human. A little fear might be a good thing. Keep you alert.
VampyrSlayr: "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
DemonHunter: ""
VampyrSlayr: Xander says that all the time. It's strange...he has this special voice and everything when he says it too. HA. You know - it kinda makes sense though.
DemonHunter: *Shakes head*
VampyrSlayr: Anyways. So you asked about headaches. Do you get headaches?
DemonHunter: Yeah.
VampyrSlayr: Oh. And Giles sent you books?
DemonHunter: Yes. Dreams of Prophecy and Portent. They are part of the "A Watcher's Guide" series. I'll get them back to him soon though. Then you can have them.
VampyrSlayr: Oh, take your time. I already had the pleasure. He gave them to me too, when we first met and I had my first master dream. I didn't read them. They were kind of dry. What do you mean A Watcher's Guide?
DemonHunter: The Watcher's books. You know - you have the Slayer's handbook and the Slayer Chronicles, and the Watcher's have the Watcher's Guide books.
VampyrSlayr: Slayer Chronicles? I didn't know that I had chronicles. I wonder what's in them.
DemonHunter: Slayer lore, ummm tactics. In fact there is a 2 part set called "Origins". Part 1 is The Watcher, part 2 is The Slayer. I just mailed The Slayer back to Giles a few days ago.
VampyrSlayer: Origins?
DemonHunter: Yeah. It's actually quite interesting.
VampyrSlayr: I wonder why Giles didn't tell me?
DemonHunter: You won't know unless you ask, I guess.
VampyrSlayr: I wish you were here...
DemonHunter: me too.
VampyrSlayr: ...you could read the books and give me the Cliffnotes version.
DemonHunter: HA! Nice.
VampyrSlayr: *grins cheekily* Really do wish you were here though. You still owe me a date.
DemonHunter: That's one debt I will be happy to pay.
VampyrSlayr: Just name the day Sam.
DemonHunter: OK. Changing subject. So.
VampyrSlayr: Umm...So you had lot of mail - who else sent you stuff?
DemonHunter: Xander sent graphic novels; Willow sent some postcards; Your mom sent some clothes and a letter and Oz sent 2 posters.
VampyrSlayr: Oz?
DemonHunter: He's a junior. We had classes together. He has a band. They finally got a name and a poster. He sent me a poster of their band logo and their first paying gig. they are playing in LA at some club this summer.
VampyrSlayr: OH! I think Willow met him. I think. She met someone and I think his name was Oz.
DemonHunter: Dancing at The Bronze?
VampyrSlayr: You saw that? I didn't see it. I suck! I am NOT a good BFF.
DemonHunter: haha. You are a great BFF. Willow's lucky to have you.
VampyrSlayr: Awww. Thank You.
DemonHunter: I got all your mail too.
Vampyrslayr: Oh geeze. It was too much wasn't it? I turned into stalker-mail girl didn't I?
DemonHunter: No! It was the best thing!
VampyrSlayr: Really?
DemonHunter: No one has ever written to me before. I can't tell you what it meant.
VampyrSlayr: I'm glad. I got your mail too. Thank you.
DemonHunter: I worried I was writing too much. I thought it might scare you away.
VampyrSlayr: We slayers don't scare away easily.
DemonHunter: So.
VampyrSlayr: So.
Jedimindfucker has logged on.
Jedimindfucker: Anyone want to cyber?
VampyrSlayer has sent a whisper to DemonHunter: OK...some of these chat people are very strange.
Jedimindfucker: Hello...I know people are in here. I can see your names on the roster.
DemonHunter has sent a whisper to VampyrSlayr: You don't want to know what "Cyber" means. I just found out.
Jedimindfucker: Hello there VampyrSlayr and DemonHunter...DO YOU WANT TO CYBER?
VampyrSlayr has sent a whisper to DemonHunter: How did you find out?
DemonHunter has sent a whisper to VampyrSlayr:I asked the Barista. HA! I should have done that ages ago.
VampyrSlayr has sent a whisper to DemonHunter:OH! I wish we had thought of that in the beginning!
Jedimindfucker has logged off.
VampyrSlayr: That was weird.
DemonHunter: These chat room people have their own language. I think we need a chat dictionary or something.
VampyrSlayr: I'll get Willow on that. What did "Cyber" mean?
DemonHunter: Uhhh,...virtual sex.
VampyrSlayr: Ew. You were right. I didn't want to know that.
DemonHunter: Told you.
VampyrSlayr: What about LOL? And LoAm or whatever it was.
DemonHunter: One sec.
VampyrSlayr: ""
VampyrSlayr: ""
VampyrSlayr: ""
VampyrSlayr: Sam?
DemonHunter: Sorry. There was a line at the expresso machine. LOL= Laughing Out Loud
VampyrSlayr: huh. Go figure. LOL. lol. guess it works in a weird chatty way.
DemonHunter: yeah. The other is LMAO=Laughing My Ass Off
VampyrSlayr: LOL
DemonHunter: I know!
VampyrSlayr: I get it now. LOL
DemonHunter: LOL...LMAO...yep, I'm feeling the lingo now.
CyberGoddess has logged on
CyberGoddess: Hey Buffy. Hey Sam. We are going home now. You coming with Buffy?
DemonHunter: I have to go too.
VampyrSlayr: Me too. I still have to patrol though, Willow. I can walk you home though.
CybberGoddess: Ok. We will meet you back at the Library.
CyberGoddess has logged off
DemonHunter: Wish I could stay longer.
VampyrSlayr: Same Here.
DemonHunter: This Sucks!
VampyrSlayr: Oh. We thought it would be easier than writing, but if you prefer mail…
DemonHunter: NO! No. Not this…This is amazing. I can't believe how much trouble you all went through just to hang with me. This is the best thing!
VampyrSlayr: *Whew* had me worried for a moment.
DemonHunter: I just meant it sucks that I had to leave. Especially when I was going to- we were going to
VampyrSlayr: have a date?
DemonHunter: Yeah. I was kind of looking forward to it.
VampyrSlayr: Me too.
DemonHunter: I had it all planned too.
Vampyrslayr: You did?
DemonHunter: Yeah.
VampyrSlayr: Well?
DemonHunter: What?
VampyrSlayr: I'm dying here! Tell me what you planned?
DemonHunter: Well…
VampyrSlayr: Now that's just cruel. You can't leave a girl hanging like that.
DemonHunter: HA! Sorry.
VampyrSlayr: You are NOT forgiven…unless you tell me.
DemonHunter: 's up. My brother is here.
VampyrSlayr:This is not over Sam...next time you will tell me about your plans for our date.
DemonHunter: Same time next week? I don't know what city I will be in but I will see you back "here".
VampyrSlayr:I'll be here.
DemonHunter: Bye Buffy.
VampyrSlayr: Bye Sam.
VampyrSlayr has logged off.
DemonHunter has logged off.
RupertG has logged on.
RupertG has changed their name to GrandWatcherG
GrandwatcherG has changed their name to BuffysWatcher
BuffysWatcher has changed their name to Ripper
Ripper: Hello?
Geturfreekon69 has logged on.
Geturfreekon69: Hello? Anyone there? Want to cyber?
Ripper has logged off.
Geturfreekon69 has logged off.
-Stay tuned
A/N:Well - This is very typical of On-line chats from '97. I had fun writing this- hoped it was as much fun for you to read.