Knock, knock, knock-knock, knock knock.
"Who's there?" Misaki asked jokingly, for he knew who it was.
"BANANA!"The counterpart yelled on the other side of the door, much to loudly. Misaki opened the door.
"Shu-nii, that's the oldest joke I've ever heard." Said the young brunette said before looking at his cousin. When he saw his cousin he brought his palm to his face.
"No I seriously meant a banana!"Shuichi exclaimed smiling at his favorite cousin. He hugged Misaki and Misaki in turn let him in. "WOW! This is where you're staying? It's so nice! You're boyfriend must have very good taste!"
"BOYFRIEND?" Misaki yelled quietly, not eager to wake the sleeping Usagi.
"Misaki, what is all the racket about? Who are you talking to?" The sleepy and groggy Usagi shuffled out of his room with his bear in his arms.
"Shit!" Misaki said under his breath.
"Is this him, Misa-kun? Wait. Aren't you Akihiko Usami?" Shuichi didn't realize his loudness was not appreciated.
"Yes, do I know you? And what are you doing with my Misaki?" Akihiko asked coldly.
"No, you're just by far my favorite author, only rivaled by my boyfriend!" Shuichi exclaimed ignoring the second question.
"Uh-huh, why are you with my Misaki?" Akihiko asked becoming angry.
"Wait! Who are you dating?" Misaki asked quickly.
"Eiri Yuki!" Shuichi exclaimed once more ignoring the question. Misaki blushed becoming nervous.
"Really? I didn't think he was bi." Usagi said casually "Now... why are you with my Misaki?"
"He's my cousin of course!" Shuichi smiled at the frustrated man.
"Ah, then have fun." Usagi drawled walking to the kitchen to pour himself coffee, his cup shattering again.
"Usagi-san! Be careful!" Misaki took the coffee putting it down and dragging Usagi to the sink, rinsing his hand."Don't you ever learn? I marked the glasses and everything!" Usagi smirked and leaned down to Misaki's ear.
"I know. I just like being this close to you." Usagi whisper seductively, grabbing the younger boy's ass. Misaki froze with a shocked and embarrassed look stuck on his face for several seconds.
"USAGI-SAN!" Misaki yelled trying to find a way to reprimand the man. "Don't do such things in front of company!"
"Misaki! You're the uke then?" Shuichi stated more than questioned.
"That's the most obvious thing I've ever heard... I'm guessing your original hair colour is blond?" Said the author looking at the boy as if he was a pink elephant.
"No, this is my natural hair color!" Shuichi said somewhat offended.
"Wait a damn second! Why does everyone think I'm a uke?" Misaki said out of a red face.
"Don't worry! I am too!" Shuichi hummed men stared.
"We assumed..."
"Well, sorry Usami-sama~! I'm stealing Misa-chan for today! See ya!" Shuichi said dragging Misaki from the house.