Yuki growled under his breath. "There is not a piece of ass on ALL OF THE EARTH, worth this…." Yuki thought, standing abruptly, completely prepared to leave when he heard a voice that sounded like a whimper.

"Yuki-san, is something wrong?" Misaki asked kind of surprised, worried that Yuki would leave. Other than the occasionally drift to a dangerous comment, or all together topic, if the ukes were unlucky enough, it was going pretty well. But right now Usagi-san had taken to his meal. A main course of salmon, with two sides: peas and carrots. He had arranged them on the plate to form a teddy bear's head.

"Huh? Yuki-kun, gotta use the bathroom?" Shuichi had completely forgotten Yuki never wanted to go on the date because of how he was enjoying the quiet conversation and laughter between near brawls. It was a small, secluded, yet safe, semi-fancy restaurant, and for once Shuichi could enjoy a date without worrying about his or Yuki's fangirls or paparazzi. Yuki's voice rumbled before he sighed

"Y-yeah sure…" Yuki walked off cussing, "Shit! Damn those two! They are way to fucking cute!" Yuki continued to the bathroom to take care of the thoughts the two cousins had given him….


Okay I admit, This is REALLY late... But for all of you reading this- THANK YOU~! YOU"RE SO LOYAL! I DON'T DESERVE SUCH DEVOTED READERS~! YOU ARE ALL AWESOMESTNESSLSIOUSNESS!

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Akihiko: Why didn't you use cap lock for any of that?

AIB:...MUST YOU POINT IT OUT THAT THE AUTHOR IS BLONDE? That's why you didn't get a speaking part!

Akihiko:...

AIB: What now?

Akihiko: You didn't use it again~.

AIB:GOD DAMN MOTHERFU-!

*That concludes this chapter~! Re~view!*