When a Puckett meets a Maelstrom

"Talking"
'Thinking'
(Author Note)

An: I don't own anything of iCarly or Naruto

Chapter 2: Sock to the Head

(Ridgeway Junior High School)

The iCarly crew were by Carly's locker in the hallway near the entrance of the school discussing on how to talk to a certain blond the only problem was "How are we going to ask him to move his workout time." ask a panicking Carly. "What's the big deal we just tell him to move the time simple as that." Freddie said not seeing the big deal. "The big deal is if he says no there nothing we can do about it!" panic Carly "What do you mean yea he workouts but we have Sam here to take him down if he says no right Sam." the techno geek said turning to his blond friend only to see her munching on a taco "Umm Sam where did you get that taco?" Carly ask not seeing her friend having or stopping for a taco on the way to school all she got was a shrug of the shoulder as her answer from the eating blond.

They kept on trying to come up with ideas for the meeting of the blond till "Gibby!" they turned to see a pudgy boy with spike up hair wearing a brown polo button up short-sleeves shirt with blue jeans and a brown pair of sneakers on his feet. "Hay Gibby do you know anyone named Naruto?" ask Carly "You mean the new kid yea he's my cooking partner and boy can he cook." said Gibby rubbing his belly "Yea that's him do you know where he is?" ask Freddie wanting to meet the blond and secretly wanted tips on working out. "Yea I just saw him in the Omph!" Gibby started only to get push to a locker by a boy with a black fohawk hairstyle wearing a football team jacket. "So Gibby got the money you O-me for not beating you up yesterday?" Gibby moved his head side to side indicating that he doesn't too scared to even talk "Well that too bad guess I have to beat you twice as hard then." as he raised him hand to form a fist.

The hallway became quiet over the current event happening. Sam was about to stop the bully till a hand grab the boy's fist when he pulled back readying to punch Gibby all eyes turned to see Gibby's savior "I would appreciate if you would stop bullying my cooking partner." "Who the hell do you think you are?" said the enrage bully "I'm Naruto Namikaze and if you don't I'll show you why I'm undefeated in my mix martial art career." the boy just stared at Naruto trying to intimidate him which only cause Naruto to look back at him with much more intensity in his eyes till he let go of Gibby and started to walk away glaring at Naruto as he left never saying a word. When the boy turned to the corner Naruto went over to check on Gibby "Hay Gibby you alright man?". "Yea thanks Naruto." Gibby said slightly shaken "Gibby who is that jerk anyways?" ask Naruto "His name is Ryan he's the quarterback of the school's football team. He takes my lunch money every day or else he beats me up." answer Gibby lowering his head "Well next time he tries that go find me so I can kick his ass. Nobody deserves to get bully especially you Gibby your one of the nicest person I met in this school so far." Naruto said giving him a genuine smile to his down friend causing most of the girls in the hallway to let out "aawwws." causing some of their boyfriends to glare at Naruto for making them look bad. While the iCarly crew just smiled seeing somebody helping Gibby out and as for Gibby he raised his head with a genuine smile on his face then grab Naruto into a bear huge till he turned blue "Gib...by ca...n't bre..ath." said the blond slowing reaching the light causing Gibby to release his hold of Naruto and started to apologize to the blond that was regaining back his color who waved it off saying it's alright.

"So Naruto I heard you were trending on Chirp." said Sam walking towards the blond with her hands in her pocket trying to act cool and failing thanks to some left over lettuce from the taco she had on her cheek. "Umm yea I heard some girls recorded me working out out right and you have some lettuce on you cheek here let me take it off." just as Naruto was about to reach for the piece of lettuce. Sam grabbed his arm and tried to flip him over for invading her personal bubble keyword was tried what she forgot was that Naruto was a black belt in judo which means he has insane balance. Which resulted in her just wrapping his arm around her shoulder and her back to be pushed against his chest looking like a couple in a loving embrace. This got different reaction from all 5 of them.

'Wow working fast Naruto you are the man.' thought Gibby giving Naruto two thumbs up.

'Crap he was able to block Sam's flip note to self never fight Naruto.' thought a slightly scared Freddie never seeing somebody able to counter Sam's attacks before.

'Damn it Sam I would kill to be in your spot right now.' thought a jealous Carly.

'Dang Mama likes this he has nice biceps and boy does he have an 8 pack alright. In your face Carly!' thought a victorious Sam.

'Well she sure is strong she almost got me. If it wasn't for my mom's judo training I would have been on the floor right now.' thought an impress Naruto.

The bell rang signaling that school is about to start the two blonds were still in this awkward position and to make matters worse a certain English teacher walk pass by them saying if the blond COUPLE was late to class they could spend more time together in detention. This caused two things well three things. One is it caused both Sam and Naruto to blush. Two it caused them to separate from each other. Three caused Gibby, Carly, and Freddie to burst out laughing seeing the blonds' reactions which was short-lived after seeing Sam angry face which scared Gibby causing him to run to his first period class.

"You speak of this and I will hurt you with my butter sock got it." Sam said pointing at both her friends. Carly know she wasn't joking so she kept her mouth shut Freddie on the other hand "I doubt that. You don't have your sock here." Freddie said decided to call Sam on her bluff only to start to freak out when Sam went to her locker opened it and took out a sock with something in it now Freddie decided to do the one smart thing to do he ran down the hallway towards his computer class. Sam seeing this swung her sock around in circles till she released the buttery footwear sending it flying toward Freddie who was about to turn the corner but the sock was too fast and wack him behind the head. When Sam heard an "Ahh!" she smiled knowing that she got her target. "Now Naruto as I was saying.." the blond said turning her attention back towards the whiskered blond only to see that he was gone "Dang it when did he go Carly?" she ask turning to her brunette friend only to see her gone as well "Dang it when did she left." Sam then turned to the clock reading that she was already 5mins late to class "Dang it I have detention."

Seeing that she was late already she decided to take her time to walk to class meaning she decided to sneak to the cafeteria hopping to get some food. On her way to her destination she pass by the butter sock bend down to grab it and put it inside her backpack knowing that she would need to use it soon.

(Cafeteria)

Naruto was sitting on a table slurping on some ramen noodles he brought from home till he heard the cafeteria doors open. He turned his head and saw the blond girl who was caressing his abs a few minutes ago deciding to joke around with her he said "Hay princess how you doing." Sam hearing this turned to the noise planning on destroying the person who dare call her princess only to see Naruto eating something that smells good so being Sam she went over to him hip bump him off his seat took it and start to eat his ramen well-tried to seeing that his eating utensil was a pair of chopsticks. When Naruto got up slightly annoyed at being interrupted when he was eating the 'food of the gods.' smirk in seeing Sam try to pick up a piece of pork and drop it back into the bowl 2 inches away from her mouth after a few more tries Sam got fed up turned to Naruto gave him back the chopsticks. Naruto look at her confused till she said "You feed Mama Pork now." Naruto seeing this smirk coming up with a plan but decided to play along. When Sam saw him pick up the biggest piece of pork in the ramen with the sticks she opened her mouth expecting him to feed her only in the last second to switch direction from her mouth to his and start to eat the heavenly food. Sam seeing this got angry and him snacking his lips and the "'mmmmmm." sounds he was making didn't help either. Having enough she took the bowl and slurp all the food and broth in it and less than 2 minutes later there was nothing left. Sam let out a satisfy sign wiping her lips from the execs broth from the ramen.

After seeing his face Sam decided to ask him while he was here "Hay Naruto why you here shouldn't you be at Ms. Nagsalot English class." only to see him tilt his head in confusion "Ms. Who?" seeing this Sam decided to say the teacher real name "Ms. Briggs." this got Naruto to make an o-face "Yea but I was feeling hungry so I came here to eat and if she gets mad at me I can always say I got lost cause I'm new here. Shouldn't you be there too." he told her his reason "Yea but I was hungry and that taco from TacoClock didn't fill me up so I came here to get so grub." she explained.

"So is that why you ate all my ramen then?" sulk Naruto that he barely got to eat any of his mom's homemade ramen. His answer was a 'innocent smile' from Sam causing him to shake his head and go back to sulking.

Sam decided to go back to the topic she had with her friends about how to get him to switch his workout routine to not interfere with the iCarly fan rate. "Now I have a proposition for you and your workout time." she began.

"What do you mean?" ask a confused Naruto not knowing what's wrong with his workout routine.

"Well your timing is interfering with me and my friend's web show. Maybe you heard of it it's called iCarly." boasted Sam about being a main part of the best web show in the world.

"Nope never heard of it." Naruto flatly stated causing Sam to look at him as if he was crazy.

"You never heard of iCarly before where have you been under a dang rock it's the best web show in the world!" Sam practically yelled at his face.

"I've been training, fighting, cooking, entering tournaments and playing my guitar." Naruto said matter of factly.

"Fine hey how would you like to be in iCarly as a guest star." Sam offered.

"You got a phone?" ask Naruto changing the subject.

"Yea why?" Sam ask confused while taking out her phone which was taken by Naruto who pressed a few button then gave it back to her. "What did you do?" she ask.

"I put my number in it. I'll text you with my answer at the end of school. Later princess." Naruto said getting up and began to leave the cafeteria not seeing an angry Sam following him with a certain sock in hand for calling her princess twice in the past half hour.

End of Chapter 2: Sock to the Head

An: Sorry but Naruto knows nothing about charka that's why I gave him a MMA background in the story. I try to do a one sided Freddie/Sam but I cant promise it.

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