When a Puckett meets a Maelstrom

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An: I was going to post this chapter yesterday but I got caught up watching fights :p

I don't own anything to do with both iCarly and Naruto

Chapter 3: Food Fight

(Ridgeway Junior High School)

Sam was waiting by Carly's locker playing with her pear pod bored out her mind. "Hay Sam how long have you been by my locker?" a voice near her said surprising the blond who lost focus on her game causing her to lose. "Dang it Carly I almost beat my high score in Pac-mouse." complains Sam. "Sorry so why you did you text me to meet you by my locker at lunch shouldn't you be eating by now." Carly said confused in not seeing her friend storm the cafeteria for food. "Not hungry I guess." Sam said plainly causing Carly to go wide eye not believing what she just heard "You Sam Puckett are not hungry. The very sane person who ate cold pasta from my fridge because you were 'a little hungry' are not hungry now." Carly said double checking on what she just heard to be true only to get a nod from Sam. "Yea probably because I ate most of Naruto soap thing full of pork, noodles, and other things. Just thinking of the taste is making me drool." explained Sam daydreaming about the wonderful food she ate awhile back.

"Wait you ate with Naruto!" shouted a surprise Carly who got a grin from her friend. "Not only that but he gave me his number." bragged Sam showing Carly the number in her phone causing her friend to get jealous "Jealous but not only that he may also be a guest star for tonight's iCarly." she added causing Carly to hug her yelling about hot blond with 8 pack on today's show. "Hold up girl he hasn't text me his answer yet. He said he'll tell me by the end of school." this caused Carly to calm down slight from being bubbly about might having Naruto in her apartment even if her friends are there with her. Carly was about to say more till "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" chanted from the area the cafeteria was at causing both girls to go see who was fighting.

(Cafeteria)

As Sam and Carly made it inside cafeteria they saw Freddie waiting for them. "Freddie who fighting." both girls ask "Jack him up Ryan!" "You stand no chance Gibby!" only to be answered by the crowd of student in a circle around the two fighters. "Crap Gibby fighting that jerk that pushed him to the lockers we got to do something!" panic Carly. All three of the iCarly crew them started to cut through the crowd hopping to help their pudgy friend before he get hurt. When they finally made it to the front two tall muscular boys wearing football jackets like Ryan's blocked their paths preventing them from interfering in the fight that was about to start. "Hay you jerk move it!" yelled an angry Sam trying to push her way thought the two jocks only for them not to budge an inch. "We'll get out of the way when Ryan is finishing beating your little fat friend so sit back and enjoy the show." one said then pushed Sam away as if she weighed nothing to her friends.

Gibby was scared no scratch that he was terrified here he was in his first ever school fight against a quarterback of the football team looking like he was about to tear him apart. "Were is your blond savior now Gibby." mock Ryan taking off his football jacket exposing his white sleeveless undershirt while getting closer to the petrified boy who raised both his hand up trying to form fist with shaky hands and failing. "See you are worthless can't even form a fist in a fight." Ryan continued to mock him and getting closer by every word he said till he was 5ft away from him. "Don't worry Gibby I'll make this slow and painful." The football bully said closing the distance between him and Gibby then raised his fist ready to deliver a powerful haymaker to the scared boy.

The iCarly crew saw what was about to spell the beginning of the end to their friend and all they could do was watch and yell his name.

"GIBBY!"

Gibby closed his eyes bracing for the punch a few second pass nothing happen he was getting curious about why he hasn't felt the pain of the punch yet. Till gasps coming from the students in the cafeteria and the iCarly crew caused him to open his eyes to see a hand holding Ryan's fist away from his face following the hand to his savior face seeing that it was Naruto who saved him. "Didn't I tell you to leave my cooking partner alone before school started? Now I'm going to show you what I do to bullies." Naruto finish this by grabbing Ryan's extended hand with both his hands parted his feet with his left foot across Ryan's right then rotating his hips quickly to the side executing a picture perfect judo hip toss in less than 5 seconds causing Ryan to fall on to the floor with a hard thud. Gibby watched amazed at how fast Naruto was able to do that. "Gibby sit back I'll handle this jerk." said Naruto never taking his eyes off Ryan who started to stand back up angry beyond belief by being embarrassed and interrupted by Naruto twice this day.

"Why do you keep getting in things that doesn't involve you asshole?" Ryan ask Naruto with venom in his voice. "Wait one minute I'm the asshole? You're the one picking on somebody smaller and no offence to Gibby weaker." stated Naruto who wasn't finished yet "Last time I check that's an asshole and as to why I interfere it's simply I don't like bullies." finished explaining Naruto causing the football bully to have enough and tried to punch Naruto's face in. Only to keep missing due to Naruto moving his head away from the punches every time further enraging him "Hold still so I can knock your teeth down your throat!" Ryan yelled reaching the end of his patient and throwing his punches sloppy seeing that he couldn't land a single hit on the blond. "Come on you think somebody will actually do that in a fight and I thought you just look stupid. No scratch that your just stupid." mock Naruto with a smile on his face enraging Ryan more who just ran at Naruto in blind fury. When he was a few feet away from the blond readying to strike missing a smirk on his opponent's face. 'Too easy.' thought Naruto just as Ryan was a feet away moved to the side stuck his foot out in front of the charging Ryan tripping him and causing him to land on a table full of trays of food causing the crowd to howl in laughter including the iCarly crew.

"What's going on here!" everyone in the cafeteria froze knowing to who that voice belong to it was the principal. Ryan seeing this decided to play the victim "It was the blond kid I was minding my own businesses then all of a sudden he pushes me to the table full of food ruining my clothes." he lied. Principal Franklin saw that Ryan was covered in food thought it was true then he turned to Naruto "Mr. Namikaze you leave me no choice you are suspended." said Principal Franklin shocking Naruto who was about to try to tell his side if the story till "NO! He didn't do it. It was Ryan he tried to beat me up and Naruto was only defending Me." all eyes were on Gibby now. The iCarly crew seeing this tossed in their own two-cent to help Naruto out "Yea that right Ryan tried to pick on Gibby before school started." Freddie said "Yea if it wasn't for Naruto Gibby would have gotten hurt." said Carly "Yea and if Naruto would have tried Ryan would be on the floor with a bloody nose." said Sam causing her friends to look at her with a you're not helping looks on their faces "What it's true." she said shrugging her shoulders. "Is this true." Franklin ask everyone in the cafeteria which was quiet for a few second with no one willing to answer. Franklin seeing this was about to side with Ryan and was about to stick with his earlier decision till "No it was Ryan that started it." "It was Ryan." "Ryan wanted to fight Gibby." "Naruto saved Gibby." soon all the people in the cafeteria started to say that it was Ryan that started the fight. Seeing and hearing this Principal Franklin was about to reverse his decision till "What proof do you have that I started the fight." Ryan decided to speak up which turned out to be his worst mistake of today cause 10 student in the cafeteria showed the principal the beginning of the fight to when he was picking on Gibby to the end when Principal Franklin stop it from their phones. After seeing this Franklin decided to speak his answer to who would get punished "Seeing this evidence I reverse my decision to suspend Naruto and instead suspend you Ryan." this caused Ryan to panic "You can't do that I'm the quart back of the football team." he tried to use his athletic status to help him out "Your right you are the quarterback but seeing your recent grades you are failing three of your classes so as of now you are out of the football team." the Principal stated Ryan seeing hearing that he is not only expelled but out of the football team as well left the pushed his way through the crowd to not just exit the cafeteria but the school as well.

"Okay children go back to your lunches the bell will ring in 10mins for 5th period." Principle Franklin said seeing that there was no more problems decided to go back to his office to call one mom of an ex-football star. As soon as he left everything in the cafeteria went back to normal the football members who were blocking the iCarly crew went away when Ryan left so the trio went to the blond who was talking to Gibby.

"Naruto let me be the first to shake the hand your hand." said Freddie raising his hand to shake the blond's who happily accepted it. "Naruto you were so awesome flipping and tripping Ryan like the chump he is." praised Sam "Hay Naruto that was pretty cool what you did for Gibby back there." said a slightly nervous Carly thanks to talking to the blond hero. "Thanks it was nothing." Naruto said scratching the back of his head from behind thanks to the praises he was receiving. "So Naruto have you made up your mind about being on iCarly today." ask Sam "Well my manager texted me at the beginning if lunch saying that my opponent I was going to fight got sick so the fight been moved by two more week leaving me lots of spare time. So yea I go on the show." Naruto said agreeing to the idea. "Cool so what should we have Naruto do for the show." ask the techno geek of the crew. Carly was the first one to come up with an idea "Hay Naruto didn't you say yesterday that you play a guitar." she ask getting a nod from the blond "How about you play a sound for the show." she suggested after a few moment of debating with himself Naruto nodded his head liking the idea. "And if that doesn't work we can have Naruto do some fighting moves on Freddie." said Sam "Hahaha very funny Sam using me as a punching bag." mock Freddie thinking it was a bluff only to get a"Who said I was bluffing punk." from Sam. This scared Freddie who was about to talk reason with her till the bell rang indicating that lunch was over. Seeing that all three of the iCarly crew had different classes well except Sam who decided to leave school early today so they went their separate way while Naruto and Gibby went the same way thanks to both of them having cooking class next.

End of Chapter 3: Food Fight

An: I just realized this could be the first Naruto/Sam story on this site which is cool. Also I'm thinking of making another fic a Naruto x-over Victorious if so its going to be a Naruto/Cat. Also if you haven't notice Carly has a little crush on Naruto don't worry its not a Carly/Naruto.

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