A/N – character list at bottom! :D


Alfred: idc wat any of u think! hamburgers r still de best!

Arthur: I'm not sure how you can even stomach those things – especially that disgusting McDonalds.

Alfred: hey! its amazing!

Feliciano: Pasta!

Arthur: More like an abomination dripping with grease.

Alfred: huh?

Alfred: and thats not nice artie

Feliciano: I love pasta! Pizza is good 2!

Alfred: pizza! ya!

Arthur: My name's not "artie"!

Gilbert: beer is awesome!

Alfred: dude were talkin about food

Mathias: beer!

Gilbert: beer is awesome enough 2 b considered food

Arthur: Personally, I think tea is the best.

Alfred: um… no its not xD

Arthur: How would you know? Have you even tried it!

Alfred: meant 4 gil

Arthur: You probably only ever drink you disgusting coffee!

Arthur: Oh, sorry.

Alfred: hey coffees awesome!

Mathias: coffee!

Gilbert: not as awesome as beer tho

Mathias: beer!

Alfred: mathias shut up xD

Feliciano: pasta's still Wonderful! You should try Some lasagna sometime~

Arthur: You should try some of my homemade scones while you're at it.

Gilbert: what the hell is a scone

Alfred: ice cream… cone…?

Arthur: Our scone is similar to the American biscuit.

Alfred: oh

Alfred: then y dont u just call it a biscuit

Arthur: Because our biscuit is actually what you Americans would call a cookie.

Alfred: dats dumb

Gilbert: thats confusing

Gilbert: im glad i awesomely speak german

Feliciano: italian~

Mathias: danish!

Alfred: uh… guys… ur speakin american rite now…

Arthur: It's English you bloody git!

Mathias: Nej jeg er ikke! XD

Alfred: watev artie xD

Alfred: wtf mathias?

Arthur: Don't calfb

Alfred: ?

Arthur: Bloody hell! I was ganked! (1)

Alfred: who?

Arthur: a group of 50s (2)

Arthur: about 3 of them

Alfred: ill help ya out. inv me 2 grp

Gilbert: lemme join!

Arthur: k sec

Arthur: Mathias? Feli?

Mathias: yea man!

Feliciano: ve~ sure!

Alfred: where ya at artie?

Arthur: Richtersvale (3)

Alfred: ok! The heros on his way!

Arthur: Wonderful…

Mathias: omw

Alfred: ikr! :D

Arthur: sarcasm

Arthur: they're camping my body so I can't rez (4)

Alfred: damn k

Gilbert: the awesome me as arrived!

Feliciano: almost there

Alfred: same

Alfred: ok rdy?

Feliciano: sì

Gilbert: ok lets kick some syndi asses!

Gilbert: wow wat a bunch of unawesome pansies

Arthur: Thanks for helping guys.

Feliciano: ve~ that was fun

Mathias: we should do that more often!

Alfred: no prob artie

Arthur: My name's not "artie" wanker!


1- ganked – when a single person or a group of people viciously murder (okay not really xD just kill) another player but of the opposite faction. Usually the victim is a few lvls lower than the attacker(s), but not always.

2- 50 – the highest level in the game… it's a new-ish game, so not a lot of levels yet xD

3- Richtersvale – another questing place in the game, like VoS. Specifically meant for level 50s, meaning it has quite a bit of dailies there… but that's irrelevant…

4- camping – when a person or group of people (usually the one(s) that ganked the other) stands by the dead body of the victim waiting for them to "rez" (resurrect) just to kill them again.

A/N

Hi~ This chapter is twice as long as it originally was :)

Microsoft Word likes Arthur xD

Anyways, 50 is the highest level in this game and all of the Hetalia characters that play are level 50, unless they're new… but that won't be for a while… Also, the characters won't be putting their accents in their typing… that would be weird… unless you're Italy. He's the only one with his "ve~"

Here's the list of characters that currently play:

Alfred (America) – Sky Warrior – Tank, DPS

Kiku (Japan) – Night Stalker – DPS

Arthur (England) – Shadow Master – DPS

Gilbert (Prussia) – Beast Tamer – DPS

Antonio (Spain) – Shapeshifter – Tank, DPS

Francis (France) – Elementalist – DPS

Feliciano (N. Italy) – Spirit Walker – DPS, Heals

Mathias (Denmark) – Beast Tamer – DPS

Matthew (Canada) – Shapeshifter – DPS

Ivan (Russia) – Dark Knight – Tank, DPS

Lukas (Norway) – Spirit Walker – DPS, Heals

Berwald (Sweden) – Dark Knight – Tank, DPS

Elizaveta (Hungary) – Night Stalker – DPS

Im Yong Soo (S. Korea) – Wind Fighter – DPS, Heals