[Matthew has signed on]
Kiku: 今日はマシューさん(1)
Kiku: Hello Matthew
Matthew: oh hello
Gilbert: hey! wassup!
Matthew: hey gil you're back eh
Gilbert: were u worried about the awesome me huh?
Arthur: Not likely.
Gilbert: hey! not awesome!
Matthew: wat hav u been doin?
Arthur: More likely, how did you get banned?
Kiku: はい I too am curious (2)
Gilbert: its a long story…
Kiku: I have time to spare
Matthew: same
Arthur: We're all curious; you're going to have to tell sometime.
[Alfred has signed on]
Arthur: Hello, how are today Alfred?
Gilbert: hey man wassup?
Matthew: I thought you werent going to get on 2day eh
Kiku: Good afternoon Alfredsan
Arthur: Alfred?
Gilbert: hey! answer us!
Gilbert: not awesome
Matthew: I'll brb
Matthew: gonna check on something
[Mathias has signed on]
Arthur: Hello.
Mathias: hey guys
Gilbert: hey mathias
Kiku: good evening
Mathias: hey yer bak
Mathias: wats up?
Gilbert: alfreds being unawesome
Matthew: k bak
Gilbert: wb
Mathias: what do ya mean by dat gil?
[Alfred has signed off]
Gilbert: c?
Mathias: not rlly…
Matthew: eh sry guys, Al was hacked (3)
Gilbert: wat?
Kiku: That's not good
Matthew: he wasn't even logged in. He was sleeping on the couch.
Arthur: Wait, check the guild bank! (4)
Mathias: i can im nxt 2 it
Matthew: hes taking care of it right now
Gilbert: howd this happen?
Matthew: i dunno… tho al does go on some weird sites…
Arthur: Figures.
Gilbert: lol
Matthew: but i always thought he was pretty good at keeping things away from hackers eh
Mathias: nothings missin. must notve reached it yet.
Arthur: Well that's good.
Kiku: Probably, we caught the hacker pretty quickly. Most aren't this lucky.
Arthur: He's the bleeding guild leader, he should've been more careful!
[Alfred has signed on]
Arthur: What is it this time?
Kiku: Alfred..?
Alfred: shit
Gilbert: lol hes bak! xD
Alfred: mostve my shits been sold
Alfred: gotta report it
Alfred: hey gil, whend u get bak?
Kiku: Hopefully, you can get all things back
Alfred: thx
Gilbert: 2day actually, didnt no every1 was so worried about the awesome me! lol
Arthur: Speaking of which, you never did tell us why you were gone for so long.
Gilbert: oh
Kiku: yes, continue
Matthew: lol
Mathias: ooo this sounds interestin
Gilbert: its rlly not that interesting
Alfred: now im interested, cmon gil!
Gilbert: fine
Gilbert: it was mein unawesome bruders fault!
Matthew: u hav a brother eh?
Alfred: oh ya u mentioned him once… younger right?
Gilbert: ja
Gilbert: he was obviously jealous of mein awesomeness!
Kiku: Why?
Arthur: Gilbert, the real story, please.
Gilbert: fine
Gilbert: he basically told me to get off my lazy ass and get a job, happy?
Kiku: you got a job?
Arthur: I'm impressed.
Gilbert: well… not exactly…
Alfred: hey guys real quik
Alfred: i gotta get off
Alfred: mattie, tell me wat happens later kay?
Matthew: alright eh?
[Alfred has signed off]
Kiku: was Alfred san late for something?
Matthew: no, he was falling asleep i think
Matthew: plus he was a little pissed about the hacker thing
Arthur: Tell him he needs to go to bed earlier.
Matthew: ok
Mathias: hey gil! continue!
Arthur: So you didn't get a job?
Gilbert: no… i awesomely ignored my bruder und kept playing
Gilbert: but then...
Arthur: Go on.
Mathias: hvad? (5)
Gilbert: well… he unawesomely turned off mein computer, took my power cord and my mouse, und he hid them!
Mathias: srsly?
Matthew: lol
Gilbert: ja, i told him i would just buy another but he wasnt letting me use his money and i didnt hav any money
Arthur: Then you got a job?
Gilbert: nope!
Gilbert: i moped around his house and bothered him constantly until he got to the point where he couldnt stand it and let me hav my cord und mouse bak! lol xD
Kiku: oh
Arthur: That was disappointing…
Mathias: lolol! xD
Mathias: i bet yer broder was pissed xD
Gilbert: ja he still is!
Gilbert: lol!
Mathias: that was grt xD
Mathias: well i gotta get off
Mathias: c ya guys 2morrow!
Matthew: bye
Kiku: Good night
Arthur: See you tomorrow Mathias.
Gilbert: later
Gilbert: wait
[Mathias has signed off]
Gilbert: wats 2morro?
Matthew: Sunday
Gilbert: so..?
Arthur: You bleeding forgot already!
1- 今日はマシューさん – means "hello, Matthew" in Japanese (I probably spelled Matthew's name wrong but oh well)
2- はい – means "yes" in Japanese
3- hackers – they suck. When your account is hacked it means someone's been in your account and stole your stuff or pretend to be you… surely you've heard this term before, yeah?
4- guild bank – this is a storage place that the entire guild shares. The guild leader is in charge of overseeing the entire thing to make sure no one is being unfair and stealing excessive things out of it.
5- hvad – means "what" in Danish
A/N
Hackers suck. I had my WoW account hacked once, so I feel for ya Alfred.
Anyways, longest chapter yet! And I put in a cliffhanger! dun dun dun!
Poor Ludwig… also, why does Microsoft Word recognize "eh" as a word but not Berwald eh? :/
Hope ya enjoyed this chapter~
Next Chapter: "The meeting shall now commence!" The longest chapter yet! :D