Guild meetings are held every Sunday at 10am EST. (7)

Alfred: Ok guys! The meeting shall now commence!

Arthur: I'm impressed that you even know what "commence" means.

Alfred: it jus sounded rite xD

Arthur: Figures.

Gilbert: r we gona start soon?

Alfred: ok!

Alfred: first thing!

Alfred: i reorganized the guild bank again! (1)

Antonio: again!

Mathias: not again!

Kiku: Alfred-san…

Gilbert: last time u did dat i couldnt find anything 4 weeks!

Alfred: dats an exaggeration!

Alfred: it was fine!

Im Yong Soo: the smelted bars were with the potions, the inscriptions were with the ore, & the herbs were everywhere! (2)

Alfred: hey! I was just tryin 2 make the bank pretty by spreadin dem out!

Francis: mon dieu…

Alfred: fine! ok ok last time didnt go so well…

Alfred: but this times good i swear!

Elizaveta: Alfred, mayb nxt time u should get kiku 2 organize it?

Alfred: what!

Berwald: New topic

Alfred: fine…

Alfred: scond thing!

Lukas: do u actually have a list?

Matthew: yes, he does…

Alfred: i was thinkin we could start weekly raids. we would need a specific day and time – prbly evenings. if not enough ppl log on 4 the raid, we could run some heroics or something. thoughts? ideas? (3)

Matthew: hes checking them off as he goes…

Alfred: hey! not cool bro! turn around!

Gilbert: sounds awesome 2 me! im free whenever

Arthur: Of course you are…

Im Yong Soo: gr8! ive been wantin 2 run raids!

Ivan: да with our group it work well.

Feliciano: ve~ ill Heal!

Alfred: rite… so we need a day

Alfred: fri? sat?

Alfred: sun?

Alfred: another day?

Alfred: anybody?

Alfred: hello?

Arthur: Fridays or Saturdays are alright with me. Sundays would be pushing it though.

Francis: lol mayb ur weekends wouldnt b so lonely if u added l'amour

Arthur: I didn't ask for advice frog!

Arthur: And my weekends aren't lonely!

Gilbert: lol

Antonio: thats not wat it sounds like amigo

Kiku: I think we are off topic now.

Arthur: Ah, sorry about that Kiku

Arthur: I thought it was Alfred's job as "founder" to keep us on track. He is running the meeting yes?

Kiku: はい、そうです。 (4)

Arthur: Alfred?

Matthew: eh sorry, he went to the bathroom real quick…

Alfred: sry! bak! i thought arties and frenchies argument would last longer!

Arthur: Arthur not Artie you twit!

Francie: frenchie?

Alfred: anyway! about the day for the raids!

Ivan: Saturday sound good да?

Matthew: I can't do fridays

Im Yong Soo: friday!

Feliciano: saturday!

Arthur: As I said before, Fridays and Saturdays are best for me.

Feliciano: though… Friday also Works too ve~

Elizaveta: I like sun best

Mathias: wed?

Berwald: not good for me

Kiku: same

Arthur: Wednesdays are bad for me as well.

Alfred: wtf mathias? wed?

Mathias: i like wed…

Antonio: the day doesnt matter 2 me

Francis: i like Saturday

Alfred: ok, well, guild meetings r on sun, so thats prbly not a good day

Alfred: other than that, i mainly heard fri and sat

Alfred: i cant do fri, so how does sat sound?

Arthur: Sounds good.

Kiku: はい

Im Yong Soo: okay da-ze

Lukas: k

Ivan: да

Matthew: okay eh

Gilbert: awesome

Berwald: Ja

Mathias: wed?

Elizaveta: alright

Lukas: mathias…

Francis: oui

Mathias: fine saturdays good

Antonio: sí

Feliciano: ve~

Alfred: okay!

Alfred: what time?

Kiku: Alfredsan, let's just keep it the same time as the meeting.

Arthur: I agree. It gets too complicated if we change it due to the different time zones.

Alfred: aww… but its soo early!

Matthew: Al… its only 10… (7)

Alfred: in the morning!

Kiku: But it's very late over here

Alfred: fine

Alfred: ok, grp raids r on sat the same time as the meetings

Lukas: are we done?

Gilbert: dat it?

Alfred: third thing!

Mathias: haha thats a no

Alfred: me an ivan were wantin 2 do some 3v3s so if any1 wants 2 join just ask 1 of us! :) (5)

Arthur: "Ivan and I"

Alfred: u 2 artie! :O

Mathias: here we go again

Arthur: Git.

Arthur: And it's Arthur not "Artie"!

Alfred: lol! xD

Francis: r u 2 done relieving ur sexual tension yet?

Alfred: wha…? D:

Alfred: shut up frenchie xD

Arthur: For once I agree with Alfred.

Antonio: ¡Oyé mano! r we done yet!

Alfred: almost!

Alfred: co-founder! do u hav anything u want 2 say?

Kiku: いいえ (6)

Kiku: No

Alfred: Okay! then does any1 else want 2 say anything?

Feliciano: im good~

Arthur: I do.

Arthur: The other day Alfred's account was hacked, so I would recommend setting up the security codes.

Alfred: oh yea..

Elizaveta: srsly? did u get everything bak?

Alfred: dat sucked

Alfred: yea i did eliza

Arthur: Anyway, I already set up my codes and it's really quite simple.

Arthur: I assume you did too, Alfred?

Alfred: damn straight i did!

Arthur: Well, that's all for me.

Francis: mon dieu… finally

Arthur: Shut up frog!

Alfred: ok!

Alfred: any1 else?

Feliciano: me!

Alfred: alright, go ahead Feli!

Feliciano: Pastaaa~!

*Somewhere in the world (Berlin) a Ludwig is face-palming*

*Extra Stupid Side Story Thing*

"Hey, bruder!" yelled Gilbert running towards his brother. Ludwig looked up, mildly surprized that his elder brother actually left the computer of his own free will for once.

"Vat iz it?"

"I- vait… vhy did you just hit yourself?" asked a confused Gilbert.

"I… I'm not really sure…"

1- guild bank – I already mentioned this before but it is a collective storage place for the entire guild

2- Guild banks come with tabs that you can for organizing, and usually the banks are organized by type of item and profession. In this instance, Alfred completely screwed up the entire system last time he organized the bank. Also, herbs kinda look like flowers, which is why Alfred was "decorating" the bank with 'em.

3- raids – Once again, it's basically large groups of players that team up to kill large groups of baddies or a few hard ones… raids can be between 5-40 players

4- はい、そうです – literally "Yes, it is so." in Japanese

5- 3v3s – Again, this is a type of arena where it is required to have three players per team, thus getting the term "3 versus 3"

6- いいえ – "iie" – means "no" in Japanese

7- Time Zones – 10am EST is the time zone for Eastern United States (where Alfred and Matthew live). At this time it is 3pm in London (Arthur), 4pm in Western Europe (Francis, Antonio, Feliciano, Gilbert, Lukas, Mathias, Elizaveta), 5pm in Eastern Europe (Berwald-he lives in Finland), 6pm in Moscow (Ivan), and 11pm in Japan and Korea (Kiku and Im Yong Soo).

A/N

Hope you liked the guild meeting!~

Yeah… I could not resist the ending there xD . . . or the story... Sorry xD Yeah, they actually have lives outside of the game... well most do anyway... :P

Let's see… not much else to say… if you have any ideas or requests don't hesitate to ask! I'm always looking for new ideas :D I have a few stored up, but I certainly haven't thought of everything :)

Next Chapter: Gilbert and his awesome auction house skills!