Chapter 5: A Surprising Visit

I woke up very confused. Instead of laying on Rob, like I was expecting, I found myself laying face first in a corner in the kitchen as Mom was making breakfast in her human form. "You did it again sweetie." She said with a giggle.

I floated sleepily to the pink haired human. "It isn't funny." I said with a yawn. "It is supposed to be like a medical condition right?" I said with a small laugh.

"Jamie, I highly doubt that doctors consider sleepwalking to be a medical condition, much less sleep floating." She said laughing.

"But still…"

"It isn't anything bad. It is just another thing that makes you a unique pokemon."

"Oh, whatever." I laughed. "I am going back to bed. Make sure Dad keeps enough breakfast for Rob and I please."

"Of course dear." She said with a smile and I floated out of the kitchen. I made my way to Ash's room and stopped to see my dad laying on the couch in a spread eagle style with Pikachu sleeping right next to him. I gave a small giggle and floated on back to Rob in Ash's room. I burrowed under the covers and popped my head up right in front of his face and I licked his cheek with a smile and fell back asleep. I woke up to Rob rubbing his face. I was laying on his chest with a smile and purring.

"Do you mind?" He laughed as he moved my tail out of his face.

"Mhm." I said sleepily as I waved the pink bulb at the end of my tail in his face again. I felt a sharp pain on the end when I felt him bite it. "You bit me!" I said with a giggle.

"I told you." He smiled, wiping some pink fur off of his face.

"No you didn't, you asked if I minded. You didn't warn me for anything."

"Oh fine…" He said. "Hey, where did you go last night?"

"Umm…." I said, getting embarrassed.

He must have felt this through our link and he laughed. "You aren't in heat or anything, are you?"

"No." I said. "I.. When I sleep as a mew I sleep float. It's like sleep walking, only I float around. Nine times out of ten I wake up in some corner with tile floor. As for my heat, that only comes around once a year or so. It helps because I am a mew, but Arceus won't let us dodge her gift THAT easily. Both topics are extremely embarrassing as well, you know that?"

"Not really. Come on furball, I am hungry." He smiled, picking me up and getting out of bed.

"You did NOT just call me a fur ball." I said, faking an offended look. "I oughta…" I trailed off, thinking of something intimidating. I couldn't think of anything and so I stuck out my small tongue at him. "Such a rude human." He carried me into the kitchen and I saw mom was still in her human form and was wearing an apron as Ash and Pikachu were at the table.

"Good morning." Ash said. I could tell he was still half asleep, simply by his tone of voice.

"Morning." I said with a smile. "You can let me go now."

"But I like this. You are warm." He said, hugging me tighter.

"Oh boy. First you bite my tail, then you call me a fur ball, and now you won't let me go. What am I going to do with you?" I giggled. I began hearing whispers inside my head and I groaned. "Ok Rob, please put me down now." said in a more serious manner.

"Ok. What's up?"

"I have to do some super secret Arceus stuff." I sighed. It was hard to focus too much on one thing due to the voices. " I need a mirror, or a piece of glass, or something." I said, looking around.

(There is a BIG mirror in the bathroom.) Pikachu said with a smile.

"I don't need a big mirror, sorry boy." I said, petting his head. I figured the window would work good enough and so I went to it. I focused on one voice in my head and it was from a man in Undella. He was praying for a new car. I turned into Jamie and sat on the counter as I tapped the window with a finger as a list of his major accomplishments in life appeared. There wasn't much and he was rather rude his whole life and disrespectful. I sighed. "No." And then it was gone. I continued denying and accepting some prayers for the next 20 minutes until Mom tapped my shoulder.

"Hey, there is some breakfast ready. Take some time and eat before it gets even more cold." She smiled, handing me a plate of hash browns and bacon.

"Thanks mom." I sighed, looking through more prayers. "Some people pray from the bottom of their hearts and others…" I said with another sigh as I took a bite of my hash brown. "Some are just idiotic."

"Well you need to calm down." Rob said, walking up behind me and rubbing my back. "Your mom is right. Eat, we can go to the hall, do something fun, and then you can do these later." He reassured me with a smile and I let myself relax a little.

"Yea, that sounds nice." I smiled back. He picked me up off of the counter and sat me in a chair. "I can walk." I said with a laugh. We finished breakfast and Rob and I said our goodbyes to Mom and Ash. We appeared in our room at The Hall and I saw a small gift box on my bedside table. It was labelled "To Jamie." in a odd, runic style of writing. I picked it up as Rob gave me a questioning look. "I don't know." I peeled open the paper to reveal a small rock that looked like a small marble, instead of clear glass, it looked a blackish purple. There was a small note on the inside with the same writing.

"Dear Jamie,

I know I have promised you entrance to my domain whenever, so I have created a gift worthy of your status. This stone comes with a chain to hook it on and you may wear it as a necklace. All you must do is touch it with two fingers and you and whoever you are touching will be transported to a seclusion in the distortion world.

Sincerely,

Giratina"

As I closed the note I took out the small marble and smiled. I put it around my neck and I heard loud arguing. "I can't even get away from it here." I sigh sighed as I got up and went into the meeting room and saw Zekrom and Reshiram in a heated debate.

"I am telling you, an honest world is better than an ideal one!" Reshiram said, crossing her arms.

"An ideal one has no crime!" Zekrom roared.

"But it still has liars." She rebutted.

"Ok, ok.." I said, walking up to them. "What seems to be the problem?"

"Reshiram thinks an honest world will be better than an ideal world." Zekrom scoffed.

"You both are right. And ideal world will have liars, but an honest world wouldn't be exactly perfect either. The idea of perfection is in the eye of the beholder." I said, trying to get them to stop arguing. It worked and both of them grunted and walked off.

I felt Rob pat my shoulder. "Well, you only have another year of this."

"Yea.. Better get used to it now. Sometimes I am glad I don't have a counterpart…Well I have uncle, but I never really see him." I went to go sit down in Arceus' spot in the hall and I noticed how empty the whole hallway was. "I can see why she gets lonely." I said, trying to think of something that would bring all of the legendaries to the hall.

Rob must have picked up on my thoughts and he offered some suggestions. "What about another feast like the first time I visited?"

"I don't know… As many pokemon that like good food, if we have too many it will get bland."

"What about a pool party or something?"

"A pool party… I am pretty sure Heatran, Victini, and a few other legendaries would not appreciate water." I laughed.

"Well hell." He laughed. "I am probably better off suggesting bingo. What about an all legend brawl?"

"Are you stoned or stupid?" I asked sarcastically. "A lot of legendaries wouldn't stop at a playful fight…"

"Oh… Sorry, I forgot." He chuckled. "Maybe you can let them choose."

"No… that would be as bad as a brawl. I guess we can have another feast. It can be to celebrate the Guardian order as well as our victory." I said with a smile. "That would be a good enough reason."

"Well then where do we start?"

"Groceries." I said, teleporting behind a walmart with Rob.

"Well we have to know what we are getting first."

"I don't know.." I laughed. "Any ideas? We are definitely getting cake. As their general I can speak for all of us by saying cake is good."

"What if they are lactose intolerant or something." He laughed.

"You see, that's the thing. Us born to a human and legendary have no allergies, disorders such as dyslexia, ADD, so on so forth. It would be almost impossible for one of us to be lactose intolerant." I explained as we entered the store.

"Lucky." He said, sticking his tongue out at me. "I was born with ADHD."

"I know. You would go from one topic to another in a matter of seconds when we were younger." I giggled.

"Despite what you think, you aren't completely perfect either." He said, tapping my nose.

"Well I can fix that." I said, giving him a sly grin.

"Try me." He laughed.

"Ok." I said, walking away from him.

"Hey, where are you going?" He said, going after me.

"If you MUST know, I am going to the bathroom. I'll be back and I promise I will be perfect." I giggled. I walked into the restroom and stood in front of the mirror. "Hmm…. Now what would the perfect woman look like?" I said, thinking aloud. "Ah! I bet James would know." I turned myself into James and I immediately began thinking of the best woman I could. "Gotta have a big bust. Perfect hourglass frame… Brunette. Definitely brunette. Thin nose and slim lips. That's perfect." laughed as I began rearranging my genetic structure to fit the description. I walked down the aisles with a sway of my hips and went back to where Rob was. He was looking at cakes and I smiled as I turned him around and planted a kiss on his lips.

"Well doesn't someone just look hot." He said with a grin.

"Me? I told you I could become perfect." I said as I gave him another kiss. "It's a good thing this is me, or I would be a very pissed pokemon." I laughed.

"I am honestly not surprised you tried this." He laughed.

"Should you? Especially considering what I am. Anyway, enough of this… I feel weird." I laughed. "I gotta go change back." I began walking to the bathroom and noticed Rob was following me this time. "Like the rear view?" I giggled as I swayed my hips.

"Hmm…" He said with a laugh. "I admit it's nice, but you know I like average sized women."

"Yea yea." I laughed as I entered the bathroom and changed to my normal looks. I ran my fingers through my white hair and smiled. I walked out of the bathroom and Rob let out a sigh of relief.

"There's the beauty." He smiled as I walked past him.

"Now you are just being a kiss ass." I laughed.

"Hmm… I think I will try that later." He said, rubbing his chin with a grin.

"You are really getting your hopes up, huh?" I said, pushing on his chest a little.

"Maybe. We still have to get our first item." He pointed out.

"Oh yea…" I said, pointing myself towards the frozen foods aisle. "Do we want some hearty meats like steaks or some soft and delectable ones like fish?"

"Both." He said, grabbing some boxes of magikarp fillets and a few packs of steaks. "But if you ask me, we will probably have to buy out the whole store." He laughed.

"How do you figure?"

"Dialga alone is a lot bigger than any human. Just imagine how much all the legendaries combined would eat."

"Yea… Not to mention you." I laughed.

He lifted his shirt up slightly and grabbed his stomach. "I am not that fat." He chuckled.

"No, you aren't. Now put your shirt down, people are staring." I said.

"Even you?" He laughed.

"No, I am not a normal person, you know that. But to answer you, yes I am." I said, swatting his hand to put down his shirt.

"Ok, ok, no need to be violent." He said, poking me in the side.

"Violent? I could turn you into a froakie without a second thought." I whispered. We walked down to the aisle with cakes and I smiled. "Chocolate or vanilla…" I sat and thought for a minute until Rob interrupted.

"Both."

"That works." I said, grabbing both of the boxes of cake. Rob then decided to put in his headphones and listen to his music. "Hey, what are you listening to?" I said, stealing one of his headphones. He was listening to country music and I sighed. "How can you listen to this?" I joked.

"Easy, like this." He said, turning up his music. I just giggled and walked' down the aisle to the ice cream. I knew he couldn't hear me and so I decided to mess with him. "In the ass or the mouth."

"Both." Came his unknowing response.

I turned to him and put my hands on my hips. "Robert Green!" I said, trying to keep a straight face.

He took out his headphones and gave me a surprised look. "What? What did I do?"

"I didn't know you were like that… Maybe you were just stringing me along when you said you liked me."

"Like what?" He said, getting more confused by the minute.

"You are CLEARLY gay." I laughed.

"What? How?! I haven't even done anything to make you think that… Hell, I have done things with you to DISPROVE that." He said defensively.

I played him the memory over our mental link and he blushed. "You really should listen more, my human pretty boy." I giggled.

"You just love torturing me." He said, putting one headphone back in, but leaving the other to dangle.

"Well, would you like anything? You are attending as well, aren't you?"

"Yea, of course." He said, walking beside me. "I guess I could go for some soda." He said with a smile.

"Well, we do have those sodas in the fridge at the hall. Come to think of it, neither one of us has drank one since the whole Team Rage thing." I laughed. "If only there weren't so many damn cameras…" I said.

"HEY!" I heard from the next aisle, surprising us both.

"Good job, you got us in trouble with the law." Rob laughed.

"I was only talking about teleporting." I whispered frantically.

We saw a burly man about average height and rather old walk around into our aisle. "You better not be thinking of stealing nothin', I am a cop and I will arrest you."

"Just my luck." I said a little too loud.

"Alright, you want to play games huh? Turn around." He said to me.

'Oh fuck me.' I said over our link with a mental sigh.

'That will have to wait till you are out of prison.' Rob laughed.

"I hope a night in the slammer will do you real good. Damn teens and their lawless crazes." He said as he put handcuffs on me. I gave a grunt of discomfort because he had put them on a little too tight.

"Hey, go find my mom. She'll get me out." I told Rob. "Just make sure you do it fast, I am not up to waiting all night in a jail cell."

"Well, that might happen.. If I was yer parents, I would let you stay there for even thinking of shoplifting." The cop said as he lead me out of the store.

'A pretty amusing thought… You are god and yet you follow laws of these humans.' Rob said with a chuckle over our link.

'Oh, I don't need your input human.' I giggled.

"Hey, what's the laughing for?" The cop said with a scowl.

"Oh, nothing sir." I said, looking down.

We went to the parking lot and he put me in the back of his car. It was a rather long and boring drive to the police station, all the while Rob was teasing me because I could easily break free. "Alright, get in there." He said with distaste as he took off my cuffs and put me in a small jail cell. "You will be released after twenty four hours or until someone picks you up… whichever comes first."

I let out a sigh and made a ball appear in my hand as I threw it against the wall for a while. I didn't have to be bored long because the cop came back in about a half hour. "Anyone for me?" I asked, not taking my eyes off of the ball.

"Some pink haired lady asking for you, yes." He sighed as he unlocked my cell.

"Good, now you will see this was just a big misunderstanding." I sneered as I walked out of the cell. I went to the waiting area and smiled as I saw Rob, Mom, and Ash sitting there. "Hi." I said, pretty nervous, even though I didn't do anything.

"Please explain to us WHY you are in jail." Ash said hotly.

I gave Rob a dumbfounded look. "You didn't even tell them?!"

"Well, they were quick to bring me here, I didn't get the chance." He laughed.

"Ok." I sighed. "Come on, and I will explain." I said, walking out of the police station.

Ash followed angrily and I guess Mom figured it wasn't my fault because she seemed rather indifferent to the whole thing. "Alright, now explain." Ash said impatiently.

"Alright, Rob and I were in walmart when the topic of soda came up. I realized I hadn't had a soda from the hall in a while and so I thought about teleporting to get one. I didn't mean it in the context the cop heard it and I said that there were too many cameras around and he thought I was about to shoplift."

"Ohh… Sorry." Ash said, looking down. "I didn't realize it was like that."

"I told you not to be mad at her. You humans just don't understand us." Mom laughed. "Anyway, Rob finished shopping for you it looked like and I have to question the quantity of the food."

"Oh… That's for later today or tomorrow." I said.

"Well WHAT is it?" Mom asked, her curiosity growing.

"A surprise." I smiled.

"Oh jeez, you are so difficult sometimes." Mom giggled. "You get your stubborn side from your father."

"ME?!" Ash said with a fake offended look.

"Well, am I stubborn?" She asked with a smile. "Jamie, am I stubborn?"

"Umm.." I said, pausing intentionally.

"Jamie…" She said warningly as she put her hands on her hips.

"Of course not mom." I giggled.

"See? She get's it from you." She said, teleporting us back to the hall. "Now, to fix myself." She said, turning back into her Mew form. "Much better." She said as she smoothed her fur.

"Now that we just freaked out everyone at the police station…" Rob said with a laugh.

"You humans are so easily excitable in the first place." Mom said as she floated down The Hall.

"So what now?" Ash asked.

"I don't know… Have you fed Pikachu yet?" I said, reminding him.

"Ugh… No." Ash said, putting a hand on his forehead.

"Let's go." I smiled as I teleported to his house in pallet. "Pikachu." I said, smiling as the mouse pokemon ran up to me.

(Hi!) The energetic mouse replied. He jumped into my arms and I could feel a slight static shock from the pokemon.

"Pikachu, when was the last time you battled?" I said, shaking my left hand, which was the one that I had fried when I saved Mom from falling out of the helicopter.

"You ok?" Ash asked.

"Yea… Just an accident I had a while ago."

"What from?"

"I fell out of a helicopter. You remember the one you had Pikachu shoot down a few weeks ago?"

"Oh… That was you?!" He said, surprised by learning this fact. "I saw someone fall. I was going after them but when I got to the wreckage nobody was there."

"Yea… I had grabbed Mom's cage, which had electricity running through it, so I shocked my hand pretty good and now it tingles every time I am shocked."

"Sorry." Dad said.

(I haven't battled since we went to that big building.) Pikachu said.

"Well you need to see some action, you are shocking me." I laughed.

(Can I shock the couch?) He said excitedly.

"I don't know."

"What's he saying?" Ash said, giving me a look of confusion.

"Nothing." I laughed. I set the pokemon down and walked into the kitchen to see a woman about the age of 25 or so digging in the fridge. She wore a red bandanna over her hair that split to the left and right, but didn't come down the back. She wore a red jacket and skirt that came down to her knees.

She grumbled a bit. "Had friggin oran berries the whole time… doing that." I couldn't catch the middle part, but she closed the fridge and turned around, shocked to see me. "Who are YOU?" She exclaimed.

"I could ask the same thing." I said, crossing my arms.

"Well I am May, The PRINCESS of Hoenn." She said, sounding rather full of herself.

"Yea, and I am the daughter of a mew." I said, making it sound like sarcasm. I had to laugh at the irony because I was lying to her with the truth.

"What a load of bull." She said, crossing her arms like I did. "I don't know what you stole, but put it back. This is Ash's house and I won't let someone rob him."

"Dad, you have company." I said dryly as I called him into the kitchen.

(Is it Misty?) Pikachu said, running into the kitchen. (May!) He exclaimed.

Ash came in soon after Pikachu did and got a look of surprise on his face to match the one on May's. "You had a DAUGHTER?! With who?"

"Why?" He said, looking more confused.

"Because… I want to know who you left me for." She said, getting slightly irritated.

"I told you. I am the daughter of a Mew." I said, getting irritated myself.

"She isn't lying." Ash said with a nervous smile. "Besides, you were fifteen when we got together and it didn't last longer than a year."

"Ok… ok.. I get it. We were 'too young'..." May said with a sigh.

"You two dated?" I asked in disbelief.

"Yea.. It was a short break I took after the Kalos League." Dad sighed.

I heard a familiar warping noise and a light cheerful voice. "Jamie, Ash, you here?" Mom called.

(Mew!) Pikachu said, running into the living room. (Ash is in the kitchen.) I heard Pikachu's faint voice explain. Pretty soon two pikachu ran into the kitchen. I bent down and picked up one as Ash did the same.

"Now who could this be. I think it's Mom." I said, bringing the little mouse pokemon into a hug.

"Aww…. How did you know?" She asked.

"Your eyes are green, Pikachu's are brown." I explained.

"Darn."

"Did that pokemon just talk?" May said, surprised.

"You think I lied?" I said as Mom transformed back into Mew.

"Well, honestly yes." May said. "Anyway, Ash. Look at you!" She said happily as she moved in for a hug.

"Hey May." Ash said. He looked at Mom, who seemed indifferent.

I carried Mom back into the living room. "What's wrong sweetie?" She said, turning to face me in my arms.

"I don't know.. She just gives me a bad vibe." I said, looking at her talking to Ash.

"Well as long as it isn't a 'She is going to take over the world' bad vibe, then don't let it bother you." She said with a smile.

"Eh…" I grunted. She caught me watching them and when Ash wasn't looking, May gave me a dirty look. "Back at ya!" I whispered as I flipped her off. She just smirked and continued talking to Ash like nothing had happened.

"That wasn't very nice Jamie." Mom said, looking at me with a serious expression.

"Did you see her? She gave me a go to hell look!" I said, trying to defend myself.

"Yes, but you aren't playing who started it with Rob at age six."

I let out a sigh. "Yes ma'am. Can't I just turn her into a froakie for five minutes?"

"No." She said with a hint of finality.

I gave another sigh. "Ok…"

"Besides, if you do I don't think Arceus would be too happy. She doesn't smite people for being atheists."

"Anyway, tell dad I am going home." I said, giving May one last dirty glance before teleporting to my room in the hall. I plopped down on my bed and sighed. I glanced at the large door to my room open and watched Rob walk in. "Hi." I smiled.

"Hey there." He smiled back.

"So what are we going to do for the next…. year?" Rob laughed.

"Think of ways to torment my dad's ex…" I said sarcastically.

"Which one… He has traveled with countless women i'm sure."

"Not helping." I said dryly.

"Sorry. Come on, we need to get the feast ready." He laughed as he tried dragging me to the kitchen. Instead of getting up, I let him drag me by the arm across the floor. "You are stubborn, you know that?" He laughed.

"Only a little." I said with a smile. "Besides, you need to get tougher. Anyway, it was May. She is a real bitch."

"Yea, I hear. She was supposedly real nice before some dude stole her place as top coordinator in Hoenn." Rob said. We made it about halfway to the kitchen before he stopped.

"Hey, why did you stop? I was having fun… somewhat." I giggled.

"You may not realize it, but you are kinda heavy." He laughed.

I let out a fake gasp of mortification. "Robert Green! Are you calling me fat?! You never call a woman fat! Now I am going to be self conscious…" I looked down and slimmed my stomach, so it was almost nonexistent. "Is that better?! Do you want to date a skeleton?" I laughed.

"Umm…. No." He chuckled.

"Fine… I guess I can make your job a little easier." I laughed as I turned into my natural form. I floated into is arms and began purring as I wiggled my long tail in his face. He opened his mouth to bite it and I moved my tail away quickly and then tapped him on the nose. "No, bad human. Don't bite my tail."

"Then keep your tail out of my face." He laughed as he carried me to the kitchen.

Hello everyone! I am back... for now. I am happy to announce that with the money i received for helping my grandparent, i am getting my own laptop! To add to that, my house is getting wifi again (Soon i think)! I will be able to update a whole lot more when my new laptop comes in sometime at the end of this week. I know i said i would hold off on this chapter, but it was the only one i had done and i kinda wanted to spread the good news X3. In my downtime i have spent a lot of time thinking about this upcoming arc and i have to say it will be one of the best i have come up with. Until next time :D